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Magic: the Gathering Wednesday Flavor General - Awkward Jace Edition
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Starter Topic: This week's story, "Unwelcome" by Kelly Digges

http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/unwelcome-2016-03-16

So Liliana is afraid of Sorin. Huh.
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>>46053996
>He's not going to help you, and you can't clever your way out of being killed by a millennia-old vampire.
>killed by a millennia-old vampire.
>millenia-old vampire.
Thank you, Lili. You're now ok in my book.
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>That horrible dialogue
Digges just can't write two characters having a conversation at all, can he?
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>>46053996
Oh, look. A story about Jace and Liliana talking. How exciting.
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I was told in another thread that this was a better place to ask my questions...

1.) have any of you looked at this Magic the Gathering RPG before? (it's an old /tg/ homebrew I got reminded of recently)
>the game itself
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Magic:_the_Gathering_RPG
>an old .pdf download (still works)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/h2fjsshsz4zsncd/MTGRPGUNFINISHEDV02.pdf

2.) what do you think of it?
3.) would it take a huge amount of setting knowledge to run this?
4.) what would you add to this to bring it up to snuff?

it's supposed to work very similarly to actually playing M;tG

I ask these things because while I myself do not play the card game(any more, and I was a garbage level player barely passable with a cheap token-spam deck), I do happen to have a shoebox sized container of the cards from various sets that I've acquired secondhand over the years and would like to see if using them for this might be interesting.

>additional questions I figure you guys can answer better than the other threads.
5.) I've been told some interesting things about the setting(s) of this game, is there a reccomended fiction reading list?
6.) anyone got a short-bus level setting primer?
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I liked the story.
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>>46054399
Hm, so THAT'S why this thread's dead
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Olivia seems to have a fear of having her neck seen for a vampire. That or an Azorius planeswalker showed up some time on Innistrad and the vampires decided to appropriate their fashion.
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>>46053996
>Jace goes to Innistrad. Gets fucked by werewolves.
>Jace goes to see Lili. Gets fucked by zombies.
>Lili verbally abuses Jace. Teases his cock.
>Lili is afraid of Sorin.
>Jace is sleeping over for the night, then going to Markov manor.
>Jace is a cuck.
Summed up the story for you.
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>>46053996
>the part where lili whispers into his ear
>jace doesn't want to get pounded by her
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>>46054605
Did you miss the part where he stifled his boner urges?
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>>46054558
Well, as a rule vampire's have to really work at the bite area and leave ugly scars to convert someone into a vampire. Maybe she's the reason why they don't go for exposed areas like the neck anymore.
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>>46054605
>"Don't flatter yourself, you're getting the recently refurbished guest dungeon."
He wasn't getting any anyway
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>>46054635
>stifling his boner around lili
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finally a liliana story, i loved it
also
>We even took an oath, to...to keep doing this. Keep going after interplanar threats."
>"Lovely," said Liliana. "Very heroic. And now...what? You're here to ask me to join your little club?"

cue to liliana haters and anons getting triggered because muh jace husbando
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Is Jace the weakest planeswalker?
Like.... all he does is mind-trickery. Is he even good at any other form of magic?
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>>46053996
So are we getting a reprint of phantasmal bear?
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I see the reason why Sorin just up and left after DKA. Liliana isn't even a blip on his radar
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>>46054820
>Is he even good at any other form of magic?

yes, he appears in every poster and promotional material for mtg, also kids love him
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>>46054786
Maybe because she has a nasty habit of killing all of his friends?
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>>46054816
What, are you kidding? All the Liliana haters are going to love the fact that she already refused to join the Gatewatch. It's a sigh of relief, not a trigger.
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>>46054816
lili talking shit jace made this mediocre story worth it
>b-b-but muh mindwipe magic
>zombies don't give a shit, dummy
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>>46054820
He was a prodigy at one point, then had a lot of it erased from his mind. there's probably a lot of cool stuff he can do that he forgot about.
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I'm begining to think that Lili is going to follow Jace and save his ass, but he won't notice it.
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>>46054917
But even in his origin story he was still just a mind mage; telepathy and illusions.
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>>46054897
Oath of Sorin incoming
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>>46054820
Well, like anything, it all depends on the context. Jace's main powers suck against brain-dead zombies who can't use senses. But against someone like Gideon, despite the physical disadvantage, he could a least subdue him. However, even with an advantage, he can be out tricked, as we saw in his fight with Chandra.
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>>46054992
Doubtful, given that we have art of Tamiyo and Jace, but none of Liliana and Jace.
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Is this the first time we heard about Sorin and Liliana meeting?
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>>46055050
In this story he struggled to open a lock with telekinesis.
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>>46055103
Because that isn't a muscle he exercises. Meanwhile, he can also mind crush an entire room at any given moment.
Hell, he got his job because he managed to make the nine guild champions, and THE crazy rakdos bitch, all stand down and stop fighting.
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>>46055103
yeah, but locks can be stupid complicated...

