Filename Thread
>>46085861
>>46085861
>>46085892
>>46085913
>not Allah Head ch'Allah
Disappointed.
>>46085861
>>46085984
Lesson of the evil
>>46085984
>not one person thought to go after him while hes reloading
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>46086070
what is the sauce tho
>>46085984
sauce?
>>46086109
Teachings of Malevolence
>>46086097
>>46086073
It's Japan, they don't understand how guns work.
>>46085861
You don't need to have one of these going 24/7. It's basically not /tg/ related. Your OP isn't even specifically /tg/.
>>46085984
just sitting on 4chan absently strokin my dick when I realize I'm jacking it to a dude killing Japanese schoolgirls
oh well
>>46086190
At least do it while listening to the song that's played
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8cpCbDDL8s
>>46085861
Why the hell would you change the car superior Far Side reference filename of "Trouble Brewing"
>>46086097
wtf is that
>>46086590
>>46086382
>>46086212
>>46086250
This is a filename thread you braindead retard.
>>46086097
.
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What the hell did I just masturbate to?
>>46086169
Where else would I go to see funny images? There's no way I'm setting foot in /b/.
>>46085861
>>46086590
>>46086382
>>46086212
>>46086250
Now how about you post some good filenames?
Maybe could use a better name.
>>46087470
A classic
It's even worse if you happen to be the only female player at the table.
>>46086538
Not
>We have some house rules we use for our group
>>46087664
IntRA
Needs a name.
>>46087692
Picture for aunts.
>>46087701
Whoops how's this
>>46087724
It feels like low hanging fruit, but...
>PC plans
>>46087775
Also works for this one.
>>46087416
I'd tell you better places but i'm afraid you'd shit up there as well. Just go to reddit or maybe give /b/ a second chance? Please anywhere but here.
>>46086212
>RangerusesHide
>TheDruidExits
>RoguesinRosebushes
>>46086250
>NerveStapling
>UnusualMonsterWeaknesses
>PleaseComeBackTheDronesNeedYou
>CalmAnimalMaterialComponent
>>46086382
>GURPS
>Shadowrun
>Rolleda20onSail
>NoTaskTheyCannotRape
>>46086590
>DMexplainsBBEGBackstory
>PoorKnowledge(History)Roll
>AroundDeer,YouMustFear
>WhyYouNeverLetTheGoblinsTellTheStory
>>46087470
>TheEfreetGrantedYourWish
>DM'sMagicalRealmBegins
There, pick a hat, put it on, and you're properly dressed.
>>46086020
That's not a question
Minmaxing custom races.
>>46086169
Kill yourself. You are not the "muh board topic guard" assburger
Needs a name.
Somewhat NSFW.
>>46088563
Whats a file name appropriate length way to say "If the DM wants you to romance the BBEG at least try to have fun with it."
>>46085984
>CR 0
He didn't even need the gun. He literally could have just gently pushed them all down the stairs with equal resistance.
>>46088666
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
>>46088563
Average Call of Cthulu campaign?
>>46088666
>>46088694
ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
>>46088776
>>46088776
Because this one is kinda similar.
>>46088813
>>46088717
FOR A WHIIIILE
>>46088813
ДУДЧДУДЧДУ Intensifies.
Needs a name, I was thinking "Magic knights" or "Multiclassing"
>>46086169
We haven't had one in a while.
>>46088912
weaboo fightan magic
>>46088912
PaladinfindsoutaboutPathofWar.webm
>>46088912
4e D&D Swordmage
>>46088912
The point of a filename joke isn't to describe what's going on in the file in an obvious and straightforwards way.
That's the equivalent of a joke like "What kind of bank do snowmen keep their money in? A snow bank."
They're already thinking of the punchline, so when you say it, there's no impact.
What makes a joke good is the process of figuring out the joke, whether it's the sudden realization as it's given to them and they are able to connect it back to the set-up, or if it's a process that takes them a few seconds to connect on their own.
