Share your stories, both good and bad
>>46003438
I would
>>46003537
both
>>46003930
Give us the story anon, please.
>>46003517
Me too
>>46003930> I'm
Do share more.
>>46003930
You can't end it like that
>>46003930
... How under age are we talking? Please tell me you did NOT give a ten year old a blowjob.
>>46003438
GM's girlfriend in Iron Kingdoms game. She kept making a lot of insane, deadpool-like choices and gave less a shit about the lore than my mom who barely understood how to play, IC-wise, I kept protesting because, well, I was roleplaying as someone in the universe who thinks picking a fight with a a menite military scouting patrol (armed with a fucking rocketlauncher) was a bad idea.
My DM then pulled me aside and said I was being a wet blanket and to join in on the madness and I caved, being the beta bitch I was. These days, I realize I honestly wasn't exactly wrong, I was acting on knowledge my character had about the world around him. She was acting because she refused to read a damn thing about the setting and wanted do shit like sell pieces of dragonspawn hide thinking dragons in the Warmachine setting were like normal fantasy dragons.
I've only ever been in 2 separate gaming groups with girls before, both of them were inoffensive and largely forgettable. Except the one with large tits, that stood out at the time.
>>46003930
>Other players girlfriend
>Didn't know the rules just wanted to monopolize her bfs attention
>did nothing and complained she was underpowered as a 3.5 Wizard
>>46003930
You can't leave us hanging like that.
>playing a homosexual member of the opposite sex
This is always terrible and it's no better when girls do it. Unfortunately girls do this way more often than guys in my experience.
>>46003930
no consequences online dude, storytime
>>46003930
>I'm lucky
Bruh.
>>46004171
Jesus fucking Christ you whore, why the hell did you mess around with some dudes kid, let alone lead to ruining their marriage.
What kind of a thirsty cunt do you have to be even do something like that.
Fucking kill yourself you putrescent slut.
>>46004171
wait how old were you
>>46004171
Wow
our group had 2, one was actually invested and stuff, was a good person, other one just wanted to keep her bf with her at all times, he eventually dropped because of her (witch i was totally okay with because he did stupid shit all the time)
our GM sucked though so i quit eventually, wish i had a good one
>>46004171
wait a minute... so you sucked their kids dick, the wife thinks the husband is cheating on her when he tells her... so they fought it out?
>>46004171
Considering the fall out as a result of your actions a part of me wishes you weren't so lucky.
The other part me wants to be /ss/'d even though I'm in my twenties.
>>46004171
What was the kid's reaction to all this?
>>46004232
what the fuck made you think that was okay
like how did you justify that
>>46004171
I'll take things that never happened please Dara.
>>46004232
Wait. This guy is right
>>46004228
What happened to your shota?
>>46004171
>/tg/ will believe such a shitty story
I shake my head at you despite being my familia
>>46004232
Fucking pedophile, you deserve to be in jail.
>>46004232
You think THIS was a bad idea? Admitting to being a pedo?
>>46004232
>I knew this was a bad idea I think I'm out of here.
You fucking a kid was a bad idea you sub-human piece of trash. Nothing in the world is more despicable and horrid than a pedophile.
You are an absolute crime and disgrace to everyone who has the misfortune of sharing their species with you.
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>>46004239
>>46004258
>>46004263
>>46004275
> all those (You)s
come on /tg/
>Tfw I was 13 and wanted to bang the shit out of my friends 24 year old sister
Why is consensual pedophilia wrong again?Inb4 being younger means you are incapable of making decisions and open to being manipulated
>>46004232
I normally wouldn't say this because I think it's a dumb and overused meme, but if you're telling the truth do the world a favor and kill yourself. If it's all a work, 7/10 made a couple people upset.
>>46004309
That's exactly why it's wrong, you fucking idiot.
Do you really think horny 13 year old's just starting to experience puberty can make rational decisions?
It's the same argument as bestiality; an animal can "want it", but it's still wrong and always nonconsensual.
>>46004320
>I think posting at all was a bad idea. People are calling it bait and fake though so I don't think I have to worry. Thread will probably get deleted and I can breathe easy.
>implying all of 4chan isn't a massive honeypot
I hope you rot.
>>46004320
if you're being paranoid about this you really don't have to be
people care about preventing future crimes, not punishing past offenders
how the fuck did you approach a 13 year old and tell him you wanted to bang?
were his parents like never home or some shit
>>46004325
>Implying a horny anything of any age is capable of rational decisions
Getting older does not make you more rational once your dong is in control
besides making lulsorandum characters almost exclusively she was a literal whore.
Would hang out in the back area of the story,almost entirely sure she got to hang there 24/7 by blowing the store owner and staff on the regular, waiting for anyone to walk through the door then offer to blow them if they bought her models or MTG packs.
>show up for in store open table event
>30 mins early cause i overestimated traffic
>no one else in the store but me and her
>fuck it whats the worst that could happen
>sit down at the same table and chat her up
>we're both there for PF
>we both overestimated traffic
>conversation dies after 3 shitty sentences
"So umm, anon. If i blow you in the back will you buy me some singles?"
>internally losing spaghetti gotta salvage and not seem like a social autist
"Nah."
"Oh, okay."
