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>Last Thread
>>46086233
Post boat
>>46098025
Much better OP
>>46098025
Alright.
>>46098025
>>46098107
Are you the anon who waifu'd the Carolina ship girls?
>>46098086
>>46098107
>>46098118
We need more jumps with boats in it, has anyone ever thought of doing a water world jump? Would the entire drawback section be that your taking a water world jump?
>>46098025
fully submersible mobile ocean colonies are boats right? Failing that I am a battleship Prince
>>46098151
Nah, I just like how the Yamato looks. Big, sleek, powerful...Plus apparently it makes a good shell for horrific giant spider crabs!
>>46098189
Hmm, I'm pretty sure Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water would make a great jump
>>46098151
Nope, that was me.
And it was only the older sister. Otherwise it would be weird.
Wow the ghostbusters jumpchain is really bad. Awful formatting, inconsistent capitalization, bad grammar/punctuation, unbalanced origins, no real sense of order for perks, and the absolute worst drawback selection.
Sorry, I just really had to vent.
>>46098025
Speaking of which - we have BoatSluts. We have PlaneSluts. Why do we not have ApplianceSluts?
>>46098439
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT
>>46098486
ApplianceSluts, apparently.
Because Japan.
>>46098425
yeah sorry about that, will fix for matting and such. Any suggestions for what to do with drawbacks? I could definitely use some more ideas
>>46098439
...that one in the bottom right is the washing machine, isn't she? There's a vaguely sexist joke in there somewhere.
>>46098439
I agree what the fuck?!
>>46098518
JAPAAAN!CitySluts when?
>>46098439We will when you finish it.
>>46098531
If there isn't a wine fridge and a food processor in the lot, then I'm burning that universe down.
>>46098531
I don't understand how there's a sexist joke there. They're all women. They're all appliances. What ,can women not wash clothes now? Is it sexist for them to?
>>46098539
>spoilerCity-State Master Race
Maybe it's late or i'm stupid but i can't figure out what "Remembered Your Charlemagne" in the Indiana Jones Jump does
>>46098539New York City-chan a shit.
>>46098439
>>46098531
>>46098546
Really the weirdest thing is that like most mobile games, it got at least one collaboration.
Guess which one
>>46098590
It gives you increased ability to spot ways to use your environment against your enemies. Seeing how you can jam up the spokes of their wheels, or trigger a landslide, or trip them up. Stuff like that.
>>46098539
>>46098585
>>46098599Ancient Athens best waifu
Fite me
>>46098599
they're all sluts, you know how many men cities have had inside of them? Thousands!
>>46098581
Well, they're all personifications of instruments of the patriarchy meant to be used to clean house (read as: oppress womyn) The fact that this exists shows that Japan is a nation of sexist shitlords and needs to be burned down.
>>46098604
Oh shit.W-what did they make Mami-san? And... are their appliance witches?
>>46098668
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that anon held that view.
>>46098668
>The fact that this exists shows that Japan is a nation of sexist shitlords and needs to be burned down.
Stop oppressing POC, shitlord
>>46098630
Thanks, i understand the fluff appeal, but a simple sentence like:
>It gives you increased ability to spot ways to use your environment against your enemies.
to summarize the perk would be really helpful in every jump, i'm really triggered by confusing perks
>>46098686
Which Anon, the GATE-exist so-therefore-Japan-are-Nazis-Anon?
>>46098669
I'm sorry butyour waifu sucks
>>46098728
This one >>46098531
>>46098737
. . . I really don't know what to do with that.
>>46098604
>>46098737
Wait, seriously? Huh. That's a thing.What about Homura, Kyoko, and Sayaka?
>>46098748
Nah, it reads to me as someone who sees things that aren't there. Not someone who needs to be in an institution.
>>46098737
Shit, that's actually kind of cute.
>>46098804
>...someone who sees things that aren't there. Not someone who needs to be in an institution.
Isn't that the exact kind of person that does need to be in an institution?
>>46098760
Trust me I don't even understand any of this
Have you seen the commercial for this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaXPmqMKUa0
>>46098793
Give me a bit I'll get to them
>>46098793
part 2
>>46098793
I'd say this was the last one but there's one more because Rebellion was a thing
>>46098839
this is parity right? Even the Japanese could not be serious about this could they?
>>46098793
See filename, last one
>>46098813
I just got back and-geez, calm down man. I was just trying to make a dumb joke not advocate for Tumblr. Criticise my sense of humor, not my actual beliefs.
Alright Jumpers what is your plan post chain
after you've attained whatever Sparks you've accumulated what will you do
For example i plan to semi-retire to a more primitive jump like Sword&Sorcery and declare myself God Emperor with an army of pseudo-space marine ninja jedi
>>46098961
Nobody cares about Post-Chain.
>>46098905
>Rebellion was a thing
I disagree.
>>46099013
You have no sympathy from me. If I have to live with Supernatural season 11 being a thing, you have to live with Rebellino being a thing.
>>46098839
>>46098869
>>46098905
>>46098950
That's actually really cute, thanks Anon.It's probably a good thing you didn't see it, it's caused a...I don't want to say shitstorm, but if the boot fits...
>>46098961
Probably revisit the worlds I've been to, show off my new powers, items, and companions. Maybe bring my family for a tour on the worldsI've conquered.
>>46099051
>Supernatural Season 11
NO. Not that Anon. But NO. NO. NOOOOO-
>>46098961
Fairly simple actually. Tie up various loose threads then settle down, probably in my home universe. Advance science ahead a few decades, (yay fusion power! Yay panacea!) and find a nice out of the way valley to build a house/bunker/command center/underground air and naval base. And then find a nice quiet universe to throw the biggest wedding ever. Of all time. Everybody who's important is invited.
>>46098961
Go to the banned jumps for somelulz
>>46098439
Because none of us do housework.
>>46099013
Come on, it was awesome.
Then again, I actually respected the message of Rebuild 3.0, so hey.
>>46098961
Collect my Friends from various worlds, offer them to come with me on Adventures.
Sail the Multiverse in my 250+KM Light of Terra and bring JUSTICE to new worlds.
Also have a Clone go back to 40k and finish the Crusade To Un-Grimdark that universe.
>>46099138
>Liked Rebuild 3.0 too.
We can no longer be friends.
