Back when you were young, did you ever get bullied for being a fa/tg/uy or a ca/tg/irl?
Nah.
I got teased, but that's normal.
No, I was teased for completely different reasons because my D&D hobby was with my friends, who were also teased for different reasons, and we didn't play in the fucking cafeteria.
>>46101977
no, i had the blessing, or curse, to be that 6'5 300 pound guy with a full beard by the time i was in 8th grade, so i didnt get picked on much.
>>46101977
Nope, I got bullied for being scrawny. By our homeroom teacher.
For a very brief time, I was bullied in Grade 9. It stopped after I jumped three of the bullies (all Grade 12) who were going after another one of their victims, who just happened to be a buddy of mine. I lost the fight, got suspended for three days as a result of it but damn if it the whole pack of assholes didn't leave me and my friend alone from that point on.
>>46101977
I wasn't a fa/tg/uy until I was like 16, so no.
There wasn't much bullying in my high school.
>>46101977
Yeah, some in middle school and my freshmen year of high school. By my sophomore year of high school I cultivated a rep of being a psycho so most people left me alone. I solidified it when a freshmen wanted to make a rep out of fucking with the psycho and when he tried some shit I shoved him into the lockers, punched the locker next his neck hard enough to make a big boom and yelled, "You're dead to me!"
I looked at my hand and it was bleeding pretty bad and I let him go and grabbed my shit. I looked at the teacher that witnessed it and said, "Do you need me to see the Dean?" in the most nonchalant voice I could muster. He waved me on and I just went to the bathroom to clean up my knuckles. I almost threw up because my hand was hurting so much, that afternoon I ended up at the doctor with a broken hand.
My friends and I had a table to ourselves at lunch the rest of the year.
No, one of my friends was desperately afraid it would happen though, he freaked the fuck out when I tried talking about MtG at school
No if anything it made me popular. MTG was big in my high school and i was the undisputed king. There was always 4-10 people following me everywhere.
>>46102195
Tfw the first thing one of your dudebro classmates ask you in high school is "show me your forearms".
It still fucks with my confidence 7 years later.
>>46101977
No, but I and the other members of my school's table top club frequently bullied stupid grade nines who tried.
>>46102513
What, you got twiggy arms?
Do you not jerk off 24/7?
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>46101977
No. I just got bullied for being an awkward fat weeaboo.
Looking back, I was an asshole who kind of deserved it.
>>46102597
It was not enough.
Girls don't bully each other, especially not girls with giant tits that stand out like a sore thumb.
She'd have no trouble finding friends, getting a boyfriend and having a fun time at school.
>>46102723
I'll take "stupidest things anyone has ever said on the Internet" for $500, Alex
>>46101977
Goddamn thats a nice rack!
>>46102723
>Girls don't bully each other
Nigga please, girls bully the shit out of each other, and being a socially awkward girl with huge tits would be a great way to make yourself a target in highschool.
>>46102723
>>46102766
I don't know if I should disillusion him or not. I mean, this idea that girls are kind and sweet doesn't seem like something that will hurt anyone and might make him happy.
>>46102597
Or he was checking if the kid isn't cutter, forearms are most common place.
>>46102723
the girls were the only people who seriously bullied one another in my high school. They'd go so far as to gang up and savage single targets for no reason other than because they thought they could get away with it.
>mfw the guys were bro as fuck to one another regardless of race, looks and interests
>>46102817
>idea that girls are kind and sweet doesn't seem like something that will hurt anyone
well, I can think of couple people who believing that cost half their material wealth
>>46102759
Was there anything better in high school than a nerdy awkward girl with a large pair of tits? We had one in our geek group andshe made it a personal challenge to sleep with every member of the group over the course of our Senior year.
>>46102941
Was it Deborah?
>>46102840
No, it was definitely twiggy arms. Guy turned into one of my best high school pals since he wasn't really a dudebro through and throught, but it still fucked up my confidence.
>>46103002
Nah, it was Katie.
Girl got a firm pair of Ds by freshman year, and by Sophomore we were already handling them.
>>46102941
...Courtney?
>>46103002
>>46103022
>>46103033
See? What's it with geek groups and attracting girls with big boobs?
>>46102881
>>mfw the guys were bro as fuck to one another regardless of race, looks and interests
Ditto, but it's partially because no gypsies make it to highschool around here.
>>46102723
>Girls don't bully each other, especially not girls with giant tits that stand out like a sore thumb.
Der Topische Schwerkekklerhausen
Getting giant tits early is literally the 100% guaranteed way to get all the other girls to bully the living shit out of you for the rest of your natural life, idiot.
>>46101977
No, because I was also a jock. Life was good. It still is, but it was good back then too.
>>46103281
More like until the end of high school.
Speaking of high school, how's it treating you?
>>46102723
WERE YOU FUCKING HOMESCHOOLED NIGGA
Jesus Christ that's about the dumbest thing I've seen in the last week or two.
>>46103071
I'm sure most of them were rather chubby, though you will on occasion get those surprisingly thin but busty chicks.
Though the same is true about everywhere.
>>46103071
It's this: >>46103281
Once the other girls shame and ostracize you out of envy you become a classic low-confidence grillnerd, it's a classic path. Especially if you have bad acne.
