How do you fairy?
>>45998861
Like this, of course ! Child abduction, cult of violence and all !
>>45998861
You know the book Faeries?
That's how.
>>45998861
>>45998861
Wanna piece of that clown.
>>45999259
>>45998861
Alright, I've seen this american-colored clown shithead all over the place lately. Where's she from?
>>45998861
Either
https://youtu.be/d6nPLxdI83k?t=1m16s
or
https://youtu.be/GP42WYdykT8
>>45999446
>random anime girl in a silly hat
>loads of art seemingly out of nowhere
Answer is always Touhou.
>>45999386
Wasn;t this a meme?
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1hRK3fR.png "latest[1].png")
>>45998861
Away with us he’s going,
The solemn-eyed:
He’ll hear no more the lowing
Of the calves on the warm hillside
Or the kettle on the hob
Sing peace into his breast,
Or see the brown mice bob
Round and round the oatmeal chest.
For he comes, the human child,
To the waters and the wild
With a faery, hand in hand,
For the world’s more full of weeping than he can understand.
Fairies are for loving.
Artemis Fowl style
But without the future tech.
>>45998861
This is how I fairy!
>>45998861
Like this.
>>45998861
Some are good, some are evil, many are a little of both, none make a whole lot of sense to most mortals.
Strongest fairies.
>>46001492
Why is that fairy shaking her ass at that elf?
Why is that elf blushing?
Does she have a thing for fairy butt?
>>45999386
I had a fairy familiar like this once.
I've never spent more money in any campaign stocking up on Potions of Enlarge and Reduce Person. Always made sure I had 7 of each.
>>45998861
As vicious man-eaters who swarm you like a pack of starving piranhas going after beef jerky.
>>46001945
Is it possible to not have a thing for fairy butts?
>>46001960
Good use of money.
>>45999446
She's a fairy that lives on the moon that dresses like that because it triggers the moon people.
>>46001960
>>46002105
>Orange juice fairy
I have weird and confusing feelings about this.
>>45999446
She's the 5th boss of Touhou 14: Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom. Arguably the hardest 5th stage boss in the series.
>>46000062
Willow was the shit
>>46002125
I do love that idea.
>I hate the moon mary sues.
>How do I piss them off?
>I know, dress up like an American Flag so they will always remember their shame!
>>46002125
>dresses like that because it triggers the moon people
That theory was disproved. Turns out Clownpiece just liked the look of the American flag.
>>46000594
Just when you think you've reached the peak number of illogical and retarded fetishes there's tiny fairy girls smoking. More like this?
>>45998861
THE WEAK SHOULD FALL
>>46004563
What is this? A picture for Ben Stiller?
>Fairy queen promises party she'll tell them all she knows about the guy they've been chasing
>But first, you gotta go kill this nasty thing that's been wandering around the woods harassing the fairies
>run murder.exe
>Return with head of nasty thing
>Queen says she'll honor her promise
>She knows nothing about the dude they've been chasing
>Party rages
That's how I fairy.
![465322062337015808_35s_d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5gcK8xD.jpg "465322062337015808_35s_d[1].jpg")
This is how I fairy
>>46004563
Wrong! The strongest should strive to defend the weak!
>tfw no evil smug tinkerbell waifu
>>46005312
The weak need to git gud
>>46004563
>>46005312
After being exposed to human morality, fairies everywhere started to abandon their capricious ways and follow ideologies of good and evil for the first time.
The Great Fairy War had begun and with it, the battle for the very spirit of the natural world!
>>45998861
I like my fairies as fuckable waifus
>>46005402
Sadly, as more and more humans moved close to the fairy forest, they brought with them more and more of their ways. The Great Fairy War was about to enter a new and terrible phase.
>>45999154
Source?
>>46005603
>>46005603
Trained by humans, fairies began adapting to the industrial world. Humanity instantly recognised the use of hand-sized engineers and were eager to exchange labour for technical documents and the machines needed to build an industrial base.
And of course, many fairies began training at human military academies.
>>46005829
But, isn't adapting to industry and using all these carbon-spewing machines sort of against what we're supposed to be doing?
>>45998861
Like this
>>46006267
Technology is just transformed nature. The coming of the Singularity is inevitable. To remain fairy, we must become more than fairy.
>>46006267
>sample
Hitler.
>>46006267
Pfff
>Implying that we'd use those smoke-spewing engines like that
We use the natural world to power our creations! The growing power of plants; the warmth of the sun; trapped lightning! Much cleaner!
Not TOTALLY clean, but still much cleaner!
>>46006351
I think you're over-estimating our technology just slightly...