>cue 20 minutes of awkward silence till the shop fills
>made the same offer to 3 guys and a chick making the only girl to actually show leave
>aww shit only one PF table
>dm's pretty nice and so is the rest of the group
>she makes a paladin who kills anyone for no reason
>justified the random murders with paladins being beacons of justice who punish criminals and theres no way anyone anywhere hasn't done a crime no matter how small or petty
>did that peasant working the field use the wheat he just cut to make bread
>well shit thats technically stealing from the lord of the land gotta kill that mofo
>game ends and she makes the blowjob offer to everyone she could get to
>5 neckbeards take her up on it and i see her negotiating which cards under the glass are worth what before i left
>>46004132
What about being vaguely bisexual and playing a heterosexual member of the opposite sex
>>46004346
Rational=/=informed.
A horny older teen can make informed decisions a pretteen or young teen can't.
>be gril in new city, know no one
>fuckit, lets make some connections
>drop into LGS for D&D thing they had advertised
>walk in to standard assortment of neckbeards and skinny geeks, except for one fucking massive woman who instantly gets this look on her face like she's got a turd under her nose
>for the record, I was wearing my shlubbiest casual wear- baggy hoodie, shirt neckline up to my throat, fat day jeans. ZERO effort into my appearance.
>She had a super low scoop neck shirt that was at least a size too small, badly applied heavy makeup, and that lingering aura of bitch
>whatever, I'm already here, I put on my best face and hope for fun
>DM was running some shitty gladiator tournament because apparently the regular guy took the week off, whatever it works well for drop in
>entire 3 hrs the bitch makes a show of hanging off the guys, interrupting me on my action, trying to initiate pvp against me, getting huffy when I won't
>the guys are just awkwardly trying to keep the game moving
>at the end of the session she's deliberately in earshot and makes a super snotty comment to the DM "I really HOPE that SHE isn't coming NEXT time."
>I laugh and call her out, "nah, I got better shit to do than have a pissing contest with you."
On the one hand, yeah her shitty behavior got what she wanted- no more other female in her territory. On the other hand, fuck, I'm too old for that drama.
Sex is not automatically a scarring, horrific, experience just because one is underaged.
If it's forced or unwanted, or if the person was somehow manipulated? Sure that can be traumatizing, and those who inflict such pain should be reviled.
But sex, by itself, is not a bad thing. Really, it's not.
>>46004356
That's fine. The bi part makes it seem kind of suspicious but if it's not a blatant wank fantasy then it should be alright.
>>46004320
Post more lewd stuff please..
>>46004325
>not knowing mares will absolutely attempt to rape you
If they want it and you're in the corral they will just back their ass into you until they have you firmly placed between them and a wall. Seen several hands walk away from the job, metaphorically, after getting their ribs or arm busted that way.
>>46004353
Good on you, I probably couldn't have said no
>>46004232
Mods ban this filth
>>46004429
Who am I kidding, I would have probably ran away.
>>46004346
there are some decisions even a child can be maximally informed about and wants to go through with but the law says otherwise.
>>46004374
She was right to be worried desu, your choice of casual attire makes you sound waifu material.
>>46004455
your triple dubs make it harder for me to call you a creep than it should be
>>46004382
Pedos get out and kill yourself.
>>46004482
idk senpai
I was "raped" at 12 by a 16 year old, and I feel pretty normal.
I say, on 4chan.
>>46004468
That's the power of dubs, baby!
>>46004432
I think she just needs a good fucking from someone whose older than her.
>>46004496
Coming on 4chan is arguably not being normal
>>46004505
>arguably
do you get in arguments over if the sky is blue
The taboo of sexing those in pubescence is fairly recent and wholly western
There's a chick up here in the 916, a fat whale named CJ.
I saved up all my money to go to a con that was being held to go to the trading post to get a cloak of protection for 5e.
Bitch got there like 3 hours before any of the games started and sniped that shit for her character and she hasn't played in a year. She brought all of her certs to pick up a cloak for 5e for a character she hasn't played in a year.
I asked to trade her and she flat out refused. Also the first time I met her she asked me to take her home and pick up her daughter on the way there. It was weird.
>>46004505
Well I don't regret it.
>>46004496
Which raises another question. Is it pedophilia if both participants are underage?
>>46003930
>>46004171
>>46004232
>>46004320
What is this
Why would you do that
I don't understand
>>46004530
Lulz.
No, technically in order to be a pedophile by ye olde standards, the pedophile must be double the age of the child(person?). Ofcourse modern day usage is completely different.
>>46004530
16 isn't underage in many places.
And if you are in the US, yes. Many pairs who are both the same age but under the age of consent have been labelled as sex offenders.
>>46004510Yes
>>46004022
To be fair, it is fairly easy to build a broken wizard if you have no fucking clue what you're doing and you don't pay any attention. This prevents you from resolving the problem in any reasonable timeframe (RAW, anyway) if the player ends up buying in and actually wanting to play the game at a later time.
>>46004530
That's double pedophilia
>>46004530
no, but kids can be arrested for having child porn
>>46004530
the guy is blamed by default, I believe.
>>46004553
Even if he's the younger?
Girl in my game currently plays a lolsorandum hobomage.