>>46103323
>I'm sure most of them were rather chubby, though you will on occasion get those surprisingly thin but busty chicks.
Yup, Katie was one of those thin and busty ones (cute blonde, too,) and like >>46103344 suggested she got ostracized into our group because she was weird, Jewish, and had two lesbian mothers.
>>46103303
>More like until the end of high school.
Hyperbole can be fun. Also, I've known more than one girl who carries that damage for the rest of her life, even though the bullies evaporated at graduation.
>Speaking of high school, how's it treating you?
Two decades gone, buddy.
>>46103392
>jewish
>two lesbian mothers
>weird
/pol/ is right, yet again.
>>46103071
Because early puberty sets you apart from your peers and makes you kind of socially alienated?
>>46103071
The girl in our geek group didn't have big boobs or problems socializing, she was just kind of a weird hippie, she was pretty attractive. Her little sister had a colossal rack, she was the pariah of her middlechool because of them so she took to hanging out with big sis and her friends. Best friend dated big sis, I dated little sis.
>tfw lost my V to a 14yo tittymonster
>tfw we went to prom
I miss those days
>>46103281
>german femanon that got bullied because of her cowtits
Aren't those really common in germany tho?
>>46103721
yeah, on women called something like Gertrude and weighting over 300 pounds
>>46101977
I got bullied for being a disgusting neckbeard, but I had the sense of mind to grow out of my disability.
>>46101977
At high school, I didn't have a name. I was referred to by the words 'Star Wars'. This wasn't by choice.
I was made fun of for everything else, but I didn't actually come into anything "nerdy" until like later/after HS. By then I'd learned to ignore dicks and thicken my skin, so if I was ever made fun of for it, I never noticed.
Sadly, though, I never really had much in the way of "nerdy groups" until like I was 18 or so.
Sucks, now I have none again and miss doing tabletop shit.
>>46101977
No, some of us got teased by some of theuglygirls, but that's about it.
>>46101977
No.
I was homeschooled and my friend was a huge weeb, so something something stones and glass houses.
No, I was an arse to one kid who only talked about 40k for a time though.
Now I got PnP popular among my little brother´s peers.
Mot for nerd shit, no. I got bullied because I grew several feet between middle and high school and was real fucking awkward doing just about anything, not to mention that my clothes didn't fit right. Never lived it down 'til graduation.
>>46103821
Was your teacher hot, at least?
>>46103771
That's a classic one.
My nickname was legobrick
>>46103814
What funny names did they call you?
>>46101977
I was bullied BY the fa/tg/yus and ca/tg/irls.
>>46104010
Yeah, you /r9k/ers have it pretty bad.
>>46104010
Fake nerd girl detected.
>>46104046
>>46104064
Just lived in a small town, the Magic scene was cliquey.
>>46104010
You were trying to play a demigod vampire paladin catgirl master swordsman/archer/seducer/beatboxer/rabi or something to that effect, weren't you?
>>46104219
>the Magic scene was cliquey
That's true everywhere.
>>46101977
i was bullied BY fa/tg/uys for being new to the game. aside from that, no.
>>46102191
are you a gigant Dwarf warrior or an undercover bear?
>>46103929
No names, just the girls wanting attention.
Sometimes we were playing MTG they grab our cards and hid them or mix them in the table. It was annoying rather than "cute".
>>46104219
>>46104266
If there was any segment of the traditional gamer population that would go that route, it probably would be the Magic or maybe the 40k fanbase.
>>46101977
No because I'm 6'1'' and hit that height around as early as 5th grade so most bullies would be afraid I'd knock them out given that I was a foot taller than them.
>>46104518
You should've given them the dick.
>>46102191
>tfw taller than all of my teachers and weighed about the same by 7th grade
>>46101977
Honestly nobody really gave a shit. You can fucking talk about how you want a body pillow and nobody would have cared as long as you left them alone.
>>46103681
How colossal are we talking here, bro?
>>46104560
Well, maybe you shouldn't have worn the mask, then.
>>46102723
>i've never interacted with females: the post
>>46101977
Nah. Honestly I spent most of my high-school years freaking people out due to never talking. Though I did deal with a few wannabe gangsters.
Now middle school and before I was basically in the jungle and about two bad days away from attempted murder and/or suicide. Got into fist fighting with my friends around that time though so I got though though.
>>46104010
I got a story about it. It isn't nice, funny or anything like that. I know I'll get a lot of hate from some of you but believe me I'm very ashamed and if I ever see the person again I would apologize.
>be me
>13-14yo
>it was about the time lort was screening
>everyone is losing their shit about the movie
>about 10 of us in the class decided to create a rpg based on lort
>it was a fucking chaos, a homebrew broken system, cliché characters and a 10 people game
>one of the guys was weird
>very fucking weird
>short, ugly, perhaps autistic, but we didn't know or care
>he was socially awkward and couldn't handle social situations
>for example: one time at a halloween party he went dressed as a female doll, imagine how a bunch of teenages react to a guys dressed a girl
>anyway, we hated the guy
>one day, during lauch break all of us decided to kill this guy
>during the game:
>paladin wakes up early
>wakes up all 9 of us
>weird guy just looks at us
>every player got at least a piece of him
>paladin stab him
>wizards desintegrate him
>druid does nothing
>elves shot arrows
>etc etc
>I see the guys reaction
>he's trying to contain his tears
>we're all laughing
>guy stands up and goes to the bathroom to cry
>I'm an adult now and I feel like shit remembering that
>guy now lives in spain i believe
>if you're reading this, I'm sorry
>>46104546
Not really, they weren't pretty.
