Have the Primarchs a sexual drive?
>>46016233
According to the Horus Heresy they are driven to fuck shit up
>>46016233
Fulgrum does.
>>46016233
You have heard of the Russ right?
Yes. See: Horus raping Fulgrim into joining Chaos, Fulgrim and Ferrus' bromance, Dorn's masochistic tendencies, etc.
>>46016233
There wouldn't have been a civil war if they did.
Didn't Fulgrim rape a dead chick
>>46016233
Probably not, it all ties into the fact that the majority of the Primarchs were manchildren who weren't conditioned to function like normal human beings, or even the abnormal human rulers they were supposed to be.
>>46016233
>Magical Pain Glove Should I stay for the parade or build fortifications
Pretty sure Russ fucked a whole Segmentum. He is a literal drunk space viking after all.
>Almost every man in the presence of a Primarch is quietly raised by the confidence in knowing he has fucked a woman and this super-person hasn't
Sanguinius liked having the girl on top, but the wings always got in the way.
No. Space Marines do not have a sex drive. They DO have penises and junk, but they have no interest in sexual matters due to drug therapy and hypno indoctrination. This is probably why slaanesh Marines go so batshit crazy
>>46025276
Not the Space Marines, the Primarchs. Space Marines are post-human creations: Once human and in possession of a libido, but subjected to surgeries that destroyed their sex drives and gave them a number of battlefield advantages.
The Primarchs are clones of the emperor, albeit ones subjected to significant genetic modification. If he felt like it, the Emperor may have decided to erase their sex drives before they existed, but we have no proof of that.
Pretty sure that Perturabo (being a NEET) had the least sex drive, and Russ (being a Chad) were at opposite ends of the Primarch sex drive.
>>46019842
Don't listen to namefags shitposting as usual.
No, they don't. No Primarch ever sired children and anybody suggesting they did so is only trying to push their shitty fanfiction. Primarchs are posthuman and feel no humanly desires, and in case of the traitors ended up hating humanity itself. Same case with their Astartes "sons".
>>46024839
>BUILD FORTIFICATIONS
>>46023068
That may have been for the psychological thrill of committing what many would call an atrocity
>>46025692
>YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PIPELINES
>>46016233
Yes, but they where crafted to have very specific fetishes. Why do you think Magnis wouldn't stop fucking with the warp? Or Sangunious with his fetish for himself
>>46016233
In the old fluff, it was hinted that Sanguinius had a wife. I'm not sure about the newer material, though.
>>46027709
It could have been a political marriage of some sort, or it was the wife that pursued the romantic element of the relationship. Considering Sang is widely regarded as being the prettiest of the Primarch's (Curzefag and other fangirl's opinion notwithstanding), I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case. In any case she clearly didn't last very long if she existed.
>>46027709
That's just a mistranslation glitch in the datalogs from millennia of disuse.
It actually says Sanguinius WAS a waifu.
If they did, what could they have done about it? Remember, primarchs are fucking huge, no magical realm here, logically each one is packing a Pringles can at least. Even if they had a sex drive there nothing to have sex with. Unless they're into ogryn women...
>>46016233
Ask Jain Zar about Guillimans'.
>>46029328
If a woman can fit a fist and like it, she can learn to fit a friggin Pringles can.
>>46025674
>sterile people have no sex drives
Untrue famalam. Whether a primarch has desire, I don't know, but the fact that they have no biological sons is of no relevance.
>>46029530
Dude if I knew my dad had cloned me into sterility I'd go fuck bitches left and right and not care. Also my special primarch healing will take care of space aids.
>>46029328
They're probably like gorillas or steroid users.
>>46025276
You're telling me those macho-douches don't gay fuck each other every second they got?
>>46029328
You have not seen the videos that I have seen. I envy you.
>>46027709
That would be an actual interesting addition to the fluff.
They could even add a bit of emption and meaning to the last time he sees her before going off to ultimately die by traitorous hands.
But that would require BL to learn to write well so never fucking mind then.
>>46016233 (OP)
Well there's the whole logistical issue, being super giants, would they even be able to penetrate a woman without killing her? As for "never sired children issue" they could be sterile/not compatible with normal humans, doesn't stop them from fucking. But yeah, the whole size thing can be an issue. It's still weird to imagine Jaghatai and Russ not having sexual drives yet still leading a planet of violent rapey barbarians.