>>46099003
Why not I mean your amassing vast amounts of power and most likely becoming some sort of 6D hyper being surely people have some sort of goal other than endless jumps
>>46099138
Yeah, Rebellion wasn't THAT ba-
>Liked Rebuild 3.0
>>46098961
Go tie up my loose ends, after that split some small part of myself off to live a normal life while the rest of me tries to uplift the greater multiverse to a higher standard of living.
>>46099163
Because it's literally "I can do whatever I want" with no limits at all. It's not interesting.
>>46098961
I plan on going to various worlds that I enjoy but that would be unsuitable for making a jump out of for various reasons. Worlds that have too narrow a focus, or too vague a lore, or stuff like that.
>>46098961
Gitgud with my Planeswalker powers until I can collapse the Warhammer multiverse and the Forgotten Realms from outside.
Fuck those guys.
>>46099163
Emrakul go back to Zendikar.
>>46098961
Go back through all my favorite worlds and the worlds I got companions from so I can link them together.
Leave a clone of myself on earth to live out my life while I figure out what to do with that world.
Gather an army from across the multiverse and try to fix the 40k universe.
>>46098961
have you read the culture novels? Pretty much that except more expansionist, a universal direct democracy, magic and more universes involved.
>>46099159
>>46099180
It was a hate letter for the fans, so you hating it is a success.
>>46099163
Because it's all the same variants of "sit on my throne being Orcus."
Nobody does anything interesting with their new I Can Do Whatever I Want status.
>>46099310
Here's already written several of those.
>>46099337
Yeah but you hit I can do whatever I want status after like jump 20 depending on which ones you take
Indiana jones
Warehouse time 41.6
Barnette college
Nazi
foolish thule free
Uber strut free
Putting on the reich 900
Did nazi that coming 700
The trains run on time 400
Historically pleasant 300
Items
Shovel free
Hat free
Mayser c69 pistol free
False holy grail free
Crate of gold free
Orichalcum Bead Producer -300 warehouse add on
Drawbacks
Animal phobia -200 (rats)
Flashy mook show 0
I dont even have a plan here. I think the entirety of my stay will probably be spent by helping the people in camps and freeing jews just before fucking off and having a drink with the old knight in the holy grail room. Maybe try and convert the nazis into a force for good. Regardless that is all secondary to making sure shia lebouff doesnt get born. May pick up the crystal skull to keep it as a paperweight. Probably wont.
Well that and stealing everything I can pry up, did you see the warehouse at the end of ark? That thing is positively full of goodies!
Too bad I had to become a nazi though. I kinda like juice.
>>46098961
Go around a lot of previous Jumps, getting things I wasn't able to keep when transitioning. Then terraform Mars and make it into my own kingdom populated by (at first) a vast droid army, then later by people from other Jumps and possibly even Terrans.
>>46099364
Oldwalkers drop all pretense of "I can do whatever I want" considering they effectively have infinite respawns and can shape magic that affect entire planes with an effort of will.
So since Megacorp has shown in the SB thread he utterly gives no shits about jump ownership or propriety does that mean I can start rewriting his dreck? I mean an Underworld jump where it's not got the majority of perks bound to their respective origins would be great, as would a GI Joe one that is actually coherent and lacks a spelling or grammar mistake every third sentence. Because declaring you give no shits about respecting the claims of other jumpmakers is effectively saying you don't care about yours either, and they're therefore up for adoption for anyone who want them.
>>46099469
Link?
>>46099364
Which is why the triple-digit jumpers are frankly boring as shit.
They're all different flavors of asshole anyway.
>>46099469
And you're just going to create a shitstorm anyhow.
Also: >>46099498
>>46099469
We are better than him! Dont fall to his level!
Hello everyone! I have with me the latest update to the Generic Children's Television jump, now featuring companions! Now, this is not the final version: Ignoring the fact that I'll need to place notes in order to clarify certain things, like paint magic, as well as some 50cp items, I am also considering a fifth background, an expy of The Power of Belief archetype from those shows. Would that be something you all want to see? Let me know!
>>46098025
Here.
>>46098439
This shouldn't exist. There is no reason for this to exist, at all. That's all I can say. Just...Why?
>>46098961
While the Empire is redistributing itself between the worlds, I'll probably set up beacons for it in the worlds before I started it, excluding certain worlds, and then retire to manage the new universe I just made, only showing up to appoint new rulers. I'll probably do my best to meet my friends I made every once in a while, but after more than a thousand Jumps, I imagine I'll just want some rest.
>>46099546
Sweet, I'll make a build if you are finished.
>>46099596
That's what I wanted to know: Aside from a few items and notes, would you like me to add on the additional background? I can do the first two in a few minutes, easy, but the latter might take an hour or two.
>>46099652
I'm not the best person to ask, given that I was planning to go Mr. Rogers from the start.
>>46099469
Look if you are displeased with the GI Joe jump or Underworld jump make your own. Don't take other peoples work and alter it.
I know people get upset about having multiple versions of jumps for the same universe however it's a better alternative than modifying other peoples stuff. Also for those who really want to visit a world but think a jump absolutely garbage; it's a better alternative than skipping a cool world because you didn't like the jump. Just make sure the words, the perks and the Ideas are your own. Make sure they are true to the world the jump is made for.
To thine own heart be true.
>>46099469
Wait - are you saying Megacorp is Adarx?
THE ELDER SCROLLS: MORROBLIVION (6)
--REGION--
Cyrodil
Timeline: (3E 427)
--IDENTITY--
Thief (900cp)
Male, 24yo
--RACE--
Dunmer
--BIRTHSIGN--
•The Thief
--SKILLS & ABILITIES--
•Amphibious (800cp)
•Ancestor Guardian
•Beast Tongue (700cp)
•Disease Resistant (600cp)
•Acrobat
•Alchemist (450cp)
•Enchanter (50cp)
--GEAR--
•Boots Of Springheel Jack (-100cp)
--PROPHECIES--
•Pit Dog
--FLAWS--
•Outlander (0cp)
Things didn't go off to a great start. Rudely awakened and force to fight in the arena. All I know was the pit master was an ugly Orc. I did figure things out that somehow I ended up in TES-verse, and in Cyrodil. That's cool, I guess; however I have the problem of being tied to the arena. I was "lucky" enough to be set up for a year's worth of fights. This would allow me to get my feet wet or so the walking beat said.
