Change the name of a spell by one letter to make a new spell.
I'll start the tone off suitably low:
>Ass Healing Word
>Speak With Dad
>>46034561
this thread is a
>Gentle Repost
>Power Cord Heal
mends electrical equipment in a 15 foot radius
>Abi-Dalzim's Horrid Jilting
The bride was left crying at the altar.
Milf's Acid Arrow.
Green liquid spurting out
>>46034561
>Lightning Belt
>Firebull
>Magi Missile
>Burning Hans
>Color Spay
All still useful, just not remotely as originally intended.
>SEX
>CASTING TIME 1 bonus action
>RANGE 90 feet
>COMPONENTS V, S, M (the petrified eye of a newt)
>DURATION Concentration, up to 1 hour
>Healing Work
>I thought magic was supposed to make this easy.
>>46034794
>Color Spay
So... do you... how?
>>46034561
Stop Tim
TENSER'S FLOATING DICK (RITUAL)
>DURATION 1 hour
>This spell creates a circular, horizontal plane of force, 3 feet in length and 1 inch thick, that floats 3 feet above the ground in an unoccupied space of your choice that you can see within range. The dick remains for the duration, and can hold up to 500 pounds. If more weight is placed on it, the spell ends, and everything on the dick falls to the ground.
>The dick is immobile while you are within 20 feet of it. If you move more than 20 feet away from it, the dick follows you so that it remains within 20 feet of you. It can more across uneven terrain, up or down stairs, slopes and the like, but it can't cross an elevation change of 10 feet or more. For example, the dick can't move across a 10-foot-deep pit, nor could it leave such a pit if it was created at the bottom.
>If you move more than 100 feet from the dick (typically because it can't move around an obstacle to follow you), the spell ends.
>Colon Spray
>Disguise Elf
>Animate Planes
>Create Waiter
>Wall of Scone
Not a terrible spell list for a night on the town.
>>46034561
>Weeb
>tfw tg enjoys things from dnd subreddit, as long as they don't know where it's from
>>46035258
Barring the forced namefaggotry and the cancerous circlejerking, leddit ain't that bad desu senpai
>>46034794
>Burning hans
Deanimate.
>>46034846
>Healing Work
It gets you a job as a doctor or nurse
>Sealing Word
>Healing Sword
>>46035348
>leddit aint that bad
fuck this place i'm leaving
>>46034832
These are all great, but this one takes the medal.
>>46034990
*snerk*
>BIGBY'S GRASPING HIND
>>46034832
>1 hour
Step up your game, anon.
>>46034561
>Tasha's Hideous Slaughter
I warned her to stop laughing at me, says archmage whose crimes are immortalised in a gruesome spell.
>>46035621
>Bigby's Grasping Hank
>CHILD TOUCH
>CASTING TIME 1 bonus action
>RANGE touch
>COMPONENTS V, S, M (One puppy, or candy with a value of at least 3 silver)
>DURATION Concentration, up to 12 hours
>A touch from your hand gets you thrown in prison and your asshole raped mercilessly 20 years, or until you are killed, whichever is first.
>>46035621
>>46035717
>BIGBY'S BRUSHING HAND
You'd be surprised how many monsters it pacifies.
FAME ARROW
A bright red arrow appears above the head of any person within 50 yards more than usually renowned in the local area.
Great for eliminating disguises,
>>46034578
>peak with diety
>Dankness
>>46035739
>CHILL COUCH
Pretty much mandatory for apprentices.
>Leomands Tiny Hat
Summons a small hat
>Lame Arrow
It's not a good spell
>Wall of Lice
> Stoner shape
> symbol of sheep
>>46034561
>Cum and get it
>Alter Elf
>Arcane Cock
>Aids
>Barfskin
>You touch a willing creature. Until the spell ends, the target's skin has a rough, barf-like appearance.
>Rape Trick
>Shitter
>Scorching Gay
>Sex Invisibility
>Bestow Purse
>Phantom Seed
>Remove Nurse
>Pant Growth
>Speak with Pants
>Water Wank
>Control Waiter
>Commune with Mature
>>46034561
>Flesh to Stoner
>>46034889
Why, what's he done?
>>46035850
>>46035862
>Dankness
>Chill Couch
I think I know what Potleaf Noonsleeper prepared today
>TRANSMUTE COCK
>CASTING TIME 1 action
>RANGE 120 feet
>COMPONENTS V, S, M
>DURATION Instantaneous
>You choose an area of dick or mud that you can see that fits within a 40-foot cube and that is within range, and choose one of the following effects.
>Transmute Cock to Mud: Nonmagical cock of any sort in the area becomes an equal volume of thick and flowing mud that remains for the spell's duration.