>constantly interjects with nonsequiturs
>constantly egging other characters (or players, OOC) into doing lolsorandum shit "because it'd be hilarious"
>gets huffy when the game slows down because the rest of the party is bogging down in off-topic natter
>even though at least half of the off-topic time is literally because of her or her character
>once spent two fucking hours talking to a random elemental nearby a dungeon because "it was out of place"
>she literally only asked it one question
>spent the entire rest of the two hours asking the GM questions and using metaknowledge to predict the plot tweeeest at the end of the dungeon
>WHICH WE HADN'T EVEN FUCKING ENTERED YET
Pretty much every character in the party thinks her character is an annoying chatty cathy (literally at least one party member has threatened to kill her character if she wouldn't shut up).
She's actually *less* annoying when she's OOC and trying to correct me on rules (I'm the resident rules lawyer because our current and previous GMs are hella bad at mechanics so they've all delegated that part of their duties to me, because I've read most of the mechanics splats front-to-back), because at least then I can shut her shit down.
OTOH, she's actually good when she buckles down to play. Which isn't often, sadly. And her lolsorandum mage build actually brings a ton of utility to the table (no fucking surprise, magic is hella stronk).
Today wasn't so bad, actually. My character ended up being the socialite for the most part and took command of most situations; it wasn't until we hit the fancy ball party that she got to let rip, and by that time I (and my character) weren't interested in the goings-on, so I mostly tuned everyone but the GM out and played Headpat Simulator 2016.
>>46004536
That's fucked up. Around here as long as the age difference is within one year it's awwwright.
Kids experiment, we like to pretend they're innocent little angels but reality is not quite like that.
>>46004455
>you sound waifu material
Yup. That's why I'm already waifu'd. Other half had work, I needed socialization/reminding why I hate people. The zero effort and clothes choice is a subliminal "not interested," in case my sparkle sparkle isn't obvious enough.
I have a strong feeling that she would have been equally bitchy if I brought my mate and/or gone on to aggressively hit on him.
>>46004530
Technically statutory rape. the real issue would be if the male was 12 and the female 16 the male stands a good chance of being labeled the rapist. For example take that one teacher who started up a relationship at age 32 with a 16 year old guy and when the school found out she got off with 3 months probation while chad got put on the sex offender list for rape despite numerous video's evidencing her as the initiator.
>>46004521
Should have asked her if she wanted to follow the damn train
>>46003930
Storytiem, dammit.
>>46004570
Okay there, lousiana or finland. Reel it in.
>>46004496
Shh shh shh, anon. You were incapable of making rational decisions at that age and were therefore by definition raped.
No, no, it's okay. I don't need your opinion on it, I got this.
>>46004530
I think the real question is whether the older one counts as a milf/silver fox, and if the younger is any "less" loli/shota than they'd be with an older partner.
>>46004580
Source for the one teacher?
>>46004590
Australia
>>46004567
>once spent two fucking hours talking to a random elemental nearby a dungeon because "it was out of place"
Two hours is pretty long, but beyond that, this one's the DM's failure
>>46004597
I got work so i can't find it for ya but its britain and feminists basically fucked the kid over. Teacher got off easy cause the "shame and emotional trauma" the incident caused she considered punishment enough and the jury and judge were browbeaten into accepting that. Guy got sex offender for taking advantage of a sexually vulnerable woman.
If you check /b/ women hate threads its used fairly often.
>>46004171
I am giving you 5/5
That was amazing
Thank you for sharing
>>46004603
Yeah but you guys got like 20 years tops before a cassowary guts ya or a kangaroo takes ya down in a boxing match. Hell you gotta reproduce fast to since dingoes take ya baby's.
>all the mad virgins of /tg
>who would have killed to get laid at 13
Enjoy your wizard powers I guess
>>46004320
You have at least one friend here, anon. I don't think less of you. Nothing you did sounds all that bad to me personally.
>>46004655
Im saving it for the right girl
>>46004655
I got laid at 7. While it wasn't mind imploding its definitely not conducive to a good mindset.
>>46004590
I think Louisiana's is legal if it's either less than 2 years or less than 1 year apart in age. So you can be 18 and sex a 16 yr old. As someone who has been both 16 and 18, that's not entirely unreasonable, as those people are often in the same grade (remember, Louisiana).
Source: am stump-jumping crawfish eater
>>46004655
if this was about a 23 year old guy fucking a 13 year old girl you would have called the FBI already
but it's ok when a woman does it
>>46004735
I mean, I wanted it and she offered and I went for it.
I totally understand why it's the double standard that it is.
The 13 year old me wouldn't hesitate doing a 23 year old, as long as she's passable. I was really horny back then.
I don't think the act itself would mess me up, but all the drama surrounding it (say if 23 year old got pregnant, or parents find out as in this example and the law gets involved etc etc) probably would. If the 23 year old explain to me what getting in a sexual relationship with a woman actually entails I might be okay.
>>46004735
well obviously, because that would be rape
But women can't be rapists anon.
Rape is part of the patriarchy.
If anything this poor young woman is the victim here.
I want the meninists to go back to Facebook.
>>46004798
>IT'S OK FOR WOMEN TO FUCK LITTLE KIDS
>FUCKING MRAS GET OUT REE
>>46004171
Whoa.