>>46104801
Hilariously enough I never even heard of tabletop games until first year of highschool. I met a future furry bro of mine who got me into dungeons and dragons. Just fucking talking about the games he was in gave me one of the most enjoyable days in my life.
A year later and I was mostly into other games. But without that catalyst I don't know what I would be into these days. Eventually he went furry and vanished off the map though.
And I still don't know what happened to the bastard over a half decade later on. Or my old warhammer 40k bros.
>>46105112
That's when you unleash your REEEEEEE!!!!
That'd teach em to touch your stuff.
>>46102741
>>46102766
>>46102817
>>46102881
>>46103281
>>46103315
>>46104763
It's a new copypasta, pay no attention to it.
>>46105127
I guess, we were teens so I didn't mind them as much. All of us knew they were seeking attentionfor being uglyfrom us the nerds.
>>46104622
Dcups on a 4'9 blonde with big blue puppy eyes and braces that made her speak funny and drool every now and then. Had a very peculiar laugh too.
>>46105280
Nerd girls are the horniest.
>>46105313
True. Also ugly girls are the kinkiest. Must be all the pent-up desire from being literally unfuckable.
>>46105280
>tfw no super short titty monster gf
>>46105343
the dead pixel ruins this
>young me
>everyone calls me names because I'm shy and weird
>start becoming afraid of even going to school
>develop social anxiety really bad
>threaten a student and suddenly the teachers all care about my situation, asking why I would do it and such
>explain that everyone has been bullying me and the teachers turn a blind eye to it
>end up getting suspended for 2 weeks because the other kid's parent was friends with the principal
>dropped out at 17 because I'm not going to fucking go to a school that punishes me for defending myself and lets bullies off scott free
>now 25 years old
>living with my fa/tg/uy boyfriend making homebrew systems and playing vidya
>can't find a job because nobody wants a highschool drop out
>if I ever do get an interview my social anxiety and palpable weirdness destroys any chances I had
>thinking of getting on disability for aspergers since I fit most of pic related and have scoliosis
>can't leave the house because anxiety
>losing hope
Who else in here is really good at hiding their powerlevel?
pic unrelated
>>46105493
What if you see a therapist?
>>46105493
Anxiety is a meme :^)
>>46105404
>the dead pixel
You fucking dumbassit's three pixels
>>46105493
>Female Asperger traits
You know, it's not functionally different from "male Asperger" traits.
Because it's the same fucking thing.
>>46105501
I'm like a power level hiding champ.
I think lifting helps a lot with not looking like a stereotypical neckbeard.
> ever bullied
Hahaha no,I was the bully
Regrets where had.
>>46105661
But anon, don't you know? Women are a functionally different species from men and anything relating to them must be SPESHUL! That's why I need feminism!
>>46105743
I know what you mean.
I didn't find out until later, but one of the schools 250lb linemen used to walk home in tears because of bullying.
To this day I have no idea why he didn't pummel me and stick me in a trash can.
>>46105493
You remind me of every single one of my friends with anxiety who refuse to listen to my advice, despite me having years of experience having it and researching it and numerous other psychological issues. And that makes me angry.
Also you have a boyfriend to take care of you, shut up.
>>46105728
I hide my true powerlevel behind a non-weird film buff exterior and a fair dose of general knowledge. People think I'm the trendy kind of nerd but all I want to do is discuss ES lore.
>>46105661
Not really.
I mean, the traits are kind of the same, but a shy girl who sketches all day and only stops to do the things she got asked to do to the letter is often seen as good, or "cute"because it isand no one bats an eye. On a guy those are World Trade Center sized red flags.
>>46105803
Carry on, at somepoint in time someone will heed your advice.
>>46105793
>To this day I have no idea why he didn't pummel me and stick me in a trash can.
He knew you were right. Does that make it better or worse?
>>46105793
Most human beings don't enjoy hurting others, regardless of how easy it is.
Hell, I live in the ass-end of Kentucky with literal subhumans all around me and I the most bullying I ever saw in Middle-to-High school was snide comments.
And I was fucking everywhere.
>>46105829
>a girl doing something is perceived as different than a guy doing it, despite it being the same
So because of what people think, rather than what -is-, they are different?
Nah, m8.
>>46105829
I have been "carrying on" for like 10 years and like one person has ever listened to what I recommended. I have to sit there, time and time again, while people I care about fuck their lives up and continue to perpetuate the cycle of idiocy that is their bad choices in life. It's made me very jaded, in case you couldn't tell.
>>46101977
Nope. Self-defense trained martial artist and 6' by eight grade. Not many people messed with me.
>>46105901
Quick tip for life regardless of economical or social position.
Everyone is an idiot that actively sabotages themselves, but most especially yourself.
Let's make this /tg/ related.
Have you ever made an awkward, chesty character? How did that go?
