What's the most american tabletop game you've played?
>>46103708
Illuminati.
>>46103708
HULKAMANIA IS RUNNING WILD!
>>46103708
arm wrestling
>>46103708
Amerikan Wasteland
Buddy of mine took Exodus and took an "Alternate History" bat to world history, where instead of plain humans, different fantasy races took up different continents and landmasses. It fucking owned.
>>46104301
While I'm thinking about it
Europe was composed of the elves (Roman Empire became France, Spain, Britain and Italy) and dwarves (German, Norse, Russian)
Humans (FUCKIN' ERRYWHERE, except 'Murica and generally treated as an underclass in most places)
Orcs were the Eastern native American tribes
Gnolls were the Western Native American tribes through Mexico (Apache and whatnot)
Lizardfolk, called Sauran, were the Aztec/Incan/Mayan.
Oni for Asia (still needs to be fluffed out)
>>46104396
Things that happened, history-wise.
When Europe sent people to the new world, the upper-class (elves) mostly sent the working/downtrodden masses. (Humans). Orcs looked at the elves and how they were dicks, turned to the humans and said "No, you guys are bro's, let's kill the dick-headed elves." and stories were spread back that the new world was TOTALLY INHOSPITABLE AND FULL OF HORRIFIC MONSTERS. (American revolution came around when the elves back in Europe realized they were being scammed)
Apache gnolls ate enemies hearts, and it caused issues until people realized that they only eat the hearts of honorable/worthy opponents. First camera's came out, and documentaries were filmed and shown to chiefs, who laughed their asses off cause the information was so wrong. They said "We'll film it ourselves" and thus came the Apache Film Wars as every tribe would make a movie that made their tribe look awesome and other tribes look like barbarians/douchebags. Those films came in REAL handy during WWI and WWII, cause the Europeans thought the gnolls were fucking monsters. (Imagine an apache warcry combined with a Hyena's cackle, horrifying.)
WW2, Operation Valkyrie succeeded, killing Hitler and all his most fucked in the head advisors, and the new leader tried to sue for peace. America took it's sweet time getting involved and Europe pulled the Peal Harbor thing on New York. (Yes, AU WW2, we sided with Germany against the Allies. Hey, they stopped the genocide as soon as Hitler and his cronies were dead!)
We dropped our A-bombs on Moscow, on the same day Stalin was giving a grand speech, Russian surrendered instantly.
>>46103708
Raping a woman and then getting $155 million in damages from Gawker for spreading the tape of it.
>>46104686
From there, we turned into Exodus (TOTALLY not a Fallout knock-off) and run around a post-nuclear apocalypse Amerika as Gnolls, elves, humans, dwarves, lizard people, orcs
>>46104778
>Raping
Innocent until proven guilty.
>>46103708
Hungry Hungry Hippos.
I was desperate.
