Meanwhile, on Elfchan
Running half-naked around your blushing paladin will never get old.Especially when he is still confused about which genitals you have.
>>46112409
I swear to the gods these double mon-keigh don't know how to have proper weapons much less have any flexible armor.
>>46112409
>human master, wat do?
>>46112554
Suck his dick.
>>46112409
>>I want to have sex with a human.
>>What do?
>>46112437
>Surface world is very strange place, cousin
>surface matrons don't flay man on Tuesday or wear clothes
>I have only been pal' addin for week
>I have not touched matrons or wine
>why do they test me now?
>I will try not to anger surface matron
>cod piece will stay on
>>46112409
It's hilarious how misrepresented our appearance is in human culture when we actually look like this.
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>>46112409
Daily reminder you will never get laid.Because the humans aren't interested in fucking a woman who'll snap like a twig the instant they get rough.
>>46112587
I hear their ears are an erogenous zone.
>>46112689
HUMAN'D
>>46112689
Dwarfanon get out
I want to tenderly dominate a pasty, white human fuckboi.
>>46112748
>human sneaks up
>steals big fucking gem
>human gets away
>humans be foolins
>>46112748
Tender domination by a drow priestess is my fetish.
Why don't they ever raid my village?
Most shitty thread on /tg/ right now.
>>46112938
>drow
>tender
>>46112938
A+, wouldrape.
>>46112748
I will never understand why elves go all dominatrix.
>>46112938
>tender
>drow
Good luck with that, you've better chances of finding a halfling who won't steal all your jewelry as soon as you're asleep.
>>46113757
Don't compare us to fucking kender, god damn kender genocide best day of my life REMOVE KENDER remove kender, they have the thief smell not like tasty halfling cooking
Kender die in a hole, halfling adventurers bring gold back to the Shire - we rich now, we have allies in human and dwarf kingdoms you will be dead soon hahahaha FUCK KENDER
bleed the dirty sindar thieves! KINSTRIFE NOW! RECLAIM THE JEWEL!
>>46113420
>>46113757
Nonsense human talk. "Tender" is anything that does not damage enough to require healing.
A little pain is a small price to pay for not having to deal with a thousand years of dull uninspired surface elf sex.
>>46113420
>>46113757
This: >>46113985
She can be as rough as she wants as long aswe cuddle and hold hands afterwards because deep down inside she loves me for the feeble, pale surface-dwelling male that I am.
>>46114035
Ah, you don't get Drow.
That would only happen if shewanted to feel the exact spasms of your body as the slow-acting toxin she administered earlier took effect.
>>46113920
>muh silmaril
>swear oaths
>kill kin
>rinse and repeat for a few hundred years
>>46113420
>>46113757
It's been known to happen
>>46114035
With as turned on as drow women get by dominating a smaller male, I don't think you have much to fear. If anything else she might like having you around just for the scandal factor.
>>46112603
God that was a great thread.
>>46114470
Preserved for posterity.
>>46112409
Is it true you are all angry about dwarves?
>>46112603
Heed my words, fellow paladin.. The beautiful elven maiden may look young, but there is a centennial grief within her heart. To gain her .. fleshy favors, you must first purr the worries away, join her on the hunt, and kindly ignore her criticism of your plodding ways. Then, when trust is achieved, suggest nesting with her kind. Perhaps, in a decade, you shall be offered her boon, and with it a long-lived child.
Also, if you have doubts about whether you deal with a "he" or "she", see if the maiden complains about watchers grabbing her busom. They are wont to perform such lewd acts.
Why are humans always coming into my forest?
Fucking roundears get out.
TREEEEEEEEEEE!
>>46114556
So, kind sir, you seem experienced in the matters of elf courting. How do I get rid of one? She's trying to get my attention by some... unorthodox means and it's getting dangerous. Upsetting her in any way or leaving her side is not an option due to current circumstances, mind.
Why is elf/tg/ angry about dwarves?
Why the beard hate?
All those cute little stubby limbs, roundish ears and exotic stone instead of boring and traditional trees. Dwarves are love.
>>46114939
Getting rid of an elven maiden, ser...? Why...? Before I advise you, indulge my curiosity. It is such a staple of courtly love among those of our calling, and yet you want none of it...