That's why obvious jokes are not funny, and why jokes that take a few seconds to get have the most impact. It helps a lot of the initial direction of the file directs them elsewhere, and the filename flips the focus to something equally viable that they were not thinking about initially.
It's hard to do that with your video, but one that comes to mind is:Awarding extra EXP for describing your attacks
>>46089039
>I like my coffee how I like my dicks
>>46089042
>No no no no no!
>>46089057
Crusty, enveloped in smoke, and erupting violently out of what appears to be a teacup.
>>46086731
>>46086490
Manga about a zombie plague where the zombies are filled with maggots. Main female character does not wear pants.
>>46085984
>school shootings are literally a meme in japan
Kek
>>46086169
*ahem* "Welcome to /tg/. You don't need the other boards any more." I'm literally reading this off my wallpaper.
I'm not sure if this is a better filename, or Martial Arts(Cha), especially since Fantasycraft is kinda obscure.
>>46085892
That filename is literally the joke from the comic.
>>46088651
No filename.
>>46089208
There is. It's boobplate.
>>46085900
When I first watched that episode of Slayers, I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.
Good Times.
>>46089167
I don't think i've seen /tg/ talk about centaur's worries, while it does some pretty good worldbuilding.
>>46088813
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!
>>46089061
Okay this is actually pretty good.
>>46086073
>thinking you could be a badass hero in a crisis
Only kids who have never been in a crisis think this.
>>46086538
>>46089364
There's a difference between being a gung-ho hero who takes down the fully armed bad-guy and like 15 people all literally cowering and waiting for him to reload 2 shots at a time to kill them. Like, they didn't even try to RUN effectively.
He has two shots at a time, and you have one person try to sneak by him and just stand there looking at him, one person literally standing in the corner, one person trying to scoot down the ramp right next to him, and the rest kind of slowly backing up and hiding in a cranny right in front of him.
I mean, it's a movie, and it's obviously meant to be murderporn, but that's just so retarded on all levels.
>>46088846
What game?
>>46089404
You need to understand how the human brain functions in a crisis.
In that in general, it doesn't.
If you're in a literal life-or-death situation and you have never experienced it, you have no idea how you will act once the shit hits the fan.
Thinking you'd have the presence of mind to even TRY disarm the gunman is the same sort of gung-ho attitude that gets you killed.
When you do experience trauma, your brain shifts into the most primal fight or flight. And even then, its own mechanisms work against it to stop that from happening and you see people turned into gibbering messes, with no higher faculties functioning.
That's why military has to train you through trauma. So you know how your particular brain will be working to make you stupid and can overcome that. It rarely ever happens the first time.
>>46089405
Looks like one of the Supreme Rulers. They're... alright. Warfare requires way too much micro for my tastes.
>>46089057
Flared at the end like a horse's?
>>46085984
>Japan killing cuties
Everytime, fuck them
>>46089404
Because of what it feels like in our every-day lives, we tend to forget that thinking about how to go about doing something isn't instant; it takes time.
It just profoundly, absolutely, doesn't feel that way the vast majority of the time.
This takes longer if you're hopped up on adrenaline and can't focus or decide mentally on a course of action.
The adrenaline helps you once you've gone past that step mainly, but presumably the gunman has it too - he's just already got his game plan ready.
The other guy is also correct btw.
Especially about how people don't understand it before they've been in a real crisis themselves where they wanted to act and have to justify to themselves why they didn't, when "CERTAINLY i should have INSTANTLY figured out the best thing to do and have acted on it with no hesitation... Right?"
But that's bullshit. It's just the fundamentally deceptive nature of the human condition.
>>46089484
Man, I don't blame him.
Horse cocks are aesthetically pleasing as fuck.
