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>Female DM
>the Queen of the Land has a harem
>the BBEG is a mother of monsters
>sometimes the Queen of the Land and the BBEG are the same character

Why is it always this way?
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>>46043466
Perhaps your specific GM only knows one story. You should try discussing it with her.

My own female GM had no problem making a very male BBEG vampire Lord who had a harem and almost raped two PCs.
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>>46043466
Because your DM is a woman, and knows that women are the true enemy.

My wizard powers are intact.
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>>46043466
>sometimes the Queen of the Land and the BBEG are the same character
Huh? Sometimes?
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>>46043466
>>sometimes the Queen of the Land and the BBEG are the same character
And that's called realistic setting.
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>>46043611
This is all I can see.
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>>46043611
Wasn't she pretty cool?
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>>46044048
Imagine if Ronald Reagan had an evil twin.
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>>46043466
Those are hardly bad things, unless that's literally all she does.
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>>46043702
ALL PRAISE TO PELOR, THE BURNING HATE
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>>46044075

Evil? You mean the good twin?
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>>46044129
He means evil-er twin.
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>>46043611
thank god she mobilized the military for a few farmers and a flock of penguins
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>>>/aco/
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>>46043466
>she's not wearing a bra
>or anything on her boobs
>but I'm not going to report you
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>>46043466
I've literally never encountered this.
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>>46044280
She's wearing a breastplate if I'm remembering the character from the show right. Not the lack of nipples.
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>>46044172
Go to bed Argie.
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>>46043530
Storytime
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>>46044048
>>46044129
>>46044075
>>46044160
She was good because she kept the country stable and averted economic disaster, but leftists hate her, because the immediate actions she took to do so impacted a part of the working class a lot, and she is easy to hate because she fought a war for stuff that has no economic value.
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>>46044522
True dat.
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>>46044329
>she fought a war for stuff that has no economic value

Doesn't the Falklands have a lot oil nearby?
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>>46044663
For
>>46044522
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>>46043611
Introducing the Prime Sinister, she's a mother to us all
Like the dutch boy's finger in the dyke her arse is in the wall
Holding back the future waiting for the seas to part
If Moses did it with is faith, she'll do it with an army
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>>46044663
I don't really know, but it's not like they are mining it. I with my limited knowledge of geopolitics of that era, think the point of that was solely political, because it would've set a precedent of people just chopping out parts of britain without being initiated by the locals.
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>>46043466
It sounds like her biological clock is ticking and she's getting baby-crazy
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>>46044754
I was under the impression it was because wars (esp victorious ones) boost poll numbers and she wanted re-election or equivalent.
But I'm no bongistani, so I could easily be wrong.
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>>46044663
I think this fact is a recent discovery, the falklands war was fought cause argentina was butthurt about the brits owning the islands so they attempted an invasion and lost.

Now years laters, with a terrible economy and a government that is attempting to wash away the countries troubles by blaming it on foreigners or the past governments. (I'm pretty sure I'm wrong on that part) Recently an oil company, or whoever looks for oil, discovered large oil fields near the falklands and now Argentina is at it again claiming that they own the islands and the British have no right to claim them.
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>>46043466

>not big on board with female GMs Magical Realm

You disgust me.
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>>46045434
Ah right, my mistake then. It was a wee bit before my time. Argentina being pissy is nothing new though, every time we do something with the islands they always pipe up and start whining. It's hilarious how some of them refuse to see the islanders as British citizens and the mental gymnastics involved as a whole.
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>>46043466
Ask just about any woman who isn't your mother what she would do if she was a queen of her own nation. "Obtain a harem" is almost always going to be on the Day One list.

As for being a monsterfucker, it's because they're powerful, loyal servants with exotic shaped cocks.

Sexuality is to females what physical strength is to men. It's just a thing. I wish it was more complex than this or something steeped in sexist stereotypes, anon, but this is really 110% the reason for it.
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>>46043466
Wait, didn't we have this mother of monsters female GM "magical realm" thread just a few days ago?
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>>46045661
Hell just recently the british government had an election of sorts for the locals over at the falklands where they would decide to stay with the brits or leave and the islanders chose to stay.
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>>46043530
> vampire
Of course.
> almost raped
OF COURSE.
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>>46043466
Speaking as a male, I never understood the appeal of a MFF threesome because men can only fuck a single women at a time. Women have three holes to fuck at the same time.
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>>46046180
That's not really on topic.
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>>46045970
as if anyone would want to join argentina of all places
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>>46046180
wait
you don't have two dicks?
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>>46046180
Would feel kinda gay to go to town with three guys and one female. Now with two traps that would be quite nice.
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>>46046180
The harem is probably a reverse (male) harem
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>>46043466
You're the same shitposter that started a thread about how you female DM was going magical realm with these plot devices last week, aren't you?
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>>46046275
Every man knows in his heart that the ideal threesome involves him, a woman, and a trap.
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>>46046350
>>46045884
That was me actually, probably a common trope for girlDMs
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>>46046350
Holy shit, that's the best bait .gif I've seen in years.

