This is how I druid
>>46096100
Not hairy and hobo-ish enough. Give her a beard, some bird shit stains, and a bunch of bird cages strapped to her back, voila! Druid.
>>46096706
Give her a few years
This is how I Intimidate
>nose ring
I imagine her shapeshifted form is that of a cow, yes?
>>46098313
Maybe
>The pigeon queen will never join your party of urban explorers
>>46098383
Don't be so sure anon.
This is how I paladin
>>46096100
Hatoful Druid
>>46098622
>gauges
>>46099240
And?
Did I stumble into a /soc/-thread?
This is how I knight.
Nah.
This is how I cultist.
This is how I wizard.
>>46098622
>>46097766
>>46096100
Oh my god, who is this cutey?
>>46096100
I don't know for sure, but I feel like parts of her eyes are sized up in this picture.
>>46100716
I like your style.
>>46101669
I would so ask him permission to interact with his vulture friend.
>>46096100
There is much I could teach you
This is how I play by the rules
How I Monk
>>46096100
Ok OP you got my attention, who's the girl?
>>46101669
That's obviously a ranger with an overprotective companion
>>46102310
what's that on her chin?
>>46101914
a slav girl
>>46102310
Shamelessly, I really really want to see this weird spy porn.
Title? Sauce?
>>46103637
Take a wild guess
>>46102310
Oh my fucking god, is this a porn parody of Under Siege?
>>46103902
who permanently looks high as fuck, it seems.
>>46107802
As anon said, a slav girl
>>46107802
krokodil is a national pastime in slavland
>>46103902
Given the number of pics, I feel like OP is just a camwhore of the nonstandard variety, posting pictures of herself.
This is how I Imperial guard
>>46108735
This is how I clanner
>>46096100
This is how I paladin
>>46098313
didn't even notice it, good eyes anon
Rolled 6541 (1d10000)
>>46098371
>>46098622
>>46099334
septum rings always look stupid as hell and can make an otherwise cute girl unattractive.
>this is how I Somatic component.
>>46107802
>it seems
>>46109258
>Therefore, the victim less than he deserves
This is where your logic is flawed. You've been corrupted by evil from the start.
>>46109405
I can live with septum piercings, gauges, and even shaved heads. But those fucking eyebrows are atrocious.
>>46103902
Found her wildshape form.
>>46103637
Icing from the cake.
>>46096100
Pigeons are easy. Feed the same ones, in the same spot for a few weeks, learn not to be loud, and don't make big motions with your arms and legs, and eventually they'll be cool with you.
I'll grant druid status when you can do this with racoons & possums.
>>46097766
"It's on top of my hat again, isn't it?"
>>46109638
Raccoons are also easy, so long as you start when they're young. I had a whole family of three that would eat out of my hands the last two winters.
>>46109638
I've done it with crows before, but racoons are crafty as fuck and you'd have to be the fucking vermin whisperer to get a possum to like you.
>>46096100
YOU AND ME BABY
AINT NOTHING BUT MAMMALS
SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE
DISCOVERY CHANNEL :^)
(gettin' horny now)
>>46109492
I'm kinda curious to know how thick they get if she doesn't trim them into shape.
>>46109800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG0xRNDCnM8
>>46098274
That's not nearly terrifying enough to do anything
>>46109800
See here they look fine, if a little large, but in the other picture she was doing the super penciled in look. Which isn't good on anyone, least of all someone with naturally large eyebrows.
This is how I paladin
This is how I cleric.
This is how I Warlock.
>>46109468
So you are saying the victim deserves to have had a crime performed on them? or that they deserve nothing?
>>46109943
Funny, because this is how I warlock.
This is how I cultist in a modern setting.
This is how I Rogue
>>46104827
Tatas Under Siege. This part is easily the best.
>>46110039
This is how I Rogue.
This is how I bag of holding.
>>46110164I don't get it
>>46110163
>I'm the cook
>>46101669
Thinking of making a BBEG a Vulture Rakshasha that uses his powers to make people give him their wealth in their will.