>>46032757
You do realize you can have sex without penetration, right?
Also, I really doubt their equipment is bigger than a newborn baby.
>>46025745
>AND VOID SHIELDS.
>>46016233
>so to some up the thread
Short answer: Maybe?
Long answer: There isn't really a definite answer either way due to lack of information on the subject. And it's possible that some Primarchs had a sex drive and others didn't for physical or psychological reasons.
Personal best guess: Some of them did. Some were too mentally scarred from upbringing to develop one and some were just uninterested by default due to being ascended humans.
>>46016233
>Have the Primarchs a sexual drive?
Just ask Fulgrim's personal guards. I'm sure they'll be able to provide you with a lot of research material.
>>46030673
Had to be a REALLY fucking special woman for a demi-god to have her as a last thought as he fights his demi-god-brother buffed by gods made of thought in defense of their god-like father, all with the fucking fate of the galaxy in the balance.
It'd feel corny to me. I'd think someone as based as Sanguinius would have more important shit to think about in those last moments.
>>46034653
True, but considering an average woman would be no bigger than a primarch's leg, it would still pose some challenge. Not impossible, but challenging.
>>46037557
In that case, Primarchs only get to have oral sex or get pegged.
>>46016233
If they did, we'd have pic related.
>>46037943
which one is horus.
>>46037977
Blonde girl, red eyes in the bottom middle with the massive forehead
>>46038112
God damn, the emperor couldn't have made his power armor and innocent look more susceptible to chaos than an eldar on exstacy.
>>46038173
I think the look and innocent smile was to make his brothers feel a little bit calmer around him. He was practically liked by everyone after all.
>>46038239
Maybe, although at closer inspection, a mustache would have done wonders for him.
What would the implications of a primarch child be, even if he was only 'half primarch'? We know the Emperor didnt want a race of supermen replacing humanity, which is why he said no to female primarchs and marines. How baller would it be to have Sanguinius-kin as leaders of the Imperium, or Vulkan's line of descendents hunting for thw great to thw hundredth grand father?
>>46038425
>>46038112
>>46038653
nigga are u even trying?
>this is what chaos players actually believe
What fetishes/preferences do you think Primarchs would have?
My take on it is:
Lion: asexual
Fulgrim: reverse cowgirls with a mirror on the girl's back
Perturabo: elaborate clothing that takes hours to take off
Khan: orgy with only one pogo stick
Russ: doggy style, obviously
Dorn: extreme masochist
Curze: I'm drawing a blank here...
Sanguinius: blood play
Ferrus: piercing
Angron: fisting
Guilliman: missionary
Mortarion: edging
Magnus: phone sex
Horus: no real preferences, likes everything
Lorgar: tough one. I'd say nun fetish, but that is too easy. I'll go with tantric sex
Vulkan: put a ring on it
Corax: stealth exibitionist
Alpharius Omegon: in pitch dark
>>46040507
Couldn't Alpharius bemutual masturbation
>>46040729
No one knows what happens in the dark...
>>46040507
Curse.... Goth. Lots of Goth
Lorgar would be porn with a very complex story behind it.
>>46040507
>>46040917
Goth assassins that are after him, maybe?
So Lorgar would have something like a long running erotic adventure?
>>46041009
Lorgar likes porn with a bit of story behind it.
Something like Hentai would be right up his ally because of how long it gets.
>>46040507
>Lion
Accurate
>Fulgrim
Perfect
>Perturabo
Wrong, you need to assault his daemoni. Fortress/too autistic cor sex
>Khan
Correct
>Russ
Right
>Dorn
Possible, also fortifying things.
>Curze
JUSTICE/EDGE
>Sanguinius
Loving, tender sex in the missionary position, possibly while flying, to either procreate or wearing a condom (the Emperor Protects)
For the people talking about the primarchs dick size and the problems it would cause, i seen a video of a woman fit a whole bedpost in her vagina, so im sure that some women in the 30th millenium could handle a primarch.also perty has a tiny dick
>>46041056
>>46041125
>9gag
I really wish I didn't just post that.
>>46029328
Not to mention mortals have a tendency to faint in their presence
>>46040917
>>46041009
>>46041056
Ok, how about this for Curze?
