/tg/! I have been summoned!
You may each have one wish. No strings attached, genie's honor! That is a lie, actually. If you want me to grant your wish, you must speak it... in haiku!
Tell me your desires.
Only grant one wish?
And the request in haiku?
AH! Wait! I really want
Piles of money
More than I could ever spend
Safe in a Swiss bank
I only want one
The one to make me feel nice
I want a gf
Fair Genie, there is
Just one thing I desire:Sorin must not die.
>>46082144
pd3d girls
are all fucking terrible
make me animu!
Dying is boring
So grant me immortal life
Oh fairest genie
>>46082144
I like tits
You like tits.
Tits.
>>46082194
So it is written, so shall it be! You REALLY want. You are blessed with aimless, limitless, unsatisfied ambition. Never again will you succumb to laziness.
>>46082205
So it is written, so shall it be!
Unfortunately, I do not speak Swedish. I hope you can find the account information on your own!
>>46082231
So it is written, so shall it be! You will only ever have one gf. She will make you feel nice... but if you screw this up, you are alone forevermore!
>>46082250
So it is written, so shall it be! None alive who share the name Sorin will ever die.
>>46082305
So it is written, so shall it be! You are the star of your own anime. However, your life will be broadcast to your entire home country as part of this anime!
>>46082367
So it is written, so shall it be! Your name is now Sorin!
>>46082412
YOU FAKKEN MONGOLOID, SWITZERLAND AND SWEDEN ARE NOT THE SAME COUNTRY
>>46082412
>None alive who share the name Sorin will ever die.
cheeky
>Your name is now Sorin!
Very fucking cheeky.
>>46082144
I wish not money
I do not wish for power
I wish you were free
>>46082454
Fool!
>>46082386
So it is written, so shall it be! You are a bird of the Paridae variety.
>>46082436
It changes not the fact that I do not speak their runes!
>>46082454
So it is written
So it must now be made true
You shall take my place!
>>46082510
>So it is written, so shall it be! You are a bird of the Paridae variety.
>[BEMUSED CHIRPING]
>>46082510
Hark no, do not go!
Switch not places with this fool!
He is a dumb ass!
I want to change my
shape and form by my own will,
without a limit.
>>46082412
You're a class act, genie.
I want the fucking
Normies to leave the tabletop
Games completely.
I want my waifu
Oh Angelisse to be real
Also some money
>>46082602
I get the distinct
Impression that you don't know
what a haiku is....
I wish not for love
Nor for money or power
I just want donuts
>>46082412
> all of America will watch my weebnanigans
Just according to keikaku!
>>46082544
So it is written, so shall it be! You are stuck now with not one, but two Genies!
>>46082548
So it is written, so shall it be! As willed in your wish, your form is changed to be without limit. You are the universe!
>>46082602
So it is written, so shall it be! Any Normies who fuck shall now leave tabletop games completely!
>>46082622
So it is written, so shall it be! Your waifu is real, but her love is no guarantee! She has some change in her pocket.
>>46082636
So it is written, so shall it be! You receive two plain donuts.
>>46082710
But I fuck, and I'm still playing able to play table top games.
THIS GENIE'S A BIG FAT PHONY
>>46082733
If you are here with us, friend, you are no Normie.
Don't know what to wish
Actually how aboutInfinite wishes
>>46082144
Thank you great genie.
I wish for great writing skills
and an easy life.
>>46082775
Your wish is granted, you are now a genie of the dimly lit Lantern
>>46082144
Henceforth all wishes,
are granted to the next post.
This is my wish, genie.
>>46082144
To Patreon was
Released The Broken World
Grant My Wish, Genie
I lust for the Game
of Kill Six Billion Demons
My Heart's True Delight
Powerful genie
I wish for OP to stop fagging
Grant me that honor
>>46082800
You wish has now been granted, your skills of the pen have no rival but you're sex life now has no chance of revival
>>46082144
For the Emperor
And the many whom he has vexed
Please do purge Matt Ward
where are the brothers
paradox two, there should be
giant cards for kids
>>46082144
Here have this 50 page document outlying my entire wish and all parameters pertaining to it first.
As it is written
Down on this piece of paper
My true desire.
>>46082775
So it is written, so shall it be! I can now grant more than one wish per person!
>>46082800
So it is written, so shall it be! You are reduced to the age of 10, with all the creativity of a child, and adopted by a celebrity couple. You will grow up in luxury. It is a publicity stunt however, and they do not love you.
