with a vengance
might as well keep contributing some more
>>46111562
>>46111574
>>46111604
That player is me
>>46111708
>being GM
>using a d10 based system
>okay , the fight starts , roll for initiative!
>1
>1
>1
>1
>okay , thats a 1 out of 10000 throw , looks like you already used up your bad luck i guess
oh boy , how wrong i was
>>46112516
>>46112526
>>46112536
>>46112543I know they're not black, just play pretend with me anon
>>46112555
>>46112567
I am not satisfied with the filename for this one.
>>46112580
>>46112585
>>46112595
>>46112608
>>46112618
>>46112624
>>46112636
>>46112649
>>46112661
Last one, don't know if it's safe to post on a blue board.
>>46112543
i'm not very /k/
is the meme here that she's loading a m9 while holding it by the barrel and sort of pointing it at herself
i guess that's a little funny
>>46112770
>i guess that's a little funny
hint: now find the rifle
>>46112770
She's holding a pistol by the barrel (not good) while pointing it at herself (bad) and there's a rifle sticking up into her gut (very bad indeed). It's incredibly dangerous and sloppy even for a medic.
>>46112797
YOU SEE IVAN
WHEN RIFLE AND PISTOL IS POINT AT GUT
RELOAD IS FASTER OUT OF FEAR OF WEAPON DISCHARGE
>>46112543
Oh god, the rifle. She's just got the butt on the ground and the muzzle leaning into her gut. Jesus Christ, is this real life? One of those guys needs to be reaming her asshole for that shit.
>>46112899
congratulations, you're now a misogynist
>>46112928
Excuse me, I am a misanthrope and I would like to be referred to as such, thank you.
>>46111708
>have lucky feat (5e)
>constantly roll 2 and 3s
>>46112543
>knife hands internally
My sides have reached orbit
>>46112899
>those guys needs to be reaming her asshole for that shit
They can't. Well, they can. But it would RUIN their career as she could file a sexual complaint against them all, sue them and the military, and demand they demoted a few ranks or dishonorably discharged entirely and she WILL be promoted just to shut her up. Its a serious fucking issue thats only being compounded by idiots that think feefees and equality should trump military readiness and actual hard work.
>>46111827
>That one lighter placed in the opposite direction
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>46113383
I think it adds character. Those little lighter faces are all so whimsical and carefree. It's like those dwarves from Oglaf.
>>46111720
>implying Guan Yu is captured
Does anyone have >>46112350 where they cut out the rope and mushed his face together.
>>46114796
Too many sex jokes, cannot choose just one...
>>46115572
>>46115607
>>46115572
>>46115607
>>46115654
Why is all of this 7e? It has nothing to do with Warhammer 7th specifically.
>>46116322
>>46116341
>>46116355
>>46116374
>>46116420
>>46116446
>>46116467
>>46115654
>>46115607
>>46115572
Why ami laughing so hard holy shit
>>46112266
Sauce?
>>46112899
>>46113313
>reaming her asshole
Now I'm just imagining some DI yelling at her while her ass slaps against his lap again and again, his angry shouting punctuated by her pleasured moans.
This is probably someone's fetish.
>>46116486
>>46116728
>>46112661
what is this from?
>>46116693
>probably
No doubts about it, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HE9zre58h8just googling 'drill sergeant fetish' pointed me towards a redtube video about a DS fucking a recruit in panties
>>46116762
eXiStEnZ, think biopunk Matrix on low(er) budget
Rolled 5680 (1d10000)
>>46111612
Is the dog could be the dragon from spirited away?
From what anime is Marge dressed?
>>46117233
Marge is Matsumoto Rangiku from Bleach
>>46112713
Underrated post
Rolled 937 (1d10000)
>>46116808
>>46117576
Check your fields, you've got the stink of quest all over you
>>46112580
What's this from?
>>46117612
actually it's from a thread I made the other day for this PDF
>>46117690
Looks like Sharpe. Dunno which one though
>>46112649
kek
>>46116322
>reddit.jpg
>>46117690
>>46117713
Sharpe's Enemy.
>>46117745
Wait what, what's reddit about that?
>>46112585
Should cut out the plane bit.
>>46113043
I'm having real trouble deciding whether that makes me really sad, or a sort of melancholy happy
>>46119932
Seeing this "Knott's" in the background, I'd say it'd work better as "CoC theme park"
>>46119932
>no lines
I'd go.
>>46112585
I don't remember that scene in Forrest Gump.
>>46116641
The style looks a lot like Borderlands (vidya), but I can't say for sure.