especially ward+tumbler tensionless locks...
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Nahiri is going to feel really silly when she finds out Sorin doesn't even live at Markov Manor anymore.
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>>46055103
Because he's not great in that style magic. You're point?
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>>46055149
I'm pretty sure Innistrad locks would be strong to keep out Werewolves and zombies and mad villagers
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>>46055139
>The nine guild champions,and THE MURDERER RAL ZAREK, all stand down and stop fighting
fixed that for you
#weirdlivesmatter
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>>46055162
>"Hey Nahiri, good news! Because I saved the family from you and unmade Avacyn, they welcomed me back home as the prodigal son."
>"Also, the vampires have decided to protect/farm the humans themselves and have adopted a whiter mindset."
>"Also, meet my new friend Jace. I'm going to hold you down now and and you're going to forget Innistrad ever existed. Thanks for making my never-ending life a hundred times better than I could myself."
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>>46055051
Wut
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>>46055234
>The seven guild champions, the crazy rakdos murder bitch, Zarek the Weird killer, and whatever the golgari found in the sewers last week.
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>>46055234
>#weirdlivesmatter
No they don't. What are you some sort of green mage?
They're just elementals and shoddy ones at that.
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>>46055270
>Well, what is it?
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>>46055270
"So we fuckin' or what?"
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>>46055270
Thanks DCI-guy for the spolier.
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Sigarda's replacing Avacyn as the new sailor moon right?
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>>46055395
I hope yes.
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>>46055395
Do the other angels know that Avacyn was manufactured by Sorin?

I mean, how is it not strange that this angel comes out of nowhere and becomes the leader of all angels asap?
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>>46055270
>What the fuck, woman?
>Disdain for plebs.jpg
>Braaaaains.
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>>46055430

They are aware that Avacyn's not like them, but they don't know where she came from.

Gisela became her friend while Sigarda believed in her but kept her distance, which appears to have let Sigarda avoid whatever's been possessing the other flights.
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I quite enjoyed this UR. Jace/Lili is heresy, but the character interaction was fun.
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>>46055395
No.
At least I don't think Sorin has the ability to do that now.
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>>46055270
Sorry, I meant "card art." That's a story piece, compared to their presence on Anguished Unmaking.
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>>46055234
>lives
Demonstrate that Melek was "alive" and not a construct.
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>>46055430
Aren't all angels manufactured somehow?
I mean there are no male angels (except for on Dominaria).
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Claim your waifu
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Prepare yourself anons. A new wave of furries is coming.
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>>46055590
TAMIYOOOO
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>>46055590
Nahiri is a great waifu so long as you don't break up with her.
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>>46055488
Can't Sigarda just say she's the new guardian and ask for worship?
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>>46055658
>Picking hobo-walker
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>>46055590
Freyalise.

Big elf bossu is mine.
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>>46055590
Nahiri
>i love bad bitches
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>>46055685
she's only half elf
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>>46055710
you're only half fag
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>>46055590
Tamiyo is the best waifu.
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>>46055720
thanks?
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>>46055590
I want to domme lili
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>>46055736
Good taste anon.

She was the first walker I ever pulled from a pack. Mai waifu.
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>Vampire
>Werewolf
What should the next walker from Innistrad be?
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>>46055590
Elspeth.
>Hot
>Loyal
>Wants to be a submissive housewife
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>>46055822
>Ghost?
>Human?
They already have a devil and I´m sure that demons can´t have sparks...
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>>46055736
That is an unreasonably sexy Tamiyo.
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>>46055859
Ob Nixilis has the demon spot covered well enough anyway.
Oh, a zombie-walker in the form of a lich would be cool.
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>>46055859
>and I´m sure that demons can´t have sparks...
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>>46055859
Oh yeah I forgot about Tybalt.
He's kind of a sad case, aren't devils like the imps of demon kind? That's sad.
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>>46055887
And this is a unreasonably kawaii Tamiyo.
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>Liliana settled back in her chair. Her expression hardened, and her eyes began to glow purple.
>"What—"
>Her zombie servants lurched forward. Jace's heart pounded.
>"Lili, what are you doing?"
>The zombies kept coming.
>"Making a point," she said.
I was waiting for this to turn into Liliana raping Jace while the zombies hold him down
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>>46055270
Didn't realize we were getting a Beseech the Queen reprint.
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>>46055939
In Innistrad, Devils are to Red what Demons are to Black. They fuck shit up and cause chaos and destruction but aren't too great at long term planning or well...anything else.
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>>46055904
And the spark would be put in some sort of philactery or does the zombie retain the spark from when it was alive and ignites upon becoming undead? Either way, sounds awesome.

