The last thread archived, So lets reboot.
What's some crazy shit you or your players have done. Get in here /tg/
Nothing too crazy but it drives me up the wall how they say, "I'm just gonna perception this room" instead of "I look around the room"
Just say what you're going to do, don't fucking skip straight to a skill
>Playing tengu rogue
>Scouting ahead cause hearing voices
>Spot orge and troll near bridge
>Cavalier gets worried comes forward wearing Full Plate
>They hear him moving
>Climb tree and bluff about just birds out here
>Cavalier keeps coming
>Troll starts looking for the sorce of sound
>Finds me in tree
>Chops down the tree
>Fall out of tree get knocked out
>Wizard tries and help get my body
>Cavalier goes to attack
>Gets hit once and turns to run
>Troll starts to eat me
>Party leave because not wanting fight this
>Orge yells about not having chicken in a while
We once got magical realmed into an mpreg and oviposition ritual.
>First game roll up a Cleric
>Drow Cleric of Ul'ul
>Have party of Wizard and Fighter pretending to be a monk
>Do my job of healing the party
>Have an attack of goblins at the docks
>Party runs to help of the guards
>Fighter runs forward ends up with 3 goblins on him
>Run up to help him out
>He falls down with one goblin left
>Goblin calls for help
>From around the corner comes 2 hobgoblins
>One comes at me
>Nope do not want
>Start backing up looking for help
>Wizard is out of attack spells
>Hobgoblin comes down on me
>Can't move fast enough away
>Hobgoblin find face to be a nice place to hold axe
>Never play Cleric again
>>46042612
>>Never play Cleric again
Found the That Guy.
>The party is split in two groups to get into a casino
>the first left their weapons with the second
>they get frisked by security
>Security finds the stick of dynamite hidden next to the character's dick (female P, male C)
>lets him keep it with gritted teeth
>frisker passes the word along "keep an eye on those two"
>They try and cause an explosive distraction to get into the manager's office, out by the gaming floor
>it doesn't work as planned
>Security cottons onto their fuckery
>gets forcibly introduced to the boss
>"Why the shit are you here? Nevermind, not here. Here's a key to the penthouse suite. We'll talk up there. Give me ten minutes"
>Boss scarpers, tells them to "die quietly", sends hitsquad
>fPmC 1 tries to escape via window, succeeds, goes around via suite next door
>fPmC 2 makes a homemade bomb, takes out two goons
>goes to pool table, throws pool ball
>she tries to argue that because she's throwing it "between" the two remaining goons, that a failure means it'll hit one of them, and a success will make them both try to take cover
>initiate PlayerSmackdown.exe
>"Fine. (humph) I'll just throw it at one of them", hits him
>fPmC 1 comes back, brains last goon
>>46043666
>she tries to argue that because she's throwing it "between" the two remaining goons, that a failure means it'll hit one of them, and a success will make them both try to take cover
This hurts my brain to read. What the shit.
>>46044272
Seriously. It was ten minutes, and she couldn't fucking understand "why" she couldn't do that.
>>46040683
Did the DM throw this thing at you? I've always wondered how this magical realm creature made it into a real bestiary.
My players opened a portal to the negative energy plane while in the positive energy plane, when the denizens got understandably mad, they opened a portal to the plane radiance to attack them. When their shit started catching fire, they went with a portal to the water plane, when very confused water elemental appeared they finally realized things were going down hill.
So they opened portals to all of the remaining elemental and para-elemental and got out of dodge.
And now Ebberon has the fucking elemental chaos
>>46047827
That seems like a seriously terrifying monster. Would use.