It wasn't pretty, I mean I was up against magic for pretty much the first time. Like the magic I faced before were pretty limited and weren't easily available like it is here. I learn to cope, after all it requires concentration. They can't exactly do that with arrows and later on I dabbled in alchemy, so exploding arrows and poison arrows. I eventually became Arena Champion, and it was glorious. I just had to show up once a year after that to defend my title.
During my time here of course the shit that went down in Morrowind. Then the Oblivion Crisis happened. It was pretty crazy, with gates to a literal hell popping up. As well the assassination of the Empire, and all that. I did join up with the Dark Brotherhood because they had great alchemy teachers.
All good journeys have to come to an end, but it was pretty fun but challenging here. You never knew what to expect, well I didn't because every challenge in the arena was unique. Even my yearly matches to secure my title was pretty unique. I just hope my next trip is as eventful as this one.
>>46099546
will have build up tonight
>>46099509
>Which is why the triple-digit jumpers are frankly boring as shit. They're all different flavors of asshole anyway.
>>46099515
He is just trying to start up a shitstorm, just ignore the fucker.
Hey, I forgot to ask: no one's working on a Once Upon A Time jump, right? Because I started one.
>>46099837
Actually, I think you did ask this before. No one's working on one right now, so you're good to go.
>>46099469
Look, dude's an ass, but you're jumping a bit to conclusions. Unless you're me, Adarx, Miros, Babylon, Megacorp, or the third guy whose name I can't remember who was following Adarx, you don't have much beyond him initially joining in by attacking me for letting people know what was going on. I don't need paranoid assholes making diplomacy even harder than it already is with Adarx, who I must say has done an excellent job of turning everything he touched to shit.
>>46099546
I hate this feeling. I want to buy every single perk. It's excruciating. I never even watched Rogers!Good job.
>Extra Origin
Power of Belief? Sounds nice. But, in an hour or two? That's some speed, right there.
>>46099509
Oi. That's racist. Because I am pretty sure you just called a whole lot of people black.Pot, Kettle.
>>46099837
Nope, nobody. And good luck with it.
>>46099546
>Can bring in guest stars from other jumps
i cant wait to have dio brando guest star in my children's show
>>46099875
>>46099898
Alright, thanks. I think I did ask like three months ago - I was just checking again.
>>46099684
>>46099758
I've decided. I'll post what should be the final build in a few minutes, with the items and notes.
>>46099546
Christ, you almost finished this already? Makes me feel inadequate, you know? Anyway, it's really nicely done. Definitely a high-class Jump for me. What exactly would Power of Belief include? I never watched any of those shows, so I'm not very familiar with what you're going for.
>>46099469
Not a good call. Because then they could just as easily point to those incidents and go "Well 4chan just did it, so naturally it means we can do the same now" and it would just become a catastrophic nightmare.He's tried to bait people into remaking his jumps just to be able to remake other people's jumps before.
>>46099921
Hey Cracker_Jack, in skulduggery do we have to buy magic or can it be learned in jump? I recall some limitation on learning but it's been a while since I read the books.
>>46099469
>W-we will make better versions of your jumps that will show you!
>They do just that, and I get to enjoy a better version of my jump in my favorite series.
>Somehow I don't win.
Except you apparently never listen To me before. I've already said if anyone wants to make a better version of my jumps. Just don't touch my actual jumps and let people choice which one they like and we will see if the product is any good.
I've said this before and I will again most likely.
I mean why remove or alter my jumps? You scared of a little competition?
>>46099964
I'm staying far away from all this SB bullshit but just to clarify are you talking about Adarx or Megacorp at this point? Because it seems at the moment the person being an ass is Adarx, who seems to be a separate person
>>46099987
I'm not sure what's going on and I have no idea who you are but, it seems like someone else on SB is being an ass and you're being conflated with him for some reason.
>>46099987
That said, you do realise the one-jump-per-setting has been a pretty steady rule for...as long as I can remember jumpchain right?
It's less about competition and more about convention at this point.
>>46100020I think we just proved I was talking about the latter.
>>46099735
No, but he threw his lot in with Adarx towards the end of the discussion before it got moved to PMs. He might have had a change of heart but I sincerely doubt it, and he's the type to cling to an argument as hard as possible because he is the sole enlightened jumper.
>>46099881
Ah, so you're saying he didn't go as I outlined?>>46099498
Same thread that Merc linked. Ten or so pages later, don't feel like going through the thread, and if you just read the posts of the people involved in the argument it shows what I'm talking about. His link was to first post of that, https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/general-cyoa-thread.315809/page-670 I guess Antumbra is Miros going by the list he laid out.
>>46100020
Red's talking about Megacorp in this case in regards to previous instances, the Adarx stuff is fairly recent but the same principle applies from what I understood of the whole deal
>>46099974
You can learn magic in the jump, if you don't buy it, yeah. You can't learn Teleportation, Child of the Spider, or Muscle Magic, though.
>>46100054
>>46100067
...well then.
I. Look, I just come here for the jumps so I dunno about the rest of you but I'd rather not waste posts on petty bullshit from some other site when I could be filtering and hiding so.
I guess that's happening now.
>>46100069
By the way other than the eldritch god things and talking skeletons, what kind of magical creatures are there in Skullduggery Pleasant?
>>46099733
It's not allowed on the drive regardless, no matter your flowery speech.
>>46099900
I'm sure he'll teach some...interesting things to teach. And given the limits of the perk, that's ALL he will be doing.
>>46099952
Oh, thank you! Don't feel inadequate though, you're doing the very best job you can do, and that's all anyone should ask of you! Anyhow, I don't think I'll do it for now, but perks would probably be like turning grenades into bubbles or guns into flowers, limited teleportation, basically the kind of stuff fairies or the Care Bears could do.
>>46100069
Training up basic Elemental to Advanced is entirely possibly simply through time, effort,and Enhanced Masterytoo, right? No need to throw yourself into another dimension?
>>46100121
>I. Look, I just come here for the jumps so I dunno about the rest of you but I'd rather not waste posts on petty bullshit from some other site when I could be filtering and hiding so.
Yeah I'm sorry about that, its really been a mess as of late in regards to a few things
>>46100136
of course, he'll be teaching kids about how to get rid of your enemies, teaching them about the law because he's a lawyer, and all about philosophy and the nature of man, as well as knife safety
i think it would be hilarious to have him around and thats why im bringing him in
>>46100132
Which is why I'm trying for a go ahead on his shit over rampant philosophizing, intentionally making them crap so people will get annoyed and want to replace them, and generally viewing the thread as a place to evangelize about how we're terrible shortsighted dumbasses who need his guidance. Has he ever admitted to being in the wrong on anything instead of just going away when shit goes down? He's a prime representative of how cancerous SB gets at times.