>>46115053
Lose a tiny bit of muscle, ask for a gnomish common friend to blurt out your feelings for him. You do have a gnomish friend, don't you?
>>46115053
Does he have a girlfriend?
If he does, you should kidnap her, stuff her in a sack, and throw her through a portal to the Nine Hells.
Then, during his grief, you are there to comfort him.
>>46115053
Human rape.
They may fight back or scream but they love that stuff. It is in their blood. They love getting dominated. I have never met a human who didn't secretly want to be raped by elves or orcs.
Why else would there be half-humans running around everywhere? Humans are lewd
So, is this all erp or will traditional games happen at some point?
>>46115053
See, this is how we got Orcs in the first place.
>>46115172
kek
>>46115124
No seriously they do like this shit. Try it out!
>>46114998
Because I would rather not start another war with the elves in the space of three years. It's something of a long story.
>>46115212
The full context of this unwanted romance grows ever more elusive and demanding of clarity.
>>46115203
As a human, I find this an offensive stereotype and would be VERY angry if this happened to me.
Like, super mad. I REALLY mean it! Don't you DARE find me at the Wandering Stallion Inn, room 3, at sunset this evening! I swear to all the gods above, I will be SORELY upset if a group of scantily-clad Elven women assail me and use me as some kind of breeding stock for half-breed children. Don't you DARE.
>>46115203
Poor Raven, death by snu snu
>>46115451
But... oh, okay then. If it's that much of a big deal, we won't. This makes me wonder, though, maybe our wizard will be more amenable to our proposition. He's kind of cute.
>>46115451
>>46115502
I REALLY MEAN IT! I will be asleep, in my bed, completely helpless! I am a heavy sleeper, so I wouldn't hear anyone, least of all a light-footed elf, sneak into my room, which I have lost the key for and is unlocked at all times, sneak in and surround me! I doubt I'd even wake from being bound to the bedposts, so you better not! I don't want to wake up to find myself surrounded by beautiful, buxom elf women looking for only one thing; my body! You better not do that at all, or I shall be SO VERY CROSS!
>>46115620
Oh! How positively FABULOUS, madam. Unlike the forest dwellers, we're not deaf to reverse psychology, and will be there posthaste. No need to prepare, we're rather practiced in those things. PLEASE feel free to remain where you are for the next fifteen to twenty seconds.
You know you need to be at least 100 years old to browse this site?
>>46115244
The only one demanding clarity here is you, sir. Well, you and the twin kings of the elves. It's how the whole thing started, you see. With a demand for clarification.
Back on topic, however. How can I handle this situation peacably and without upsetting the elf?
>>46115813
>neither elves or humans can determine the other's gender at a glance.
How do half elves even come about?
>>46115839
Well, I can hardly give tailored advice without the full story, can I? I would suggest chaste endurance 'till your last breath, but obviously that isn't an option.
>>46115859
>How do half elves even come about?
Obviouslyby accident
>>46115890
Well, chaste endurance spurs her in the wrong direction entirely. You see, she assumed I'm entirely disinterested or ignoring her advances on whatever grounds, so instead she turned to finding various perils and actively putting herself into danger. As a result, I now have a regular petitioner discount for healing ointments and regeneration charms at the temple of Lathander.
>>46115819
>implying you weren't 50 when you started lurking
>>46116051
I am 60 and what is this?
You Elves are fucking weird.
Im going back to my village.
>>46115974
Alright then... Why exactly is plowing that elven garden an act of war?
>>46116229
I dunno about that guy, but I'd lay siege to that flowerbed, if you catch my drift.
>>46116427
Well, the first attempt, with this one's sister, ended with something approaching three thousand casualties on both sides. At least the king didn't find out.
>>46116462
It's not rape if it's a human, but is it bestiality?
>>46116628
Humans have penises bigger than 4 inches and that's just the average ones. Just gonna put that out there.
>>46116628
No? They're a lot like elves, elven children anyway. Which means you ought to be asking if it's pedophilia.
>>46116662
Don't be ridiculous. No body has enough blood to support such a ludicrously oversized appendage.
They'd end up draining it from the rest of their body.
>>46116714
Dead serious. Find a human and check. 5, 6 inches easy. Sometimes more.