>>46055910
>Was human before becoming a demon. I think it was the chain veils fault.
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>>46055904
We already have a Planeswalker who controls zombies, and Elspeth might not stay dead
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>>46055822
No new walkers from Innistrad, is the answer. They're supposed to be rare, and we already have three natives. Same number as we have from Ravnica, Zendikar, and Tarkir. Dominaria has three post-mending as well, if you count Karn. Bolas technically isn't native to Dominaria, but I wouldn't be surprised to see that retconned. If so, that would push Dominaria to four--or three, if you don't count Karn. Xantcha wasn't native to Dominaria, so it's a bit of a toss-up.

Alara, Theros, and Fiora each have two currently-active native walkers. Mirrodin and Kamigawa each have one.
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>Jace starts looking around the villages of innistrad
>Gets assistance from the local children shouting "it's a clue, it's a clue."
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>>46055970
I don't think Innistrad has hybrid mana
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>>46056003
Elspeth's coming back as an angel, not a zombie.
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>>46056013
What about the snowflakes
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>>46056013
>Mirrodin has one
Mirrodin has up to three depending on how you look at things.
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>>46056003
Elspeth isn't coming back a zombie or a lich unless they're making her hero's journey a tragedy about her fall which would be hilarious but beside the point.

Additionally, a zombie/lich planeswalker wouldn't necessarily control zombies and liches. We do know black needs a "Swamp matters" planeswalkers after that one time they fucked up and gave Liliana a swmp matters theme. So a black planeswalker that focuses on that and mana would be good.
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>>46055977
It's more accurate to say that Devils are the Goblins of Innistrad. Except since pretty much everything on the plane is put through a Black filter, they're focused on causing wanton destruction and mayhem above anything else.
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>>46056013
But then where are we going to get new walkers from?
Or do you want to stick with Jace and the Gatewatch forever?
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>>46056079

A black walker who wasn't originally an oldwalker would probably be good, too, right now the closest we've got is Vraska.
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>>46056107
We still have no walkers from Lorwynn/Shadowmoor, and it's always possible to dip into Planechase planes for the randos that pop up from time to time.
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>>46055943
That is an anime. This is a cute Tamiyo
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>>46056125
Honestly all the Ravnica walkers are such a disappointment.
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>>46056164
>>46055887
I want to lay next to her in bed reading until she dozes off, then slide a bookmark into her tome and set it down on the nightstand and cuddle her.
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I really, really like that Liliana swears by the Nine Hells in this UR.
For those of you not in the know the Nine Hells is an ancient Dominarian saying that refers to OG Phyrexia. It makes perfect sense for Lili to say, I'm just surprised that the writer remembered it.
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>>46056202
I was wondering about that. Colloquialisms like that are one of my favorite aspects of creative worldbuilding.
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>>46055590
>Nicol Bolas
>Koth
>Karn
>Tamiyo
>Tibalt
>Vraska
>Domri
>Ral Zarek
>Ashiok
>Dack
>Ugin
>Narset

Not including deadwalkers, commanderwalkers or in-this-setwalkers, which of these one-time walkers do you expect is the least likely to ever see another card and which do you expect to be the most likely to see another card?

Hard Mode: No Tamiyo, considering we know that she is present in the block's lore.
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>>46056264
>Least likely
Koth
Tibalt
Domri
Vraska

>Most likely
BOLAS
Ashiok
Ral
Dack
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>>46056264
I sincerely doubt Tibalt is seeing the light of day ever again.
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>>46056264
Vraska or Domri.

Vraska's character is all over the place and they've managed to retcon her everytime she appears.