>>46110227
It's technically /v/ material, so don't feel bad.
>>46102019
>thinking he's the one calling the shots
I bet you killed the "vampire" and saved the little girl behind him didn't you
>>46110039
So you are useless lying cunt with little to no self control?
This is how I animal companion.
NSFL/W/Blueboard or anything link. NOT posting image because.
http://fi2.eu.apcdn.com/medium/m_142537.webm
>inb4 not safe virus etc etc
>NSFW
>>46109541
oh you
This is how I necromancer
This is how I king
>>46111257
She can raise my skeleton if you know what I mean.Rattle Rattle
This is how I bard.
>>46109680
>vermin whisperer
There's my next character.
This is how I transmuter.
>>46111502
cheers
>>46110227
Rogue was one of the first popular computer RPGs. All the dungeon tiles are populated with various creatures and items, all represented through ASCII characters. Your character (the rogue) is represented by the @ symbol. Rogue is the game that all Rogue-like games are inspired by, like Moria, various MUCK games and NetHack. Also, if you call your game a roguelike but the main character isn't an @ in a dungeon of alphabet soup, /v/ gets somewhat asspained.
This is how I Lawful Evil
>>46111645
Do you know who she is?
Do you have more pictures?
>>46111796
>she
>>46103902
more like perfection but whatever
>>46111907
Not bothered.
>>46111948
>>46111502
>she
This is how I Animal Companion
>>46096100
Shit tier music taste.
Who is this woman and why is she being posted?
Did OP find her facebook open or something?
>>46111590
Holy shit I can't remember how long it's been since I had a good laugh
This is how I paladin
>>46112721
>Did OP find her facebook open or something?
I assume so.
>>46111590
Sauce & moar pirate lolis plz
>>46112888
This is how I run a modern setting
>>46108735
>look at pierre with his fucking gatling gun barrel, wtf does he think this is?
>>46109965
I think he's saying it's possible to show the criminal mercy without underselling the victim.
The image confuses justice with vengeance. Justice is about returning things to a state of order, whereas vengeance is about equal or greater retaliation. You can have justice without retaliation, and vice versa.
>>46113559
Its a fliegerfaust, a handheld anti air rocket launcher
This is how I warlock
>>46110563
Yes. But I try genuinely care for my friends despite all my flaws.
>>46110563
>useless lying cunt with little to no self control?
That's more or less the definition of Rogue
>a dishonest or unprincipled man.
>a dishonest, knavish person; scoundrel
>a tramp or vagabond.
>(of an animal) having an abnormally savage or unpredictable disposition, as a rogue elephant.
>no longer obedient, belonging, or accepted and hence not controllable or answerable;
>renegade: a rogue cop; a rogue union local.
Synonyms
>villain
>trickster
>swindler
>cheat
>mountebank
>quack
This is how I warlock
This is how I monk.
>>46103902
That nose ring though...
>>46114827
This thread is just an excuse for you to post this bitch isn't it?
>>46101669
Vulture's all like "Whoa whoa whoa, hands off the merchandise, buddy."
This is how I monk
>>46116605
By suing a shit journalism company?
This is how I paladin
>>46116941
You know it, brother
>>46116941
Gawker had it coming, Hulkster was just the one that brought it.
>>46108723
> Slashin weapons
> Skellymen
Ya done fucked up kid.
This is how i God.
>>46110173
>when the rogue decides it's time to use his army of charmed rats and a tsunami of rat corpses plop out of his bag of holding
>>46118070
Those things do have a limited supply of air, so I hope he decided fairly soon
>>46118218
No
He didn't
>>46109976
>Warlock
>not sorcerer
>filename
This is how i boss.
>>46109680
When I was younger I used to play guitar in my garage, and found a possum. I gave it cheese and lunch meat, and played it acoustic guitar. I could sit like 2 feet from it and it would chill. Never pet it, though.
I guess technically that's bardic song, so no drood points.