>>46116628
It's not bestiality if the subject is willing
>>46116825
Yfw an eleven female will never ever gaze upon your average penis with a slight look of fear on their face.
>>46117446
Well, I don't have an average size penis, so even if they were real...
>>46117473
>OP makes an elf thread
>anon talks about his dick
Every time, this is why we can't have nice elf threads.
>>46117473
Well then you better hope that space elves are real and FTL is somehow possible.
>>46117536
It is the natural progression of things here on /d/ lite.
>>46117558
>>46117605
>natural progression
>implying this wasn't this thread from the start
>implying if mods wouldn't be lazy cunts this thread would still be alive
Erp somewhere else and make room for threads that are traditional games.
>Be Elf
>was born to werewolves
>live as a gypsie
>stolen by slavers when I was 50
>sold to human nobles to be guard for thier daughter cause I'm a werewolf.
>she digs me
>awwwyeah
>we run away together
>do Elven bonding ritual
>she will basically live as love as I do now
>life is good
So how are your human/elf relaionships going?
Okay, I'm mad! Why did Growing Trees 2 get an age rating of 70? I'm 64 and mature enough I don't want to wait 6 years to see it.
>>46117848
>implying a mere 64 year old has the presence of mind to appreciate the slowly-expanding trunks of such vigorous redwood and pine
>>46117667
Shit, don't you know? All tabletop and tabletop accessories are connected to devil worship or sex orgies.
>>46117907
Girthsome.
I fucking hate human women hitting on me.
Yes, I'm "experienced"
No, the myth isn't true about long ears.
No, I don't want to be with a fat ruddy hairy human woman. I might as well fucking a dwarf.
Anybody else getting sick of this?
>>46118495
You are missing out bro.
Human woman are so much better than elf woman.
Also they breed like rabits compared to us.
>>46118495
You don't know what you're missing. Human women are stupid easy to please. They will think you're Fëanor, himself.
>>46116825
>Muh dick
Christ, this is why nobody like humans. Maybe if you could keep it in your pants, you could develop a society that lasts longer than 100 years.
>>46118569
>>46118582
idk last time I was with one she thought it was weird to bring my friends to share the experience and feel the harmony
>>46118582
Fëanor Girthtree? I thought he retired.
>>46118569
I'm not into BBW.
>>46118624
You still do that?
I just mine meld with my friends after the fact
>>46116714
The blood is drained from their brain, it's why humans are rather....slow
How can elven men even compete?
>>46118732
By not dying after 70 years.
>>46118732
>underarm hair
Do I really need to say more?
>>46118732
Yeah, by not looking like apes and knowing how to read.
>>46118761
>>46118774
>>46118808
>All these butthurt elfbois.
We was kings an shiet. Elfbois best learn their place. Cant compete with that huge human dick, elf gurls want. You goin extinct for a reason.
>>46119011
>humans actually believe that transcending = extinction
>>46119127
Ayoooo son
we gonna transcend yo birthrates with dis bigas muffuggin dick in tight elven puss
>>46119127
Transcending this HHD! Elfbois scared, after I give your sister a half human baby, I'm gonna pull this HHD out and piss on your favorite tree, Aliniwen.
Mankind gonna rise up, Elves gonna regret the day the stole our forests.
>>46118808
WE WUZ
>>46119306
>>46119300
This is why people like Namremmiz keep shooting you on sight.
Honestly, we don't need to even do that. Maybe if you could stop killing each other with a new war every decade, and learn to use proper hygiene, you might have a birth rate that means anything.
>>46119403
look at dis fuccboi
REAL HUMAN HOURS SMASH DAT FUKKEN LIKE BUTTON
>>46119403
>>46119444
CAN'T FLIMFLAM THE NIMNAM
>>46112409
Why does she have two left feet?
>>46119490
Feet are hard.
Where all da elf wimmin at?
Mods are asleep, post humans.
>>46119517
Perhaps, but plainly the right feet are harder than the left feet.
>>46117558
...
sauce?
>>46121888
the outsider
Its not porn.
>>46113389
No kidding.
>we're roleplaying, so the shitposting is relevant!
>>46120338
Elves don't sleep you silly human
We Trance
Drow Mistress, wat do?
