You just rolled a critical hit against the enemy. What's your corny/edgy/great catchphrase?
I need something for an archer.
haha get fucked
>>46107288
"Ow! Fuck! You shot me!"
>...
"What was that? Are you trying to say something? I can't hear you I'm over here! Why'd you shoot me man?"
>>46107288
Nailed it.
Any ranged attack: "It sure must suck over there."
"You know, if they wanted you to live, they'd have given you a bow. Think about it."
"Oof, man, you really took the shaft on that one."
"What's wrong? A bit too 'on the nose'?"
"That's really in there, uh? You would think the fletching would stop it."
"Fore!"
Longbow: "And if I can kill you from here with just /two/ fingers, imagine what your wife is in for."
Crossbow: "We all have our crosses to bear. Yours will be swift."
>>46107288
Catchphrases are for faggots and edgelords. And edgelord faggots. The next step is presenting your character with a "theme song". The sight of a fat unwashed autist playing some anime song on his smartphone, saying "that song is so me ahuhuhu" and trying to sing along is so maddening you wouldn't even believe.
Don't do that.
>>46107288
BULLSEYE
>>46107288
I SAY WHEN IT ENDS
>>46107288
So I kicked him in the head until he was dead!
>>46107514
Stop ban-evading, Virt.
>>46107288
DM:"That's a critical hit! Right in the head!"
You:"I was aiming for his dick"
>>46107560
>NYHAHAHAHA
>>46107288
I don't have one for myself but for you I'd suggest "That's why they call me 'Anal Beads' Jackson!" or something of that ilk
>>46107288
"Ha, ha! Exhilarating!"
>>46107288
Nothin personell............kid