>>46006267
Nonsense gal; guns and weapons are as natural as fire and ice!
>>46005718
Best fairies by far.
>>46005682
迷惑UFOをやっつけろ!
>>46003114
i love when people take cute shit and toss realism allll over it. Like motor oil on an ice cream sundai.
>>46006791
so fucking kawwaii
>>46005359
is that the new morgan trike?
>>46005682
Musaigen no Phantom World. Don't you watch anime, anon?
>>46005829
They're just gremlins in reverse at that point.
On that note, gremlins are pretty great. They can't fly, so when they have to bail out of plane they use their giant feet to slow their descent and wear stovepipe hats so they bounce when they hit the ground.
>>46004877
Isn't she like a total racist?
>>46007021
Tell me what she is racist against and I'll tell you if it's a problem.
>>46006393Most of these pictures are too big for 4chin to reliably upload.
>>46007021
She says "dem azns tho" at one point while you're eyeing up an Asian woman.
Because she's a fuckfairy. She wants you to fuck the Asian woman. And all the other women.
And an alien.
Anons in this thread don't know the difference between fairy and fae
>>46005393
Any time I see this picture is a good day
>>46002223
For a moment I thought that pixie had en eyepatch and now I have a plan to run a pixie pirate game for my group. Right after all the other things I want to run.
>>46008121
Fairies are just sanitized, Disneyfied fae.
>>45998861
Fairies are for fun!
I sew OP's eyelids shut as he sleeps.And if any of you get that reference I applaud you
>>46008090
and then her
and then her boss
This is how I Fairy.
>>46008895
I never actually played that game, but I remember having PDFs which I regrettably lost when I was reinstalling my system and my backup went to shit.
I lost a lot that day.
>>46001200
you gave me diabeetus
>>45998861
As fey, fucking assholes who steal children, always keep iron on you, boys!
>>45998861
By being honest, happy, and helpful, duh.
>>45998861
Only one answer OP
>>46001960
Fairies are fey, not humanoids. Enlarge Person doesn't work on them.
>>46013482
Fairy trappers disgust me, but I imagine it must be a lucrative profession. That's one of the problems with this "capitalism" mortals invented.
>>46013653
>"capitalism" mortals invented.
Nah, fairies invented capitalism
Humans invented "copying capitalism and getting better at it than fairies"
they had it coming
>>46012273
I dunno, that looks like some kind of bug monster with as many forms as Freeza...
...and doesn't even have the grace to act all lewd at the male characters to get them to do her bidding.
>>46005718
Speaking of, is there a system you would recommend for rynning a game in that setting?
Fairies you say...
>>46014420
Heavily refluffed Paranoia.
>>46014420
I haven't tried Ryuutama yet but it looks like it could be a good match in flavor. Have your players perform a simple task like walking to the market one town over and have everything possible go wrong. A lot of the magic probably comes from using your imagination to come up with scenarios.
>>46014782
That could work too, or at least as inspiration for how to fuck with the players.
>>46014720
Kuro is a cute. CUTE!
>>46014384
What? How could you think that she's anything but a pure and innocent fairy, who has no ulterior motives, and totally isn'tmaking your party restore the magical MacGuffins for the sake of her horrid abomination of a master? I mean, come on...does THIS look like the face of a fairy who will betray you?
>>46015048
Yes.All fairies eventually betray you. They're FAIRIES!
>>46015048
>I mean, come on...does THIS look like the face of a fairy who will betray you?
With that smug grin, yes.
>>46015048
I can't properly evaluate that face for the overwhelming presence of >dat ass
>>46014384
>act all lewd at the male characters to get them to do her bidding.
>heroes
>doing quests for a miniature striptease instead of justice
>not helping fairies because it's the right thing to do
Ugh
>>46015204
>not thinking with your other head
I would totally quest for a cocktease fairy and accept whatever consequences came about.
>>46015204
With full knowledge of the plot, it's only right to help her because her boss/possible creator is too lazy to show up unless you do.
Without it you're left knowing literally every other person who knows what's going on insists she's evil and her plan is super dangerous and/or evil somehow.
She could at least sweeten the deal with her deliberately affected attractiveness.
>>46015204
>helping fairies
>the right thing to do
Do not trust this anon, he is a fairy.
>>46004563
What is this? A 2hu for ants?
>>46014875
I'll have to look into that. I guess i'd mostly like something focused on exploration with a system for having non antagonistic weird stuff happenibg, to represent the fairies or their interactions with human. A noblebright paranoia does seem like something that could be fun though.
>>46015048
>>46015072
>>46015579
Now why would you NOT trust fairies?