Hard mode: They were large for their race, not just by sheer mass
Nightmare mode:it wasn't an ERP campaign
Dante Must Die mode:The artwork was actually something you could use for a token and nobody would bat an eye.
>>46105793
> projection the post
Sorry we weren't all manlets who got beaten by the jocks, friend.
Most of /tg/ isn't neckbeards I don't know why people assume it's /r9K/+1
>>46101977
Among other things, high school was rough
>>46105967
The population of /tg/ is made up of either over-weight people that are aware of their weight problems and either don't really care or aren't in a position where they can actively do something about it, or skinny versions of the same.
>>46105893
I may have been wrong. But my point is about the way the female traits are often said is different so the tutors/parents can "get it".
>>46105901
I've been on this road for only 5 years and I have 3 friends who heed my adviceaspiesdespite the first thing I said to my now best friend was "Sup Faggot"-
>>46105944
Believe me, I know. That doesn't make me any less pissed about it. Doesn't help that I'm smarter than most of my friends (you have no idea how tired I am of seeing "1 like = 1 amen" clickbait shit on Facebook) and having to deal with them whining about shit that should've been painfully obviously a bad idea from the start.
>>46105901
Not the one you're responding to, but what's usually your main advice? I used have pretty bad social anxiety but outgrew it somewhat, nowadays it's mostly tied to worries about my future* and lack of a coherent social life.
*I fucked up my high school grades and am currently working on fixing them. God bless the scandi adult education system.
>>46105985
What? No, that's just a meme
/tg/ is for people who have girlfriends and jobs, if you're not over 6' and the abs of a god you need to get the fuck out and stop perpetuating the cliche
>>46105313
>>46105339
>>46105343
She was the best, I really really loved her. Not really kinky, she enjoyed cuddling and tickling a lot more than fucking, but she knew I was a horny highschooler and did her best to keep me satisfied.
After I left for college she grew to a regular height and her puppies shrank when she got really into sports. She grew out of her awkward phase and became a social butterfly, she still sends me silly messages and nudes every now and then.
>>46105901
I don't blame them at all, every time I followed advice of a person I trusted I ended up even worse
>>46106014
No, if you're over 6' and have ever had a gf YOU need to get out of OUR hobby you FILTHY FUCKING NORMALFAGS REEEEEEEEEE
>>46106005
I don't have a "main advice", everyone's situation is different. You wouldn't tell the same thing to a rape victim that you would an alcoholic and so forth.
The closest I can get to "main advice" is shut up and do it. Regardless of what it is, the more you think about something, the more chances you have to shoot it down before you start. So shut up and do it. Obviously I'd use nicer words when talking to a close friend, but this is 4chan. So stop being a faggot and do it.
>>46105846
Def worse.
>>46105874
>Most human beings don't enjoy hurting others, regardless of how easy it is.
I don't know about that. A certain amount of physical roughness is normal when hanging out with guys.
>>46106033
That's probably because you're friends with idiots who don't actually know what they're talking about. I do. We have opposite problems.
>>46106049
>tfw 6'2 autist
>tfw I've had 2 gfs
>tfw still virgin
Can i stay?
>>46106060
>A certain amount of physical roughness is normal when hanging out with guys.
But it's not with the intent to truly harm each other.
Me? I'll punch my friend in the arm just hard enough for him to feel it, because I'm a dick, but I don't really intend to hurt him.
>>46106096
>I'll punch my friend in the arm just hard enough for him to feel it, because I'm a dick, but I don't really intend to hurt him.
Exactly. A quick punch and a bruised arm, and that all it takes for someone to stop doing whatever it was that was bothering you.
I only really took an interest in Magic after I was out of high school. I was just an ultra thin, socially awkward guy who spent his time reading in the library because I had nowhere else to go.
>>46106127
That's called being a sociopath, anon.
>>46106139
Socially awkward is the norm these days.
Or that might just be my mountain-folk genetics coming forward.
>>46106056
>stop being a faggot and do it
Perfectly in line with what I told myself, and it did work; atleast for me.
I was actually a pretty popular guy in high school. Somehow I managed to be friends with everyone despite being nowhere near the best looking or most talented or the richest. The nerds playing video games, watching anime, and playing DnD were my true people though.
>>46102723
Bro, girls are savage as fuck with other girls. I don't even know why.
>>46106056
Are you this guy?
>>46101977
Nah
but I did get bullied by gangstas
after that, we all found out that I had anger issues
>>46106228
Honestly he wasn't wrong, he was just a fucking nutjob about it.
>>46106193
Too many people are entitled and want shit done for them today. They bitch and moan about not knowing how to do X, despite being in the year 2016 where you could literally google "how to ____" and find it within seconds.
>>46106296
>literally google "how to ____" and find it within seconds.
I'd rather not end up on anyone's watchlist, thank you.
>>46106162
>sociopath
Minor acts of physical violence is an essential part of male bonding.
>>46106200
>I don't even know why.
Probably because they'd discouraged from bullying physically.
>>46106325
>>46105343
Since when are D cups tittymonster tier?
>>46106296
>They bitch and moan
In my experience, bitching and moaning about jobs is legit.
Hell, my first job was working at an info-center, got kicked from that job despite having a great amount of approval from my manager because they had a stupidly huge amount of chaff waiting in the wings they can string along.