sage for o/t
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>>46046473
Did you fug your DM yet?
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>>46045661
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>>46043466
They put their magical realms into the game because nobody is there to stop them.

I know I'd put MY magical realm into the game if nobody was there to stop me.
(My magical realm is slavery, training, & discipline. You best believe your main source of gp would be auctioning off prisoners, and making sure the prisoners are docile or obedient will get you more gp)
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>>46046908
That's a horrible magical realm anon. MY magical realm is burning filthy heretics such as yourself.
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>>46047027
We're destined to hatefuck aren't we?
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>>46047040
>implying I don't have an iron clad chasity belt to back up my orderly vows
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>>46045755
But why does girl want a harem?

Guys want a harem 'cause 1 guy can fill up the reproductive capacity of like 100 girls since his sperm cooldown is much shorter than their womb cooldown.

But with a girl, your entire reproductive capacity can be filled by 1 dude
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>>46046376
... the fuck?

My ideal threesome involves two of my girlfriend. And both have vaginas.
If I can't have two of my girlfriend then I'll swap the other one for Bayonetta since my gf and I both seem to like Bayonetta.
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>>46047085
Yes, because sex is completely worthless besides its use for procreation.
Further, there is no status or benefit to be gained by having many servants or potential partners waiting on you at any given moment.
Truly, you are wise. Nobody else has ever seen this.
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>>46047083
>implying your order isn't more flaming than the Salamander's armory.
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>>46047085
Probably the same appeal as otome games which are like reverse harems. Another thing is that this harem probably has them fulfilling other servant roles too because women enjoy having a bunch of men do things for them. Harems aren't really about reproduction either. It's usually because you want to fuck a bunch of people.
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>>46047085
Because they want a harem anon?

You really haven't thought this one through.
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>>46047109
My ideal threesome involves two of me and my girlfriend, several of me actually.
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>>46047183
I like the way you think.
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>>46047159
>Further, there is no status or benefit to be gained by having many servants or potential partners waiting on you at any given moment
Yeah but don't you stick to fucking #1 and leaving #2 through #99 doing your laundry and your taxes?
I get why you'd want a lot of pussywhipped betas. They give you free work / stuff / respect. But why more than 1 fuckbuddy?
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>>46047162
This is a euphemism right? Because thank the Emperor he has blessed my mind so that I may not understand it.

Also, I just reported you to your local inquisitor. Have a nice day, heretic.
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>>46047216
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
You ever eat anything other than that?
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>>46047271
Vanilla and no

Tho I do eat other foods as part of a varied diet

I like cooking up Broccoli, Carrots, Potatoes, and Pasta in Chilli Sauce
I eat it pretty much every day.
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>>46047264
What is your stance on Giantess fetish?
Please tell me it's [PURGE].
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>>46047291

>broccoli
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>>46047291
I have a hard time believing you are real.

Assuming you are though, it appears to be something you would not be familiar with. Most people experience varying moods and desires, and get bored of the same thing over and over again. That's not to say you might not favor a few specific harem-members, but there's no reason to think someone would be obligated to enjoy solely one of them, let alone one at a time.
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>>46047325
Oh so you're saying that who's at the #1 spot on the list would change, perhaps quite often?
I get what you mean now.

>>46047323
Broccoli is god tier
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>>46047310
Only get her to purge murder and vore gts.
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>>46047264
You say that like the Inquisition gives a fuck. Plus appreciating the majesty of the holy human form that your fellow Sororitas embody is an emprah approved activity, if done on one's own time.
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>>46047342
What about all that foot fetish and fart fetish stuff?

Vore, city destruction, feet, and And then she farts are pretty much the entire giantess community nowadays.

Strange. Seems nobody wants to try to fuck the giant women. But maybe I just don't understand how fetishes work.
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>>46047183
Mine isn't so much of a threeway as much of just several of me and muh gf.
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>>46047365
A lot of giantess fetishists actually do they're just outnumbered. Like the diaperfags who only want the diaper and baby aspect without shit and piss, they're quite literally shit out of luck and have to hunt down that 5% that isn't bathroom stuff.