>>46121244
Do you honestly not get it?Innsmouth is an invented town used by Lovecraft in the Mythos books, made famous by Shadows Over Innsmouth. It's the same joke as the one you want, just more oblique and clever.
>>46116641
blizzard's overwatch. tf2 clone/replacement
>>46121333And CoC is /also/ the acronym for Corruption of Champions, a furry transformation flash game. Get it? Knott's?
>>46121418
Ah. I feel more knowledgeable, but unhappy about it, like you just showed me a diagram of my brain tumor.
>>46121498
A very reasonable feeling, given the circumstances.
>>46116790
>reading the Wikipedia plot summary
Who wrote this, Shamalama?
>but it was me! a picture that needs a filename!
>>46122038
>BBEG reveal.jpg
>>46113313
Is this what /pol/ actually believes? Everybody gets fucked up in boot, and sexism accusations are actually investigated. If she was a shit bag enough to try it, it wouldn't go anywhere, because there is photographic evidence of her fucking up.
/pol/ likes to take the one in 10,000 time event where there is a miscarriage of justice (which everybody is angry about), and act like that's the norm because they could find 1-4 articles about it happening.
>>46124191
>pussy magnet
>>46115067
I have the opposite problem, where my DM never has time to run his campaign.
>>46116446
Fetal chicken is not synonymous with egg, more like balut. Close though.
>>46116486
First image in this thread to make me laugh.
>>46116808
>>46112595
source?
>>46121331
They're characters from Overwatch.
>>46126977
SNL
>>46121331
Borderlands is cartoony as a visual style, so I can kinda see where you're coming from, but beyond that and the creepy, underdressed guys there aren't really any similarities.
>>46125225
actually made me laugh out loud
and it also works for >>46116341
>>46112953
Use them on enemy attacks. Laugh at them missing you.
>>46126749
Cassia != Cinnamon
Goddamn Casuals
>>46112555
Alternately
>Cats of Amontillado
Not /tg/ but this is still a gem.
>>46112595
>That second half
>>46130094
I've had dreams like that. Bouncing across the land at high speeds, nigh-uncontrollably, full of feelings of freedom and fear and FAST.
>>46113043
The real sadness is because of the way he died, the quality of his writing followed a Bell Curve against time.
>>46130363
Shoulda been "Meowntressor"
>>46117594
>Warlock Backstory.jpg
Seems better.
>>46112899
Marine here. You see that shit all the time on the range and in the field, because the alternative is a time-consuming rifle stack or getting dirt in the parts that don't like getting dirt in them. Frankly, if nobody's finger is on the trigger, the fucker isn't going to go off.
The pistol on the other hand, needs to be facing the other direction.
>>46121648
you... I like you
>>46112797
I know people on the internet like to act all holier than thou when it comes to gun safety, but if you have to handle those things for as much as a military guy does you GET sloppy. The chances of a gun sitting on the ground leaning against you suddenly going off are so miniscule that it's absolutely worth it to just take the quick way out, and in fact probably safer than putting it on your back so that it flops around or giving it somebody else to hold awkwardly along with their own weapon or making a stack that will inevitably fall over.
The pistol I could see more, since she's actively manipulating it so there's a chance she sets it off and why would she be holding it like that at all unless it was handed off to her wrong, but even so whenever this picture gets posted all of the /k/ fags come out and talk shit and I just can't shake the fact that I see Marines with actual combat experience do this shit every day without thinking about it at all and nothing's ever happened.
>>46121648
I've never got this one.
>>46131276
Are you saying that there are people on the internet that talk out of their asses?
I would have never guessed
>>46131288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHnfX1RmZX8
Skip to about 50 seconds in.
>>46131385
Man, talk about a nostalgia trip.
>>46115723
I think because the guy is dying.
>>46122193
Be silent, mustn't interrupt the circlejerking.
>>46130579
Careening downhill in a car? Wake up with the feeling that you were just about to crash?
Same here.Select all images with a vehicle #spookt
>>46131774
I have a recurring nightmare where I'm forced to escape from something in a car despite lacking the ability to drive.
>>46112526
I need something that will teach me everything about running a campy hard scifi near future space war system.
>>46131276
Actual grunt here, you're a fucking moron and if an NCO hasn't slapped the shit out of you for even thinking that, then stand the fuck by.
Kidding aside, you're still wrong. It's not hard to handle your weapon safely, even keeping it on you at all times. Do you need to keep one hand on at all times? Fuck no. Sling it on your side, squat down, rest it on your thigh, lean it up against some rocks so it's not just in the dirt if your doing something, lay it on your pack, etc. There is zero reason to be doing what she's doing, especially when a damn general is right there. There's a million ways to keep it pointed in a safe direction and any asshole who's heard a shot fired in anger will know enough to not point that shit directly at themselves. Mistakes happen, but what she's doing is braindead.