Domri is a child who appears to just want to see cool shit which makes him incompatible with the 'epic' storylines Wizards are pushing.
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>>46056264

>Most Likely
Toss-up between Bolas and Ashiok. Bolas is their big bad, so he's definitely getting another card, and Ashiok is Jace's evil counterpart and fairly popular, so it's definitely getting another go.

>Least Likely
Domri and Vraska, likely, given their lukewarm reception and limited plot importance.
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>>46056164
>tamiyo
>cute
nah
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>>46053996
>jace casts two spells
>all of the werewolves turn back into naked and more than a little embarrassed humans.
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>>46056050
>Koth
None of the other planeswalkers are native to Mirrodin.
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>tfw sigarda has to fight her own sisters to the death because avacyn most likely irrevocably mindraped them
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>next is shadow over return to battle for scars of new phyrexia
>yfw wizards never makes a new plane again, and keeps us on a constant rotation of return blocks
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>>46055590
I'm gay for jace, his new coat is pimpin.
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>>46056438
I could live with it.
It's better than when all the sets were on Dominaria and the Alara to Tarkir planes with a random Origins plane thrown in + Shandalaar would be a nice little pool of planes.
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>>46056395
I don't think turning back a werewolf to its human form is in Jace's spheres
I don't even think it is in Blue's spheres
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>>46056441
I like it a lot when they give pws new costumes themed after the plane they're on. Though they've only really done this with Jace and Garruk on Innistrad and I wish they'd do it more.
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>>46056497
It only works for planes with an actual identity tho.
Kind of the reason why everyone kept their vanilla for Zendikar.
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>>46056436

I really hope not. Zendikar got its glurgy "nobody important was hurt" ending, the least they could do would be to let most of the characters from the plane I LIKE survive.

One flight of angels can't do the job of three, and humanity is still irrevocably fucked without them.
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>>46056492
He's making a joke about the mechanics. Werewolves flip back when two or more spells are cast.

>>46055590
I want to make a little Tamiyo with Tamiyo.
Unfortunately, I'm probably a little too Mardu-colored for her.
She'd probably want to talk her research and while I probably would listen I don't think I'd be any help. Unless it's turning research into profit and funding.
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>>46056438
>having non pw characters appear multiples times and get character development is a bad thing
>planes developing more than a few sets a few years is a bad thing
why?
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>>46056539
If they had kept any of Zendikar's identity, they could have done it. They could have been strapped up with survival gear and kitted out like roguish D&D adventurers.
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>>46056567
>Spoiler
Oh right
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>>46055028
Don't say that, anon.
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>>46056603
With artworks by Wayne Reynolds, yes please.
Battle for Zendikar retcon when?
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>>46055028
>Sorin
>Others planeswalkers matters
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>>46056567
Shut up Musa, you're a vampire now.
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>>46056683
When did that happen?
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>>46055252
Best end but not the one we'll get.
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>>46056740
When the art for Count Blackula Markov was leaked.
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>>46056760
>>46056740
>>46056683
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>>46056683
>Musa has even been hanging out on Innistrad in his bio.
>Porbably needed a blood transfusion or something after Talo broke up with him.

That card is perfect and I needed an Innistrad-esque Blacula artwork anyway. Can someone get the picture for >>46056740 please. I need to laugh at it again anyway.
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>>46056777
>she finally did it
>she stabbed him in his magical kidney
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I love that this is getting people to talk about some of the Flakes, namely the ones who've had some interaction with Innstrad.
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>>46056555
>One flight of angels can't do the job of three, and humanity is still irrevocably fucked without them.
losing the leader of a flight won't screw over the whole flight right? I dunno, i think it'd be interesting to see how a G/W character handles something like this, or how an angel would
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>>46056603
I don't see how that would have been a plus.
Chandra just showed up there, Jace isn't strong enough. Kiora is a merfolk, most of them are pretty bare when it comes to gear. Same with the elves.
Gideon was at least in full armor.
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>>46056938
Of the planeswalkers there:
Chandra showed up near the end and threw some fire around, and thus didn't have time to change, plus she wears medium armor and goodstuff anyway
Nissa is an elf with power over her huge tracts of land and Zendikar's leylines and thus she was actually overdressed for the situation
Jace was wearing everything he needs to study in a library or whatever
Gideon was wearing heavy armor for some reason, even though he could fight naked like a Greek and be just as invulnerable.
They seemed fine to me.
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>>46057003
Well yeah that is what I as saying.
They were perfectly dressed for the occasion and didn't need to re-dress to fit Zendikar.
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>>46057003
>>46057064
>Implying Nissa should have been naked to do her job better
I can dig that
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Did Olivia get knighted for not going bonkers? Will Mardu knights actually be a thing?
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If the 'insider' was right, the next block will be set in an Egyptian-themed plane.