If it's true then... just whoa.
Hope everyone involved has put their lives back together by now.
>>46003438
Anyone else think the girl in the pic looks like seras Victoria's first day of school?
Not sure if this counts as that girl:
>DMing a one on one session with that girl
>Things were pretty nomal for a while
>Then things got steamy because we were high schoolers back then
>I know she was in a relationship at the time, over a year
>We somehow pussyfooted our way into roleplaying smut
>She said it wasn't cheating because it was only roleplay
>We ended up roelpaying multiple sex scenes between our characters
>They were quite detailed
>At some point the names were switched with our own names
>Tried to keep a straight face when she said "cum inside"
>The characters ended up having a kid first then a set of twins
We're only good friends to this day
>>46003930
>>46004171
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>>46004320
This is fucked up, but also really hot.On a scale of one to ten, how attractive are you?
>>46004850
I'm surprised this hasn't been posted already, I'm disappointed in you /tg/.
>>46004847
can't unsee now
>>46004309
Being younger means you are incapable of making decisions and open to being manipulated.
>>46004521
Which con? I'm probably returning to the 916 area later and it'd be good to stay in the know on those people
>>46003930
>>46004171
>>46004232
I wasn't ready for this.
>>46004171
>>46003930
>underage son
>>46004885
Well they're all jumping on her and what she did does seem pretty despicable, particularly with breaking up the family and stuff.
But from the other side of the internet it's also really hot. Why I'm fapping to the thought of a 23 year old onee forcing herself on 13 year old me right now.
I just didn't want to be the first to show my hand.
>>46004566
If male (adult) is older than female (minor) male is blamed
If male (minor) is younger than female (adult) male is blamed
If male (minor) is older than female (minor) male.is blamed
If male (minor) is younger than female (minor) male is blamed
If male (adult) is sober and woman (adult) is drunk male is blamed
If male (adult) is drunk and woman (adult) is sober than woman is blamed (good luck not getting laughed out)
If male (adult) is drunk and female (adult) is drunk then male.is blamed
>>46004577
Both, most likely.
"Subtle" hints like that don't always work on men because we are always down for sex, whatever we're wearing
>>46004325
http://news.yale.edu/2013/09/30/increased-age-comes-decreased-risk-taking-decision-making
I don't know what to tell you.
>>46004912
> it's the men who are oppressed! we live under a matriarchy!
>>46004935
Meant for
>>46004346
>>46004455
You have dubs and you're still a creep.
>>46004893
The only thing young does is make you more likely to be inexperienced. This is not cured by age despite what this board of virgins and social misfits think.
People do not actually tend to have sex based on informed decisions after considering the socioeconomical status of their environment and their own households, pedigree and compatibility. They just fuck.
And all people are manipulated at all ages by everyone. No-one picks up anyone by being the downtrodden used up employee they most likely are, everyone presents themselves to be far better then they actually are, be it male or female, from all ages.
But again, preaching to trees, most of the people on this board never even kissed a girl and have their heads so far up their asses that they can see daylight at the end of the tunnel.
Except for the women because even the most hideous woman can get laid easy because there are people that desperate. Informed decisions indeed.
>>46004936
>>46004912
You took that a step forward senpai
He's not implying a matriarchy, he was implying that the legal system oppresses men over women. Ours is a sort of "women can do no harm" type of world, where men are hyperviolent rape machines who lose control of their bodies when they see too much of a woman exposed when they walk the streets.
Anyway, this is /tg/ and I'd rather not talk politics.
>>46004936
Nice strawman and ad hominem, mate, but really, go back to tumblr.
>>46004936
sweet meme bro, #bernie2016 is totes on fleek
>>46004171
>raped a 13 year old kid
Oh wow. I hope this is a troll.
>>46004949
> he was implying that the legal system oppresses men over women.
By what possible metric is this less euphoric?
>>46004951
>>46004953
Did I trigger you? I'm so very sorry. Perhaps you would feel better in your /pol/ or /r9k/ echo chamber?
>>46004967
Did I trigger you? I'm so very sorry. Perhaps you would feel better in your tumblr echo chamber?
>>46004967
>By what possible metric is this less euphoric?
...The fact that its true? Like, this isn't even up for debate. How is this euphoric le atheism.
>>46004912
>If male (minor) is younger than female (adult) male is blamed
I'm not so sure about that one. I think it mostly either gets ignored or the woman gets the blame, depending on how pissed off the parents get about the whole thing.
>>46004971
Are you so hurt you can't even try? Poor thing.
>>46004975
> The fact that its true?
[citation needed]
I know you feel bitter over not getting any, but do try to not act like your fantasies have anything to do with reality.
>>46004989
[citation needed]
>>46004989
You do know men cannot be raped in most states of the US right?
>>46004904
>I just didn't want to be the first to show my hand.
Get out.
elf threads are deleted within minutes but if you rape a kid the thread stays up for hours
>>46004983
You're trying to reason with someone who lives in a world where men are oppressed by the PC crowd or whatever is his preferred buzzword. If he listened to argument, then he wouldn't hold the views he holds.
>>46004997
Are you really triggered so hard you lost any ability to apply cognitive effort to anything?