There seems to be this law of the worst or most extreme possible form of the fetish becomes the most visible/common.
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>>46043466
These are my fetishes.
Give me your DM.
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>>46047413
>There seems to be this law of the worst or most extreme possible form of the fetish becomes the most visible/common.
So how does this apply to pregnancy fetish? I still see tons of normal "a dude impregnates a chick and she has a baby".
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>>46046595
I fucking love that video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g
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>>46046203
If a women has a harem of men then why not have three of them pound her at once?
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>>46047493
>only three

Dansgame
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>>46047341
It doesn't matter how often it changes. If it changes at all, providing for it is good.
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>>46047183
What happens when you accidentally kiss yourself somewhere on your other body?
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>>46047539
It's not gay if it's yourself br0
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>>46047539
Doublehomo.
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>>46047453
Eh, /d/ tells another story. Not to mention it can be used for lots of awful shit, not the pregnancy itself but rather being used for some other shitty fetishes lile Dunwich Horror tier stuff, NTR, extreme or hyper, involving the fetus in any form, etc. Really the same shit as GTS. It's not the big bitch that's bad, it's what they do with it. You could argue that the weirder the baseline fetish is the more likely it is to follow this law of course, and pregnancy is a real consequence of sex after all. Kind of have to try hard there, it's almost not even a fetish really to impregnate someone.
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>>46043466
>Male DM
>the King of the Land has a harem
>the BBEG is a father of monsters
>sometimes the King of the Land and the BBEG are the same character
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>>46044522
You mean she ruined her country on the long run?
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>>46047861
The father of monsters thing doesn't sound that common compared to a mother. Probably because things coming out of vaginas is spooky.
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>GM of indeterminate sex
>King of the Land has a Harem
>BBEG is the mother of monsters
>they are both the same character
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>King of the Land has a arem
>BBEG is the Mother of Monsters
>they're are trapped in a loveless marriage
>the party must make them fall in love again
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>>46047365
>Strange. Seems nobody wants to try to fuck the giant women. But maybe I just don't understand how fetishes work.
SPELUNKING
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>>46047365
>Vore, city destruction, feet, and And then she farts are pretty much the entire giantess community nowadays.
But that's wrong. You just have to know where to look to find the good stuff. And lucky you, I already did all the searching.
Have fun:
http://pastebin.com/9VJFzALC
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>>46045434
>>46044172

It ALSO had a lot to do with a jumping-off point to take slices of Antarctica when the non-settlement treaty finally wears off.

Selling out not just the Falklands natives who wanted to stay, but the UK as a whole for a chance at a big slice of the world's fresh water and whatever minerals are underneath it would have been a terrible failing as a prime minister.

>>46048038
8/10 Would watch the anime adaptation.
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>>46044386
We played a game of V:tM.
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>>46043466
Because all women hate and want to destroy all other women, they also understand that they are all fundamentally evil.
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>>46047539
>this fag hasn't heard of the Golden Rule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw
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>>46045306
That was actually why the Argentinian junta started the war. They were horribly unpopular so went for some fake revanchism.
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>>46044522

I'm not an expert of the British or Thatcher so this is a gross oversimplification, but for the lefties who detest her for gutting the coal and steel industries - hasn't history shown they were on borrowed time anyway and were due to get screwed over much like our American steel industry has been by China and globalization? I guess the coal miners wouldn't have had their jobs passed over to the developing world but they would be facing the same growing hostility by environmentalists and leftists as we've got in the states.
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>>46046180
I always imaginede MFF threesomes to be rather overwhelming. Pleasuring two women while also trying to get myself off seems more taxing than fun. Also FF "sex" is boring
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>>46047905
labour scum please go and stay go
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>>46050148
That's because you are a low-stamina, probably virgin lightweight
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>>46047461
>[RAF Laughing]

Gets me every time.
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>>46043530
>My own female GM had no problem making a very male BBEG vampire Lord who had a harem and almost raped two PCs.
No points for guessing what she schlicks to.
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>>46045755
>Ask just about any woman who isn't your mother what she would do if she was a queen of her own nation. "Obtain a harem" is almost always going to be on the Day One list.
I'd rather be in a harem.
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>>46047461
>Yes! I killed the bastards!
>I am probably traumatised.
Wonderful
>The song at the end
The translation was glorious, but I can't help but wonder what the words really translate to.
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>>46044522
Is Maggie secretly The Emperor?
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>>46043466
You know women can be horny leg-beards or whatever term we can coin up.
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>>46047905
In short yes, but this is not the place
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>>46049204
>It ALSO had a lot to do with a jumping-off point to take slices of Antarctica when the non-settlement treaty finally wears off.
The treaty doesn't "wear off" iirc.
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>>46043466
I'm 80-85% sure this didn't happen.
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>>46051168
It does. Not too long from now if I remember right.
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>>46043466
Because most of the people who devote them selves to tabletop hobbies are not exactly socially adjusted and are likely horny from not having a partner.