What familiar planeswalkers would you expect us to meet there and what would you expect them to wear?
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>>46057138
>Ajani
>Ashiok
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>>46056773
Black people will never not look funny in armor.
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>>46057138
chandre a lewd slave girl outfit
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>>46056824
>She stabbed him in his enchanted kidney and left
>Without his wards, the village fell to the angels
>As he lay bleeding he enslaves a nearby vampire and makes her turn him so he can drain her dry and escape
>Musa is now a superfast, superstrong, longlived vampire
Between that and >>46055252 Innistrad just does not go right for the girls when they decide to break up with people.

>>46057064
Oh I know, just agreeing.

>>46057108
Well, how was she supposed to bond with the land and dirt if she was covered up and thus not feeling the tickle of the blades of grass on the velvet skin of her bare elven back as she lay in a field, pushed down by the weight of her joragan prides?

>>46057121
>Knights are mostly Mardu, Vampires can't decide if they're Rakdos or Orzhov, so choose both, Samurai are Mardu
Return to Kamigawa confirmed with Mardu knights taking over the place like it's time for the Shogunate!
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>>46057108
how big are nissa's joragas?
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>>46057175
Chandra's currently gone all Oracle on us and is incapable of walking. Apparently channeling enough mana to destroy two titans made a cripple out of her.
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>>46057138
I'd hope to see some of the one note walkers.
Like how Tamiyo is on Innistrad but probably won't get a card.
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Do vampires need to poop and pee? What about angels?
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>>46057231
>Do vampires need to poop and pee? What about angels?
Vampires yes
Angels no
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>>46057231

Sorin's narration on Tarkir suggests most basic bodily functions aren't things he has to do anymore, so I'd guess no.

Angels are pure white mana that superficially resemble human women with wings, so they definitely don't.

Angels probably about as anatomically correct as dolls, now that I think about it. Right shape, but the specifics aren't there because they aren't necessary.
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>>46057225
Wait a second - SHE CAN`T WALK ANYMORE?

Seriously? Is it long term or temporary?
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>>46057218
There actually quite small when she isn't using them to store Green Mana, when full to capacity the tend to leak a bit, making it look like she has two streams of glowing liquefied spinach coming from her nipples.
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>>46057225
>Chandra's currently gone all Oracle on us and is incapable of walking.
Is that really an issue for her though? just get nissa to push her around in a wheelchair, it's not like she's good for anything else
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>>46057295

Temporary, I'd imagine. She's on the avengers now, and I don't think she's their wheelchair diversity hire. She just fucked her legs up for a bit when she tried to cast fireball for ALL THE MANA ON ZENDIKAR.
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>>46057218
Elf-waifu's joragas are pretty substantial. They are where she stores her green mana after all.
Heck, check out their size from when she was an almost legal elf.
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>>46057294
>Angels probably about as anatomically correct as dolls
so the lewdest thing you can do with an angel is hold hands?
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>>46057330
And they've been just as noteworthy since then. This is her during her edgy "/elfpol/ was right phase" when she turned legal.
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>>46057295
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/zendikar-resurgent-2016-02-24

>He pointedly didn't look down at her. "How're the legs?"

>"Enh," she grunted. Chandra's hands went involuntarily to her knees. She could feel the sensation in her legs, but just barely, like she only had partial ownership of them. She tapped her feet on the ground to prove they could wiggle. "Feeling's returning. Healers said it was something about the spell, the big one—I used reserves I shouldn't've. Said I'd be fine in a couple of days. But I'm thinking hours. Try to stop me dancing."

Might be temporary, might be long-term if she's the token cripple.
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Do people have sex in the multiverse?
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>>46057294
Explain this then
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>>46057325
>all the mana on Zendikar
The place looks like a more humid Dominaria now?
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>>46057325
>>46057371
Oh, wait. You meant wheelchair? Well, she probably be healed from that down the line.

I just suddenly thought she lost her spark. My mistake.
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>>46057358

Precisely.

You are now imagining an angel holding hands with a mortal as they greet the dawn after surviving a terrible night. The angel knows the significance of the gesture is lost on the mortal, but doesn't speak up and ruin the moment.

>>46057379

Huh, fair point.