>>46005000
Do provide quotes.
>>46004171
You strike me as a pretty despicable person.
Don't take /tg/'s rampant virginity as acceptance of your actions please.
>>46004407
Speaking of wank fantasy, I've refused to make my characters anything other than asexual. Mostly because I am and my GM once made me role play a sex scene in vivid detail because my character was straight. My pride as a role player forced me to go through with it.
In retrospect I should have just refused.
>>46004320
>I don't think I have to worry.
Well, you don't have to, no.
>>46005005
I think it's pretty great.
>>46005010
>only 2 obnoxious smug anime reaction pictures
I don't even have a horse in this race, but if you're smugposting you need to put in more effort than that.
>>46004424
Your point is?
>>46005018
I understand wanting to FTB instead of playing out a sex scene in game, but what does you being asexual have anything to do with it? Surely you can separate your own sexuality from your character's sexuality?
>>46005032
No one charges mares with attempted rape.
>>46003438
>>46003517
>>46004847
I think that's fanart of Power Girl as a highschooler.
>>46005018
Where do you even find DMs like this? What the fuck, I hear about shit like this so much on /tg/
>>46005026
I've been smugposting since before you entered school, lad, don't teach your parents to fuck.
>>46004947
I mostly agree with your post, but your last sentence makes you sound jaded.
>>46004171
You are a horrible pedo rapist and will burn in Hell
>>46005065
> jaded
More like desperately virginal.
>>46005050
>What the fuck, I hear about shit like this so much on /tg/
Pretty sure the the site preface says not to take anything posted here as truth.
>>46005043
They're also filthy animals.
There are different standards in place for people.
>>46005041
not him, but i find that people that want to roleplay sex are usually the ones who are sexually frustrated.
Friend A never had a girlfriend... high charisma beautiful alphachad elf characters all the time
Friend B has a healthy sex life... all kinds of different characters.
Friend B gets dumped... Alphachad half-elf ensues.
I can separate my sexuality from my character's, but I play rpgs to do "things i can't do in real life", like adventuring through flying fortresses and building sentient magical shit. Sex doesn't fit.
>>46005043
That's a pretty weak argument m8. Dogs who hump people don't get charged either, they're animals. And if you fuck them, you're still likely to get arrested.
>>46005055
And yet >>46005010 is still missing an irritating smug face. Looks like the senility must be setting in.
>>46004353
Seems like a pretty reasonable way to finance your gaming habits.
Frankly, I find her (lack of) roleplaying far more objectionable.
>>46005041
Sex disgusts me. I wouldn't want to role play it on the best of days, and I thought that I had to to keep in character.
I'm not sure what my point is, but it really just breaks the immersion for me.
>>46005101
If you think that every smugpost ought to have a smug animu picture attached to it, then you have much to learn indeed.
>>46005026
Dear god where is this poor woman's nose
>>46005101
Not an argument. Not even corral anon. Just a facetious statement because the thread has gone off the rails.
>>46005050
I go through a lot of different role play groups.
Also >>46005095
>>46004171
Either an amazing tale you've written or a super shitty thing to do that deserves to put you on a list.
>>46005041
FTB?
>>46005118
I agree with your post, but did you HAVE to post the most annoying bitch?
>>46005065
Its not really jaded its just truth. A hideous 0/10 guy with nothing else will stay a virgin pretty much forever. A hideous 0/10 girl with nothing else can still give her virginity to a hideous 0/10 guy if she wants to.
Have you people not gone to school at all? Never knew a chick so ugly it hurt to look at her always have a boyfriend, or was known to be the local bicycle while that one roommate or classmate of yours whined about being a virgin/pretended really hard not to be despite there not really being anything wrong with him aside from having nothing exceptional about him?
Even a completely unlikeable, hideous, obese woman can demean herself to accept orbiters and the desperate, it doesn't work the other way though. Thats just how it is.
>>46004325
>It's the same argument as bestiality; an animal can "want it", but it's still wrong and always nonconsensual.
If you're not a vegan you're a huge hypocrite.
>>46005142
School was rough for you, huh anon?
>>46005139
Fade to black
Or sometimesFade to bed
>>46005139
You know fade to black, when the DM go "and then they tenderly made love in the missionary position while holding hands."
>>46005093
Read each individual line of text by itself. Most of them make sense. It gets pretty bitter towards the end, though.
>>46004382
If our society as a whole was more mature, then maybe you could be right.
As is, sex is given far more weight than reasonable on top of being a taboo topic. By having sex with an underage person, you shoulder them with a host of consequences that extend far beyond their mere mental health.
>>46005145
How is that relevant to the discussion that you two were having?
>>46005153
You're trying to reason with a Tumblrtard. If he or whatever his special snowflake prenoun is listened to argument, then he wouldn't hold the views he holds.
>>46003930
>>46004171
>>46004232
Look, the fact that this bitch is an actual pedophile isn't what makes her an absolutely horrible fucking person. I mean, it's pretty fucking disgusting, but the fact that she shagged the underage kid of her DM, a man who trusted her to look after his son is what makes her a true scumbag.