>>46001879
Source?
>>46008121
There is literally no mythological difference except for spelling.
>>46016154
They are strangers, and a stranger is danger.
>>46016154
They're at best weird and inscrutable, and sometimes they want to murder you and soak their hats in your blood?
>>46008121
I do!The way they're spelled______________
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>>46008121
>anons don't know the difference between vampires and vampyres
>anons don't know the difference between magic and magyk
>anons don't know the difference between werewolves and lycans
![[ongoing SAN loss].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ox3E8JS.jpg "[ongoing SAN loss].jpg")
>>46015796
>I guess i'd mostly like something focused on exploration with a system for having non antagonistic weird stuff happenibg, to represent the fairies or their interactions with human. A noblebright paranoia does seem like something that could be fun though.
Ryuutama gives the GM a role as a benevolent spirit guiding the players on their journey; you could potentially house-rule that as a malevolent spirit determined to throw as many obstacles in their path as possible.
I haven't had a look through the rulebook yet but it bills itself as a "natural fantasy RPG" which says to me that there's a lot of nature magic going on. Tossing in some illusions or time paradoxes shouldn't be too hard.
>>46004872
And that's how you get nasty things wandering the woods harassing fairies.
>>46016154
They are not human and cannot be expected to follow human values or thought processes.
>>46016154
Because they keep asking to come inside my house
>>46016357
>>46016360
>>46016764
>>46016995
Oh, they're not that bad~They're much worse.
>>46012609
I don't think he used it on the fairy, anon
>>45998861
Serene Grace Flinch Time!
Bio-mechanical constructs.
They are living Nano-hives who serve a number of industrial and domestic purposes with the "dust" they spray from their bodies being nano machines customized to specific tasks such as maintaining indoor farms or sterlizing surgical rooms.
Depending upon certain models and the sophistication of their creation they can modify the use of their "dust" and some are even granted personalities and intelligence.
However, Rogues can be dangerous and can damage the environment and kill people with their "dust" if they are not maintained properly.
god damn fairies stealing my clients. get some class you insufferable whores
>>46016473
Does ryuutama exists in english? Or is it still japanese only?
>>46020000
remove dragon
like this
>>45998861
Diversely.
Tiny winged sprites are only one of the many types of fairy/fey from myth and while they have their place I make sure to mix things up.
Plus some of the larger fey can be really cool such as the Nuckelavee.
>>46021369
So like Wendigos?
>>46021459
I just bought a book on spirits and mythology and learned about this guy. Metalest of all the fey.
it exists, in english https://mega.nz/#F!T89QXTBQ!cmh1bj_G3wE1V67YzIt7wA here if you want it
>>46022135
>>46020964
You can also buy it from their website with human money
>>46021369
that's a wendigo anon-kun
most creatures of mythology you could fluff as fairies somehow, but considering that fairies and wendigos are actually from mythologies on the other side of the ocean from each other that one might be a bit of a stretch
>>45998861
>How do you fairy?
small creatures that are random as fuck, love to frollick and be whimsical and care-free, and become hostile, even violent should you try and ruin their fun and whimsylike being mean to them, or being particularly ugly, or whatever else that may upset them
>>46022367
Their website says it won't be released till june? But I'll try, thanks for the discovery!
>>46022636
Disregard that, I hadn't properly checked the website.
>>45998861
A steel chair wielding, Pelor worshiping sun warrior.
It's for Dungeons: The Dragoning. The chair is made from darksteel.
>>46016360
That's like claiming all humanoids want to eat your flesh based on an interaction with an orc!
>>46016473
>recommending RPGs without having a look at the rulebook
You are worse than Hitler.
>>46020993
Top kek
>>46022955
That's not a fairy, anon, that's a redcap.
>>46023496
The impression I'm under is that a redcap is a type of fairy.
>fairies (depicted in mythology and indeed, most fantasy settings up to and including in D&D, as spanning a wide range of morals and ethics)
"Yeah, they're totally always so alien and hostile to human well-being!"
>succubi (literally evil demons)
"They're redeemable!"
Why, /tg/?
>>46023496
>>46023539
It is a type of fairy. To the topmost anon fairy is synonymous with Fey which are basically a mythical clade or type of beings similar to say mammals or birds.
>>46023353
I followed their Kickstarter campaign and read through some of their intro material. Is that not good enough?
>>46023496
Redcaps are the fairy equivilent of an orc: violent, mean, and probably do nasty things to their sisters when they don't have humanoids to wet their caps.
>>46023793
do they always have big metal boots? because it just occured to me that i always see them with goofy metal boots,
>>46023684
Because we just have to always be contrarian towards mainstream or otherwise common understandings of things, I think.