>>46112108
Will I ever not get a boner looking at drowsy slav girls on the internet?
>>46102310
Goddammit, every time I see this guy I think of Demetri Martin
>>46119218
nice
This how i edge/fate point
>>46102038
I've always thought she looks like Stephen Fry.
>>46120013
what do you mean it isn't Stephen Fry??
>>46120013
anon...
This is how I gnome
>>46119813
dem eyes
This is how i science.
>>46115310
And because of that, he made the best thread on /tg/.
>>46124418
Just drop it, OP. If you want to go talk to her, then just do it instead of wasting space on here.
>>46124633
Not op, and I am not in slavland.
This is how I druid
>>46111324
What is this.
>>46101669
...god damn, I know where that picture was taken. I was there at the moment.
An interesting place to find it, I must say.
>>46125028
was there a story behind that picture?
>>46125141
No idea, I was just passing by, but it was taken in a Moscow park around 2008 or so.Maybe I'm confusing it with something, but the letters on the paper are sure as fuck cyrillic and say "soccer".
>>46119005
What am I looking at here? It reminds me of the sort of thing I'd see in Atomic Robo but the art style doesn't look right for that.
>>46124633
I'm with this guy. This kind of girl posting or cam whoring belongs to places like >>>/s/16576176, /b/ or Tumblr, not on /tg/
>>46127807
B.P.R.D. The black flame 03
>>46101669
Nah, that's Mordecai
>>46128092
Your just sexist against Slavic druids.
>>46096100
Who's this fluid druid?
(see what I did there)
>>46116605
what ever happened to the Monk Vow of Celibacy?
>>46128620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT85s1B0TmI
>>46128683
pffffftttthahaha
>>46117717
is that Starman?
>>46129099
Stardust the superwizard
>>46128462
kek
>>46128314
Thank you.
This is how I bard.
>>46098274
Is that SCP 173?
Even as a loli it got me.
This is how I Paladin.
>>46131642
Isn't that that scavenger from Borderlands 2?
>>46132727
The playable one, named Krieg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZqmQT89kqUthe best mechanical fit i can find for him in D&D terms is actually 4e Barbarian
>>46125011
GIRUTI GEAA
>>46118218
>rat corpses
>corpses
>>46096100
>>46109405
That's a cigarette.
>>46119813
>The different sized ear gauges balance her different sized pupils.
>>46101683
>When you want to go to the show but you have Salah
>>46103902
Cutest girl I have ever seen in my life
Thanks, now I have to live the rest of my life unfulfilled
>>46133307
>Cutest girl I have ever seen
Go outside more.
>>46096100
This is how I Sword Sage
>>46133345
I work at a department store, I see cute girls every single day
>>46133355
And Pigeon Girl is the cutest you've ever seen?
Fuck, where do you live? Nebraska?
>>46133390
southern california
>>46133409
Christ man, you must have some seriously bad luck. Pigeon Girl is cute, but not like "ruin your life due to fulfillment" cute.
And you live in SoCal. Growing in up in San Diego I saw girls at least that cute three times a day.
Bruhv.
>>46096100
This is how I Monk / Brawler
>>46103902
cuetly high
>>46129364
Every day on the Internet I see a new fucked up thing somebody has conceived.
This one will do for today.
>>46109854
I especially find it weird when you can see the plain colouration on their skin, and there's like, no hair.
>>46134497
She's just channeling her powers
>>46137267
Who the fuck is she anyway?
>>46096100
This is how I Commando (3.5 homebrew futuristic settings version of Ranger)
This is how that ukrainian guy did wizard.
He cast fireball.
>>46109258
Mercy treats people as people.
The guilty may or may not cry for mercy
Mercy is not granted at the expense of the victim because it has no costs.
You can be a vengeful person and pretend that killing someone will bring back what you lost or that magically the threat of death will impede future transgressions.
But pls don't be silly.
>>46138495
>stream of fire emanating from caster
>fireball
Probably burning hands or one of those line fire spells that no-one remembers the name of.