Then I worked at a gas station while I was looking around, got partnered to a 68 year old woman, all the while my dad was in the back-ground, several miles away bitching about it, despite that he, quite literally had his job handed to him a week after he got out of high-school as a prison guard and worked there for thirty years before retiring.
>>46106426
It's the proportion, anon.
Ds on someone under five feet look rather gigantic.
>>46106426
Remember that they're D cups in proportion to her 14 year old body.
>>46105661
Considering how much of aspergers has to do with social interaction, and men and women are treated differently socially, no, you'd be fucking wrong, there.
Sources:I am a diagnosed autistic.
>>46106469
Is it really that difficult to pick up on social cues anon? Or did your doctor just stick that on there and sent you on your way?
>>46101977
I was never bullied, but nobody really knew I existed.
>>46106469
Welcome to the club, jackass.
If you treat people differently for such shoddy reasons it's your problem.
And just because you've been diagnosed autistic doesn't mean you know anything at all about it. If that was the case, I'd be in the NBA right now because I'm tall enough to be relevant in basketball.
People, PEOPLE!
Remember, that no matter how fucked you are socially, how inept you are when it comes to picking up social cues or maintaining a conversation with strangers; you are not Chris-chan.
>>46105874
You must have been to some really faggy places, where I am from if for example you trip in the middle of the street people are gonna laugh and insult you and that's on a good day, on a average day probably 5 or 6 guys are gonna start kicking you and steal your wallet and all the other shit you have in you, including your pants.
Never come to the third world, you won't survive 5 minutes.
>>46106530
You're right about that, anon.
>>46106530
>you are not Chris-chan.
But what if you are?
>>46106074
>I have a doppelganger
I always suspected.
>>46106530
>post yfw you're not Anthony Burch
>>46101977
I got bullied for being a star wars nerd, Then I stabbed another kid with a pencil and almost bit his ear off. Then I got into bad shit but eh, to make it /tg/ related I had an army of Orks I came home to every day to cheer me up.I had a weird childhood
>>46106439
Jobs are the least of it. I have talked to friends in literal abusive relationships who refuse to dump someone despite them making their life a living hell. I've had friends who would get assaulted, both physically and sexually, who refuse to go to the police because of some bullshit like they "just want to put it behind them". People who are addicts who refuse to admit they are, people with human shit for family that the keep seeing because "HURR, THEY'RE FAMILY", people who won't seek medical help because they're the sort who just ignore something and hope it goes away and so on. They'd just rather bitch about it to me than actually get it fixed. They don't want help, they want a diary.
>>46106574
>>46106523
>because I'm tall enough to be relevant in basketball.
I don't believe you, manlet.
Then again, I'd rather be a manlet at six even than have the ludicrous amounts of health problems such height generally causes.
>>46106544
>human compassion is faggy
You really are proud of living in a shithole with no hope of ever getting better, huh? I'm not him, but I think I speak for all of us when I say good. I would never want to go somewhere that's uncultured, full of horrible people and some filthy, backwards trash heap.
>>46106599
Believe what you will, Imperial.
My ancestors are smiling up at me.
>>46106648
I'm...fairly certain they are laughing at you.
>>46106228
I don't think anon got paid to dance with a loli
>>46106672
Most likely. Arguing on the internet is really pathetic.
Actually, realistically speaking if my ancestors were aware of my current actions, most of them would be confused as fuck at what a computer is, or why I am hammering small squares on a rectangle. More still would be unable to read what is on the screen due to it being in English.
Nonplussed would be the word I would describe them as.
>>46106588
Y'know it's weird to realize that the most disease-ridden, half-retarded and insane homeless garbage eating destitute fuck in America still lives a comparatively vastly superior life to a medieval peasant, or even to the colonists.
>>46101977
I'd bully the fuck out of that nerd goddamn.
Yeah I was one of those assholes that played MTG at lunch, people always came over and pulled our cards off the table or ripped them in half or whatever.
Joke's on them I was a poorfag and had shitty cards anyway, the other kids got fucking destroyed by it though.
>>46106599
>5'10"
>Average
Cheeky manlets! When will they learn!
>>46106723
Chances are they would also decry you as a witch / devil performing arcane rituals.
>mfw I started lifting and losing weight
Soon the nerdy tittymonsters will be mine
>>46106768
>yfw you are still socially awkward despite being in the best shape of your life.
>>46106768
Have you actually put research into what your reps and machines need to be?Because I've been working out every other day for the past 6 months and it still feels like it's not working.
>>46106732
Exactly. We have vaccines, modern medicine, reliable clothing, medicine that doesn't involve leeches or "whoops, fucked up, better saw off a leg. Hope you don't die!" and, thanks to GMOs, food that's hardier, healthier, faster growing and more nutritious than anything we had 500 years ago.
>>46106793
If you're hot girls wont give a shit. All you need is to get the balls to approach them.
>>46106768
Are you still in college?
Because after college they start blending in with regular girls and then they're gone forever
>>46106811
Yep, I'm a freshman.
>>46106765
Unlikely, my family has been the "unsavory" type for generations now.
>>46106801
As for garbage-eating, if you know how to make a fire and identify mold, you are set for life, even in the middle of a fucking city.