>>46082855
nope
>>46082864
So it is written, so shall it be! You are now a demon hunter! Demons in the number of six million have been unleashed on this earth.
>>46082882
okay
>>46082902
So it is written, so shall it be! Once every year, on the anniversary of this night, all laws will be revoked. Matt Ward will be killed in this, the first Purge. Will you?
>>46082972
So it is written, so shall it be! Every child in the world receives a giant, blank flashcard.
There once was a poster Anonymous,
To whom poetic forms were synonymous!
Told to write a haiku,
To wish for shampoo,
He instead tempted fate most ominous!
>>46082991
>>46082991
shampoo he shall get
though I hope he will not fret
when I he loses his prized pet
>>46082975
So it is written, so shall it be! Your true desire is now written down on this piece of paper.
>>46082991
So it is written, so shall it be! All poems you and songs you read and hear now become limericks to your senses. You receive a bottle of shampoo.
>>46083056
Hah! Joke's on you I don't have a pet... or friends... god I'm so alone.
>>46082144
Help me find someone
who shares my magical realm
soul mate, djinni, please!
>>46083157
So it is written, so shall it be! You and a random person from somewhere in the world are transported to a magical realm, where you are declared the rightful rulers. No matter who this person is, you are expected to marry them.
>>46082144
Give me what I want
The one thing that I want most
And not a curse wish
>>46082144
Why the fuck is a
Yugioh card granting peeps
wishes for them, yo?
>>46082144
La Jinn, grant my wish
A firm schedule for my group
Is all I desire
Hear me great genie!
Please grant me a simple wish!
Just a few beers thanks!
>>46083077
"Your pet" is innuendo, anon.
I humbly desire
all testes and phalluses
are gone and destroyed.
Hello genie man
You should always be happy
That is my one wish
Please make it so that
no woman shall ever face
harm nor recourse, Jinn.
This thread is great.
This one isn't new.I wish to be the l'il girl,
and age nevermore.
Can't wish for wishes?
Okay this is what I want
I want more genies
I, with this one wish
Free the genie who grants it
So long and farewell
I want a huge dick
Infinitely expanding
Make it happen now
i want my wife back
she was everything to me
i wish for her please
>>46082144
Quest threads do annoy
This is undeniable truth
I wish them away
>>46086545
>inb4 IT IS BEYOND MY POWER
Just one wish, that's all
I want the love of my life
Please no tricks or traps
>>46082144
Make me into this:
The most beautiful woman
Beauty absolute
>>46086545
Filter is already a thing m8
I want to be king
Millions will follow me
My word will be law
>>46083461
So it is written, so shall it be! You receive whatever it is you most want... but you only have one.
>>46084006
So it is written, so shall it be! The rest of your group abandons their responsibilities to ensure the game comes first. Hope their lives can work around you.
>>46084114
So it is written, so shall it be! You receive three beers.
>>46083887
Because it makes me happy.
>>46084231
So it is written, so shall it be! All men are now women.
>>46084262
Thank you, friend.
>>46084324
So it is written, so shall it be! Every woman in the world is now immune to harm, but can never receive help from others.
>>46086218
So it is written, so shall it be! You are a little girl. As you are not yet a woman, you gain none of the benefits of being one.
>>46086253
So it is written, so shall it be! You too shall be a genie.
>>46086366
So it is written, so shall it be! Your phallus shall pierce the heavens. I hope you don't get it stuck in a black hole.
>>46086418
So it is written, so shall it be! Your wife has been returned to you. Unfortunately, her situation has not improved.
>>46086289
So it is written, so shall it be! I take now my leave.
>>46082144
Im just a virgin with rage
hear me now, o wize sage
i want a hot girl my age
>>46082144
you can't stump the trump
no matter how hard you try
you must build the wall
>>46086647
Know how many quest threads dont label it as Quest? Or use quest as part of the word so it doesnt read?
The best thing to do is filter the tripcode, really
>>46082144
My wish is simple
to solve all of the world's pains
please kill all the jews
>>46082144
I want a big dick
Seven inches long, kind sir
And an inch in girth
My request is thus,
A girl with large hips and bust,
Shortstack girlfriend, please.
But one desire
a bond beyond mere mind
make my waifu real
>>46086709
>Unfortunately, her situation has not improved.
This is a little spoopy. Feel pretty bad for that poor guy.
>>46086955
>You are now dating a wide-hipped girl with a collection of Roman statuary
>>46082412
>None alive who share the name Sorin will ever die.
>>46082412
>Your name is now Sorin!
And let me guess, the Genie's name is Carlos?