>>46100201
He'll also teach them about how to create your own human cat hybrids so.
There's that.
>>46100201
Oh! Well that's perfectly fine, though the 'getting rid of your enemies' thing and 'knife safety' is rather suspicious... I agree though, Dio giving kids advice would be hysterical. Good job, Anon!
>>46100069
hey if I steal the book of names will it continue to update after the jump? As in give me the true names of people from other universes?
>>46100121
Hmm, let's see..there are vampires, ghosts, trolls, a dragon showed up once, but that was extremely surprising for everyone, goblins are a thing that apparently eat babies and gold, a demon apparently showed up in a short story I haven't read. Zombies are also a thing. Remnants are evil ghost things that possess people and worship Darquesse. Werewolves are technically extinct, but if someone with the right genetics gets magic, then can become one.
I'm sure I forgot something.
>>46100177
Yep. You can eventually get there own your own. Throwing yourself into a dimension filled with insane evil gods may speed the process up a little, though.
>>46100062
Most of what I said in thread was simply warning Merchant he doesn't have the type of control to bring it up over here and not expect shit to go out of control.
You are making my point for me.
>>46100307
Nah. Only people in Skulduggery have that style of True Names. It may update with a list of Given and Taken names. Unless they weren't in the book? Pretty sure it does have those, too.
>>46100236
>He's a prime representative of how cancerous SB gets at times.
While on balance I agree with you, there are some solid folk who post on both sites who have given us really fun material. Not only that, but we've got enough of our own internal drama that we don't need to borrow from another completely separate group of assholes.
Do they stir shit up here sometimes?
Yes.
But there's no real good way to address that and, as said, we've got some good folk and good jumps as part of that package deal.
If you want to police that community, go over to that community. As for me, I'd rather we just stop addressing them.
Due to past experience and common sense, remaking another creators jump is by and large verboten. Outside of the usual exemptions for anything involving Tera. You don't like a jump someone else made for a particular IP? Should have made it yourself and sooner.
tl;dr - SB gonna SB, we teeg.
>>46100266
Yeah, but not the good kind, and that's bad.
This should be the final version, now complete with items and notes! Please feel free to ask questions, any comments or thoughts are appreciated!
>>46100323
It all rains on your head, baby. Not him.
Are there any perks that would make you awesome at giving headpats?
I'd settle for anything that aids in physical affection in general such ashugsandholding hands.
>>46100432
Well, theoretically, any of the perks that make YOU fluffy would increase your hug power significantly.
>>46100367
>Do they stir shit up here sometimes?
No. Conversation in the SB thread does not equal starting shit up over here. >>46099469
started the shit up again by bringing up something on another website entirely, That is one of your own starting shit up here, not me or probably anyone from SB.
>>46100432
This is a blue board, you sick fuck.also sekirei
>>46100469
Wait, what? Isn't hugging, you know, from the arms? Fluff is literally the icing on top.
>>46100432
I recall there was actually a jump that literally gave you the power of headpats. So I know there was at least one, though I'd need to try to find which one it was.
>>46100490
>Not wrapping your fluffy tails around someone while hugging them
Casul
>>46100485
It kinda does when you're apparently conspiring to try and put a replacement jump on OUR drive.
Just saying.
Nobody's stopping you guys from making your own drive and making your own jumps for yourselves alone.
>>46099509
Only if they choose to be boring. I'm looking for things worth collecting and challenges worth fighting. So I can do whatever I want, but I don't.
>>46100367
Good man. Keep calm and ignore the shitposters.
>>46100403
He keeps starting shit and it will. I'm getting sick of Merchant bringing up that group of losers every time they don't listen to him. Mega is gone for days at a time and then suddenly Merchant brings him back?
Merchant can go there and never come back as far as I'm concerned.
>>46100490
Nigga. Imagine your last hug.
It's cool if it takes you a minute; I won't judge.
Now imagine if, in addition to arms, it had involved being hugged by nine of the fluffiest tails in the multiverse.
>>46100388
Kind of want to bring Mr Rogers to other worlds, to give them Mr Rogers... And yet, also kind of don't want to do that to him...
Choices, choices...
>>46100548
Hi mega
>>46100528
Anon. Anon stop. Do not hug someone with an oversized revolver. That will not end well.
>>46098025
The River Queen is a fine steamer, perfect for rolling along between the great hunts.
>>46100586
Fluffy
guns
>>46100558
Not him, but that sounds like a hug that could end wars.
...or start them.
>>46100586
...nobody said anything about revolver size. Why would you bring that up.
>>46100589
The what now?
>>46100529
>Well not exactly. We have jumps already hosted here anyway. So if Adarx really wants to make it that much he can always just link it here, and hell it probably will be used even if not spoken about. Lots of people on the thread want more separation between what other sites do and the main thread anyway. Not that I really agree with the sentiment but there are plenty of people who wouldn't care what he does if it isn't on the drive.
Don't lie about it I fully said Adarx can host it on SB and leave this thread alone.
Are there any perks that help you retain the strength of your abilities (TK and the like) without the need for consistent training.
>>46100612
No.
Your form will be shit, and maintenance will be the mother of all sloppy whores.
No. Bad anon.
>>46100581
Yeah you wish sister. You can go over there with them too.
>>46100589
OY
OY YOU.
HOW'S PAYDAY GOING.
>>46100612
are you invoking one on the "John dies at the end" series? Because the fuzzgun is a thousand point item if I've ever seen one.
ngl i want to take that perk solely so i can have jjba characters show up as guest stars on children's shows, can you fucking imagine joseph joestar guest starring on a children's show and teaching them stuff
>>46100642
Please just go the fuck away and never come back. You add nothing to this and your need to validate yourself online is embarrassing.
>>46100631
>Why would you bring that up.
Clearly someone doesn't get the joke. Try a little Googlefu and get back with us.
>>46100657
"like riding a bike"? perk on the sword art online jump. At least I think it cover skills.
>>46100700
I think he's just referring to kitsunes and guns in general.
>>46100705
Or Ramiel teaching little Jolyne about quantum physics.