Unless that's just a LOT of white mana that went into that angel.
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>>46057384
Nah, all the mana the eldrazi had already eaten and were made out of is mostly safe and came back crashing down. That and Mana naturally regenerates unless you truly deplete and fuck it up like the eldrazi do.
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>>46056773
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You need a soul to spark in order to become a Planeswalker right?
That's why we will never see an angel or demon walker (Ob Nixilis was originally a person before turning into a demon and with all the weirdness on Zendikar his spark re-igniting was just because of the wonky eldrazi... at least that is how I understand it).
So do things made by science have a soul?

Could we see a homunculus planeswalker? Or a Simic mutant? Or one of the metathran?
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>>46057379
>you will never be suffocated by those beautiful thighs, then realize deathless angel is making you indestructible to extend the act
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>>46057162
Black people look better fighting shirtless a lot of the time in fiction.
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>>46057371
>Chandra had reached out to Nissa and they had connected in a way Nissa had never connected to another being, not even to the soul of Zendikar. ... Both had been terribly weak after it had ended, Chandra unable to walk and Nissa, for a time, unable to see or to stop her limbs from trembling. But now they were here...

CANON LESBIAAAAAAAAAANS
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>>46057434
'Made' things cannot have a spark. Only born things can have a spark.

Similarly, they need to also be naturally sapient and sentient.
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>>46057379
Zendikar is already the weird plane because the eldrazi were sealed in it, and this was when the eldrazi were loose.
This angel should count herself lucky all she got was a gut.
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>>46057508
Things can take other things' sparks though. Karn's got a spark.
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>>46057490
makes sense, short haired chandra looks like a hardcore muffin muncher
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>>46057515
They almost certainly can't. Karn is a one-in-a-million unique instance and got his spark during the climax of the most important story arc in MtG's history.
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>>46057545
Ugin's a ghost and he has a spark.
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>>46057490
>"For what it's worth, I know it's going to be hard for you to leave." Chandra's voice startled Nissa; she had been so lost in thought that she hadn't heard Chandra approach. That was a strange thing. Nissa was not usually caught unawares. Stranger still was the way Chandra's words had reached the deepest layer of Nissa's consciousness, touching the feeling that was present but unwilling to wholly manifest. Chandra was the pyromancer, not a telepath.

>Nissa looked up, meeting Chandra's eyes. They were wide, amber pools of sincerity, and in that moment Nissa felt they could see straight into her soul. She was unused to others being able to grasp her perception of things, let alone understand how she was feeling. Chandra had done both in a matter of moments. Perhaps that's why Nissa responded so honestly. "I don't know if I can leave." The words out of her mouth, Nissa held her breath.

Now KISS
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>>46057412
>Precisely.
Well, couldn't you also hug and kiss them too, right?

You are now imagining a despairing cathar hugging a confused Sigarda, who awkwardly tries hugging them back, in full armor
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>>46057508
Can science make a thing with a soul?
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>>46057490
>>46057561

Well, let's be fair, Chandra is red and Red's opinion on sex tends to be "more, please."

Although it is interesting that Chandra and Nissa are making doe eyes at each other, Jace seems to be fleeing gay thoughts brought on by Gideon's Charisma, Jace and Nissa are mind-fucking on the sly, and Gideon and Chandra kind of have a thing.

We're about one more story arc away from something bursting that dam of sexual tension into an orgy.
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>>46057554
He's not a ghost, he's a spirit dragon and considered that he was killed and left a corpse pre-DTK, that indicates that he is a corporeal creature.
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>>46057490
All they need are mindlinking doodahs made by Jace, so Nissa can see through Chandra, and Chandra can use Nissas ability to sense the leylines to blow people up.
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>>46057568
>Sigarda tries connecting with humans on an emotional level, something angels really haven't been able to do before.
>Awkwardly fumbles her way through basic social interactions, learning about hugging and kissing and other displays of affection
>Thinks it's normal to do this to just about everyone until she's taken aside and given the birds and the bees talk.
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>>46053996
Re: Sorin & Liliana's first encounter

Somewhere in it has to be a "Pssshh, nothin' personnel, kid" moment from Sorin
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>>46057611