>Transmute Mud to Cock: Nonmagical mud or quicksand in the area no more than 10 feet deep transforms into soft dick for the spell's duration. Any creature in the mud when it transforms must make a Dexterity saving throw. On a failed save, a creature becomes restrained by the cock. The restrained creature can use an action to try to break free by succeeding on a Strength check (DC 20) or by dealing 25 damage to the cock around it. On a successful save, a creature is shunted safely to the surface to an unoccupied space.
>Prismatic Saul
>Flesh to Tone
>Berning Sanders
>Squeak With Animals
>Dis Spell
>Invisible Sir. Ant
>Blight
>'ight
>Poisson Cloud
>Planar Shit
>Intravision
>Slant Growth
>>46035944
>Barkskein
>Perfect for the tapestry-inclined druid
> Inflict Pounds
Summons a meatbread
> Insect Prague
Either the same spell in an oriental adventure, or infests the Czech Republic with Thri-keen
>Fag Cloud
Lets not talk about this one.
>Mass Seal
Be rid of penguin infestations or conveniently feed some killer whales
>Mold Person
Great for fitting iron maidens
>Lame Strike
The scabs mock you for not trying harder.
>Water Wreathing
Decorative and refreshing
>Skeet Storm
Clay pigeons rain down upon your enemies from the heavens
>Summon Mobster
>Spay Living
>Elemental Smarm (like Charm, but for elementals)
>Cam Animals (For cat pictures on the go)
>Hold Parson (For when mass starts to drag on)
>Protection from RAW (gets rid of rules lawyers)
>Ass Suggestion
>TRANSPORT VIA PLANKS
>>46035929
>>Rape Trick
i wanna learn that
>Reduce Parson
>Explosive Runs
>Remove Purse
>Solid Frog
>Rice Storm
>Phantasmal Chiller
>Magic Car
>Perverse Gravity
>Explosive Prune
>>46036374
Does eating these cause explosive runs?
>Limited Fish
>Falter Reality
>>46035805
Disqualified for having more than one letter changed/removed (presumably "speak" into "peak", plus "deity" into "diety").
>>46036276
>Dope Trick
>>46036589
>Grope Trick
>>46036577
>mispellings count
Okay friend
Beagles Splendor
Ears Endurance
>>46036651
Pope Trick
>Walter Self
>Flesh to Scone
Just like usual, but tastier
>Magic Fissile
For when you need some fuel for your nuclear reactor in a jiffy
>Endure Elephants
>Protection From Food
>Shield Otter
>Make Whale
>Hair Walk
>Symbol of Pin
>Greater Crying
>Clock of Chaos
>Mast Polymorph
>Clam Emotions
>Chili Touch
>Frown of Madness
>Banishing Smile
>Defect Thoughts
>Lice Storm
>>46036674
Nope Trick
>Evards Slack Tentacles
They just lie there, not doing anything
>>46036768
Rome Trick
>Power Word: Krill
>Faerie Hire
>Beacon of Nope
>Gaylight
>Plane Shit
>Weeb
>Moonbear
>Find the Bath
>Dominate Feast
>Massage
Fagic Missile
>>46036768
Hope Trick
>Scorching Roy
>Chill Couch + Mold Person + Dankness + Dope Trick = Magic Car + Planar Shit!
>Cloak of Chads
>Animate Dad
>Wail on the Banshee (beat up any ethereal undead in sight)
>Herm
>Imp Lesion
>Storeskin (your pores become bags of holding))
>Produce Fame
>Holy Shite
>Shield of Baw (log in to tumblr remotely)
>Scorching Gay
>Pear's Endurance
>Fat's Grace
>Dorkvision
>Beagle's Splendor
>Bowl's Wisdom
>Dox's Cunning
>Phantom Rap
>Remove Tear
>Locate Sobject
>Detect Snares & Tits
>'Mire Trap
>Lade Barrier
>Bigba's Forceful Hand
>Alone
>Statute
Subject can become the law at will.
>Limited Fish
Alters sea creatures within spell limits.
>Dimensional Rock
Teleportation and interplanar travel full of music for one day.
>Protection from Sells
Confers +8 resistance bonus against merchants.
>Maize
Traps subjects in an extradimensional corn field.
>Trap the Seoul
Imprisons subjects within Korea.
>Irresistible Dunce
Forces subject to be an idiot.
>>46036666
>Dub-Dimension
>>46036666
Hey, I'm mega-satan
>Symbol of Seep
>Grater Command
>Lame Strike
>Fame Strike
>Flame Shrike
>Inflict Light Sounds
>Shield of RAW
>Ham
>Dockvision
>Grue Resurrection
>Imp Lotion
>Detect Claw
>Bless Waiter (He's been doing a lot for you guys)
>Find Tarps
>Hound Burst
>Water Bathing
>Discern Flies
>Divine Powder
>Insect Plaque
>Plan Shift
>Protection from Spalls
>Grue Resurrection
>>46036959
>>Holy Shite
Hah!
>Shite evil
>Shite good
>Symbol of Gain
Shocking Gasp
Stocking Grasp
>>46037252
>>Dimensional Rock
>Teleportation and interplanar travel full of music for one day.