>>46082144
As a wicked man
The next to ask for a wish
Instead get raisins
>>46088407
Actually I have
oatmeal now but no raisins
so can I have them?
>>46082144
Jinn honor my ass you fucking asshole-ghost i dont even know how to make a fucking haiku and how the hell do i know this isnt a shitty trap you twat how about you fuck off back in your lamp so i can bury you under a huge pile of shit?
>>46088435
Now gather your wits
My secret wish to battle
Prepare yourself hero
>>46087987
So she has both dat ass AND dat class? Better than expected.
> So it is written, so shall it be! Your wife has been returned to you. Unfortunately, her situation has not improved.
I'd take it. I really would.
I dont have a purpose anymore.
>>46082144
ATTACK YUGI'S LIFE POINTS DIRECTLY!
>>46088001
Is that Zyzz on the right?
願わくば
花の下にて
春死なん
その望月の
如月の頃
Oh! True Happiness,
With a side of eternal
love and long life please.
Wish strange as spring snow
My shameful desire revealed
Make me a sergal
The people in this thread are now aware that slightly fewer syllables than the commonly known formula should be encouraged.
If you don't believe me, you're welcome to research proper western haiku writing yourselves; there are a couple of essays about it in one of the first hits you'll get on Google.
>>46082989
>It is a publicity stunt however, and they do not love you.
So no drawbacks compared to my last upbringing.
>>46082144
One wish is worthless
Due to a limited scope
Endless wishes please!
I desire of
One thing, and one thing only
Omnipotence please
>>46082144
Genie hear my plead
But one thing I wish from you
Selflessly love me
My heart hungers for a wish.
But I don't know shit how to write in Haiku.
Please enlighten me!
to the next asking
grant for his a wish instead
a box of spiders
>>46086545
>not even a haiku
An attempt was begun
Jinns I relieve
Of half your work.
Wishing money?
Write sonnets.
Tell me genie boy
Can you fulfill my wishes
For a good sandwhich
>>46092029
Sonnet is two times four verse
then two times verses three
you are confusing you arse
your verses and feet
haven't you had difficulties
writing such short verses?
even haikus are give you more lease
Grant me this wish, Djinn
Any who can hear me speak
Will do as I say
>>46086726
so it is written, so it shall be! You now have a girlfriend but she is literally on fire.
>>46086793
That is not a request
>>46086829
so it is written, so it shall be! They are gone, but unfortunately your sole mate was Jewish.
>>46086875
so it is written, so it shall be! You now have a seven inch high private investigator, who measure one inch around
>>46086955
so it is written, so it shall be! You now have a girlfriend made out of pancakes, with large hips and bust
>>46087278
so it is written, so it shall be! Your waifu is now real but fails to understand social norms and customs of this world, cause her and you to become outcasts.
>>46088407
so it is written, so it shall be! You asked for a wish indirectly, so I will give you raisins
>>46088435
so it is written, so it shall be! You now have raisins too, except there is a dead spider mixed up among them.
>>46088558
so it is written, so it shall be! You now are facing all the heroes of the last novel you read, and you are the BBEG.
>>46088962
so it is written, so it shall be! You are now enlightened and happy and in love, unfortunate your girlfriend will die before you, and you will be alone and miserable in the last years of your life.
>>46088980
so it is written, so it shall be! You are now a sergal, but unfortunately you are still on Earth where everyone think you are a freak.
>>46089065
so it is written, so it shall be! You now have endless wishes, but unfortunately you are so busy wishing, you no longer have time for friends and family.
>>46089866
so it is written, so it shall be! I now love you but I am not human but a cloud of smoke, so our love will never be consummated
>>46090626
so it is written, so it shall be! You are now made of pure light, and have the haiku skills of a monk, but unfortunately since you are made of pure light, you can no longer hold a pen.
>>46091907
so it is written, so it shall be! You indirectly asked for a wish so you get spiders
>>46092074
so it is written, so it shall be! You now have a lawful good witch made of sand.
>>46092854
so it is written, so it shall be! You now can control anyone who can hear you. Unfortunately you are in a plane where everyone else is deaf now.
>>46094392
>>46094392
Hey, fuck you, Genie
I awaited patiently
Yet my wish was skipped
>>46082144
Time spent underground
Makes me wish to master that
Determination
tell you what i want
what i really really want
spice girls forever
Oh wise genie please
Grant this wish by not granting
this wish, thanks so much!