>>46100657
yes but i can't remember any of them
>>46100657
Like Riding a Bike from Sword Art Online, Magicians Mind from Touhou, and Enhanced Mastery from Worm.
>>46100657
"I still got it" from Spyro:Classic it doesn't maintain your physique tho
>>46100657
Still Got It from Modern Action Movie
>>46100749
They spelled casual as "casul", someone tried to make a joke about the .454 revolver cartridge, but it's actually spelled "Casull", so the joke failed.
>I'm explaining /k/ jokes on /tg/kill me
>>46100705
Dude, I kinda want to call in Adon and Samsom from Cho Aniki to pretty much do health class. No way that'll turn out bad.
>>46100757
too bad , come to think of it you know I can do a good chunk of what the sauce can do and I have the amazo backup data, a firm grasp of nanomachines and a companion with miniaturization and efficiency from worm, should I try to make some?
>>46100388
>The Timeline
>Male
>27
>Edutainment
>Dohoho! - 200
>Learning is Fun! - 0
>Graphic Violaence - 100
>Model Behvaior - 200
>Jumper Nye the Science Anon - 300
>Unlimited Candy - 50
>Book of Fairy Tails - 50
>Comfy Chair - 50
>Lab Coat - 0
>Global Simulation - 100
>Scientific Necromancy - 150
>Happy History + 0
>The Scrappy + 200
Okay, so I'm a time-travelling science teacher. Neat. I'm going to teach kids how to build things from all throughout the timeline; from a roman gladius, to fragmentation grenades, a death ray.
Asking here because I didn't get much last thread. Is Sleipbir a valid fate summon or do servants have to be human?
>>46100861
I don't know. I can't answer that for you. Maybe. Also apparently they were talking about some dank /k/ meme after all so this is all moot.
I'm not even sure why I'm talking to you, frankly. I might just be depressed by the vague but troubling knowledge that what little I heard about the SB jumpchian community was totally accurate.
>>46100657
Folded One Thousand Times from Obsidian Tower is a good one.
I suppose some memory perks would help too.
>>46100927
Servants have to have some human blood. Like Gil is 1/3 human. Except if it's Extra in which case gods can be used to.
As for Sleipnir, unless Sleipnir in fate is a person, he's not applicable because he's a magic horse. Not a hero.
>>46100388
Well then. It's like Sugarbowl all over again.
The Land of Make-Believe: The fantasy world. Children love those.
Variety: I can do whatever I want, and the show is about me. Wonderful. *sarcasm*
Seriously though, will have to be careful.
That makes me feel…(400cp): I can... Teach emotions to others? Gimme!
I’d like you to meet a friend… : That's sweet. Also, "peaceful purposes" does encompass a whole lot of things...
Look for the Helpers(100cp): I... I want to have this for real. And use this on myself. All the time.
The World according to Jumper(200cp): I am here to help. And I have a plan.
Hello Neighbor!(300cp): And another mind perk, just like I love them.
This is your world(100cp): Believe in me who believes in you. Now let's wow everyone.
It’s life. It’s interesting. It’s fun(400cp): Inspiration. I swear, I have too many muse perks by now.
Learning is fun!(100cp): You WILL learn my wisdom. This is non-negotiable. But, you WILL love it. Then again, that's also mandatory... Hm.
Pleasant House: What does that say about a person when feeling at home is depressing?
Powerful Palette(200cp): ALL the colours? You know not what you unleash.
Capitalism, ho!(200): Hey, that's a pretty nice challenge.
Lifetime Achievement Award(600): This is beautiful. Now, to figure out how to make my program world-wide fast... Because I am not settling for one child. No one can't change the world. But I can steal and shape its future.
Thank you for this tiny sliver of happiness.
>>46100927
Sleipnir is not a valid servant, sorry. Not only is he not human, he's also not a hero, he's more of a mount.
>>46100870
Awesome! One of the first builds for the jump. What did you think? Any suggestions or comments?
>>46100927
where are her other six legs?!
>>46100705
I'm gonna have the Simurgh teach psychology class, have Mantra Asura show up to talk about being a great dad never giving up, Eggman and Skynet to talk robotics, Ranma talking about the importance of exercise...
>>46100954
>>46100988
Aww boo then. Guess I need another idea then.
>>46098961
Speaking of sparks what Jumps give you additional Sparks
I know Darksiders does but are their others
>>46100983
>Introducing children to the foul machinations of elf scum.
Pure evil.
>>46100983
Wha-Another build?! So fast?! Woah! Um, thank you, I'm glad you like it! Geez, I'm feeling a little embarrassed...Anyways, I'm happy that you're enjoying it, it's my first jump, so posts like yours are nice to see.
>>46101027
...Darksiders gives you additional powers if you get your Spark, not more Sparks.
There's no such thing as additional Sparks.
>>46100589
>>46100631
Forgot my picture...
>>46100691
It is going okay, currently attempting to figure out an item system and what to do with the safe-house. Skills and backgrounds are mostly done other than fluffing. I am also trying to figure out the best way to image it.
>>46101027
Well Darksiders, Gurren Lagann, Tenchi Muyo, and DBZ have opportunities for you to get your Spark but you can only get one, after that the chain is over.
>>46100388
I just barely woke up so I'm sure this point has been talked to death already, but-
>letting a Jumper educate kids
>letting a Jumper be around kids
>under any circumstance
>>46101114
You're gonna be upset when you hear that I have like, thirty adopted kids huh?
What are some fanwanks you guys have for yourselves?
I decided that since I took Darkside Chronicles in RE that Operation Raccoon City would be canon since I thought it would be funny and make things worse at the same time. It was not a good day to be a cop there.
>>46101114
I'm a jumper and ill be friendly around kids, i need to since i have children anyway and i want them to be strong and to beat up their enemies
>>46100988
I like it. Nice flavor, nice options, and just an overall neat idea for a jump.
My tablet is having network issues so stuck on phone. Which frankly is shit for 4chan, so I can't post further for now and this post will likely be wildly out of date, my apologies, I will do my best to not make a habit of this. As for Mega, the only thing I have to say is there's still be nobody from here starting shit on SB, except the two who I already mentioned and specifically sent the call out for, as I've stated repeatedly that was the full intent of those actions.
Annoyed anon, sorry about his attention coming back here again. I try to avoid being the harbinger of this sort of thing. Mostly though I just keep track of both threads and try to avert shit going overboard, mostly by ensuring the jumps from SB don't make huge fuckups like the ones in the WIP folder. Brought the argument up in thread mainly to get Babylon and Miros' attention and make sure everyone knew what was going on.
