Kirby has now swallowed your PC. What powers does he get?
>>46034432
4 AIM-120 AMRAAMs, 6 AIM-9 Sidewinders, twin M61 Vulcans with a max capacity for 1.3K 20x102mm rounds, and 4480kg of fuel.
Being a condescending asshole, with the use of humor of poor taste.
>>46034432
He now has the power to consume other people for powers. Waiiit....
He can cover himself with fire and ram the shit out of things.
>>46034432
he gets an orange Mohawk and the Rage of a thousand-and-one Grudges
>>46034432
The power to hobble around on a cane and babble nonsense to random passerbys...then beat them with said cane for their heretical crimes.
The power to be caber-tossed by an ally and slam into things like a full-plated cannonball with spiked fists and cleated sabatons.
>>46034432
Incredible perception, especially eyesight...and wrinkles.
My PC is an 80 year old human with 22 passive perception in general, and 27 passive visual perception.
Smite Evil
Lay on Hands
Aura of Courage
Turn Undead
Also a very angry man inside of him waiting to retaliate if spat out.
Absolutely nothing
>Yet he is still the strongest being in the world because dice gods
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>46038271
Sweet
He tazes people for a combined 1d6+11 + 10d6(+50%) electric damage.
Crippling depression
>>46034432
>Kirby has now swallowed your PC. What powers does he get?An erection.
>>46034432
he just got a infected by a pornographic virus
>>46034432
Jacket, fedora, and a tiny revolver that only does damage with the muzzle flash (really bad aim).
Alcoholism.
He gets to run my game every few weeks.
A sword-cock
>>46034432
The ability to be the damn best gunman twirling a pistol around...for an orc.
>>46034432
Yoyo.
>>46034432
Constipation.
>>46034432
Being a very scary healer.
The mandatory power to scream.
Two cybernetic arms, two cybernetic legs, both sets armored, right hand containing a submachine-gun. Wireless connectivity, enhanced brainpower, the ability to store files and is convinced they are someone else.
near-crippling alcoholism, genius weapon-smithing abilities, and gigantism.
Neglects personal hygiene, but stays healthy nevertheless
buys a set of clothes every few years and wears the shit out of it, replacing only when absolutely necessary
obsessive hoarder
rarely sleeps, mostly jsut takes naps. And even then he might suddenly jump up, work on somethign important for a minute then fall back asleep
had almost every part of his body replaced several tmes, has a bunch of attachable modifications
(reads other answers... guess we arent talking about computers)
>>46034432
>what does kirby get?
Poisoned.
Or poison powers.
That's like, the entire deal. My guy's super poison. He's gotta wear a hazmat suit.
>>46034432
Fire. LOTS of fire.
Good strength and endurance, potential alcoholism, skill with a polearm, and wanderlust.
>>46034432
4 levels in Arcanist, a endless sense of narcissism, and ambitions to godhood
>>46034432
The power to cast spells really, really well, the more inebriated he becomes. With this power combined with his legendary constitution he may actually be able to become so un-fucking-believably shitfaced as to finally cast the Last Great Spell and break all the realities forever.
Which is a shame, because then there will be no more booze.
>>46034432
The power to be a sleazy cockbag and still somehow get into the pants of anyone he wants.
Also poor impulse control.
>>46034432
The power to grab people and jump off cliffs with them.
>>46034432
A drill arm and a bullshit animated grappling scarf.
>>46034432
5.2tb of space
12gb RAM
4.0Ghz FX8350
GTX 960
Wait, wrong sort of PC...
>Cries because no game
Fluffy tail
>>46034432
Is there a Bow Kirby? Because that's what he got. If something more physically-based than skillset-based, then he's Wing Kirby.
>>46034432
Super hacking mind powers, because my current character's a technomancer. That, or he gets the ability to be a huge prick.
>>46045618
>tfw 12 gigs of ram and no games to play
B-Ball Kirby.
>>46034432
He turns into a Blues Brother.
So, the power of music and divine intervention.
>>46046285
http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Archer
The power is pretty new, but does exist. It's fun to play with too
Paranoia and crippling depression.