From all of this he strikes me as a masochist as well, only he is more into the psychological aspect.
And I changed my mind about Sanguinius, he likes having his wings touched while engaged in loving, tender sex.
>>46041171
as well as Dorn
Christ
>>46040507
Guiliman and Perturabo would obviously be homosexual. Guiliman's Roman and Perturabo's Greek. Wouldn't be surprised if they were secret lovers.
>>46037943
Jaghatai makes me feel funny
>>46040507
>Ferrus
Surprisingly unkinky, despite everyone thinking he hates the temptation of the flesh.
>Angron
Would like vanilla, but the Nails means he can only get off to violence play/snuff. Probably just doesn't fuck at all.
>Gulliman
Wrote the Kama Sutra, but his legionaires forgot to innovate and try new things.
>Mortarion
sick shit
>Magnus
Too nerdy to get laid
>Horus
Correct, but he has to top
>Lorgar
Correct, maybe daddy play or priest bad touching.
>Vulkan
Perfect
>Corax
Yep
>Alpharius
Who the fuck knows???
>>46041221
Once again I feel sorry for Angron.
>>46041221
Magnus would be into cosplay and only jack it to anime.
>>46041221
Gulliman made me chuckle.
>>46041267
A-anon these thoughts are not pleasing to the emperor
>>46041120
>i seen a video of a woman fit a whole bedpost in her vagina
>>46030384
>gorillas
Micro penises?
>>46041201
It would only work if Gulliman was a boy or Perturabo's teacher.
>>46041327
The Emperor is not here though.
>>46041201
You know, just because Romans and Greeks sorta barely accepted homosexuality it doesn't suddenly mean they're all homosexuals. Most romances were still predominately between males and females.
>>46040507
Dorn wears condoms...layer after layer of condoms, with interlocking fields of fire and hidden entrenchments. He also likes to shout things like, "IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR, STAND FIRM!"
>>46037943
>>46040507
>>46041056
>>46041221
I.II.I..I.I.I......I don't think I've ever been more confused.......and unsettled as I am now.
>>46041396
>>46037943You just know they experimented with xenos when the emperor wasn't around.
>>46041396
Not gonna lie I prefer FemKurze. I've got a weakness for gothy chicks.
Does this make me worse than the Khan guy?
>>46041444
Stick around and see if something else happens.
>>46041120
>i seen a video of a woman fit a whole bedpost in her vagina
BARKEEP GET ME SOME MORE OF THE GOOD STUFF I THINK I'LL NEED IT.
>>46041444
You should have foreseen this.
>>46041388
>Gulliman as a shota
>gets really nervous around Perurabo offenses
>stubbern at first but eventually gets into it
>later takes the lead
By the Emperor I am DIAMONDS
>>46041462
Maybe femCorax would be a safer option.
>>46041462
It makes you no better.
But we are no worse.
>>46041503
>writes a manual on it later
>>46041388
Exactly. Greeks and Romans didn't like gays, but for them, you were only gay if you were on the bottom.
>>46041145
>>46041125
Here's your (You)
>>46041566
Pretty sure the boy was only an option until he hits puberty or something too. Afterwards, it was expected he takes only women unless he gets a student of his own he will sponsor.
>>46041535
>>46041396
>>46041267
>>46037943
I wonder if I still have Artificial Academy installed
>>46041632
... is there a Primarch mod?
>>46041516
Eh, the newest batwoman is a bit of a bulldyke. I'd prefer an insane yandere who loves me for being the only sane person on Nostramo over a gothy vigilante.
>>46041654
There was a whole class of r63 primarchs yes.
I added the Emperor and the 4 chaos gods.
Surprisingly, there was still 1 space open.
>>46041516
>>46041462
Take your pic
>>46041622
It's not like you'd be vigorously buttfucking your students either. It would be humiliating regardless of your age. It was mostly thigh fucking and mutual masturbation if anything even happened at all
>>46041673
If it's pre-Emperor, there is something of a chance on keeping her sane (enough) to be able to actually function, I'd say.
Only question is, how do you get her intention without getting flayed in the process?
>>46041717
Wow that headband makes Korax look retarded
>>46041715
Dear Warp, is there a link?