>>46101114
Actually, so far even the 'worst' actions have all been harmless villainy. Even ASA is just being realistic with his lessons, and even bringing in guests to argue the other side, for idealism and optimism.
>>46101182
Glad to hear it! Thank you for your time and opinions, it really helps me out with this kind of stuff.
>>46101114
oh please my son and my grandson came out fine, or at least considering the massive move every decade and constant influx of new memories and growing up on Pandora
>>46100388
Is there supposed to be a Power of Belief background or is that a typo?
>>46101245
You're the worst fucking example of Jumpers to be quite frank.
Wouldn't be surprised if that shitspawn took glee in drowning puppies.
>>46101228
It's things like this that make me think ASA errs more on the side of saturday cartoon villainy than Newgrounds villainy.
Then again, he could of course just be savvy enough to know what happens to edgelords sooner or later and patient enough to lull everyone into a false sense of security.
>>46101074
Okay so additional powers after acquiring a Spark but you get the idea
>>46101281
why do people think I'm so evil!? What the hell have I been doing that is so wrong!?
>>46101300
World's gonna get orbital-lasered on the last day of the ten years.
Just watch.
>>46101331
Less "evil" and more "utterly incompetant at being good. And also sadistic."
>>46101276
Huh-Oh! That's right, I forgot about that. To answer your question, there WAS originally going to be a Power of Belief background, but no one really wanted it(Or at least, they didn't SAY they wanted it.) and so I decided not to add it in. I placed that there to remind me, but I must have forgotten to remove it.
>>46101074
so i just looked over darksiders do you get the additional powers if darksiders is your end jump or whenever you complete any end jump
>>46101332
And then the orbital laser will cure cancer and every other medical condition so hard it'll make people never have to eat or drink for the rest of their natural lifespans.
And then on the last HOUR of the last day, the moon will start glitching out, and turn out to have been an artificial moon he replaced the real moon with while stowing the real moon in another dimension. And the moon starts deploying creepy giant drones.
It's just a neverending labyrinth of second guessing with that guy.
>>46101331
>What the hell have I been doing that is so wrong!?
Pretty much every plan that you've ever presented to the thread has had a gigantic hole in it. Combine that with a tendency to suppress or ignore your memories of past failures and you've got someone who makes constant mistakes and refuses to learn from them.
I don't think you're malicious. I think you're evil in the same way that a tsunami that destroys a country is or HIV is, that is to say in the sense of the term employed by consequential schools of ethics.
>>46100388
>my companions
>teaching children
Oh god
OH GODThat Mr. Rogers background tho. It matches my build theme perfectly.
>>46101419
The latter, I believe. It doesn't mention you have to get your Spark there, just that you get additional benefits whenever you would.
>>46101409
well yeah I'll cop to that, that's the joke that and the misuse of Shōnen tropes. >>46101432
seriously? My long-term goal is to minimize if not eliminate suffering
>>46101331
Staying in these threads.
Jumpers, do you ever not take the maximum amount of possible drawbacks?
>>46100751
>>46100792
>>46100810
>>46100812
>>46100947
Thanks guys, but I actually meant the raw power of my non-physical abilities, like raw TK strength, not skills.
>>46101331
Your jumper is more or less the Punisher half the time, but with horrific punishments alongside the murder and a thorough lack of research on your targets? I mean, I'm fine with the goal being major paradigm shifts for how worlds function, but they're completely disconnected from concepts like fairness, culture, circumstance, or grand consequences of small actions and small consequences of grand actions.
I mean, it's a bizarrely entertaining sort of lunacy, but it's sheer lunacy.
>>46101480
The point is not only that the colalteral damage you create while trying to do whatever outweighs not only whatever benefit you aim to achieve, but your incompetence sabotages your own efforts because you're too stupid to realise even when you actually get something working that what you're trying to do for people is something no sane person would want.
See: The Warpwyld.
Wasn't this explained to you several times?
>>46101477
Speaking of companions and Mr. Rogers, you can take him as a companion if you want.
>>46101480
And here we fall into the crux of things.
They say that necessity is the mother of invention. I disagree.
Suffering is the mother of advancement. Literally everything about humans came about through suffering. And removing that would lead to stagnation and eventually collapse of civilization.
>>46101478
thanks i took Darksiders as my 34th jump and didnt want to have to revise anything
>>46101493
As often as I can manage, to reduce the amount of suffering on myself. Probably boring as fuck to others, but I've never felt the need to load up on drawbacks. Hell, I'll actually discard a perk or two most times if it means being able to cut down on amount of drawbacks taken.
Most jumps I just don't take drawbacks at all.
>>46101493
It depends on the drawbacks themselves, there are certain "types" of drawbacks I shy away from.
I don't take Drawbacks that directly fuck with my brain or personality except in incredibly minor ways like "You're a pervert now" or "you're an alcoholic"
I don't take "Evil Clone" drawbacks
I shy away from drawbacks that directly effect how people in-general think of me.
A couple other things.
>>46101493
Yes, quite often. A goal of my current chain is to take as few drawbacks as possible, and the ones I do take should either be things I was going to do anyway, things that I think I can handle with little to no difficulty, or interesting story hooks. The reasoning being that there are enough jumps available that I don't really need drawback points to become powerful, and that jumping isn't worth it if I'm just going to be suffering the whole time.
>>46101493
very few early on unless they're not that inconvenient later on after sufficient power has been gained i start taking more
MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE (7)
--LOCATION--
New York City, New York
--IDENTITY--
Operative (900cp)
Male, 27yo
--ABILITIES--
•Soundtrack Of The Galaxy
•They Call Me "Star Lord"
•Vehicle Manslaughter
•Retro-Engineer (300cp)
•Way Of The Widow (100cp)
•A Funny Thing Happened (-200cp)
•Data Disassembly (-400cp)
•Super Soldier (-600cp)
--EQUIPMENT--
•Tactical Suit
•Collapsible Bow
•Helmet Of The Stars (-700cp)
•Thunderstick
--DRAWBACKS--
•You Owe Rocket (-500cp)
•Horrible Costume (-400cp)
•Catch Phrase (Boo Yah!) (-300cp)
•Corpse Of A Hero (0cp)
BOO YAH! That's how it's done! It would seem that I've landed in a great setting. Which seems to have gone a bit wrong, after the invasion I donned on my costume. Too bad it looked bad, like real bad but hey, it's colorful. However Agent Coulson died, and I somehow owed Rocket Raccoon for something.