>>46085984
The amount of psh nothing personel in that webm is astounding
>>46089469
Yeah, no shit crisis can lock you up, but you're clinging to that as if it is 100% the case in everything. Just because it's a level deeper of analysis than "Lolol why don't they all rush him" doesn't mean it's the end-all be-all. In fact, your own argument isn't even internally consistent.
>You won't attack the gunman. It's stupid and gung-ho to try to do things like that.
>Instead, you'll switch into fight or flight.
>Fight would be one of those options yes
>No, actually, instead you freeze up for the entire duration of the crisis.
Do people freeze up during crises? Yes. Does EVERYBODY freeze up during crises? No, of fucking course not. If we did, humanity wouldn't be alive today.
You're giving the "you freeze up in a crisis" WAY too much credence. Most people will freeze up for several seconds, then take SOME sort of action. It'd be one thing if he had several guns or an automatic, and it's unclear if it's safe to try to run or attack him, which could lead to a more permanent freezing, but he clearly shoots 2 people at a leisurely as fuck pace, taking his attention off of most of the people each shot, then takes his time to reload 2 more shots. He does this multiple times.
In fact, none of them, except maybe corner guy, freeze at all. They continuously move, several of them try to beg for their lives even after he kills each person who begs and clearly doesn't give a shit. A few try to run away as slowly as they possibly can. None of them have Fight or Flight on. None of them are frozen, either. This is just a movie where they are meant to die without putting up any sort of fight, so we can see what a badass and/or evil shit the shooter is.
>>46089480
Rape Guy, Rapen Crest was such a fun read, oh man, they even managed to make rape boring.
>>46087470
What is the source for this? I'm getting nothing on searches.
>>46086250
>Vulcan Nerve Pinch
>>46088796
>White scars centurion scouts.
>>46088686
I chuckled
>>46089618
Pretty much
>>46085861
What's so scary about Spider-Man?
>>46089823
Appearance of the Yellow Dragon
>>46089951
>Appearance of the Yellow Dragon
Thanks
>>46089951
What the fuck is a yellow dragon
>>46089964
lolis
>>46089946
>What's so scary about Spider-Man?
The spiders.
>>46089984
>>46089989
>>46089964
The slowest, easiest dragon to escape. Duh.
>>46088846
I GET IT!
>>46089994
Players receive a quest with no monetary reward
>>46089994
3abooWantsBalanceWithoutWork
>>46090182
>>46090184
>People who are completely missing the joke
Are you retarded or something
>>46086073
Ben Carson pls go and stay go
>>46085861
>>46087724
> Lawful Evil Effiency
>>46089404
In the paris attacks, 15 people hid in one of the backstage rooms when the gunmen came in. About 2 survived pretending to be dead under coats.
Not a single one stood by the door ready to brain the fuckers with a fire extinguisher or anything.
>>46090248
>black magic
>>46088675
> Rejecting DMPC advances
>>46087591
wat
>>46090275
>>46090275
>how do you turn this on
>>46090302
I fucking remember that thread.
Good times.
>>46090306
I love conversions like this.
>>46087591
What hell, the fuck.
>>46090323
Same here. I was The King on the chat sites we talked to each other on.
>>46085861
>>46089179
is there more?
more importantly is it lewd
>>46090327
True.
>>46090368
the regular knight should have the regular Warhammer banner on his head
>>46090338
>>46090282
C&C Rise of the Reds
>>46090382
You're making my day.
>>46090387
I didn't make it.
Needs a name
>>46086382
US have Mexican astronauts these days?
>>46089984
>when PCs think there's a puzzle
>>46090375
No, it's not lewd. But it's good. Look up sengoku youko, the manga.
>>46090338
>>46090282
looks to me the trucks are disguising themselves as boats. And as the devs didn't think people would use boats as a disguise on trucks, you can do pic related.
>>46087626
>Still no new translated chapters
>>46090260
Well they had better weapons than an old ass shotgun.
>>46090403
How's about you man the fuck up and come up with your own names instead of asking the thread for help every 3rd fucking post.
