Ambassador Anon, we have been hearing disturbing reports that your government has been building cloning facilities in the border regions and ignoring the treaties limiting the building of Dreadnoughts. Care to explain this to us?
Not especially, no.
>>46106337
technically their carriers, since they don't actually breech the dreadnought definition of a ship with a full spinal mount exceeding over 950 meters to 1200 meters. their spinal mount is actually only cruiser weight
as for the clones, im sure that you have heard on the news that we recently opened up the gene vault to attempt to settle numerous extinct species on other worlds in an effort to bring them back for the galaxy
>>46106337
Because reapers.
>>46106337
Hey, at least I didn't set the next game in the Andromeda Galaxy.
>>46106337
Those aren't clones, that's just what humans from the Asian continent look like. And mistaking them for clones makes you a racist, btw.
>>46106420
We both know that loophole is gonna be closed any day now, And how do you explain the reports of Terminus going silent and the talk about seemingly endless human army?
>>46106519
untill they redifine the defination of a dreadnought or address the fact that carriers exist, we are not in violation of any laws put forth by this esteemed body. the terminus is always going dark Councilors. the comm buoys are notoriously unreliable at the best of times, you only have to look towards last month when the buoy connecting Illium to the rest of the republics went down for a solid week because it was that old.
as for these unsubstantiated claims of an endless human army, terminus warlords are always making clone armies, it is nothing new. it just so happens that this time they are using a human template instead of the more traditional Krogan or Batarian template. someone was bound to try at one point
>>46106519
>seemingly endless human army?
>>46106337
>>46106519
Of course.
You see Ambassador Ay, Ambassador Yyl, Ambassador Mao, we have received reports that there is a lovecraftian army of sentient warships making their way our our space.
What we intend to do is create an army to stop them. Not fight them, god no we wouldn't stand a chance. We're currently cloning a man from the 21st century known as Donald Trump, and putting the many many Trump clones into the Dreadnoughts.
We shall then put these Trumps into a great wall, one that shall block the warships from entering our space. And if they do, they'll have to punch through the wall, likely getting bit of Trump stuck in their gears and engines and shit. This should hopefully slow them down long enough to come up with a real plan.
We estimate we'll need approximately 100 Trumpillion Trump clones. We need so many clones we had to invent a new number just to count them. We needed the Terminus system to build more clone factories to keep churning out Trumps until the wall is finished.
>>46106337
>Council
I'm amazed you can even talk through all that Reaper dick in your mouth.
>>46106337
Ambassador Ayy, I would like you to explain to me why our desire for self preservation (in the form of cloning facilities and a competitive military) are reason for alarm.
You wouldn't happen to have an interest in seeing my species in a vulnerable position, would you?
>>46106337
There is no proof of these "Dreadnoughts" or "cloning facilities". Clearly its just a myth.
>>46106669
>mfw having just got done playing civ 5 with the trump mod
top kek anon
>>46106420
>Make them supper!
Prove it.
>>46106763
>ALIEN BEANS!
>>46106337
"Care to explain why I should listen to a government with fewer soldiers and smaller guns than I do?"
>>46107191
Sexy blue bitches with big tittes!
>>46106337
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!
>>46107388
>In other news the Human Ambassador was arrested today for assaulting the council! I a quote from the mad human himself- "Tevos cried like a bitch!'
>>46107341
On the other hand, we got Shepard.
>>46107465
>implying that she wasn't a badass commando before transitioning into politics when she rubbed one matriarch the wrong way
>>46106337
Bah! I have no idea what you are speaking of, fool! Do I not look trustworthy?
>>46106337
I read that Fanfic. Well, it was more of a plot outline really but it was pretty interesting in its own way.
>>46107750
Wut? Link?
>>46107759
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7170477/1/Renegade-Reinterpretations
It's very much the opposite of HFY until about halfway through.
>>46107800
Oh that one!
>>46107800
i wish Empire of Man and The Day the Arms Closed were still around. shame their not getting updated anymore
>>46106664
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7170477/1/Renegade-Reinterpretations
>>46106337
My fellow Council members, your fears are of great concern to me, but yet disgustingly unfounded. While it is true that our new line of Imperial-class warships fit the description of Dreadnoughts, in all practicality it serves a completely different combat role than that of typical Dreadnoughts. While traditional Dreadnoughts have heavy armaments at the front of the ship, the Imperial-class warship only has medium gun batteries along it's side with multiple point defense systems across the entirety of it, depriving it of much of it's offensive capabilities. In fact, the Imperial-Class warship is designed specifically as a defensive warship, it's size effectively making it a sailing fortress, capable of holding a small garrison of troops. As humanity continues to expand throughout the galaxy, the need to protect the citizens of the Alliance grows increasingly more difficult, and the model of traditional warships proves to be too inefficient in the long run, in both resources and lives. While being ineffective in combat with other dreadnoughts, the Imperial-Class warship is easily able to effectively defend against the threats of piracy and small regional warbands keeping human lives safe from the villainous thugs that seek to destroy us.