>>46024265
I thought it was because you can put your dick in a succubus and not be accused of being a pedophile so we keep fooling ourselves that it's entirely possible to redeem the irredeemably evil creature so we can put our dick in it without damning ourselves in the process.
>>46023684
Alien and difficult to comprehend yes, hostile no. It's a fine line of course, if the fairies are doing humans harm because they don't understand our fragility it might not play out differently than if they were just internationally harmful.
Also you can redeem succubi... by killing them and refilling the shell of their bodies with a lawful good entity through the helmet of opposite alignment.
I like when some of the fairies are things you wouldn't even think are fairies. Like vampires.
>>46024929
We talking mythological faeries or pop culture ones here?
Cause I can think of a few faeries in myth that are vampyric like the Leanan Sidhe but I haven't heard of fey linked to vampirism before.
If it's pop culture then I agree that Kiasyd from VTM are a pretty fun blend of the two.
>>46024317
Does sticking your dick in a fairy cause accusations of pedophilia? Even for the itsy bitsy ones my understanding is they're usually scaled-down adults.
>introduce a group of fairies
>PCs go panic mode and immediately incinerated their entire tribe by accident
>>46016429
>thinking there's a difference
>>46025944
Who the hell is making all of these tiny fairy clothes?
>>45998861
Only tangentially related but I have a very fey like elf who claims his name is "Steve" (obviously fake but he says that's the name he's using this century), is lazy, short attention, and hits on everything. He's also mildly selfish and incredibly capable, but never puts in any effort so he just comes off as "average", basically jobbing himself. The party has no idea he could be doing way better
>>46026111
Fairies
>>45998861
In my setting most Fae are fairly weak, even the most powerful is only challenging to a mid level group of murder hobos.
However, the Fae Queen is actually a god that used an obscure loophole to remain awake while the other gods sleep. What's more is that the Fae have a large number of powerful beings (like the Tane) at their beck and call. A low level party could take a fairy, sure, but they'll pay for it down the road.
As for behaviour, they like to screw around and have fun. Do not disturb their fun. They only know emotions in the extremes, flying from blissful joy to bloodthirsty violence in an instant.
>>45998861
Pixie
Did someone say...FARIES?!
>>46026326
>My only regret is having boneitis
>>45998861
>tfw no fairy familiar IRL
>>46027251
that only means you can sleep easy knowing that the fae don't exist
not having a tiny companion is only a minor side effect
>>45998861
The same way anyone plays with fairies, really.
>>46027345
>>46027345
Do NOT hurt the fairies.
>>46027345
You know, there's all this stuff about how fairies are awful sociopaths who will visit deranged cruelties upon vulnerable mortals for no reason and then there's this. Maybe those fairies are just their equivalent to the humans who would do this in the reversed situation.
>>46027345
fuck off back to gurochan
>>45998861
I fairy as a doll in the pocket or sitting on a head as a hat but be an amazingly powerful spell caster able to move a whole town if the need calls for it.
>>46023684
Cause it's easier to fuck a succubus.
>>46027345
Reminds me of a rather long story where a guy tortures a fairy extensively and keeps her in a fishbowl, and eventually uses a caustic chemical that melts her skin off before starting on a second one.
Being a sadist when it comes to fairies, it's my internet white whalealong with a calculator that solves math while ignoring PEMDAS without bracket gymnastics
>>46029932
>a calculator that solves math while ignoring PEMDAS without bracket gymnastics
What, you mean one that would evaluate something like 4 + 2 x 3 = 6 x 3 = 18, instead of as 4 + 6 = 10?
What the fuck ever for?
>>46014720
fuck, I haven't read this in months
thanks for reminding me it existed so I canfap to it
What about 4e pixies?
I reasoned that 'understanding nature' would extend beyond talking to animals and making plants grow weird, going full Artemis Foul on their technological and scientific chops. They are, however, incapable of arcane/divine magic because it's inherently unnatural(tied to a outside dimension that is essentially a constant clashing of absolute opposites at all times forever and never.) Their legends also paint them as the ones who laid the foundations of the universe, its laws, and are the genesis of all life everywhere. Understandably, true fae are either the smuggest and most arrogant of cunts, or creepily appreciative of how "their creation" has grown.
>>46015796
>noblebright Paranoia
That'd be grimbright, Anon.
>>46008544
Related?
>>46025675
>Even for the itsy bitsy ones my understanding is they're usually scaled-down adults.
well the fairy may well be of consenting age, but from a distance that's not what it looks like!