Also having multiple mates that you have control of is a common fetish among all humans (who would have guessed?).

Monsters are commonly fetishized anyway.
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>>46051204
I can't back up your claims, despite searching. Perhaps you could do your own research and report back?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antarctic_Treaty_System
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>>46051242
While it doesn't have a specific expiration date, it does come up for amendments and renewal every 50 years or so, the next one being in 2048. There is a growing expectation that by then the powers that be will be more interested in Antarctica's resources than the penguins on it and will simply fail to renew.
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>>46051292
Source?
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>>46051303
My bad. Article XII of the Antarctic Treaty actually mentions a review after 30 years. I'm not sure where this 50 year number I keep seeing in articles is coming from. Though given that the original treaty doesn't directly cover economic actions like mining, I bet there's an additional treaty somewhere I haven't found.
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>>46043466
>queen
>harem
Is there actually a system of hereditary rule where this actually makes sense?
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>>46051292
>>46051303
>>46051406
I think I was going based off of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbKNlFcg02cbut I've been up all night.

>>46051461
Matrilineal?

It does fuck up the entire concept of uniting kingdoms via marriage.

Though magic paternity tests may exist in fantasy.
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>>46051461
An official harem? No. You'd be crazy to think that rulers of both genders didn't have a whole brace of lovers on the side no matter the official hereditary system though.
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>>46044160
>>46044129
>>46044075
he was the last good president your country will ever have. You should be praying for his return.
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>>46048204
I'm sure I will find a use for this.
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Wasn't there a thread about this exact topic like a week ago?
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>>46043466
To be fair, the whole "Mother of Monsters" concept is fairly common in various mythologies.
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>>46045970
I remember that. It was a poll for the islanders that asked if the Falklands should stay British or be handed over to Argentina; the inhabitants went all out and hung Union Jacks and bunting everywhere for the event.

IIRC two people voted that the Falklands should be Argentinian. Not 2%, two people. Probably the least-liked people on the island after that.
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>>46051543
Honestly, it's one of my favorite fantasy archetypes.
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>>46047906
>The father of monsters thing doesn't sound that common compared to a mother. Probably because things coming out of vaginas is spooky.

The "Father of Monsters" usually takes the form of a Lich or evil Wizard who creates undead or rallies an army of orcs/gnolls/goblins.
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>>46043466
>sometimes
>always

There are no new ideas under the sun. Say a random string of words that has never been uttered before, someday a computer will generate the exact same string of words for a crossword puzzle or something.
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>>46051461
>Is there actually a system of hereditary rule where this actually makes sense?

Yes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyandry
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>>46049748
Not only that, but most of those industries were gutted by the preceding Labour government. You just can't hate Labour for that because to retarded leftists they're necessarily the good guys, so instead they fixed their anger over the inevitable global development on the first Tory who came to hand.
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>>46045306
It's the other way around. The Argentinians started the war to distract their people (as >>46049618 also said) and the British fought the war because it would be completely insane to simply desert British citizens, on British soil, who wanted to remain British and let them get invaded because LOL PEACE.
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I'm mulling over a setting where the king is a mostly just ruler, if a little eccentric... But all of his sons and daughters are abominations. Only two or three of his offspring *aren't* Chaotic Evil, too.

I still haven't decided exactly how his wife and concubines deal with the situation.
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>>46043611
I am a male DM and this shit is going down next game.


No herem shit or anything, she's just going to be a wizard with some skill In blood sacrifice and a hankering for adventurer.
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>>46045970
>>46051548
It was actually a vote held by the islands' own government, not the British government, and the ~2 who voted against the current status of the islands weren't necessarily voting to be Argentinian, just for a change in status, which could mean independence.
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>>46044129
Nah man, there wasn't any room left for good so they were both evil. The other one was actually even more evil.


Shocking to think such a thing could be possible I know.
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>>46043466
Never had that problem with female GMs.

One had a tendency to make npcs very sensitive to cute things (like puppies) and she would expect player characters to do the same.