>>46117605
Are you ND going incognito, or just one of his anon buttbuddies who thinks that masturbating is a traditional game?
And in anticipation of "but anon, it is le traditionalest game :^))))", I'd like to direct you to scroll the top of the thread, whereupon you will fail to find the words hentai, adult, or anything labeling this board as an offshoot of /d/.
Holy shit, after three years of idiots who think circlejerking somehow constitutes original content I think I'm ready for another round of heavy-handed moderation
>>46122366
Post in misplaced fetish thread.
>>46122366
Do everything in your power to please her
And pray that your inevitable death is quick and painless
This thread is an embarrassment, and I like elves..
>>46116628
ORCED when?
>>46122487
90% of all elf threads on this whole site, not only this board, are pure cancer.
>le lewd elf
>it's not raep
>thinly veiled fetish thread
>elf hate thread DEUS VULT
>/e/ dump on boards that aren't /e/
>>46122423
How's that autism working out for you?
>>46122187
Can I get a sauce on that? I didn't realize there were any mangos about dungeon crawling.
>>46123788
Dungeon Meshi. You have a lot to catch up on.
>>46123865
Oh, yeah. I had a friend pitch that as "what if you ate dead monsters?" to which I replied "You should probably have a plot more interesting than that. Or like, interesting at all."
Is it really as boring as it sounds?
>>46123909
It's more interesting, but it takes some time to shine. The cooking stuff is more prevalent in the beginning, world building and characters become more important later on. It also has great humour, likeable characters and good art. Give it a try. At least for the cute elf.
>>46112648
best post
>>46124015
>world building and characters become more important later on
Is there a plot? Like, at all? Or is it just a sitcom that happens to be located in a dungeon?
>>46119011
>>46119300
>>46119306
>>46119389
>>46119444
Men like you are scum. Learn to Numenor, then you'll be a real Man.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>46122366
rolling to seduce
>>46124292
There is a plot. The plot thickens the further it goes, but at the moment it's not so sure where it will go. The dungeon definitively holds secrets and the last chapter was just pure world building hinting that there is more to come.
It's really interesting and also probably the most /tg/-related manga.
Also qt elf.
>>46124507
What I like about Marcille, except for being a nice character, is that she's not sort of absurdly beautiful or anything. She's cute, and an elf, but more in a "that cute chick in biology" kind of way.
>>46124576
The best thing about her is that she's a character, not just some waifu for the human self-insert to romance, but a complete character with flaws and quirks. All the other characters are also great, but it wouldn't be the same without her.
But goddam why is her face so expressive?
>>46121494
I find this post delightful.
>>46124576
>>46124718
It's a wholesome sort of cute.
>>46124296
#humanlivesmatter
>>46125092
You're mixing up humans and orcs. Damn piggers...
>>46122366
2black4me. I prefer them chocolate brown rather than black. It's like the difference between regular dark chocolate and 99% cacao dark chocolate. To complete the analogy, white elves are like pure sugar: sure, you could shove it in your mouth and maybe even enjoy the taste but why do that when you could have a bar of chocolate?
>>46125808
Chocolate elves are just pure fetish elves these days. Show me one japanese brown elf that's not primary for masturbation but a real character.
>>46125939
I can't, but I eagerly anticipate the marriage between chocolate elf fetish fuel and character development.
>>46124507
>It's really interesting and also probably the most /tg/-related manga.
There's a strong contender, mind!
>>46126276
>that forever DM finally getting to play feel
Your selfesteem is so low you all need these power fantasies. Poor basement dwellers.
>>46126452
>You actually have power fantasies in a role playing game about superpowered individuals? Poor basement dwellers.
>>46126517
Don't drag Marcille into this, he's right.
>>46126699
>troll is right
Stupidity, not even once.
>>46126452
This guy's right.
Rather than masturbating about how powerful your proxy is, you could be telling stories.
>>46114510
I have that saved as "Drow Slav wat do"
elfs are fucking retarded, whats the point for long ears? shit race imho
>>46128758
hounds are fucking retarded, whats the point for long ears? shit breed imho
Now I'm not sure if you saw that with your predatory eyes, but that was your baseless opinion being told off. Maybe if your ears were long enough to hear your elders you might have become smart enough to know what kind of (dis)advantages certain physical traits provide.