If you aren't in a fucking city, chances are there is an abandoned trailer, car, or shack you can hunker down in.
>>46106832
Irish, are we?
>>46106800
Reading the sticky isn't just a meme mate
>>46106832
The potatoes know things.
>>46106896
>>46106867
They know too much. ABORT!
>>46101977
Not at all, though one girl did basically get bullied out of middle school entirely.She was more of an /a/non than a ca/tg/irl though
>>46106879
I actually really like /fit/'s sticky.
That entire guide is easy to comprehend and doesn't judge people who fall short through one means or another.
Not that it's useful to me, considering I work two jobs to make ends meet and I'm a stress eater.
>>46107034
well maybe you should stress eat some real food, ultron
>>46105985
What?
It's mostly adults with normal lives.
>>46107073
I try, I really do.
But the only place that sells real food at a price that doesn't leave me living hand-to-mouth is forty three miles away, and the gas money makes up the difference.
It's not like I hit up fast food joints or anything really often either, maybe once every three weeks? I just don't have time to get out and be active, don't make enough to move to anyplace to make the idea more viable.
Though, I do prefer to cook my meals, usually grilled or baked rather than just opening up a can.
>>46107130
That's exactly what I said, anon.
>>46107034
You eat poorly because you are stressed and stressed because you eat poorly. Habits can be hard to break, but you can break them and it's worth it.
>>46107198
Anthony Burch is the penultimate nu-male, he makes Joss Whedon look like a Chad Thundercock.
>>46107198
Major points.
>Wrote dialogue for borderlands 2, mostly the meme jokes.
>Was literally a cuckold until his girlfriend left him for the dude she was fucking, the entire time this was happening he claimed to be bi but later expressed disgust for males
>Was extremely vocal about the more stupider parts of gamergate.
>Got on his metaphorical knees and GROVELED to that Anita-horseface whatshername chick.
>Quite literally, framed one of his tweets that she approved of.
>>46107318
That tweet framing thing was one of the most cringeworthy things I have EVER seen.
>>46107318
It wasn't his girlfriend, it was his wife.
A wife that didn't share his last name.
A wife that actually argued *against* becoming an "open" marriage, but Anthony insisted on the belief that he would be getting tons of women.
He got so desperate for a relationship that he tried to date a guy, as you said, but later discovered attraction isn't that fluid.
>>46107318
>girlfriend
Wife.
They had an "Open Relationship" I.E. She fucked around a -lot- in their own marital bed with a bunch of other guys and he was somewhere else in the house, or peeking on them.
>>46106914
Irish are pretty cool
>>46107381
I..
I feel as though I can actually respect Chris-chan more than this, at least Chris-chan had something legitimately screwy with his head.
>>46107420
I highly doubt mere autism can explain the horror that is Chris-chan.
>>46107436
Please, don't insult autists by lumping him in with them.
>>46107436
I know, but Chris-chan had shit legitimately wrong with him; that guy though? He might have maybe had a social disorder.
>>46107420
If it makes you feel any better, he's probably one of the most pathetic, miserable people you'll ever see.
>>46107436
Autism is ultimately just difficulty picking up social cues, usually paired with standard social awkwardness, they feed into each other very well.
Chris-chan? Chris-chan had something else.
>>46107486
Chris-chan is what happens when unchecked mental disorders are actually encouraged by deadbeat parents who realize their nothing son is worth more to them collecting autism-bux than doing something with his life.
Chris-chan is a product of his environment more than a product of terrifying genes, with a good family he would've just been that awkward guy working a Walgreens cash register.
>>46107511
>with a good family he would've just been that awkward guy working a Walgreens cash register.
This is legitimately tragic.
Well, if he ever managed to land a job in the first place, I've seen people pushing their late 80's working cash registers in fucking Walmart.
>>46107511
Yeah. The few psychological papers available on Chris say that he has no problems with his cognitive functionality, and other members of his family were actually quite intelligent. While he didn't exactly get handed the best genes, his parents completely misunderstood his problems and made no effort to learn more about his condition. They just forced him through school and thought that he would eventually straighten himself out.
Of course, since he never got the special education and care he actually needed, what you have now is not exactly a surprise.
>>46107318
>>46107381
>>46107384
Holy shit, did they divorce or something? I mean I used to watch HAWP, shit I didnt know he was a legit cuck,
Someone should study Chris-Chan, then copy his consciousness
>>46101977
Yeah.I was the one bullying myself.
>>46107639
Thing is, you can't even say his wife did anything wrong.
Like, I legit despise adultery / NTR / cuckoldry shit, to me it is the ultimate mockery of the most fucking basic non-familial social group out there, but I can't call anything that she did as any of those.
It wasn't adultery, because he kept pushing it to be an "Open marriage", it wasn't NTR because let's be honest -any romance or affection in that relationship was a comparative joke; and it wasn't cuckoldry because neither of them HAD that particular mental illness.
It was just a woman with a piece of paper linking them together trying to make something out of it, before she got fucking tired of trying to fix something that was never there.
>>46101977
I didn't get an offer to join a D&D game until high school. Magic was popular, but I was and still am a casual faggot. How am I supposed to be called out as a geek or nerd, when I had no opportunity to express any of that? I just blended into the crowd.