But it's the fact that she went on to blame the DM of adultery and break up his marriage is what makes her a complete and utter vile whore of the lowest caliber. For fucks sake, she manipulated a 13 year old boy into breaking up his parents marriage. She fucking ruined his family as a thanks for shagging him, how do you think that affected his relationship with his dad? He'll have to carry that now for the rest of life. And she did this to her GM, of all people.
How much of a self centered psychopath can you get?
>>46005097
That's interesting, because I'd describe myself as incredibly sexually frustrated (admittedly, I wouldn't admit this outside of an anonymous internet context) and yet I absolutely abhor involvement in sexual roleplay with another person.
>>46005142
Were you bullied often in school? Ah, but of course you were, silly me. Rather, do you get bullied often now?
>>46005137
>Implying everyone in this thread isn't now on a list
>>46005147
Yeah but not for virginity and sex problems, hard to care when you find yourself orphaned because some guy thought drunk driving is okay.
Now I'm being jaded and cynical.
>>46005145
Wrong is dictated by the standards most people uphold.
Eating meat is right by those standards.
Your argument is like comparing torture to murder.
>>46004944
Look...
Whatever about repeating words like autistic or fedora until they lose all meaning but, don't dilute the meaning of the Best Thread on /tg/ image.
This thread is anything but.
>>46005166
I sincerely hope you're b8ing and aren't really this mad.
>>46005171
> she went on to blame the DM of adultery
That's not what she did. Reread the thread.
>>46005178
I haven't. Not sure what bullying has to do with this though.
>>46005179
Everyone's pedo by proxy, and our loli folders will be kept as evidence.
>>46005175
Maybe your frustration makes you anxious in regards to the topic?
I can definitely see how it would work either way.
Not the same anon btw.
>>46005179
We're all on some lists all the time.
Who cares anymore?
>>46005147
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>>46004325
>It's the same argument as bestiality; an animal can "want it", but it's still wrong and always nonconsensual.
Isn't bestiality legal in a few states? Florida?
>>46005195
If you got that insecure without even having been constantly belittled, then I'm truly at a loss for words. Try euthanasia, I heard it helps with your problem.
>>46005206
It's just a cartoon.
Who cares?
>>46004320I'm conflicted, but I hope you got to apologize to the kid at some point for doing that to his family. Not the sex though. He probably loved the sex.
>>46005175
Likewise I get a lot of actionor so my wife tells me, maybe her friends are just prudesand I always include an outlook on relationship on my character background. I just think it's a very important part of a person.
>>46005213
Where I come from, they shank fools for saying such things.
>>46005186
I'm sorry for you anon
>>46005222
Tumblr?
>>46005208
Florida Man would tell you otherwise.
>>46003438
I knew a girl like that in high school. Even roleplayed with her. I think me and the other nerds kind of scared her off the group by staring at her boobs too much. It was middle school, we were horny. I blame hormones.
Hooked up with her years later, actually had a bit of fun. Lasted for like a year, then we decided we should see other people. She put on some weight so the boobs' relative size shrunk. Still had the cutest babyface, though.
Ran us several games of Exalted.
>>46005222
Hi /co/. Nice trips.
>>46005222
I guess, but I just feel like people shouldn't care as much as they do.
>>46005227
Meh, ten years dulls all pain.
>>46005211
I don't think you know what insecure means.
>>46004550
pedoublephilia?
>>46005018
Hah.
>>46005233
Florida Man is a menace to society whatever the laws and standards of the US or Florida in particular.
>>46005241
Looking at you, I have no doubts.
>>46005190
I was about to respond to that post with the same thing, thank you.
I've seen that image on genuinely good threads. It makes me sad to see it here.
>>46005175
Then you're that one other type who actually sees what's wrong with what I call "virginal ways", and it's something else that frustrates your sexual endeavors, like being ugly, or freezing and spaghettiying all over the place when near a girl.
Friend A is the definition of those "virginal ways". He is 23, only lost kissless status 6 months ago, and that's mostly his fault since he's not exactly hideous and has a nice car. He overvalues the first kiss and first sex, so much that he has standards too high for himself. He then feels frustrated and blames everyone else instead of trying to improve his (boring) conversation skills.
Friend B can act like a normal functioning human when he miraculously gets a new girlfriend(usually 7-9 years younger than him since he's too beta for women his age). The problem is that he reverts to betafag mode the moment she leaves him. That lack of emotional balance is also displayed in his life as a whole, since he's never been to college despite having every chance to, is unemployed and does pretty much nothing but smoking weed all day. I smoke weed too, but only when I'm done with being a functional member of society.
>>46005219
>outlook on relationship
That's different from being the fighter and going "i roll for charisma to seduce the barmaid" more often than the bard.
>>46004848
That sounds really nice anon
>>46005240
People don't care; they like to make jokes because this thread's going down the shitter.
>>46005263
Why are you attacking him? Are you that salty, or perhaps a slut?
>>46005295
It's a tumblrtard, just ignore it.
what the fuck is going on in here
>>46005234
I've never deliberately stared at the boobs of a woman who's in the same physical location as me. Too afraid to upset them.
Maybe it's the fact that I was raised by a diagnosed neurotic single mother that's to blame.
>>46005319
>>46005270
>That's different from being the fighter and going "i roll for charisma to seduce the barmaid" more often than the bard.