>>46128981
still waiting for an answer.
Please post laughing elf edits. Specifically the malf one, if you got it.
>>46123865
>You have a lot to catch up on.
That's the best time to start reading something, because waiting for updates is pain.
HELLO FELLOW ELVES! MY WHAT A GREAT DAY IT IS TO NOT BE AN ORC IN DISGUISE!
>>46115124
Drow pls go
>>46128758
>>46133930
Not until you admit that drow are the superior elves.
>>46134231
But drow are so inferior they literally live down below.
>you will never be taken as a POW by a tomboyish chocolate elf
>you will never help each other in a number of adventures despite you being a captive
>you will never slowly develop your mutual feelings
>you will never evolve into a solid team capable of dealing with any trouble the world throws at you
>you will never fall in love for each other
>you will never be known for your adventures as a dark elf and a human couple
Life is an endless pit of pain and despair.
>>46134280
Down below is where all the high level stuff is. Have you ever even been in a dungeon?
>>46134299
Chocolate elves are not dark elves, they are just ganguro elves.
>>46114091
Feanor did nothing wrong. I wish he came back, we could make Middle-earth great again.
>>46112648
Elven bard David Bowie died...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSx3uT9cJ04
>>46114091
>muh silmaril
>swear oaths
>kill kin
>rinse and repeat for a few hundred years
What the fuck did you just fucking say about muh Silmarils, you filthy Moriquendë? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class of all the House of Finwë, been involved in numerous secret raids on the fortress of Angband, and have over 300 confirmed kinslays on those boatfucking Teleri cowards. I am trained in gorilla warfare and am the top bowman of all the Calaquendi. You are nothing to me but just another spawn of Morgoth. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen since the War of Teleri Aggression, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Palantir? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Middle-earth and your address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, goblin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can slay you in over seven hundred different ways, and that's just with my beautiful hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to all the hosts of the Noldor and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable hröa off the face of the continent, you stunted piece of dwarf-shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit the fury of the Eldar all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>46124718
>expressive
>>46134834
>>46112409
>Catgirl slave
>wat do?
>>46134834
Anon, please. I just got up.
I unironically think dwarves are alright
>>46134913
A dwarf is fine too
>>46134931
Shouldn't you be lurking /d/warfchan?
>be proud dwarf
>elf rogue is putting heart shaped chocolate in my meals every night
>he tend to look at me every night too in an odd way
>heard from halfling pal that he sometimes stay up to watch me sleep
Should I be worried? Is this a normal thing for Elves to do?
>>46135300
No, that's normal elf behavior. They don't need sleep and tend to be on the lookout for threats at all times- As a dwarf, he views you as the closest, largest potential threat.
Also, ever seen an elf's asshole? That's not chocolate.Though some species of elf do flirt by exchanging droppings
>>46135300
>Elves
>normal
Have you been breathing too much stone dust?
Anyway, ignore them and they're leave you alone eventually.
>>46135300
Elves rest for four hours. It's normal for them to find diversions for the remaining four before the rest of the company wakes up. Think nothing of it, this kind of thing tends to resolve itself sooner or later.
Dwarves pls go
>>46134377
Yes, it went up.
>>46112648
It's funny, but this post is way more truthful than it has any right to be.
>tall and lithe figure, lack of facial hair,
>minimal sexual dimorphism, hard to distinguish a male from a female
>unconventional fashion sense that only accents the lack of distinguishment between males and females
>otherworldly beauty that seems almost alien to most of the other races
Bowie and Swinton fit most elven stereotypes to a tee.
>>46135953
Except he died
I cried like a bitch that day
>>46136081
Do not weep for him, brother, for he is merely hiding, biding his time so that no one notices thathe doesn't age.
>>46117950
Sometimes both at the same time!
Prove that Two Trees accident wasn't an iside job. Protip: u cant
>>46113389
Now that you're here, this is true.
>>46136213
Of course it was. I have no idea which jackass in the sylvan planning department approved a sun temple in the middle of the fucking grove, but the end result was obvious to anyone from the start.
>>46136521
Who are those characters again? I remember a particularly amazing fanart that I want but can't find anymore. They're from League of Legends or something right?