>>46041730
Yeah, I seem to remember there was even a term for a boy who is broken since he was forced upon and penetrated.
>>46041754
Maybe this looks better.I have no idea why the fuck I have all these pictures.
>>46041754
The one with the headband is Curze. The one with feathers hanging from the bag is Corax.
This thread actually took longer than i thought to go magical realm, I'm impressed
>>46041797
>failing to spoil
>>46016233
No. The Emperor deliberately bred the sex instinct out of them. Just read the HH books; No sexual drive whatsoever.
In fact, Guilliman was the ONLY one who had an adopted mother, and she was the kind of sharp-tongued old woman who took shit from no-one.
>>46041806
I facepalmed hard when I noticed i had forgotten it
God damnit
>>46041731
Just be a law abiding citizen. Korax was batshit insane and horrendously cruel to lawbreakers because he had to be but its also pointed out that he was incredibly fair and just to those few on Nostramo who deserved it.
You know how some Primarchs sorta had purposes besides being a war general? Roboute was an administrator, Magnus was a glorified car battery, etc. Kurze was probably meant to be the Supreme Court of the Imperium.
>>46041824
Eh, lack of evidence in favor of a sex drive does not prove they didn't have any. It just tells you it wasn't mentioned.
>>46041792
Fuck. I've been doing that the whole thread. Saying Korax instead of Kurze. Damn it. Or is it Kurze.
>>46041772
Pedicabo, I think
>>46041824
Didn't an entire legion fall to kinky sex stuff and rock and roll? The Khan knew Fulgrim was into some freaky shit, thats for sure.
>>46041862
>Pedicabo
>Peticabo
>Petucabo
>Peturbao
>Peturabo
It all makes sense!
>>46041824
Euden was a hell of a women who would talk down everyone from Space Marines to Primarchs.
But she did act motherly, especially when she noticed Guilliman was troubled about something.
>>46041842
Curze was meant to be a judge. And if he wasn't so mentally scared, he'd be a damn fine one too.
>>46041860
Konrad Curze.
I guess that leaves the question of what he thought breaking the law is. I mean, if it's jaywalking, everyone on the planet is most likely screwed.
>>46041862
>>46041912
Anon, you beat me to it!
>>46041918
So going by that and some amateur psychoanalysis, Guilliman would be into sharp tongued women.
>>46041978
Go home Freud, stop injecting your complex into everything.
>>46041918
Kurze got fucked the hardest by his kidnapping. Fuck Angron.
He was meant to be the perfect judge and what did Chaos do? Gave him visions of the future, destroying his impartiality and dropped him on the most lawless rock in the Galaxy to destroy his sense of right and wrong and his perception of what measures need to be taken for justice to prevail. No wonder he went insane, his home planet influenced him to be the one thing he was meant to protect the Imperium from.
>>46041201
>>46041978
>>46041996
Perturabo was sharp tongued.
>>46041933
Oh I recall it being stated it was crazy. EVERYTHING was punishable by death and he NEVER turned a blind eye to anyone. Of course in a society with Draconian law, those little technicalities and specifications that give or take a few years from your sentence don't exist because its death no matter what.
>>46041978
No sex until marriage and the bride has to be approved by his mother.
>>46042039
I thought both Dorn and Perturabo's whole thing was being taciturn to an unbelievable degree
>>46041997
>implying the Emperor didn't dump him there thinking he would be up to the task of making everything better
The irony is, he did make thing better, but he also got messed up beyond fixing as well as developing the most pessimistic worldview in the galaxy. Visions certainly didn't help and neither did the Emperor making him do all the wetwork of the Imperium.
>>46042118
Big E was a busy guy trying to perfect the Golden Throne and run a Galaxy, but didn't he at least spend some time with each son so he could sort them out some?
>>46042105
Huh I was certain Perturabo told everyone what he thought without thinking of consequences. It could be taken as sharp tonged.
But so did Dorn...
Romantic triangle?
>>46029530
No you halfwit. They haven't sired children because they have no sexual urges.
>>46042183
Dorn was just being a smartass.
>>46042183
Perturabo was a dick, he was either a dick because no one ever asked what he was thinking or no one asked because he was a dick.