>>46094392
Oh mighty geenie,
I do wish for more wishes
if not, more geenies
Receiving fine grades
Is what's important to me
And real talent too
I use my wish for
The absence of twisted words
And in this, our peace
>>46094462
sorry the genie is not perfect, but so it is written, so it shall be! You are now God and have to answer the prayers of every believer, no matter how idiotic
>>46094656
so it is written, so it shall be! You are 100% dedicated to mastering determination. Say good bye to any friends and family you might have had, as they will abandon you.
>>46094844
so it is written, so it shall be! You must now confess your wishes to everyone, while an army consisting of undead spice girls, who cannot die, or be killed roam the earth, singing and devouring.
>>46094920
so it is written, so it shall be! You get nothing
>>46094969
so it is written, so it shall be! You are now a genie
>>46095118
so it is written, so it shall be! You now possess all grades of road pavement between 9 and 12%
>>46095147
so it is written, so it shall be! Every human must now speak the truth on this board.
>>46094392
>pancake girlfriend
>with big tits and ass
It...it's beautiful...
>>46095320
>>46089185
AHHHHHH
>>46082412
>So it is written, so shall it be! None alive who share the name Sorin will ever die.
>Your name is now Sorin!
Hey there great genie
I have lost parts of value
I wish for new sides
>>46082686
(Translator's note: keikaku means plan)
>>46095320
>so it is written, so it shall be! You are 100% dedicated to mastering determination. Say good bye to any friends and family you might have had, as they will abandon you.
If I become determined enough, I'll be ripping up the laws of time, so... No complaints here.
>>46094470
>>46094462
>>46095406
Please do not scream at the Genie I did fufil your wish to be a God, I just linked to the wrong post even an omnipotent Jean Genie cannot be 100% perfect.
>>46095378
I am glad you are satisfied.
>>46095424
so it is written, so it shall be! you now have sides made of iron. Unfortunately iron is non compatible with flesh so you are now dead.
>>46095466
the genie wishes you good luck
>>46086575
so it is written, so it shall be! you now have the love of your life, but she does not love you back.
>>46086632
so it is written, so it shall be! you are now a 2 dimensional princess.
>>46086701
so it is written, so it shall be! Unfortunately you are king of the mentally challenged.
so it is written, so it shall be!
>>46095836
>so it is written, so it shall be! you now have sides made of iron. Unfortunately iron is non compatible with flesh so you are now dead.
Ha, joke's on you I wanted to die anyway.
>>46082144
Big Booty Bitches!
We want Big Booty Bitches!
No Skinny Bitches!
>>46096486
This brother speaks true
we /tee-gee/ brothers do like
Bitches with big bums
>>46095836
Oh great Genie
This thread brings me joy
Please archive it
>>46096486
>>46096804
so it is written, so it shall be! Every girl who falls for you from now on will be an overweight female dog with a larger posterior.
>>46099589
so it is written, so it shall be! It will be archived but you can no longer comment
Hey faggot there
Writer I want to be now
And read good book oh
thousand choices
which of them will be mine
any wish will do
>>46099904
so it is written, so it shall be! You will now write and read exclusively bibles.
>>46100039
so it is written, so it shall be I shall make your wish for you, and wish that you were another genie
I wish that there were
Three shapeshifting wenches
Serving me right now
>>46100342
>Not servicing
Oh, anon, you pitiable fool.
>>46100779
That would have made the line too lomg. 5-7-5
>>46082144
Time frozen moves on
Tragic heroine released
She finds happiness
The gears tick clockwise
everything made of black ice
wrench open the gate
>>46100342
so it is written, so it shall be! you now have three male shapeshifting wenches eager to be commanded by you
>>46100993
so it is written, so it shall be! said tragic heroine finds happiness but it is only temporary
>>46101441
so it is written, so it shall be! the gate can now only be open by wrenches made of black ice
To Control Biomass
In way akin to Mercer
No the Disease though
>>46082144
The skill to create
The grand drive to innovate
The knowledge of all
Must I write haiku?
the one desire of my heart
is this : muh waifu
I don't ask for much
but even so what I need
Is about tree-fiddy
>>46082144
No borders of state
Or barriers requiring
Permission hold me
>>46082144
My greatest wish is
That our wishes be granted
Without the haiku.
>>46102215
Praise this anon
>>46082205
>>46082412
Don't worry anon, I can help you with your Swedish problem, if you help me with my economical problem.
