/tg/, take Excalibur. Find a pool of calm water. Throw the sword into it. Obey me, /tg/! Do it, and return. One day, a King will come, and the Sword will rise... again.
>>46062158
>Obey me, /tg/!
>>46062158
>Magically attach sword to fishing line
I wanna bang puddle lady god dammit.
>>46062158
I'm sorry, my liege... I could not do what you ask of me. The stats on this sword are seriously dope... I feel the GM will not give the round table its equal again if I do.
>>46062158
>implying Excalibur belongs to Arthur
He has Marmyadose, its better. Gawain owns Excalibur now.
>>46062158
Alright, I'll do it. Lucky for you I sunk points into Polearms and not Swords.
>>46063836
>not obeying your lord and liege
>>46062158
I don't think some girl laying in a pond is a very good basis for a system of government.
>>46066810
Don't you have some turnips to tend to?
>>46067148
Are you oppressing me?
I think you are!
HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED!
>>46062158
Sure, whatever. It's a piece of shit gun anyways.
>>46064778
WHAT PART OF A KING WILL COME AND THE SWORD WILL RISE AGAIN DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?
>>46067343
Yeah, all right.
>leaves
>returns several hours later
Look, I know what you said... just her me out now. CUTS. STEEL. It's fully in the NAME, man! And you just want me to give it back to the watery tart? You're sure this is all going to work out?
>>46062158
Uh, I found a pool but it wasn't calm but I threw it in because my legs were tired and now the lake is flooding its banks with the blood of the innocents.
was that supposed to happen?
>>46067435
Dammit Gary, we already allowed you play your last pc's son since you just HAD to seduce the queen, just throw the damn thing already
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>>46062158
Sorry M'Lord, I can't obey a "king" who loses the sword that entitles him to a kingdom, needs a lake lady magic McWatchamacallit to retrieve it for him and then still gets BTFO by the saxons. I'd rather worship a worthy monarch
>No magical sword
>No destiny bullshit, just talent
>No "muh knights-errants", actively does shit himself
>No wife fuckers, only loyal-ass niggers like mah man Roland
>Doesn't get cuckolded, nobody would dare get near his wife in fear over inadequacies compared to his masssive dick
>Effectively created Europe
>Destroyed the Saxons forever
>"My good died on a cross, yours has a hammer?" Where's your world tree now, faggots?
>>46069178
>French King
>Arthur was English King
>We're not typing in fucking French, are we?
>>46069313
>Arthur was an English king
>>46065010
That's complete horseshit and you know it.
>>46069313
>We're not typing in fucking French, are we?
Unlike your most celebrated king, who never spoke English (or Saxon, rather) and was willing to sell London if he could've found a buyer.
>>46062158
Alright.
It's just laying in that puddle now.
>>46069178
French kings are based even in fiction
i would but ur a pratt Arthur
can i have a day off now kthxbye
Sounds good.
>>46062158
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! I won't perpetuate the system, I won't!