The closest thing I had to a bully was a guy who ended up my friend. We fought - physically - pretty often in elementary school, and he was always the winner. He ended up straightening out pretty well and joining the army.
>>46107643
I think it would be impossible to fully replicate Chris's tortured psyche. Even with the sheer amount of information available about how he thinks, no one could have ever seen the Blue Arms protest coming.
Chris is literally thinking on the scale of an elder god, with purpose that we mere mortals cannot comprehend.
>>46107874
If we cannot study it, we must kill it.
Although I realize we do not yet have the technology to kill an elder god, it must be done.
He must be contained.
>>46101977
I was the bully.
Honestly, I was pretty much an asshole as a kid. I got my shit together when a girl almost offed herself because of it.
God, that OP pic just reminded me that every titty monster in video-games or tabletop started out as a teenage titty monster.
Nope.
Probably in part because the "nerd group" at our school included the varsity quarterback (our DM, actually) and a rather popular cheerleader whose powerlevel made me look like the Farmer with a Shotgun, and who is now my wife of five years, all because she convinced me to go to a Halloween party with her. You ever been pulled into a closet by a girl dressed up as Android 18? Because I have.
Someone post Burch's wedding video already
>>46107717
>was
Good on you, anon. I'm pushing 29 and I'm still my own worst enemy.
>>46101977
I got bullied for different shit as a kid. Pretty much stopped in high school after I started just standing up for myself and punching people in the face.
Strangely, for living in a small town in the bible belt, people liked me more for playing D&D. I actually got relatively popular for being a GM.
>>46108002
>You ever been pulled into a closet by a girl dressed up as Android 18? Because I have.
Yes.
She also became my wife.
Quit posting, past-me, and go fuck your wife, and fulfill the cycle or time will break from the strain.
>>46108019
Most people in the bible belt are pretty chill about personal hobbies, considering most of them sell some of their pills every time they get a prescription or something else they know they don't have much room to judge.
>>46108002
>a rather popular cheerleader whose powerlevel made me look like the Farmer with a Shotgun, and who is now my wife of five years
I fucking despise you and congratulations.
>>46108033
Does yours do the hair tuck thing, too?
Because this is nuts.
>>46108091
Right ear or left ear?
Left ear on this end.
>>46105501
I don't even try. It just turns out most of the time most things aren't really relevant to my interests so I don't really talk about it.
>>46105985
>Skinny version
>be 5'11
>weight 140 pounds
>eat all the damn time.
Feels good anon. It feels good.
>>46108059
Agreed. I had a few players back in HS that would pop something or other. Whatever floats their boat. Gotta say, people playing wizards while high are hilarious.
>>46101977
Why can't you wait for an appropriate thread to post your nickname ideas? Why do you have to make a new thread daily as if we give a shit about your input specifically?
High school wasn't anything like I expected from watching TV and movies honestly. My friends and I weren't even quiet about playing D&D (this was back in 2004 - 2006) and we all ended up with girlfriends, some of whom were more into RPGs than others. I remember in Grade 12 there was me (as DM), my five best friends, and our six girlfriends all in my friend's basement playing D&D, and I had a weird moment where I looked at the situation from outside our context of playing D&D every other day with these people.
"How the fuck did we all end up with attractive girlfriends, graduating, and playing D&D every other day?!" High school was good times, man.
>>46108107
Shit.
Bro.
I think we might actually be one person.
Wait, what was your wedding song?
>>46108133
>Gotta say, people playing wizards while high are hilarious.
The only accurate way to do it.
WIZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
>>46106296
>you could literally google "how to ____"
>Trusting random strangers on the internet.
>>46108002
>>46108033
>>46108091
>>46108107
>>46108177
Samefag detected.
>>46108177
We didn't have a proper wedding song, mostly because our respective uncles sabotaged it and played the opening to M.A.S.H.
Still though, one of us is about to get eaten by the Langoliers.
>>46108183
>tfw always play bard or cleric
I just can't into wizards, anon. I like writing poetry and being an angry zealot too much.
>>46108196
Of all the variables, liking DBZ in that age group (the group which would have actually watched that show as children) dressing up as a popular and attractive character with a fun, easy, "normal" dress ensemble, while tucking hair to one of two sides when there are billions of people on this planet
is not unlikely.
Have always been a bit eccentric, people either hate me or love me. Just old enough now not to bother even trying to interact socially with the latter.
>>46108004
>look it up out of curiosity
Holy shit that's painful. They have this awesome, really clever mutual friend doing his damnedest to make it a cute and memorable ceremony but the asshat getting married intentionally distances himself(which is immediately pointed out by the bro yet is ignored) from his wife to be and keeps his hands in his pockets through it all. Fuck, he barely looked at her. Doomed from the start.
>>46108196
Nope.
>>46108222
Were safe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sgenkjmXZ4
inb4 /mu/
>>46107922
>mfw autistic people are elder gods
>>46108342
So THAT was the story of Bloodborne! AND it conveniently explains Lovecraft!
>>46108289
>Looking at your wife in a wedding
>Looking at the women you are selling your soul to.
I'd rather not either personally. Then again I'd also rather not get married in the first place so it is kind of his stupidity for not going the full 9 yards here.
