I was talking to my friend about battle fleet gothic and I got an idea,
What if the Orkz built a battle ship that had absurd armor in front and every gun they could get their hands on pointing behind it. Could they have a ship literally propelled buy perpetual gunfire (assuming they believed really hard)?
Anything in front would be rammed by what amounts to an angry meteor, any thing behind receives enough Dakka to push a small planet out of orbit.
>>45978475
they're called roks
>(assuming they believed really hard)
actually, kill yourself
Dat sounds proppa orky boss! Wut 'bout de sidez?
>>45978521
>>45978475
YOO'Z WANT TA WASTE GUD DAKKA BY SHOOTAN AT NUFFINK!?
QUIT MUKKIN ABOUT!
>>45978618
No grot! Ew ain't dunking about dis enuf! Da DAKKA keeps movin and will hit sumfin eventually rite? Den we arrays shootin at sumfin! Jus can't see it rite now
>>45978618
we ain't shootin at nuffink do, da boolits dunt stop in spas, so we'z gonna hit sumtins
Da waiz I seez it, der's two fingz in dis worl
targits yoos seez, an targits yoo dun see,
Da front bitzes is for de targits we'z see, an da back bitz is for da targits we'z can't see
>>45978714
das wut I'm sayinz, yoo mus be one a da smart-boyz
>>45978752
Nah. Yoo jus dum. Now quit talkin AND GET TO FITIN
>>45978714
>>45978727
>>45978752
Yoo know, I 'eard from one of them tin-humies about some of dere ainshunt siense, sayin dat da yuniverse akshually curls back in on itself, ya see?
If we shoot dakka 'ard enough in one direkshun, it'll evntually come around and somefin on the otherside! wiv enuf dakka, we can fill da yuniverse with dakka!
>>45978475
dat won't work, boss
y'see, gunz don't make orkz go nowhere when orkz shoot em
so gunz can't make ships go nowhere either
dats wot da meks say, anyhow
>>45978932
Dats because da ground holdz onto orkz when theyze touchin it, ya grot!
Space aint got no gribblys to grab orkz wif, so stuff goes flyin!
>>45979028
I fink yu muck aboud wen yuz cud be krumpin' if ya gotz enuff toime to fink aboud spess. Wut iz ya, sum koinda panzy fink'n boy?!
>>45979122
'ey now. 'aff the fightin is think'n, an da otha 'aff is krumpin
yuz lotta mekz is finkin my kinda fizikz
OI!! YUZ LOT LISSEN UP!! WOT IF WE STRAPPED DA DAKKA T'DA BACK AN DA ROKKITZ T'DA SIDES!! DAT WAY WE GET GOZ FASTA GUNZ IN DA BACK!! AN DEN WE ZOG DA GITZ WE RAMMED!!
WAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>45979028
Space got ships 'n' rokz don't it? Deyz plenty to hold orkz, just like planet.
Chekm8, si-en-tists.
>>45979548
roight, roight, the ships 'n rokz 'old on ta da orkz, but wut 'oldz on ta da ships 'n rokz?
>>45979582
Same fing wot holdz da planets, ya git.
>>45979610
da planets move, don't dey? they'z ovioussly not bein held by anyfink!
>>45979692
Yeah, but dey goes in a circle. No point in a ship wot does dat too.
>>45979711
but da ships go inna circle around da planets exsept when we'z thrustin wif dem big enjuns!
>>45979735
See? Enjuns is wot makes 'em go. Dakka is for shootin, not goin.
>>45979767
But da only diffens 'tween an enjun and a shoota is da direkshun deyz pointin in! An enjun will fry a humie just as well as a scorcha!
>>45979816
but wot bout dem blue gitz' engens? Dey'z all floatee not burny!
Wotz dis 'bout a "ship"
Wudda ya need a ship fuh if yous gotz a big nuff kannon. Dat souns like space dat could be dakka taken up by stupid "ship"
Juz git a dead killy big 'un n' put rokkitz onnit.
>>45978618
Diz boy gotz it.
OP has forgatan da faze of his DAKKA!