>>46136545
Search this one and ye shall find.
>>46136572
Can't right now, just want their bloody names. It's probably in my bookmarks at home but that shit is such a mess it'd take me weeks to find it without something to go on.
>>46118663
retired but not forgotten, meerly mentioning his name is enough to make the female elders walk abit funny.
>>46136590
Chaira Bautista's OC from a long-running series. You can find a large gallery here.http://imgur.com/a/bOfQh/layout/grid
>>46136636
Danke
>>46112409
I'm just saying, it's not murder if it's a human.
You kill one of them, then the brood mare will have popped five more out by lunchtime.
>>46136636
Hmm... I went looking through the imgur and through her facebook (I completely forgot it was her...) but I didn't see the art I was thinking about. I am pretty sure it's a fanart since the style definitely wasn't hers, but the characters were. Well, guess I'll just have to dig through my masses of records to find it then.
>>46136636
Actually, nevermind, I was right at first but wrong that that first image was the character(s) I was thinking of. It is a LoL character I thought of... Kindred. Just found a picture of them while browsing deviantart for Chiara Bautista fanart.
Pic related is what I was looking for, and how I elf.
I'm not a fucking drow ok?
My parents were an elf and a black human, why is this so hard for people to get?
>>46138099
Just tell people you're a wood elf
>>46138099
BLACKED
Hahahahahhahahahhahaha
Human drow are more orc like
I don't think I am a human I just play one in Humans and Cities.
>>46134385
i thought they were orc/drow abominations
>>46136129
I wish man, I wish
>>46138595
My half orc bastard children have tusks like their mother.
The only brown elves are wood elves, and overly tanned sun elves. Two grey skinned races never make a brown baby.
>>46125939
Pirotess. And Masamune from Full Metal Daemon
>>46140805
>Daemon
EXTERMINATUS!
>>46134931
This image made me realise a new chapter was out.
Thanks anon.
>>46138433
fuckin nerd.
>>46143551
>tfw it's not a new chapter, it's a doujin that's been out for months
>>46140805
Pirotess had a plot?
>>46123865
Different anon here, mind spoonfeeding me?
>>46146440
it's literally called "Dungeon Meshi," mate
if you google it there are like four sites, top results, that you can read it at. Maybe more if you put "read manga online first."
Usually I'm pretty accepting of spoonfeeding but c'mon man you could at least try
Ay yo, any of you elf bitches finna smash wit a real human? Come get dis dick.
>>46146652
>implying our fine elven females would actually be on the Elfnet
Human, you know so little... Even amongst our species the Rules exist.
NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED AN ELF!
>>46134834
Is there a source?
>Be elf
>Living in a quiet village deep in the woodlands
>Pharmacist, so spend most of my days collecting herbs and brewing potions
>Whenever I'm free I love to take a stroll through the woods and read a book under my favorite apple tree
>Suddenly human refugees arrive
>Literally thousands of them, to a village with barely 6000 inhabitants
>They say their homeland is plagued by war and they need a safe place for themselves and their children
>Matriarch claims that it is our moral duty to aid these humans, that they will assimilate into our society, that they will compensate for our low birth rates and create a stronger, better race because diversity is our strength
>Being raised to love all living beings and not to question the wisdom of our blessed matriarch, I do not protest
>A week later
>Haven't seen my best friend even once
>Visit her house to ask why she doesn't come outside anymore
>Turns out she has been mugged and raped by human rape gangs
>Outraged, I complain to the matriarch
>Her response is, I quote: "the sudden rise of rape incidents is entirely unrelated to the arrival of human refugees"
>Stomp home angrily
>A few human men wolfwhistle at me
>One of them even shouts "It's not rape if it's an elf"
I'm not a racist, but can't we keep elf villages for the elves and human kingdoms for the humans?
>>46148835
ayooo gotta respec ar kultur
>>46148835
>Implying you wouldn't be doing the same thing if an orc tribe set up camp near by.
>>46148835
Don;'t worry dear cousin, the humans will pay their price.
>>46148835
>Low birth rates
Where the fuck did this myth come from and can it die?
>>46148835
Thanks for letting everybody know about your political opinions. Hey, did you know they even have a board for it?