That's not a problem with involving relationship or sex in your game though, that's just problem with rollplaying instead of roleplaying, and in an area where you really should be roleplaying.
If I was DMing a 5e game and I see you got that Charlatan background and put down "I fall in and out of love easily, and am always pursuing someone" as your trait you better believe I'm going to throw potential lovers in your direction and expect some kind of reaction.
>>46005187
>Wrong is dictated by the standards most people uphold.
So when most people were okay with slavery, slavery was right?
>Eating meat is right by those standards.
It's not just about eating meat. Animals on almost all farms are artificially inseminated.
Bulls are raped by being masturbated to collect the semen, and then the cows are raped by having the semen squirted up their vaginas.
Nobody asks for their consent. The cow that gave the milk you drink most likely was repeatedly raped throughout its life, and will continue to be until it gets old, and then it will be killed, without its consent.
>>46005295
What does it even mean to be a slut in this day and age?
>>46005263
If you say it enough I'm sure it will become true.
>>46005270
>Then you're that one other type who actually sees what's wrong with what I call "virginal ways"
I wish this wasn't actually a thing. I had a forever virgin roommate whom worked his ass off to bulk up because muscles = getting laid. Four years later he still whines about being unable to get a girlfriend and asking how to convince a girl to have sex.
>>46004519
>fairly recent
We killed a lot of people for diddling kids here during the Middle Ages and early modern period, Anon.
If you wanna have sex with kids, convert to Islam and move to England.
>>46005323
This image is double layered.
That file name.
>>46005319
THAT GIRL had sex with her DM's underage son and the DM's wife saw it as adultery and ran.
/tg/ is torn between fapping, chastising her for raping the 13 year old kid, and chastising each other for accusing a womyn of rape.
Some depressed anon is talking about his life too.
>>46005323fuck you
>>46005208
It is legal in more than a few states. 17, as I recall. It's even legal to film beast porn in 1 or 2 states.
>>46005270
I'm definitely awkward around other people in general, not just women, but I'm not in any hurry to have a sexual encounter, either;Despite my constant horniness, I can't say I've ever felt sexually attracted to another real person
>>46005334
You whine about how it's impossible for men to get sex and then pretend that it's not insecurity speaking in you? Do try harder.
>>46005341
I wish I could give all of the people on 4chan a hug and tell them that things would be okay.
>>46005329
Not him but
>So when most people were okay with slavery, slavery was right?
Yes. Moral objectivity is a myth, ethics are a product of fashion, one that changes slower then clothing fashion but a fashion all the same. There will always be naysayers to any given fashion trend but it all changes, things come and go out of vogue and is ultimately as fleeting as any other trend.
>>46005350
>real person
Please don't give asexuals a bad name.
We already try hard enough.
>>46005356
it's rude to lie, anon.
>>46005356
I wish I could line up and shoot to death everyone who visits this site except for me.
>>46005329
It's just animals, though!
>>46005333
Promiscuity, infidelity and contempt for committed relationships.
>>46005329
It's more like this anon is saying there's no such thing as true, objective right or wrong, and people consider what they believe to be right to be objectively right
>>46003438
Makes you wonder how many ca/tg/irls got bullied in highschool for their newfound giant tits
>>46005364
True, but I just want to.
They really want to act like the monsters , but I think they just need love.
>>46005370
I think that would lead to more than a few people dying who you'd rather keep alive.
>>46005338
If you wanted to diddle you shoulda put a ring on it.
>>46005363
i think he means "not porn"
>>46005329
yes, it was right. It is still right nowadays when it's masked by work contracts.
So what if they are inseminated. The bull fluffer doesn't have sexual intent, it isn't rape.
>>46005355
>You whine about how it's impossible for men to get sex
Never once said that but okay.
>>46004947
>Except for the women because even the most hideous woman can get laid easy because there are people that desperate.
You gotta be a pretty hideous and devastatingly desperate lady to the point where you've prolly much got a history of self-abuse to scoop up whatever's at the bottom of the barrel though.
>>46005370
yeah
>>46005378
I see what's wrong with the latter two, but what's wrong with promiscuity?
>>46005396
I know that's what he means.
It kind of bothers me.
>>46005382
You know that "bully a girl for being too busty" is generally an anime thing, right? Japan has different standards of beauty, they see it as something obscene. Like, they still think it's sexy, but it's not "pretty". A "pretty" Japanese woman is small and delicate. A girl with big tits looks like a whore. It's reflected by anime and all.
Most of the Western world, a girl with big tits will either be considered attractive or she'd be so unattractive/unpopular in general the tits aren't going to figure into anybody's opinion of her.
>>46005399
Doubtless but its still an option. A guy in the same situation can only get a hooker which comes with two tons of other mental insecurities and despair.
>>46005392
>>46005396
>i think he means "not porn"
That's exactly what I mean. I do not feel sexually attracted to a drawing in the sense that I want to have sex with that character; I just use porn as a way to facilitate release.
>>46005356
You can't help them, anon. Just learn to find entertainment in their miserable stupidity. It's a good way to cope.
>>46005404
It's the three combined that's the problem, is what >>46005378 is saying, I believe.
>>46005429
Ah okay.