>>46082144
Oh Genie Poster
Please give on to me my wish
Give me a best friend
I don't always drink
But make sure when I do
I drink Dos Equis
>>46103810
>>46082144
Hoes are over rated
Dicks keep me unsated
So let me fuck you
>>46101652
so it is written, so it shall be! you now control the world's biomass energy supply but you have to collect it yourself
>>46101788
so it is written, so it shall be! The skills will make you a perfectionist, the grand drive to innovate will isolate you, and the knowledge of all will drive you mad
>>46101844
so it is written, so it shall be! Your waifu is here, but she is still 2 dimensional
>>46102023
so it is written, so it shall be! you now have a oak tree and a fiddle
>>46102124
so it is written, so it shall be! You now are an illegal immigrant
>>46102215
so it is written, so it shall be! They now have to be in Shakespearean iambic pentameter
>>46103653
so it is written, so it shall be! Yu now have a dog to look after
>>46103810
so it is written, so it shall be! You now have way more beer to drink then any one man could handle, enjoy alcohol poisoning
>>46104494
so it is written, so it shall be! Enjoy being my toy and being tied up the rest of the time
>>46104864
>so it is written, so it shall be! Yu now have a dog to look after
Thank you oh great Genie
Oh, Genie of the lamp!
I desire one thing
I wish to find adventure
Grant me this sole wish
>>46082144
Give me real good skills
At all that can be done
Don't fuck my shit up
If I give my wish in limerick form
and thusly break from the haiku norm
will my wish be grant despite my refusal to conform?
Please send many sexually consenting women to my dorm.
>>46104937
that is not such a boon, it will die long before you do
>>46105816
so it is written, so it shall be! you are now trapped in the last tabletop game you played.
>>46105864
so it is written, so it shall be! You are now jack of all trades, master of none
>>46106031
so it is written, so it shall be! Enjoy your death by snu snu
>>46082144
It is not much
But please, turn me in-to
The little girl
suck my dick you bum
suck suck suck suck suck suck suck
also the balls, too
none of you know how to do a haiku. You have to include a seasonal word, or it doesn't count. It's also supposed to feature juxtaposition of some kind, either of imagery of concepts.
Which makes it all rather hard to tie into a selfish wish for an overly-literal genie. With that said, here's my attempt:
fireflies circle round
golden, but they are worthless
wealth is what I need
>>46082144
I beg of you sir
Free me from the wild ride
I want to get off!
>>46094392
>you become outcasts
>become
>implying
>>46082144
immortality
live forever never age
life immortal please
>>46082888
Sounds great!
>>46082989
Fuck you!
I simply wish for
The enforcement of a truth
Waifus are shit
>>46086632
I wasn't expecting this to be something I wanted.
DJINN, I beseech thee!
I wish to fuck this Anon.
Make her human please.
A wish for me now?
What could I possibly get?
A larger penis
>>46082144
I know what I want
the power to grant myself
infinite wishes!
>>46082144
The worlds of fiction
I wish I could visit them
Whenever I want
Without strings for true
I must ask you for a wish
That's not a haiku
>>46086709
>in a world of only girls, the immortal and unchangeable Women rule
>Each woman is out for herself, locked in perfect synchronous struggle with every other woman in unbreakable tandem
>and the girls fight and die, hurt and are hurt, and awaken to becoming gods of One as they try to age long enough to weave themselves into the tapestry above them
>Womanhood, a young adult novel
>>46082144
I want you to make me
The world's best, most magical,
prettiest princess
>>46106658
so it is written, so it shall be! you are now a 1 year old baby but completely unable to care for yourself
>>46106838
that is not a request.
>>46107538
so it is written, so it shall be! you now are rich but all your money is in Grecian drachma, a worthless devalued currency.
>>46107798
so it is written, so it shall be! You now are free from earth's pull and are floating in space. Unfortunately since you have no oxygen, you die.
>>46109902
so it is written, so it shall be! you are immortal but your family and loved ones aren't they will all die before you
>>46110135
so it is written, so it shall be! Everyone's waifus are now literally turned into poop
>>46110716
so it is written, so it shall be! She is now human but not alive
>>46111041
so it is written, so it shall be! You now have the world's largest penis, but unfortunately, it is the size of the empire state building.
>>46115218
>She is now human but not alive
I can work with that. Thank you Genie.
Genie, you suck balls
I wish for your suicide
Lots of blood and guts
Oi, you genie git
I wanna be an ork now
a warboss wif boyz!
next phrase it is dumb
It's snowing on Mt Fuji
cease it's existence
Wish threads are always fun.
I ask for friends, sir,
And a grand, bizarre journey
to embark upon.