>>46137660
bird-chan
>>46139189
Why post her? Did you just stumble upon her and you found a sudden urge to post her on a board dedicated to traditional gaming or...?
>>46139741
or...are a girl btw and decided to check if you can get bunch of used to be gamers hard?
>>46139905
Alright. I take it you aren't the one in the pictures?
>>46140421
no, not even OP, I'm just assuming.
Anyone talk shit about trees?
>>46137660
Apparently a Siberian girl who wont date Jews.
https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&u=http://arhivach.org/thread/157517/&prev=search
>>46137660
Also her name is kseniya
https://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&hl=en&prev=search&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=ru&u=http://arhivach.org/thread/156563/&usg=ALkJrhi7cD1EziX4oWi_x_ssgCxPRiaY-w
>>46141002
Actually according to her she is jewish https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&u=https://ask.fm/Dope_Cake&prev=search
this is her ask fm page.
This is how I paladin.
>>46141467
https://www.instagram.com/katsummi/
>>46141002
>>46141120
>>46141467
>>46141515
are you in psychosis
>>46141861
People asked.
>>46141941
Yes but are you in psychosis
>>46141955
How?
>>46141992
you are stalker
>>46132727
He's equivalent to a barbarian. He gets buffed melee, he gets bonuses to attack from being hurt, and his "tank" tree is entirely based around him being on fire.
>>46142009
It took less than ten minutes and only involved a reverse image search.
Are you people so fucking starved of ordinary human social interaction? Holy fuck. This is pathetic.
Like, how many of you are suicidal?
>>46142056
you are still stalker are you in psychosis?
>>46142056
HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dude. That is what someone writing a joke about what a stalker would say to deflect accusations of being a stalker would write.
This is how I monk.
>>46142106
Your grammar and punctuation are horrific Are you in psychosis?
>>46142106
On her askfm a person specifically mentions that he found her photos on finn 4chan and looked everywhere for her, she seemed cool with it. But if it makes you feel better I'll delete the info.
>>46142179
why do you look for this girl
>>46142179
Maybe his hands are shaking as he sobs in miserable abject pity over how fucking pathetic and creepy you are.
BTW everyone /r9k/ is that way --->
>>46142223
>>46142230
I'm not >>46142204
Just a concerned bystander worrying for the mental health of everyone involved in this strange online interaction.
>>46111502
>she
>>46109638
>and eventually they'll be cool with you.
You meancoo with you?
>>46109638
I'd be worried about diseases before doing that.
>>46118349
Nope, Malz pacted with an extra dimensional being for power.
Syndra is the sorcerer.
>>46141502
Pfft! Please.
This is how I kingdom. Are people still doing this? I just started mine.
>>46098274
But am huggable, not scary! I would take her to ice cream shop and let her run amok.
>>46101914
Some girl who posts pictures of herself on ylilauta
>>46119935
>consecutive hits with a skorpion
>shiggy diggy
Nice memes.
this is how i barbarian
>>46135284
To be fair it was drawn by a very probable schizophrenic. Get all of Fletcher Hanks works in only two volumes!
>>46111590
I feel like it should read
> Part with 100 doubloons or ye be the talk of the town, and I promise the talk will not be merry
This is how I potion of haste
>>46109680
Ive started feeding the birds around my area in hopes of attracting crows to be my friends. I do it at work too, it's kind of funny seeing the crows fly in towards the food that I put on the wall for them, but not really wanting to go all the way cause theres a fleshy monkey standing near the food.
Then the seagull just dives in without giving a shit
Alchemy at work
This is how I fire & lightning monk
>>46154835
>it's cannon that Necalli hasn't tried to eat Dhalsim because he's afraid of him
This is how i Chaotic Evil
>>46103637
hair gel
>>46110163
>tatas under siege
ALL OF MY KEKS!
This is how I mecha.
>>46154845
Dhalism is too spicy for Necalli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Zq82su694
>this entire thread
>>46155347