The two others have been absolutely great.
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>>46043702
OH GOD
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>>46045884
You seem to have noticed that our lives run in circles. That's not healthy, anon. Just try to forget about it and enjoy your life.
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>>46051461
Nope. There isn't even a hereditary system where a king with a harem makes sense. That's not the same as nobody doing it, though. Check out the shenanigans around the Ottoman Sultanate for proof of both those things.
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>>46050148
It's actually quite simple. The girls will help pleasure each other, as well as you.

You're not there to pleasure two women on your own.
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>>46051592
That's not really a father now, is it?
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>>46051900
Tell that to Professor Utonium.
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>>46051763
I love it.
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>>46043611
>>46044129
>>46044160
>>46051780


Is one of you the faggot that lets his wife strip in front of his friend/fuck her "secondary"?
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>>46051892
Lesbian sex is boring
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>>46043586
It's a fairly common twist, hell, Zootopia uses it. The person at the top who helps you is the person who is secretly trying to undo you. Noble heroes as unwitting pawns, etc.
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>>46047264
The inquisition's official stance on admiring and fantasizing about the Brides of the Emperor, the Emperor's Daughters, or any other version of the Sisters of Battle, is that looking and dreaming is ok, touching is punishable by death, unless consent is given explicitly by the Sister in question.
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>>46044075
Never understood the "Regan is EVIL" thing. His presidency wasn't any worse than any before it... and was better than several after it.
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>>46047524
Tzeentchian detected.
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>>46051592
Or Zeus.
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>>46052312
>and was better than several after it.
EVERY presidency has been better than the last 7 years.
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>>46052164
>the faggot that lets his wife strip in front of his friend
The thought of being semi-pimped out by your husband is kinda hot.
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>>46052422
You mean the U.S. presidencies before the last 7 years, right?
Because, you know, Bush and his predecessors were horrible examples of presidents.
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>>46044172
>A country shouldn't defend its own citizens
Maximum cuck
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>>46052226
Your boring.
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>>46052565
>Your
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>>46052606
yer boring.
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>>46051505
>>46052312

He wasn't evil he just wasn't good. Kind of like Grant, he was a man who had no business being President but was able to be elected by popularity anyway. And like Grant he just let other people much things up for him. War on Drugs was handled in a way that would only hurt America without addressing the problem, there was that time he sold guns to Iran so that he could funnel money into militants and murderers in Nicaragua, he fucked up a lot. When people talk about Ronald Reagan being a great president they're actually thinking about Dwight D. Eisenhower.
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>>46051033
>>46043530

a woman after my own heart
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>>46052902
>there was that time he sold guns to Iran so that he could funnel money into militants and murderers in Nicaragua,
Was the right move.
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>>46051733
While it is true that the Argies´ attack on the Falklands was a ploy by their militaristic dictatorship to garner the people´s support for their failing regime, it doesn´t excempt them from responsibility.

On the other hand, your talk of "British citizens and soil" makes me wonder whether, if the Falklands were to disappear overnight and leave their inhabitants home and soil-less, the Brits would welcome them with open arms as brothers or not.
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>>46052987
>Selling drugs to buy guns to sell to fundamentalists in order to fund nun‐raping terrorists.
>The right move.
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>>46049204
>>46044522
>oil has no economic value
Okay guys
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>The Mother of Monsters has been kidnapping human children from a village
>It's believed that she's going to turn them into monster babies, because what else would she do with them.
>Your party storms the lair of the Mother of Monsters
>It turns out she's been kidnapping the children so her monster kids could have a play date with them
>Monster kids and human kids are having a good time, though the Mother of Monsters avoids answering when she actually plans on returning the human kids to their parents
What do?
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>>46052305
Death is typically delivered by the Sister in question. Being held down by her fellows as she rips your head off is optional.
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>>46054190
Tell her she needs to knock that shit off. If her kids are well behaved they can come to play dates in the village.

If not then we're gonna have to be insistent but she seems like a reasonable enough lady
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>>46054190
Kill her anyway, she'll have great XP and loot. Return the human children for the loot and leave the monster kids since it'd be evil to kill them.