>After SOI, hipster vampires (and Liliana) complain that angels descending from the skies to give people hugs when they've had a bad day is ruining the gothic horror ambiance they've been trying to cultivate
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>>46057611
Isn't Sigarda the most proactive in helping people rebuild? I'm sure spending all that time around people taught her at least something about those kooky humans
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>>46057611
>She finds some Skabaren notes on human anatomy (Those things would be seriously useful for things other than making murderzombies.)
>Uses them to give herself a fully functioning set of female reproductive organs.
>And then Half-angels were a thing.
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>>46057721
>implying she would slut it up

SIGARDA IS PURE

PURE!
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>>46057742
>G/W has a token subtheme
The children might be already on the way...
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>>46057617
This version is crueler.
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>>46057721

>Survival of the fittest eventually means angel-blooded humans are the majority of humanity on Innistrad, much to the annoyance of the things that feed on humans that have a harder time with angels
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>>46057830
>That said, the vampires of Innistrad love the new "holy" taste humans have to them, since it reminds them of their first turning and the finest of wines.
Though getting it is a pain in the ass.
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>>46057742
I just had this glorious image of Sigarda standing sensually in a doorway...only to get bowled over by her Cathar boyfriend with a sound like a startled chicken. It comes with a comical spray of feathers.
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>you will never fend off your Yandere Angel waifu because you introduced to her the new and lewd act of handholding
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>>46056013
>3 Innistrad Natives

Sorin, wolf, and?

Liliana is Dominarian oldwalker.
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How do you think the other flight leaders would interact with humans
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>>46058139

Tibalt.

>>46058168

Flight Heron is the one that's most used to interacting with them in a friendly, supportive way, but the Goldnight Angels are used to fighting alongside them, so I imagine there's a certain difference between the friendly druidic girl who can fly and the passionate soldier girl who can also fly.

Flight Alabaster is more used to dealing with spirits than living humans, so possibly some W/U shyness.
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>>46058229
>so possibly some W/U shyness.
>tfw no qt Flight Alabaster gf who gets flustered easily.
Shame.
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>>46058311
FUCKING RETARD DELETE THIS
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>>46055550
It could be card art. Also, Lilliana is pretty clearly on the splash art for Eldritch Moon.
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>>46056013
There are four native Innistrad walkers in the lore.
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>>46055395
Maybe, maybe not. The new Sigarda doesn't have Hexproof, which makes me fear for her safety.
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>>46055658
Nahiri is the best. I hope this block doesn't ruin her.
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>>46058362
I'm upraised no one on Esper has made their plane impossible to planeswalk to or from; every walker that gets some sweet metal is a loss for everyone on the plane.
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>>46058139
Vronos as well, but he dead
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>>46058465
Isn´t that kind of typical for innistrad?

>Vampire - alive
>Devil - alive
>WereMILF - alive
>Human - dead

Seems kind off acurate, doesn´t it?
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>>46058345
>he doesn't like lesbian gangbangs
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>>46058362
Didn't Garruk kill him?
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>>46056028
if jace is the one searching for them would they be blues clues
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>>46055590
Teferi, so we can double team Jhoira.
Over, and over, and over again.
either that or things will always get suspended forever, or happen in a split second.
Can never tell, with those two.
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>>46058229
>>46058286
Makes sense for Herons to be the most human of the three, considering the other two seem single minded in their duties

>tfw no flight of herons angelfu to defend your village from her crazed sisters
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Only been playing for about a month. Running a mono red deck. How many mountains is too many if most of my cards are 1-2 mana with the occasional 3-5?
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>>46058435
Return to Alara when?
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>>46058816
You can feel safe with around 16-20.
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>Sigarda unaffected by the madness because she's hexproof

the flavor is unreal
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>>46058899
>Sigarda gave up her own protection to keep her followers and you safe
Top tier waifu
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>>46058799

The flight of herons takes care of the living and is associated with healing.

The flight of goldnight protects the living by force of arms and destroy demons and the restless dead.

The flight of alabaster see to human death rites and guide spirits to the Blessed Sleep.