>>46042118
The Emperor didn't dump any of his sons anywhere. That was Chaos' doing. I don't blame you for wanting to blame the Emperor though. The biggest disappointment in the details of the Horus Heresy series for me is that they didn't rework or give any explanation for the Emperor's actions that didn't make him an insane sociopath. Everything is literally his fault. Really takes away from the tragedy of the whole string of events.
>>46042178
Sure, but I think spending more than 5 minutes with Curze would alert anyone, nonetheless the big E, he needed some serious help and is in no condition to be sent out into another murderfest.
And I refuse to believe the greatest psyker in existence didn't know Curze had visions of the future and received absolutely no training or help in managing them.
There was something else going on, or Curze was right all along. Don't know which is worse.
>>46042203
Abaddon is Horus' son. How else do you explain how someone who just happens to look exactly like Horus becomes a Captain of the Luna Wolves? Nepotism is a bitch.
>>46042323
Except Abaddon looks absolutely nothing like horus. That was aximiad or whatever his name was.
>>46042267
Sure, but that theory was even entertained by Curze himself in Pharos.
There was something strange going on, you have to admit. How else would wolf Russ end up on the wolf planet? The same Russ who had canine DNA mixed in him.
>>46042282
Big E spent time with each Primarch after he discovered them, that's for sure. Not sure why he didn't spend more time with him.
Also you're implying Magnus wasn't scared shitless of Curze. He knew, but he was just too scared to tell anyone.
>>46041757
mega.nz/#!Lw4lyKxA!ydNOcRzx8Fo9GWXL1OgFkbAK7BE4Y0KrPkCoxlwcKaM
I think this is the edited versions that makes everyone willing to kill if affection is low enough. For AA2, not AA1
>>46042350
Oh right sorry. Abaddon is his "Clone Progeny".
So they were both his kids then.
>>46042382
That makes for an interesting picture.
Also, I think not even one the traitors or otherwise liked Curze. He was pretty much the weird kid of the family.
>>46042366
The Chaos gods aren't very creative. They've been playing the same game for millions of years after all.
>>46042442
Perurabo... maybe.
>>46042455
Fair enough. Time and GW's greed will tell, anyways.
>>46042415
These are only pictures.
Also, I have no idea why I expected it to be the male versions of the Primarchs in the game, heh.
>>46042552
>these are only pictures
you've never played artificial academy, have you?
>>46041717
FemCorax has kind of a hipster thing going on. Which is just as appealing to me as Kurze's goth look.
9/10 would listen to Of Monsters And Men with.
Do you have more?
>>46042722
More what?
>>46042819
More warhammer high pics.
If the Primarchs are clone of the Emperor, they're not Astares? Correct? And the Emperor is human right?
If true, do they need to do basic human stuff like shitting, sleeping for several hours and other shit?
>>46043155
>>46041715
i accidentally put a male slaneesh into the female folder and got the game to glitch out a bit.
it was. interesting.
>>46043218
>>46043305
>>46043396
>>46043496
>>46043565
>>46043723
>>46043218
This is... who and who?
>>46037242
>"God damn, Horus can still pull off the bald look"
>>46044451
Angela and Roberta
>>46044742
Now the male versons of them names please?
>>46044779
One has angel wings and the other one has a U for a hair pin. Guess. Come on son. You can do it.
>>46044866
>>46044779
Sanjay and Gilbert. Come on, lad.
>>46042415
w-wew lad...
>>46042442
I think he and Fulgrim got on pretty well before he blabbed Konrad's secrets to Dorn like the petty bitch he is
>>46043140
I mean maybe. But they are so far above the rest of humanity that they are basically gods
I'm surprised Nicedaemonette hasn't posted on this thread yet.
>>46048441
He's chilled out a bit in recent months. Now even saying his name isn't a garuntee he'll show up and shitpost everywhere.
>>46048908
Is he gone for good?
>>46027709
Didn't Corax have a Girlfriend at one point in his youth?
>>46050059
If by Girlfriend you mean 'Friend who was a Girl', then yes, her name was Ephrenia. She ended up wired to the controls of Corax's flagship as a living logic engine.
>>46030673
>emption
What the fuck is ”emption"? I've never heard that word before and Google gives me nothing that fits.
>>46051092
He meant emotion.
>>46049778
Lets hope so.