Come back in 10 years to clear out the monster hive.
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>>46051900

It isn't in a strictly biological sense. It is in pretty much every other sense.
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>>46047461
> [Kirchner Diplomacy]

fucking kek
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>>46053645
> Apolyptic disaster befalls Falkland Islands
> British citizens victims of the disaster somehow prevented from going to Britain

u wot m8? They'd just relocate those dudes to Wales. There's only 3,000 of them.
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>>46054190
Let it be as long as she compromises to marry off her daughters to human men, and make her sons paladins
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>>46045661
Argentina sees it as their only chance to be white.
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>>46047861
That's just any wealthy Muslim.
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>>46054362
This is the only right answer
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>>46053645
Drowning in the cold fucking sea would be better than being an Argentine.
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>>46051518
"Research purposes" I'm assuming?
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>>46046180
Then you're 3000% gay.

Congrats on your faggotry.
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>>46047183
Only if there's ultimately one of me and I have the memories of the copies.
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>>46047183
>>46056448
Otherwise known as "the naruto"
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>>46053645
>it doesn´t excempt them from responsibility.
You're seriously blaming a country for a defensive war? Fuck you.

>On the other hand, your talk of "British citizens and soil" makes me wonder whether, if the Falklands were to disappear overnight and leave their inhabitants home and soil-less, the Brits would welcome them with open arms as brothers or not.
Yes, obviously? No-one in Britain would even know they were different from any other Brits unless they said so.

What's with your hateboner for Britain?
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>>46055148
As a Welshy I can confirm that we could easily take another 3000 people and would welcome the Falklanders with open arms.
Fucking anything to remain relevant and not an English appendix.
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>>46056961
Don't feel bad about being part of England.
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>>46046180
Men do have two means of providing pleasure to a woman, though. And many people would happily perform cunnilingus while their penis is being ridden like a bounce house.
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>>46057858
>Men do have two means of providing pleasure to a woman, though.
Money and...?
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>>46056840
Fuck you. That's how practically every clone superpower works.
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>>46057858
>bounce house
That's not what it's called, you stupid asshole
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>>46047085
Because variety is the spice of life.
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>>46054190
This is like the most childish, retarded idea ever.
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>>46057958
not him, yes it fucking is
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>>46058137
You need mature ideas for mature gamers such as yourself.
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>>46057880
Cars anon.

Its like the song says.
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>>46043466
You posted the exact same "Mother of Monsters" thread a while ago.
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>>46059064
Aren't cars just money in different form? Sort of water-ice thing.
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>>46059110
Surprise everything is money. You've heard time is money? Name me one thing, other than /tg/ having sex, that takes no time
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>>46059154
Talking is a free action.
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>>46047461
So does this mean that Argentina is in support of the Palestinians?
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>>46059738
No, that's Chile
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>>46043466
While you'll find plenty of female players who are there because their significant other brought them along, girls who GM games are almost exclusively social outcasts in their own right, and as such are likely to have a bunch of deviant fetishes.

Because of the dynamics of geek social circles, girls who aren't successful in regular social circles because they're weird or not conventionally attractive but still have a modicum of self-confidence will take the opportunity to try assuming a sort of "nerd queen" role where they take center stage of the social group by getting men who otherwise wouldn't find much attention from women to flock to them. Since shy geeky girls aren't running any games, the average female GM in a gaming circle is going to be the self-styled "nerd queen." Wearing her kinks on her sleeve and being openly sexual is part of maintaining this social dynamic, and that's why you'll see so many female GMs feature overtly sexual content in their games.
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>>46059154
Being crushed into a single point at the center of a black hole technically takes no time for the object being crushed. I recall falling into a black hole seems to last for an eternity as your relative rate of time approaches 0 though so maybe that doesn't count.
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>>46049748
>beaing this wrong

We dont hate her for gutting the coal and steel, we hate her for doing so and offering no stable alternative in return. She fucked a lot of people over because there were whole towns which did only that, and once the mines/factorys closed they had fuck all alse to do.
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>>46059154
Um... time travel?
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>>46059809
Funny, Chile is the one Latin American country that doesn't side with the Argies. I'm surprised they don't take the legitimate side in the ME as well.
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I was expecting more art of this stuff
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>>46044738
Have her deal with a bunch of dwarf miners on strike
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>>46045460
>not big on board with female GMs Magical Realm
>>46047435
>These are my fetishes.
>Give me your DM.
Yes, WHERE IS YOUR GROUP?!?!

>>46051220
>Because most of the people who devote them selves to tabletop hobbies are not exactly socially adjusted and are likely horny from not having a partner.
>Also having multiple mates that you have control of is a common fetish among all humans (who would have guessed?).
>Monsters are commonly fetishized anyway.
Indeed, where do you think you are?