>>46149179
Thanks for letting everyone know you're a rape apologist. Hey, did you know you could run for office since you kowtow to the established order?
>>46149259
>>46149179
would both of you please shut the fuck up.
>>46149316
Would you?
>>46149351
If my talk added nothing, then yes. You guys want to talk politics? Go to pol.
>>46118761
But what about all those human mages who've found immortality, one way or another?
>>46148488
anyone have a link to these comics?
Looks like our humble elf board has been invaded by humans. Or have my elven brethren really sunk so low as to resort to snapping at eachother like starving dogs? Stop emulating human behavior, and humans, please return to your own homes.
>>46149467
>pol
>not /pole/
>be ork
>my people killed some elf nobles when i was only 52
>i watched from afar
>remember their qt 60 year old daughter
>now I'm 114
>just moved to a new camp
>it's right outside her village
Should I ask her out? Will her friends kill me? I've always been short and bad at combat. What do I do?
>>46150018
what do you think is going to happen? Stay away and stay alive ork.
>>46150018
Sneak in, kidnap her, and rape her until she loves you.
>>46150173
But I only weigh sixteen stone, what if a guard catches me?
>>46150192
>weigh sixteen stone
>320 elfbong
If you sit on one of the guards you will probably crush him.
>Be Noldor
>Live in glorious Tirion upon Túna
>We finally get internet service over here
>About time, too
>Decide to check out what the Lingerers in Middle-Earth are doing
>Check out something called Elfchan
>Everyone's going on about man-elf relationships
>Eldar letting themselves get dominated by Atani
>Someone mentions something called a 'chocolate elf'
>Dwarves posting about how elves are terrible
>Men boasting about 'conquering' elven maidens
>Orcs are posting about raping Eldar and nobody cares
>absolutelydisgusting.elfsong
I know about Beren and Luthien, Tuor and Idril Celebrindal, and Arwen and Aragorn Elessar, but those were pretty unique examples
Y-you guys aren't being serious here, right?
Right?
>>46150899
>>Orcs are posting about raping Eldar and nobody cares
It's not rape, it's true love
>>46115859
Well, it's a 50/50 chance...
>>46148835
Again, I will supply you with the retort.
"It's not murder if it's a Human"Also, you are now reading this in my voice.
You find this little guy outside your village. What do you do?
>>46151537
Swift mace to the head
>>46151537
>Find Orc child in the forest outside of my village
>Help him find his way home
>Ally with Orc tribesnu snu their women
>Team up with Orc tribe and cleanse the knife-ears
>Have a party while dancing amongst their Elven corpses
I'm doing the sensible thing here.
>>46151170
>Also, you are now reading this in my voice.
Am I supposed to know who that is?
>>46151537
Insult his uninspired color pallet and his amateur brush strokes. Then show him how arting should done.
>>46134617
>and have over 300 confirmed kinslays on those boatfucking Teleri cowards
>300 confirmed kinslays
>>46135334
this gonna be the outfit of my next character
>>46154686
>>46148762http://exhentai.org/g/880758/c5df01e67b/
>>46148488
>implying Politorc would ever have sex with Slutelf
>>46152504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d18olKsKq0g
>>46150899
The sooner you lot understand you were only put on this Middle-Earth as crafters of exotice weapons and breeders of fine maidens for humans to deflower as a reward for ending the lives of Dark Lords, the better.
>>46149071
Long lived species have lower birth rates. That's how nature typically works.
>>46151537
>Tail
ITS A CHANGELING
GETTUM
Is it wrong that I want to sexualise Marcille?
>>46148835
Try building a wall and kick all the criminals out. Make the world your australia
>>46154973Got anymore links like that?
>>46154858
Sir Ulrich von Lichtenstein? is that you?
>>46155612
I watched that, but I still can't read anything in his voice.
Hell, it was so forgettable I can't even remember what he sounded like.
ELFCHAN?
WHAT SORT OF ABOMINATION IS THIS?
NO FILTHY KNIFE-EARS WILL POISON THE INTERNET WITH THEIR TREACHEROUS LIES ON MY WATCH!
>>46156813
Why not let the thread die then?
>>46134299
stockholm syndrome you say?