They're all important flights, but let's say a Heron angel is likely the one that was around when you were born if your mother had a difficult pregnancy, a Goldnight angel is the one that saved your village from a zombie attack, and a Alabaster angel is the one that is with you in your final hours.
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>>46058899
But she is affected by hand holding.
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>>46056587
I don't play children's card games for the characters.
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>>46058822
After we return to Dominaria.
Kelds are neat.
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>>46058586
Yes alas, he seemed like a bro.
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Whats the name of the next story ? I cant find it
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>>46058899
Remember that Sigarda is the only one of the sisters that doesn't carry the Avacyn's symbol.
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>>46059050
Dude went to Esper.
Esper mages are terrible. Just look at Tezzeret.
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>>46058959
I agree, even if the other two being "corrupted" was hot as fuck
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>>46058822
Everything was actually wrapped up pretty nicely on Alara. They went a little overboard with the multicolour in some parts though and some 3 coloured cards didn't really feel 3 coloured. Tarkir managed it okay by limiting it to one set rather than a whole block.
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>>46059083
We're only getting one story per week.
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>>46059218
Yes but last week you could see name of the next story
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>>46054160
I mean, how would you have wanted that conversation to go? They spoke like old colleagues who know each other too well and still want to be, even if they are both fighting it.
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>>46059296
Maybe the next title is spoilerific
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>>46059296
We get filler about the Gitrog toad next week
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>>46059128
>odric staring at his sword on his card art
>sword has avacyn's symbol on it
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>>46058979
>The flight of herons takes care of the living and is associated with healing.
Being a flight if herons angel must be pure suffering right now
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>>46059404
IT'S TOTALLY NAHIRI, GUYS.

THEY'RE SUMMONING NAHIRI.

THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO ELDRITCH HORROR AT WORK HERE GUYS

JUST NAHIRI

NAHIRI A SHIT
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>>46059687
>Your comrades betray you, losing their minds and attacking the people you've sworn to protect.
>Humanity probably sees you as a threat now, too.

Ouch.
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>>46059404
MANY MILES AWAY
SOME CRAWLS TO THE SHORE
FROM THE BOTTOM OF A DARK
NEPHALIAN LOCH
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>>46059551
>the symbol of her church
I hope Odric doesn't go crazy. He's handsome.
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>>46059797
I don't think anyone said it wasn't something more than nahiri, people are just doubtful about what this is greater power coming from the deeps is
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>>46059898
No, there have been some people claiming that Nahiri is literally the sole cause of everything happening on Innistrad. Her making the cryptoliths, her being worshiped by the cultists through the cryptoliths, her driving Avacyn mad with the cryptoliths, her creating horrors with the cryptoliths, her doing everything bad that is happening on Innistrad.
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>>46060004
I can see her fucking with Avacyn and summoning ancient evils, mostly because they would be tied directly to the plane's mana. We still don't know the full extent of her power when restraint and morality are tossed aside.
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Any bets on stage five of Isobel's story?
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>>46058435

Its actually the opposite.
If anything Esper wants MORE planeswalker to visit since Etherium can only be created with the use of the blind eternities in some weird unspecified way.
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>>46060091
death
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>>46059142
Zur is the best Esper mage, and he's not even from there.
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>>46060093
Was the main ingredient of Etherium the red stone from Jund? and they started production of new Etherium at the end of Alara Reborn.
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>>46060091
A Heron slapping her shit.
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>>46060128
No
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>>46060091
i want to cum on her
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>>46059326
>still want to be
You must have been reading a different story, because they're growing more and more apart every time we see them.
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>>46060091
If WB angel make her hypothetical return, some basics angels from the other flights could be converted to the WB flight, cleansing her mind?
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>>46060169

There are two ingredients to etherium, sangrite and carmot.
Sangrite can be found on Jund, but Carmot is according to Tezzeret something only Planeswalkers have access to, which makes sense since the original creator of etherium was a walker himself.
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>>46060091
Is her name Isobel?
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>>46060248
>red-headed goth girl

yesss
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>>46060298
Pet name given to her by her artist, who based the character off of his daughter.
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>>46060091
oh god she is so cute in the first image
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>>46060326
>painted his daughter going insane and being cut down by hunters
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I feel ashamed with how much I ship these two.

But this and Ravnica story were great because I just like seeing them play off each other.
Its so damn rare to ever actually happen in fiction but I want to see them have an actual relationship, if only another brief fling.

Its pretty fucking clear they both have feelings for each other, at the end of the ravnica story Liliana all but stomped her feet and yelled "b-baka!".

Also, Jace is staying in Lili's dungeon, that seems like suggestive place to want to keep your ex-boy-toy.
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>>46060268
But the followers of Carmot were producing it at a crazy rate even before the conflux, and this was after Tezzeret had left the plane.
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>>46060091
This is a sketch drawn by the artist back in February.

There is hope.
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>>46060466

According to MTG Salvation, Tezzeret outs them as frauds before he explains the how you get the real deal.
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>>46060433
Jace looking like a Mexican grandmother here
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>>46060488
is that a nipple
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