>>46130094
For some reason I find the fact that the UI indicates the left indicator is still on even after wrapping around the tree hilarious.
>>46113093
>>46121333
Those aren't kneecaps you're aiming at there Shepherd.
Needs a better filename.
>>46130242
>not Fallout_New_Vegas.jpg
>>46134670
>Unsuited_For_Success.jpg
>ERP_minmaxing.jpg
>>46112585
What movie is this?
>>46134670
>Rolling_Your_Lifepath.jpg
>>46135023
Saving Private Ryan
>>46124730
I always wanted to know source
>>46135467
Lucifer and the biscuit hammer. Good read.
>>46131774
No car, actually. It's like I start running, and can't stop, and then I jump, and when i land i jump again and every time i go higher and further and FASTER until i'm almost flying.
We got a second edition to the combat rules! Whoever has the most points wins!
>>46112595
The eyes really spook me
>>46116593
>>46130355
For our less Urbanly Educated this fine African American fellow is "Stacking Gang Signs" which is a form of traditional hand dance to show your allegiance to a specific faction within your community.He threw up SD like three times so he must be Folk NationI don't want to live here anymore, send help.
>>46130709
>>46130914
>not "Jimmy cracked Khorne"
>>46130736
>Sergeant Akbar there in the center
>>46130844
>Woman's face last panel
Lost it
>>46135942
Wow I saved that too but your picture looks like shit.
>>46135698
When I have a dream like that, I'm usually on one end of some sort of human meteor hammer
>>46136030
Now actually have a filename
>>46133931
Hey, if that's the detail that ruins that scene for you then you didn't notice Jayne toting Vera around and never actually firing it (her?). He only fires the pistol, presumably because of prop issues.
>>46112831
Bit hamfisted there mate
>>46112526
more like warhammer 2k
>>46121648
Took me a bit. Fucker.
>>46135954
I laughed. You clever fucker.
>>46135023
Protecting Colonel Sanders
>>46135954
>"Jimmy cracked Khorne"
Jimmy is the white kid with the braces.
Johnny is the kid with Plank.I still laughed
>>46130761Cheeki Breeki
>>46138404
>>46138507
>>46112636
God this hits so fucking close to home.
>>46135754
californianlegalsystem.gif
>>46135931
Gotta get that hand jive
>>46140876
>>46140903
I love this guy. Who the fuck is he?
>>46142880
Source of webms is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiC7EGJGjvs
The guy is Jerry Miculek. He's a world record holder shooter and marksman. I believe he holds several world records.
>>46142878
I wonder if this ever caused any crashes.
>>46142961
Gracias famalam.
I want to be this guy. Gets to shoot all day and gets payed for it, holy shit.
>>46117748
I need to read the Sharpe books. Bernard Cornwell is a great /his/torical fiction writer. I've read the Saxons Stories and the Warlord Chronicles. His book on Stonehenge is really good too.
>>46143332
Does /his/ ever have reaction image threads? I've seen a few images like yours, but I only have a few of them.
>>46144754
>tg's waifu.jpg
>slaanesh cultist.jpg
>>46144833
God damn! That's some vintage Mechanicus pornography right there.
>>46130518
Underrated toast.
No file without the text, tho...
>>46145195
It must have been posted in like 4/5 of the last filename threads.
>>46145346
Well shit. I hadn't noticed it at least.
>>46136061
Marital?
>>46145338
Keep scootin' Sven
>>46116446
but chicken eggs are basically period, not fetuses
>>46143864
Where is that fromand do they fug?
>>46146373
I was going to link you to Youtube, but the video is unavailable.Presumably because it's NSFW?
>>46146373
It's an ad. For something. No man on woman-dog banging, sadly.
>>46146534
>>46146581
Shame. Not even a furry, but the girl looks hot.
>>46131349
i fucking loved BoBB
>>46144833
Needs more menacing spikes
>>46147860
I kek'd
>>46112713
Oh my god
>>46121648
Ok that is fucking great
>>46146373
kek even mormon jesus cant touch this
>>46130844
Sauce?
>>46150077
Wang Er-Xi ― Night Stories from a Chinese Studio
>>46131276
>walk 10 feet over to that shed
>lean rifle against shed
>voila, hands free to fiddle-fuck around
Fucking butter bars are worse than privates sometimes