I made a deal, I would work for Rocket and he would get me off of Earth. He does seem to get majorly annoyed with me at times, but I made up for it by kicking ass. However after I learned how to operate his ship, I stole it. Which lead me to being hounded by Rocket, & I eventually returned to Earth to throw him off.
I returned to a different place. Hydra was successful in eliminating a lot of the Eastern Seaboard. However they were still defeated, but with a lot of deaths. InHumans were also captured and weaponized, so the Earth I returned to was a warzone. Who knew that without Coulson, Hydra would be able to continue it's goals the way it has? After spending a decade trying to dodge Rocket, helping out Earth as much I can by joining the Avengers.
Before I left however I did steal Captain's Vibranium shield. I knocked him out with sleeping gas arrow. I made sure that it was a super strong dose, so that it would knock him out. Then I just stole his shield & threw it in my warehouse. It was pretty interesting & harrowing times. I just hope my next trip is as eventful as this one.
>>46100388
Location: Big house in the forest.
Age: 21
Variety
>perks:
That makes me feel... [400] Teaching people emotions /and/ controlling my own? Gimme.
I’d like you to meet a friend… [Free] YESSS! So, uh, after this jump I could summon them for /any/ peaceful purpose? Or just what could be expected of a guest star?
Look for the Helpers [100] Soothing!
The World according to Jumper [200] World-Fixing? Okay...
Hello Neighbour! [300] I shall try to make Mr Rogers proud.
This is your world [100] Just. Do It.
Learning is fun! [100] Indeed it is!
>companions:
All Loving Heroine [100] Come with me, I shall show you the world!
>items:
Pleasant House [Free] Mah home.
Unlimited Candy [50] Glorious Candy!
Comfy Chair [50] I sits. This is enough.
Global Simulation [200] I need it!
>drawbacks:
Budget Burden [+100] I don't really need money... My salary can fund the show.
It sucks to be Jumper [+200] Help more people!
The Jumper’s Testimony [+300] I tried my best for these years. I'm also incredibly charismatic and good at building cases, so... that's a thing.
This jump is just great. Really Great.
I'll have the most ridiculous people guest starring every episode...
>>46101480
>My long-term goal is to minimize if not eliminate suffering
Yes but your goals don't really matter to consequentialists if you're absolutely incapable of the nuances of thought required to make them a reality. There's no pat on the back or A for effort reality will give you for trying your best. You've never presented a plan that's actually really made anything better and you've presented several that result in people dying en masse.
>>46101493
i only take drawbacks i can use to make an interesting or funny story or stuff i think i can deal with. i deal with horrible brain stuff every day, so i think i can deal with drawbacks that fuck with my head.
although i steer clear of shit that would just not make things fun for me or that would make everyone hate me
>>46101557
Huh, I do basically the exact opposite, I've taken perks I'm only mildly interested in to use up extra points, it's the struggle in dealing with the drawbacks that make a lot of the jumps enjoyable for me.
>>46101567
Fair enough, I won't touch amnesia drawbacks or ones where I have to get my powers back from someone else
>>46101578
That's exactly what I'm talking about with the story hooks, but for a lot of the jumps having outside knowledge of the jump can trivialize many of it's threats, the drawbacks can offset that
>>46101493
All the time. A chunk of my builds are just 1000 point builds with drawbacks tacked on to get my companions in. I also don't take on more drawbacks than I can handle, not just practically, but emotionally. I'm kind of sensitive, and some drawbacks would just really fuck me up.
>>46101609
First off, glad to see you like it! Secondly, after the jump, you can summon them for longer, but still under circumstances that could and would be shown on (in this case) Mr. Rogers' show.
>>46101493
I never take amnesia drawbacks or drawbacks that would seriously screw with my plans for the jump...
But aside from that, I almost always load up. I just can't resist the shiny perks.
Sometimes I still don't end up going for full, either because they're too bad, or because the perk I'd be able to get isn't worth it.
>>46101627
not even retooling the virus bombs from the LoT into body cop nanomachine distribution systems to end disease and parasites? Or bootstrapping Everyone I can to post scarcity Star Trek style?
>>46100388
Right, so quick question regarding the magic paint...thing.
Hypothetically speaking, could I draw a weapon, say a gun, and have it turn to paint when used? Or is it a case of being physically impossible to paint something like that?
>>46101726
That depends on why you're painting it: If you're making it to show a child that it's dangerous, or in the absolute worst case scenario, showing someone how to use it in self-defense, it would be the former. If you're using it to make an actual weapon, even if it's for self-defense, then it's the latter, it simply won't work.
>>46101795
Awwww, I wanted to replace the Ultramarine's bolsters with paintball guns.
Very well.
>>46101816
Bolters rather.
>>46101690
Thanks. Bit less versatile than hoped (don't think I'll get away with summoning my norse drinking buddies), but that still leaves a ridiculous potential.
Think of the things I could learn... Maybe Scion would be willing to give me some science lessons, and Merlin or Odin or someone for some magic lessons?
Hm, propably couldn't get a martial arts tutor, bit too violent.
...Could I summon Mr Rogers for advise?
>>46101816
Well now that's different. You can use paint magic to make paintball guns, as they're not weapons, but all they would do is(Like the car) change the color of clothing you wear or work like in Splatoon.
>>46101853
Actually, yes. "I'd like you to meet a friend" can summon guest stars from all over as long as you've either been in the jump or are in it, and you can also take him as a companion.
>>46101924
The guest stars don't automatically do what you summon them for though right? You can't use it to just summon Darkseid or whatever and have him teach you everything he knows?
>>46100388
What is "Power of Belief:" for at the end of the backgrounds?
Have a build:
Jump Number #511
Generic Children's TV
Age: 23; Location: The Street,
Background: Arts & Crafts
Drawbacks (It Sucks To Be Jumper)
Total CP: 1200
Perks:
This is Your World (free)
Gotta Find Him A Friend (100/1100)
It's Life, It's Interesting, It's Fun (200/900)
You Too Can Paint Almighty Pictures (300/600)
Infinite Puppet Works (100/500)
I'd like you to meet a friend (100/400)
Items:
Wand of Life, Unlimited Candy, Comfy Chair (150/250)
The Studio (free)
Powerful Palette (100/150)
Magic Paintbrush (150/0)
By day, teaching kids how to paint in octarine, irrigo, cosmogone and more with a bunch of muppets, fairies and other exotic creatures. I don't think I can pull off a 'fro, so I think each show I'll exhibit a single otherworldly feature as a gimmick for the kids to "spot" by the end of each episode.