>>46051543
>To be fair, the whole "Mother of Monsters" concept is fairly common in various mythologies.
>>46051584
>Honestly, it's one of my favorite fantasy archetypes.
And fetishes!
Too bad an image of Pathfinder's Drakaina is apparently delete-worthy...
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>>46058834
It's just utterly unreasonable and dumb as a concept; I apologise if I don't want to play Adventure Time or MLP.
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>>46060588
The Coal Miner's union was still too powerful to be ignored, even if the country had no alternatives.
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>>46064061
Pretty much this. They liked to shut off the power to humiliate the previous government and force them to concede to whatever was on the agenda. Doctors strikes don't have shit on what the miners could pull.

This was also at a time when unions were unashamedly led by communists. You had this small group representing the workers of one industry dictating to the entire country.
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>>46064536
>implying unions were ever not lead by communists
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>>46058622
>>46057858
You guys seriously call moonwalks "bounce houses?" Is this a European thing?
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>>46064536
>This was also at a time when unions were unashamedly led by communists.
They still are in the UK. The hard left of Labour and minor far-left parties.
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>>46065627
They're called Jumping Castles
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>>46056936
>You're seriously blaming a country for a defensive war? Fuck you.
No, you illiterate fuck, I´m saying that, despite being under a dictatorship at the time, the Argies are still responsible.

>Yes, obviously? No-one in Britain would even know they were different from any other Brits unless they said so.
Let´s just say that Europeans aren´t really famous for considering the population of the territories they once occupied/still occupy as equals, Brits included. Then again, the French aren´t any better. Also, I was implying that Brits would care more for losing the land itself and what it represented than their so-called brothers. Being curious, I asked.

>What's with your hateboner for Britain?
Not much, just wondering what a couple of anons from other parts of the globe might think about this topic.
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>>46049331
shortest storytime ever
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>>46065627
Name a yuro country that has performed an actual moonwalk. That should help answer your question.
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>>46047085
>having a harem is about being able to breed quickly with many females
Oh you.

>>46047291
>what's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
>vanilla
Well that explains why you're not interested in a harem. Your fantasy life must be dull.
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>>46051461
Yes, it's called primogeniture. Where the eldest child of the ruling monarch succeeds them. How someone's gender plays into it is an entirely different factor.

And while historically (irl) women inheriting has been a complicated issue, but it doesn't change shit when it comes to who inherits from them. If the kingdom goes to the eldest child, then it goes to the eldest child.

If the queen were to have a harem, who fathered the child wouldn't matter one fucking bit.
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>>46051763
>I still haven't decided exactly how his wife and concubines deal with the situation.
They're the ones working desperately behind the scenes to keep him alive, foiling the assassination attempts of his wicked children.

Or at least some of them anyway, since the smart ones know that having him die suddenly and too soon will just cause a chaotic power struggle that they might not come out of on top.
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>>46064024
Like you've never kidnapped children to play with your kids before, sheesh.
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>>46057948
Maybe, but in Naruto it's canon that he pulls out clones to one-man gangbang his wife regularly. They fucking talk about it at the dinner table while their kids are within earshot for god's sake.
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>>46068586

source plz
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>>46068586
Doesn't he also send a clone for his daughter's birthday instead of coming himself?
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>>46047109
>And both have vaginas.
Right--and one of them also has a penis.
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>>46068800
Yeah, while he's ninja president/director of ninja CIA.
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>>46069194
I want to be in the middle of a MFF sandwich. The futa tickling my prostate while I fug the girl.
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>>46069265
>futa on male
That's pretty fucking gay m8.
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>>46054362
>Not Looting the human kids for Apprentices.
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>>46065627
You call jumping castles 'moonwalks'? That's almost as bad as Latinos literally just calling them 'jump jumps'.
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>>46065627
What backwards corner of the world doesn't call bouncy castles bouncy castles?
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>>46070947
>jumping castles
It's BOUNCY castle.
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What the hell are y'all talking about. They are called Moon Bounces.
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>>46071136
Maybe in your 8th world country.
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>>46044172
>argie filth
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>>46046180
Two girls at once is easy. You can get up to 4 before stuff gets unusual, you have a mouth, a dick, and 2 hands.

I'd stick with just 2 though, unless they're also doing each other (which they should be anyways, if they're not attracted to each other as well, it's not a sustainable threeway.)
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>>46045661
RULE BRITANNIA!
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>>46057858
Its called a bouncy castle
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It's interesting and refreshing to see so many politically charged people come out of the woodworks on this board.
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>>46068800
Thats when he becomes king of the village and is trying to do everything at once by himself by sending clones out everywhere.