>>46108008
The cycle never ends, does it.
>>46108385
>beret not edited to be Diamond Kitties
7/10, still pretty good.
>>46108398
>not Diamond Pussies
>>46108367
Glad we agree then, I guess.
>>46108385
That anon implied his did with the past tense "was", so I'm happy for him. Hard to imagine myself ever breaking it though short of simply calling it quits and going through with my often thought about means of ending it all.
>>46108443
Try for Cho's highscore if you do
>>46108454
No, I'm the only one I want to take down with me.
>>46108502
>not doing your part to combat overpopulation
I was bullied incessantly. All the kids decided I was gay and made it their life's mission to make my life a living hell. They also decided every thing I did make me gay. They would attack my friends to drive them away from me, cut the locks off my lockers and steal my shit, and if I went to a supposed "authority figure" the typical response was "stop acting like a little faggot and they'll stop". No, that's literally what multiple teachers/administrators told me.
Funny thing happened though. Between 11th and 12th grade I finally hit my last growth spurt, got /fit/ and systematically beat the everloving shit out of everyone that tormented me. Ever see the look on someone's face because you threw a desk with a kid still sitting in it at them? Priceless.
My only regret was that I didn't put any of the bastards in the hospital.
>>46108443
>Glad we agree then, I guess.
It is a rarity on 4chan isn't it? Normally we would be calling each other faggots right now.
>>46101977
Once got stoned in the old testament style in middle school but never really been bullied
>>46108526
>Once got stoned in the old testament style
You got hit with rocks bigger than an adult man's fist thrown by dozens of people?
>>46101977
Fun fact, everyone got bullied, especially the bullies. why do you think they felt the need to seek validation via aggression? The fundamental problem with victem complexes is they forgo the fact that all people are victrms.in some regard, and deserving of sympathy in some way. Even a true reptile sociopath can be pitied for their inability to understand true human nature
>>46108509
I did my part, by never getting laid.
>>46108514
We should probably do it anyway, just to be on the safe side, eh faggot?
>>46102456
Sounds edgy, but then middle school is edgy
>>46108513
I find it hard to believe any of this shit happened. Sounds way too wish-fulfillment-y.
>>46108513
Know that feeling bro. Though I really only felt that about one guy that tried to rape my GF in highschool. THere is some people you just want to bust a few bones.
>>46108443
If you do decide to end it all do it the proper way. Bowie knife to the Throat. Keeping going till you can't anymore. The only proper way to live up to the master of suicide himself.
>>46108513
>Ever see the look on someone's face because you threw a desk with a kid still sitting in it at them?
>My only regret was that I didn't put any of the bastards in the hospital.
So you got /fit/ (ironically, that would make you a huge faggot) but still needed to wear your fucking glasses.
Or you use hyperbole.
>>46107548
>>46107511
Could be worse. He grey up in the asshole of Virginia to parents that were from a generation where you locked your crazy family members in the attic.
>>46103071
Goddamn there was this nerd girl in highschool with big tits and long red hair I wanted to rail so bad
I still get a boner when I see soft faced chunky girls who resemble her
She was a crazy snowflake.of course, she was a highschool girl
>>46108543
Honestly from what I remember almost all the bullies in my old school were popular rich people.
>>46108549
Come to me my faggoty brother give your bro a hug!
>>46108543
Bruh, if someone is a dick to me, that DOES NOT give me the right to be a dick to everyone else.
Hold people accountable for their actions, they were not FORCED to bully other people, they made the choice to do it. It's not like their kid had cancer so they went and robbed a bank to try and save their life. And in that case, the one who robbed the bank would still be arrested, so why are you giving bullies leniency when they are being delinquents of their own volition whilst they still have other avenues to explore?
You're naive.
>>46108595
You know sometimes I feel like I am the only one who went for the nerd girl with small tits. I guess even while young I still liked the DFC.
>>46108502
>feelings of worthlessness from social failures incite heavy depression
>the stress of constant depression leads to a defensive mental callus of extreme apathy
>resulting inaction and sense of irretrievable lost opportunity makes you feel extra worthless
Just remember that suicide is just a pointless termination of the pointless circle. Even if the search for a path off it seems fruitlessI'd like to thinkit's more meaningful than just giving in to a shittily arranged neurochemical feedback loop.
>>46108542
Didn't get hit but yes
>>46106024
>After I left for college she grew to a regular height and her puppies shrank when she got really into sports. She grew out of her awkward phase and became a social butterfly, she still sends me silly messages and nudes every now and then.
So fuck her? Wtf
>>46105743
>>46107926
To you anons and others in the thread who have bullied or otherwise acted similarly, I have a serious question that has been niggling me again recently, so I’ll ask it here:
How did you guys possibly grow up, see all the bullying jerks and losers in nearly every kid and teenager movie, and either fail to see yourself acting like the bad guys?
Or else say to yourselves, “Hey, that guy being needlessly mean that everyone hates? I wanna be that guy.”
I understand making jokes at someone’s expense if you think it’s funny.
I’ve done it myself and sometimes apologized when I went too far.
But, to intentionally make someone else feel bad for your own amusement is bad cartoon villainy and a level of pathetic that I have never understood.
I actually pitied my bullieswhile also resenting them/