By night, I'm treating PTSD and depression with art therapy classes.
I think we can probably do some good here.
>>46101716
Picking and choosing which posts you reply to in order to minimise how wrong you have to admit yourself to be doesn't help your case y'know.
See >>46101534 and >>46101520. Bookmark them once this thread gets archived if you have to.
>>46101331
>>46101409
It's not that he's incompetent at being good and him being sadistic.
It's that he's like good old Grandpa Nurgle. He truly thinks that what he is doing is good. >>46101480 (I did not comprehend how literal that is until about a minute ago)
>>46101951
Yep. As stated above, who they are and what they teach would have to be someone/something that Mr. Rogers or whatever background you choose's inspiration would show. Plus, think of them like guest stars on a show: They teach either one important lesson or several smaller lessons. So Merlin could teach you how to channel your magic more efficiently or how to perform a few minor but useful spells you don't know yet.
>>46101993
Yeah, Power of Belief is a typo, I'll post the updated jump now. I'm glad you like it!
>>46102072
Do guest stars count towards the companion limit?
>>46102185
Not quite. Think of it like this: You and your companions are the cast of the show. You can call in characters from the jump you're in or from jumps you've visited as guest stars, who will teach either one important lesson, or a few smaller ones, then go back. So, for example, let's say you've been to the JoJo jump, and you met and befriended Jonathan Joestar. You could summon him to either teach the children how to be kind and forgiving, even when faced with great pain and sorrow, or some tips on how to be a proper gentlemen/lady.
>>46102185
Did you read the posts linked to you in >>46101998? I think one of the reasons you're despised is you tend to clam up when people actually make solid points against your Jumper's overall philosophy and pretend there's nothing wrong beyond what you've already addressed.
>>46102284
I do not respond to unconstructive criticism, I already know I screw shit up, tell me how not to and I will do my best to incorporate that feedback
>>46102341
No you don't. You say something stupid and them get roasted for it. Then you prrrrroooommise that you will learn. But you don't and then proceed to stay something else stupid a few weeks later.
But at least you finally learned how to calibrate your speech to text, so...it's something?
>>46102454
He said last thread that his speech to text is broken.
>>46102341
Just drop it now bancho
>>46099964Nothing so conspiratorial Red. My "evil" plan is simple to show that when the guy does make a better jump for underworld or whatever and they exist side by side it would prove the point. That letting others make jumps in the same setting is a viable tool and can make things better. And I suspect this is what you fear the most and not the idea I am going to go cartel Blanche on other's jumps.
>>46099546
I'd still to see it. You get my thought about a possible power last thread? Something that lets you solve real world problems allegorically the way Wishbone does?
Also, anything regarding Reading Rainbow would be appreciated.
>>46102583
Dude, you're really, really not helping you case here. This argument's been had a long time ago, and you're not going to change the mind of an entire community with that attitude.
Look, as others have said-nobody cares what you do on SB as long as you don't bother us here.
>>46101300
Well he seems to run on a less extreme version of the actual Anti-Spiral's "fuck you I know what's best" villainy most of the time
unless he's fucking around, in which case
>>46102072
"Good morning, children! Today my Sisters and I are going to teach you all sorts of new things."
>"Who here wants to play with fire?"
>>46102748
Educational?
Or Puppets, with Xenos as a set of Puppets?
>>46101493
Entirely depends on how many things I want to take/how inconvenient/dangerous the drawbacks are.
>>46102748
Who wants to learn about the War Economy?
>>46102617
Oh dear. Erm, I suppose I still could place the background in there, it's just...I don't know HOW to fit it in. Everything else sort of...fits a certain archetype. I'm not exactly sure how to fit it in, and even if I do, I'll have to consider adding a price to it. I'll think about it Anon, but I'm leaning towards keeping things as they are for now. Sorry.
>>46102748
...Please tell me you're not teaching the children how to use such dangerous weaponry.
>>46102842
Well. that's better, I suppose
>>46102790
>Educational
Definitely. Though I reserve the right to buy parts of the puppet tree to demonstrate how to spot dangerous xenos.
>>46102868
>...Please tell me you're not teaching the children how to use such dangerous weaponry.
But, anon, it won't be dangerous and if they get hurt then by the power of their faith I shall make them well.
Trust me, I'm a professional.
>>46102842
Sounds more like you're inviting the Patriots to your kid's show.
>>46102943
>>46102748
Mien Sister >>46084085
>>46102943
W-well, I suppose. Just...Do be careful, please?
Also, the puppets are alive in their own way, so please don't burn them alive in front of children.
>>46102652
>Look, as others have said-nobody cares what you do on SB as long as you don't bother us here.
You mean despite this is actually the second time you've been proven wrong on that fact? That I did in fact kept it to the thread and someone else decided to bring it here? The only person's whose case has been sunk beyond all hope of viability is yours.
>>46102072
Aw, buggeration. I want pretty much the entire Mr. Rogers tree, and the entire Bob Ross tree with its items.
>>46102868
and this >>46102943 ,
kids, is why you don't apply game logic to real life, "just beat up the bad guys" can have real consequences in real life
>>46103117
>Real World 40k
What's the bet that Dark Eldar-Kun, and Eldar-Chan would be hooking up by the second episode? While CSM-sama & SM-sama trying kill one another?
>>46103117
I would watch that. I would watch that so hard.
>>46103177
sucker's bet
>>46103203
I KNOW RIGHT?!
>>46103177
>Implying the eldar would be able to contain her tsundere for the humans.
>Implying deldar too would be able to contain it.
>>46103177
The Eldar hook up
CSM and SM try to kill each other
Tau preaches at everyone
Cron tries to kill both Eldar, while Eldar-chan hates him
Ork just fist fights everyone
>>46103237
Cron would try to kill the ork who would barge into them room demanding that they stop mucking about and get out of bed already.
>>46103237
>necron and eldar are enemies, but in that old married couple sort of way, because they're more alike than they would ever admit
fuck you captcha, pancake is not sandwitch