To be fair the clones are all him mentally and he gains their memories when they disappear.
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>>46071735
It is pretty messed up how the 'public opinion' of the Falklands war used to be people shitting on the UK as much as Argentina, when they were literally only defending their people/land against a bunch of near-comicbook level assholes who were invading with an army mostly made up of forceful conscripts to try and distract everyone from problems they were having from their own poor governance of their nation.
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>>46046595
>>46047461
How pathetically puny do your troops have to be when your only option is to portray GURKHA'S as hulking giants compared to them?

Sure they are scary motherfuckers that will decapitate you with their silly knives but they aren't big boys.
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It isn't. My wife uses mad scientists, lich lords, etc.
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>>46046180
its fun to have a comforting clit to play with of your wife at your side cuddling you while another girl rides your dick
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>>46072201
This isn't /pol, stop talking about this already!
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>>46072498
This is history not politics.
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>>46072201
If I had to guess, I'd say it was a knee-jerk 'imperialism bad!!!' reaction.
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>>46066305
>Let´s just say that Europeans aren´t really famous for considering the population of the territories they once occupied/still occupy as equals,
Falklands aren't occupied, apart from when Argentina was there.
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>>46072490
>its fun to have a comforting clit to play wit
Clits are basically tiny underdeveloped dicks.

Nigga you gay.
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>>46057858
You mean a bouncy castle you fucking savage?
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>>46073045
I always thought they were called moon bounces.
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>>46069669
Pretty much the only reason to be with a futa though. Either way you're lusting after something with a dick, may as well do somethwing with it.
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>>46056961
Dirt and sheep.
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>>46074282
Or its to make up for his feelings of inadequacy, because he isn't comfortable with dping a girl with another dude.
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>>46043466
Is no one on /tg/ into the pure and simple joy of robot-on-boy /ss/? Do you really need to bring dickgirl threesomes into it to stay interested?
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>>46072767
Perhaps I should have used another verb to refer to territories apart from the mainland. The rest of my point still stands.

>>46072642
Well, if you look at a map of the region you might be inclined to believe that those islands ought to belong to the Argies, due to their proximity, instead of the Brits. But whether you consider this a valid point or not is a dichotomy most often seen between the peoples of colonial and post-colonial countries, with the former possessing pieces of land all across the globe, and still acknowledging a shared identity, and the latter, whose identity is based more on proximity. Conflict between these two kinds of thought is expected.

>>46072201
If by "near-comicbook level assholes" you mean a military dictatorship that rose to power through force instead of public choice, then you are pretty much right. (A dictator who may or may not have been drunk when he issued the order of invading the Falklands, depending on who you ask.)

The reason why the invading forces were mostly made up of forceful conscripts was because the leaders of the dictatorship were fearful of losing control of the mainland to rebel groups and the masses, should the main military forces leave to fight. Not that they would have stood a chance anyway, being understaffed, undertrained and underequipped as they were, against an adversary such as Britain (and her allies).

What I find funny is that people shit on Britain, as has been said, for retaliating to an attack on land they held (whether or not they should hold it is another matter), and that people shit on Argentina, whose people didn´t make the decision to invade (though many, in their ignorance, did support it) and whose youth was sent to die for the sake of a dictatorial regime. Not to mention that, nowadays, the Argies acknowledge they were rused and used, and actively despise their former dictators, realizing that any possible diplomatic solution to the Falk issue is irrevocably falk´d up.
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>>46068586
You know she was insatiable, quiet girls are always the wildest.

Naruto was a terrible series but best girl truly won.
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>>46074869
>and that people shit on Argentina, whose people didn´t make the decision to invade (though many, in their ignorance, did support it) and whose youth was sent to die for the sake of a dictatorial regime. Not to mention that, nowadays, the Argies acknowledge they were rused and used, and actively despise their former dictators, realizing that any possible diplomatic solution to the Falk issue is irrevocably falk´d up.
No, first off, the fact that Argentina became a dictatorship was a reflection on the character of the Argentine people, and secondly, and have consistently ever since been hostile to the Falklands remaining British, electing irredentist politicians now they have a modicum of democracy and glorifying their dead in that war.

Argentina should have been occupied and fixed, like post-war Germany.
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>>46074869
I feel like if tg had flags, yours would be of the worlds whitest people.

>if they should be is another matter
Not like they voted. God forbid we have democracy in this day and age.
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>>46075130
Fixed like post war Germany? Jesus anon, how much of a shit hole do you want Argentina to downgrade to?
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>>46074835
No. I'm right here with you.
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>>46074835
/ss/ is best
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