>>46090561
And yet not a single person tried to fight back, everyone hid.
Just like these girls. People do irrational things when faced with a life or death scenario. Most people haven't got a "fight back" instinct any more when facing modern weapons. It takes training to overcome the shock of "this thing might actually kill me".
It's the same scenario. "Will you attack an armed person when you might be able to get the jump on them, or hide?" I hope I'd be clear minded enough to try and do something probably suicidally brave if I end up in that situation, but I'd not bet on it.
>>46090589
I'm shit at naming things and
>PC defies Killer GM
isn't funny
>>46089984
This is deliciously ironic enough to leave as is.
>>46090260
>Not a single one stood by the door ready to brain the fuckers with a fire extinguisher or anything.
Admittedly, it's a very different situation when there are multiple attackers, they have automatic weapons, and you know for a fact at least one or two is wearing a bomb vest.
I wouldn't exactly be eager to be the fire extinguisher guy if I thought that he might just explode anyway even if I DID manage to overpower him.
>>46090648
How about
>Plot Armor
>>46090654
That's the fucking joke!
>>46088239
g = eta (I'm not sure why they used a capital g, the metric on spacetime is always a lowercase g),
N = 0, and the condition involving the Yang Mills Lagrangian - the bit with Tr(F^*F) - are all equations.
>>46088617
This one genuinely made me laugh.
>>46089994
"Why are there no good threads on tg"
>>46087644
nice
>>46090781
Right, but what's your point? They're all equations, but they're not to be solved or anything. The statement is that if you have all of those equation being satisfied then it implies the usual field equations. Unless the question is "Give a proof of this implication", then there isn't anything to be solved.
>>46089018>Awarding extra EXP for describing your attacks
If my DM did that I would enjoy my current campaign a lot more
>>46087591
>CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>46089087
accurate
>>46089073
I don't really get it
>>46090401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD2nAasGCAg
>>46090879
Oglaf
>>46089061
I snorted while in class and trying very hard not to laugh.
>>46089087
I am getting a raging boner just looking at this
>>46088666
What the fuck is this and what's its sauce?
>>46089976
>Druid Rolls Nat 20 bluff
>>46086250
> hold animal
>>46087644
>Black Magic
>>46091103
Kuso Manga Bukuro, or Shitty Bag Manga.
http://www.mangahere.co/manga/kuso_manga_bukuro/
It's short comics that have a rather... unique humour style.
>>46091256
>http://www.mangahere.co/manga/kuso_manga_bukuro/
Thanks, anon!
>>46091282
No problem!
>>46091367
>>46091256
This shit is so fucking horrible.I love it.
>>46091353
sauce ?
>>46091117
And yet one of the protagonists is a lot better than the other.
>>46091381
Really, I could post every chapter here.
>try_military_games_on_gaiaonline_they_said.jpg
>try_a_restaurant_cafe_game_they_said.gif
>try_a_dungeon_crawler_game_they_said.png
>actually_I_think_it's_just_my_DM's_fetish.jpg
>>46091514
>>46091498
Please do
>>46088617
it's the head of a dude peeking out of that mouth's costume?
>>46091564
that a head*
>>46086250
Is there any chance this works on larger, non-domesticated cats?
>>46091367
God of Tentacles and Swallowing confirmed for good guys.
>>46089205
I thought the meta-joke in the filename was that the image itself is also long as fuck
>>46091550
I already linked the manga >>46091256
There's only about 3 more, I'm sure you can click through them yourself, anon.
>>46091367
>Elder gods saving Humanity from a biblic-tier disaster
I'm totally ok with this, 10/10 would worship their church
>>46091613
But there's plenty of penalty, if you recognise the guy you get more suspicious each time.
>>46089039
WHAT REACTION?
>>46091514
I'm probably retarded, but this seems fairly interesting concept. He is originally inspired by that bear from WWI