As for the cloning facilities along the border region, I detest the implication that these facilities are connect to the Alliance government. Cerberus' treachery know no end, and I would be sure that they are behind this slander!Besides, mine own are hidden deep in Alliance Space. That fool will pay for crossing me.
And no, my skin didn't just turn blue, and my eyes were always this way. Are you sure you don't need your own eyes checked?
>>46107800
decent fic
>>46106337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrfHpiFe254
>>46106337
Councilors I assure you these ships are merely being deployed to strategic points of space to help defend against pirates the cloning facilities are merely off the books facilities to hide them from our enemies during the first contact war
>>46107341
You make a strong argument anon, I will have to consider my response carefully.
>>46106337
As you should know humanity controlls one of the biggest trading fleet in the galaxy and therefore we need more ships to protect our sphere of influence and secure our people.
I guarantee you that we don't plan in any way to violently expand into civilized territories, but of course any further attempt to limit our fleet size will be seen as a declaration of war
>>46106337
>having equal diplomatic relations with aliens
>allowing alien treaties to restrict human progress
What dystopian future is this?
>>46113456
>>having equal diplomatic relations with other nations
>>allowing their treaties to restrict your own progress
the future is now
>>46113472
Humans deserve to be treated with respect, anon. Aliens deserve to die in a cleansing fire.
>>46107341
On the other hand, Quarian ASS.
>>46113472
and it's dystopian
>limiting the building of Dreadnoughts
SAY THAT AGAIN!
>>46106337
Es mi día primero
>>46113456
Kind where humanity doesn't start unnecessary wars just because, I guess. No, until we can't sell them stuff they don't count as alien enough to declare war just because of that.
>>46113456
It's called diplomacy we get acces to their markets and guaranteed military protection(so Lon as we don't act like North Korea and big brother China with the non citadel members on our border) technology, and other such benefits
>>46106337
"Well yes, how else should we colonize the Andromeda galaxy? Even with FTL, the journey is estimated to take a thousand years at best. That is why we're making these so-called 'Dreadnoughts', which in actuality are massive sleeper colony ships, with armaments fit only for self-defense. If you would just travel to said system and inspect them yourself, you'll find that the bulk of the ships are roughly 48% cryo-sleeper pods, 48% FTL engine and related systems, and only 2% weaponry."
>>46106337
Sovereign did it, I swear on my mum
>>46106337
Wait, you're serious right? This isn't a joke is it? Because if it is, it's hilarious.
>>46113933
Since When do the dark Eldar talk with the council?
>>46114413
The Council intreques us, as our race is very...different in terms of social and political views.
So, in order to improve relations, we like to host "Cultural Exchanges."
I'm sure you can understand the need, and don't worry, those Asari Ambassadors love it in Commorragh, especially our artistic community.
>>46114744
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
>>46114744
Huh, I guess asari could send those sociopaths death-sex types to Commorragh as an ambassadors, and no one would so much as blink an eye.
>>46114804
Im actually ok with this
>>46114791
Oh hush now, what rumors you hear are based on conjuncture and...biased opinions, part of the reason this exchange is so imperative.
Our Supream Lord, Asdrubael Vect, has been working tirelessly to reduce the high rate of piracy in our system that arose from our unique location.
As for the previously mentioned cloning vats you are so concerned about, a stroke of genius on his part. Our plummeting birth rates will be greatly improved and building in foreign space hides their location from said pirates.
As for the sudden outrage against the Exchanges, we are most certainly interested in the "Ardat-Yakshi" phenomenon as we have things similar, yet different, and would very much wish to study them more in depth.
>>46114950
Wait a minute are you the ones who've been looting our facilities?
>>46115454
Personally? Of course not.
However, piracy is still a rampant threat that requires careful and precise targeting.
I would suggest you work on your defense grids, after all, mere laws cannot dissuade the lawless.
And without the backing of the great houses, these pirates are operating with very underwhelming equipment, it says quite a lot about your supposed value of these facilities and your urgency.
Perhaps we can strike a deal? We are spread thin as it is, but for our gracious allies, we are willing to sacrifice nearly anything.
>>46115670
Like we said they were kept off the grid so our enemies couldn't find them during the first contact war
As for the Pirates a well honed and quick military is enough to disused them