>Dimensional Cock
Fuck people in other dimensions
>>46035621
>>46037401
>>Lame Strike
>>Inflict Light Sounds
>>Shield of RAW
>>Ham
>>Dockvision
>>Plan Shift
I think every player gets these automatically.
>Wand Walk
>>46036115
>>46036310
Hold parson and reduce parson do the same thing in Ireland.
Staggering Shite
Primordial Bard
>Blame Barrier
>Hoky Word
>>46035258
>everything posted on Reddit is bad because Reddit
Something something Internet factionalism
Brooming blade
Clown of Madness
Rad Magic
Symbol of Shunning
Magic Jarl
Gears
>>46039086
If I want to show the opposite of someone telling someone off I'd just show your response.
Detect crying
Bowl's Wisdom
Bea's Strength
Scorching Pray
Marge Hand/Mage Handy
Wash
>>46035083
"Create Waiter". Kek.
Summon Nice Elemental
Arcane Gape
Cloud of Naggers
Dancing Wights
Charm Persson
>>46036276
Start by getting some rope.
>>46037252
>Irresistible Dunce
>Forces subject to be an idiot.
If subject is already an idiot, forces them to be irresistible
>>46034561
>Slay on Hands
>Smile Evil
>Defect Evil
>Dense Motive
>Divine Flavor
>Pure Wounds
>Zeroism
I am the Ultimate Antipaladin!
>Seein Disibility
Gain dazzled condition, locate autists.
>Inflict Minor Pounds
Fat baby.
>Restopration
Summon rest stop vending machine food.
>Mice Clone
Clone mice
>Ice Clowne
Kills the Clowne.
>>46039304
>Mage Handy
I think there was a spell to that effect in Book of Erotic Fantasy. Either that, or it was just a suggested use for Mage Hand.
>>46041917
There was the cantrip Grope, which had physical feedback.
>>46040244
>Cute Wounds
>Cute Disease
>Cute Insanity
>>46042220
>Curl Wounds
>Curl Disease
>Curl Insanity
>Cure Night Wounds
>Hear
>Teal
>Veal
>Heel
and a somewhat rule-breaking one:
>Inflict Serious Wombs
>>46035761
>cast it on a giant dire bat
>giant ethereal toothbrush manifests
>bat makes that exact face
>new party mascot acquired
>>46042220
Most edgelords seem to think they cast the third one on a daily basis.
>this thread
www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Misspell_(3.5e_Spell)
>>46039121
>Clown of Madness
Actually terrifying
>>46038817
All of the smite spells misspelled this way become much worse
>searing shite
>>46043103
>Thunderous Shite
>>46035705
Dancing Tights: similar to mage hand but it's a pair of tights that literally dance and distracted people
>>46044863
Bending: gives you the strength of Bender from Futurama.
>>46044937
Thaumalurgy: you develop a wondrous disease
Vicious Cockery: well this one is self explanatory
Thundercave: traps you in a giant cavewhich is a vagina
>>46034877
Moonman volunteered at the free clinic in the ghetto.
It's just eugenics.
>>46044989
Featherball: summons an animated ball of feathers
disonant thispers: gives target a lisp that means no one can understand them, also prevents spoken magic
>>46045033
crown of sadness: makes you suicidal if you fail a D10 intelligence check
Hatter: gives you a very nice hat
Also dancing mights: makes someone have to dance for you
Sacred blame: makes one deity hate you
Fight: like crown of madness in that it lets you pit two people against each other
sure wounds: guaranteed to hit
inflict sounds: makes you hear a certain sound all the time
Godberry: turns you into a god for the duration of your turn
steak with animals: gives you a delicious stake
anima friendship: allows you to bond with other fa/tg/uys over mutual game interests
beat sense: allows you to give someone the beating of a lifetime, regardless of abilty
pass without brace: allows disabled people to walk again
>Symbol of Inanity
Bores all who see it to sleep.
>Power Wood: Pain
>Power Wood: Death
>Power Wood: Orgasm
Favored by Orc raiding parties, assassins, and low-Cha Wizards, respectively.
>Power World: Insanity
[Insert MLP joke here]
>>46045272
>>Power World: Insanity
>[Insert MLP joke here]
Can someone explain to me?
>>46037252
>Maize
That's some spooky shit
>>46045966
Maybe a Magical Realm or That DM joke would've been more appropriate.
>>46045236
>Dancing Nights
Great for parties
>Create or Destroy Hater
>Power Word: Fill
>Thunder Rave
>Dankness
>Beat Metal
And, finally, the arguably most powerful 9th level spell:
>Fish
>Con of coldness
Summon an inmate of the frozen prison realm
>Blessig of the Ancients
>Aleful Polymorph
>Richdom
Come what may, my next character is gonna be a Typomancer summoning mobsters.
Spocking Grasp