Disregard what I said in >>46005404 then.
>>46005408
People will fuck with you for developing early, they fuck with you for developing late, and there's tons of creepy attention if you 'bloom' early.
It's really fucked up how many grown men think it's okay to stare at any girl with tits, even if she's 12 years old.
>>46005404
Well, you could argue that it's not conducive to health of the society and bringing up new generation, or that it puts stable relationships at risk by encouraging the other two.
Or you could just say it's irresponsible.
A lot of disdain for it will come from position of seeing oneself as better person than the "slut".
It certainly is not good for the person practicing it in long term prospect, although personally I don't care, or think it's inherently wrong if the person in question is aware of consequences such a choice of lifestyle brings them.
>>46005408
>>Most of the Western world, a girl with big tits will either be considered attractive or she'd be so unattractive/unpopular in general the tits aren't going to figure into anybody's opinion of her.
Or she'll get a lot of creepy older guys interested in her.
Then their wives will call the young girl a whore for daring to attract their mens attention away from them.
And she'll have body image issues.
>>46005438
People would stare at a boy too if he had a huge bulge between his legs. The only reason people stare at girls regardless of age is because they're cursed with having their bulges in a prominent and easy to view location by design.
>>46005396
>The bull fluffer doesn't have sexual intent, it isn't rape.
So sexual touching without the consent of the one getting touched isn't rape if the would-be rapist doesn't enjoy it in a sexual way, but merely profits from it financially or for food?
Those are some amazing mental gymnastics bud. I think you'll even score some points from the Russian judges.
>>46005450
and she'll be cursed with them at a young age, where they're unsure how to properly socially interact, much less deal with boys interest in her.
>>46005438
Yeah, but they wouldn't BULLY her for it. Nobody'll shove her against a locker and call her cowtits. If they shove her against a locker it's going to be because she's a fatass or a nerd or ratted out about someone smoking in the toilet or she's Jewish. The bullying is separable from the tits.
Staring at someone isn't bullying. It's not fun and it's psychologically damaging and all, but it's not bullying (unless like everyone in her class got organized and made a game out of staring at her or something. Regular "men staring" is a different sort of bad).
>>46005448
I feel like promiscuity in and of itself isn't what's bad, but societies views towards it make it a problem.
I feel like it could be fine for the person practicing it long term if they and all of their partners were informed about sex and didn't have destructive views about it.
Our society promotes ignorance and those destructive views though.
>>46005438
>It's really fucked up how many grown men think it's okay to stare at any girl with tits, even if she's 12 years old.
Looking is fine , not exactly socially acceptable, but no further action aside from a dirty look back at him should be taken.
>>46004912
>>46004936
Both of you are blind to the other's argument. You're both fucking idiots too caught up in the "I must be right" mentality to see that you're wrong. Both of you.
>>46005457
I'm a lawyer and the judge took that. Rape is only rape if the rapist has the intention to rape.
>people unironically think women can't rape and/or be pedo
Apparently you fail to grasp the basic concept that men don't have some kind of exclusive on sexual deviancy. Women can be perverts and sexual criminals as much as men, they just usually end up playing the victim and get away with it because noone likes to see a woman cry.
Feminists advocate equality, but women already control the world by the fact that they have a vagina. Everything a man does, from getting a job to moving out from his parent's house towash himself regularly is to get laid. Getting laid is the final and most important goal in a man's life. We can pretend it's not like that, but it is. A woman can makea man do weird things with the promess of sex. It's not a coincidence that men tend to lose their job or generally stop taking care of themselves after a rough divorce. It's not a coincidence that the most used and feared punishment in a couple is "no sex for a month".
Unfortunately society is so man-centered that it relegates women in the role of victims, refusing to acknowledge the fact that they are as capable as men to commit heinous acts, be them sexual of other nature. Equality will mean that a woman can be charged of rape as much as a man and the man will not be made the laughing stock for being raped.
Tl,dr: either kill yourself or go back to tumblr. I don't care which
>>46005404
I hate to reiterate my own posts, but what I mean is that I use porn (preferably drawings; most live porn mildly disgusts me) as a means of facilitating sexual release when I feel horny. I don't feel sexual attraction towards characters in these drawings in the sense that I would or do want to have sex with them. In addition to this, I've never felt what I'd describe as sexual attraction towards a person.Despite all this, I generally agree with you that I'm probably not an actual asexual, just incredibly twisted up inside.
>>46005457
Not him, but it is actually considered assault when the crime is commited without the intention to rape.
>>46004171
Not the first time I've heard this kind of story. At least you're repentant..are you? Regardless, at least you didn't tie up the kid and fucked him dry.Sweet jesus, the women around my neighborhood..how could they do that to a 10yo..
>>46005487
>people unironically think women can't rape and/or be pedo
Only when they're ugly.
>>46005467
Wanting to have committed relationship is not a "destructive view". The problem is when one of the two wants to have it and the other one does not, but the two "roll with it" and are then disappointed.
Also you're going to die alone.
>>46005481
It makes me happy to know that there are still sane people on the internet. Thank you sincerely.
>>46005461
you understand me perfectly
>>46005463
Eh, girls don't often physically bully. Its easier for them to simply mock and socially ostracize those who develop early.
