>your party encounters a monkey
>HE'S GOT A SWORD!
You idiot.
We've all got swords.
>>46031419
Atleast it isn't a gun
>>46031550
>>46031419
>>46031419
You call that a sword? this is a sword!
>>46031586
Why isn't he falling from orbit?
>>46031419
>>46031608
Moron, he THROWS the sword up so that it almost escapes the planet's gravity well and then it makes an atmospheric re-entry and hits the target.
>>46031623
This is how planet of the apes begins.
>>46031694
Which is why it was a viral marketing vid for one of the Planet of the apes films.
>I wasn't really worried since he was alone and I knew that there was no way he could CUT HIS OWN HEAD OFF. Alas I was mistaken as the Druid promptly summoned some carnivorous apes and instructed them to use his own scimitar and cut his head off (and of course quickly replacing it with the Head of Vecna...)
>>46031518
.....but i'm a monk......
Simian thread?
>>46031763
Shut up Nagi, you accepted the rules when you joined our company. Is a matter of style, have you ever heard of a hero who didn't have a sword? You don't need to use it, just keep it in the scabbard for all I care. BUT IT BETTER BE CLEAN AND SHINY WHEN IT IS TIME TO BRANDISH IT IN A HEROIC MANNER!
>>46031419
I shoot him with my Ruger Super Warhawk. Fraggin' Hanuman are the worst kind of halfers, always travelling around and stealing shit.
>>46031837
>apes
>overarm throwing
>>46031419
>the monkey is holding the sword in both hands
More evidence that Monkey Grip is a terrible feat--not even the monkey uses it.
>>46031623
This is why /k/ should go to Africa
To teach apes TD.
>>46031608
>>46031682
You're both totally wrong.
The pic is squashed for scale. The sword is so long that when swung overhand, with the aid of a catapult, it's tip escapes orbit. It then re-enters on the downward end of the swing, cutting target and half the planet as well.
I hand over my bananas. I'm not messing with this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sY0J2SXeMc
>>46032268
>>46032329
I agree that /k/ should go to Africa. Let's work together to make it happen, although I think we differ over what the outcome might be.
>>46031419
I ask the monkey what his deal is, maybe offer to buy the sword to get things rolling. I know a fairy tale when I've stepped into one.
>>46031518
You were quick, kudos
>>46031419
I always knew this was how I was going to die.
>>46031623
This is why monkeys shouldn't give chimps guns.
>>46031419
>Allegations including police misconduct and animal cruelty surround a recent shooting in Agrabah
>Officers were in hot pursuit of a man called Aladdin, still at large, but suspected for multiple counts of trespassing, theft, armed robbery, and aggravated assault
>Confronted by officers after being found stealing a loaf of bread, the suspect reportedly resisted arrest and led police on a heated foot chase through the market and residential districts
>Sources said that during the chase, a monkey believed to belong to Aladdin, allegedly raised a weapon against the pursuing officers
>The animal was later found dead with approximately 27 bullet wounds. Several officers sustained light injuries during the chase, but none have yet been attributed to the monkey's actions
>Animal rights activists believe this to be an egregious case of police misconduct, claiming the police overreacted to the perceived threat caused by the animal
>They have repeated calls for legislation to protect animals' rights during encounters with law enforcement
>The Royal Guard Union could not be reached for comment.
>>46031419
And I got a wrench!
But seriously, fuck those little shits, most annoying enemy in the whole game.
>>46031763
Monks can have swords
>>46031419
I buy swords for all of his monkey friends and set them loose on the Hamlet of Habelshim. That'll teach those snooty peasant guards to fuck with me.
>>46032393
I honestly doubt /k/ could survive in Africa
Atleast the uncivilized parts with warlords and child soldiers
>>46032865
And now I'm having PTSD flashbacks to that game, thanks anon.
>>46033016
That's just Yoshitaka Amano being fancy though, Yang never used a sword.
>>46032865
Never has a game made me so afraid of monkeys. Psychic powers do that I guess.
>>46033779
/k/ couldn't survive in Detroit, let alone Africa.
>>46033016
I love the happy little faces on Yang's pants.
>>46033779
They'd probably turn on the local populace for mistranslating magazine as clip. Or end up dying after a series of bayonet charges, since they all brought mosin nagrants and no one brought enough ammo.
>>46033779
>>46037156
>Never has a game made me so afraid of monkeys.
Bravery is not a function of firepower.
>>46032268
Considering how large that sword is compared to the monkey I'd consider it a size category above him.
>>46031571
Knowing that i took this pic a long time ago gives me such pleasure.
>>46031763
>monks cant have swords
God, why is D&D so stupid sometimes?
>>46031763
In 5e monk can wield short swords. So... go and get the fucking sword now!
>>46031419
>Defecate in hand
>Trade feces for sword
>Sell sword, buy monkey train to steal sword
>Defecate in hand
>Trade feces for sword
>Sell sword, buy monkey train to steal sword
>>46038761
Pajeet pls go
>>46033779
>putting groups of people from /k/ in any one place
Don't you remember the last time that happened?
Don't you remember thebrownies?
>>46038841All warfare is based on deception.
>>46038841
>>46038889
I need to know
>>46031586
I see we've found Gattsu's next sword.
>>46039103
http://imgur.com/s3dmg2Z
I'm not sorry anon
>>46040381
Chances are the only person who actually should be sorry for this never will.
>>46031623
I'm really surprised the little guy didn't run away when he heard the loud noises coming out of the object he was carrying.
Maybe it really is an ape uprising.
>>46040481
it's literally a viral marketing video for one of the Planet of the Apes movies
>>46032499
fuck off /pol/
>>46039290
>Gattsu
10/10 fucking got me good you double nigger
>>46031586
Now I'm very intrigued by the idea of a catapult that has a giant sword for it's arm. Has this ever been done before in history?
>>46031419
Pit him against another monkey with a sword. There's money to be made here.
>>46040658
I don't get it.
>>46031419
We offer him to join the group. He can useful in several ways, and gets to travel on my shoulder.
>>46031419
I don't know about the rest of the party, but I think my ranger just got an excuse to use his Amulet of Polymorph to turn into a monkey and have a sword fight.
>>46040856
Spoken like a true Rogue Trader.
>>46031694
>>46040481
>20th Century Fox Research Library
>20th Century Fox
>The company behind Rise Of The Planet of the Apes
Great work Homeslice you'll make detective on the force in no time.
>>46046808
Something tells me you're being sarcastic.
>>46040780
What you're asking for is basically a powered guillotine.
>>46031763
your body is basically a sword anyway
>>46046900
Throw any edgy adjective in front of "powered guillotine" and you've basically got the cover song of a death metal album.
>>46031837
have you brushed up on your simian warfare /tg/?
>>46031419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiS9Inm1oBs
>>46040623
I think not, niggerlover.
>>46049143
Fuck off back to your hugbox, we don't want your kind here.
