Previous Thread >>45865237
Two teams remain in the quest for the second bloodb owl. Who will step up? Will it be Crab and his Animated Clothing, who have taken their second regular season title? Or will Tooby, The Poundinator, and One Night Rack take home the Owl and make Crab have to settle for the cuck trophy yet again? Stay tuned to the exciting conclusion of BLOOD BOWL
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http://www.thenaf.net/
https://fumbbl.com/
http://bbtactics.com/
http://www.plasmoids.dk/bbowl/Bloodbowl.htm
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blood_Bowl
The latest rules, the CRP (aka LRB6):
http://marmeladov.com/BB/LRB6.pdf
/tg/ FUMBBL group, Rookies have begun Round 6, Veterans are in Round 5
https://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=9828&op=view
IRC Server: irc.fumbbl.com
Port: 6667
Channel: #tg ; #fumbbl for general chat
Steam Community for Blood Bowl 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/tgbloodbowl2
Cknoor's tutorials:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSJ6kwwJv4Nr-Ky1PaFZys50S7zewio1O
>>45964143
Nice crop dude
>>45964172
Thanks
>>45964143
This might be the worst OP in /tg/ blood bowl history.
>>45964240
Once again, I'm minutes late of putting up a "better?" one. Damn my slow posting.
>>45964287
Can we get a slight graphical change in the trophy so you can differentiate which season it's from?
Threadly reminder to vote in the poll for next season's format. It's drawing closer every game.
http://strawpoll.me/7020330
>>45964319
Fuck everyone who votes for second season players to play woth new people,unless we are lacking players for the league it makes absolutely no sense, second seasoners had their rookie league ,no reason to make new ones play with built teams
>>45964314
I had made trophies originally with that in mind but Mauled requested the change to something more generic. We'll see what he'd like this time around.
>>45965440
if you end up making them season specific, easy way to do that would be placing the season number in the d20
Please don't die yet thread
The final match is on Monday 20:00 server time
Live until then please
>>45968527
not blood bowl but does anyone wanna hear how I met and offended my favorite band?
>>45968727
Sure
>>45968527
>No Super Blood Bowl Sunday
Disappointing.
>>45969031
>So I am a big fan of the band Metric, but had never seen them live (either bad timing or they were touring with someone like paramore and I didn't wanna pay $100 to see an opening act.
>So finally they were in NYC headlining and guess what, you can also get backstage passes.
>So sure as fuck I get me one and last night I went to their show.
>Things started off odd, I had some weird guy who had been doing push ups on the ground talk to me about Bernie Sanders for an uncomfortable amount of time no matter what I tried
>(I love guns, I love Trump, I need to get a drink [my third and at least he paid for it], I want to see if that 70 year old women with blue hair will let me face fuck her.)
>Eventually he hears that he can't both be in the front row and go back stage so he chooses to go in the front row.
>This Canadian chick who was cool as hell starts talking to me and then like 20 minutes later we get to go meet the band.
>There were maybe 40 of us who went back stage and we got some beers.
>Then the band comes out. (They are all really tall, the lead singer Emily is like 5'7" without heels and everyone else is over 6 foot.)
>Emily (the lead singer) shakes my hand and I ask her if it would be weird for me to kiss her on the cheek. She says it would be, so I say that I really wanted to kiss her or the drummer Jules (who is a guy)
>The Jules part was a joke but I did want to kiss Emily since I as 19 and she seems annoyed with me.
>Next the bassist and the drummer come up I shake the bassists hand comment on how tall he is and say my joke about wanting to kills the drummer because the lead singer blew me off
>you don't wanna do that brow I have lepercy
>Is that that communicable
>oh highly and you can get it from touching armadillos, I see you touching armadillos, the bassist Josh says.
cont
You could've at least cropped that picture for ants.
>>45969400
>Then I meet the gutarist Jimmy mention his lack of a hat while he gives this whole talk to 2 girls by me about how our beer bottles being so big compared to his soda water in a somewhat penis joke and then we make jokes about wanting our money back cause he doesn't have his hat.
>then the guitarist and bassist get their instruments and we have a singalong and lyrics are passed out.
>at this point I am standing next to the the canadian chick on my right with the guitarist right next to her and this girl with a sparkly shirt to my left with Emily right next to her
>as I get the stack of lyrics and take my copy I ask
>Emily do you need a copy to
>No I do not, she replies coldly as the girls around me burst into laughter.
>we have a fun singalong and get told we get to go on stage during one of their songs and that the singalong was just rehearsal
>high five the bassist on the way out
>a little while into the show we go up on stage, make it a point to high five the bassist again even though he gives me a dirty look either that he is sick of my bullshit or just tired from the last song
>sing the song end up in the back of the crowed
>get the Canadian chicks number
>get to leave saying I met my favorite band and came off as a creep to the singer
The end. I wonder if I can get back stage passes again?
>>45969514
I know this is a bit of a meme, but do you actually have autism? Because it comes across that way from your post.
Who actually asks if it's okay to kiss a girl on the cheek? You either do it or you don't, asking permission makes you look like some loon who doesn't understand personal boundaries.
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>>45969866
It was the lead singer of a band and she is married. I realize it was super fucking autistic just like giving high fives to the bassist.
Still better to ask then to do it and get kicked out right?
>>45969544
>>45969912
Holy shit I'm HYPED
>>45964667
Get fucked you little bitch I'll vote whatever I want and you can't do shit about it, I'll make a chaos team in the rookies just to destroy your fucboi pussy ass bitch and then I'll foul all survivors. I will cpomb you with rolls so disgusting chris himself will shut fumbbl down for the rest of the day just to spare you from the total humilliation you will face. As we speak I'm statistically calculating who is the biggest bitch in our league in order to determine who are you and crush you. to your information, I am among the top fumbbl coaches and I've participated and won multiple numerous tournaments and leagues. Nothing will be left of the team of bitches you dare play with and I will wear your remains as yet another trophy on my long list of trophies. Don't even bother hiring an apo, he won't save you that I can already tell you for a fact, little bitch.
![61Wxpcdq0yL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CIM9RBR.jpg "61Wxpcdq0yL[1].jpg")
![Femdom-Vampire-Novel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5PxqI4B.jpg "Femdom-Vampire-Novel[1].jpg")
New game, find the weirdest sex book about a blood bowl race
>>45972585
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the FUMBBL academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous pro tournaments in my gameshop, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in odds calculation and I’m the top coach in the entire bbtactics forum. You are nothing to me but just another spp farm match. I will pitch clear the fuck out with armor rolls the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am creating a new kill-team so you better prepare for clawpombs, maggot. The team that wipes out the pathetic little pixels you call team. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can score with any team, anytime, and I can injure your players in seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my rookie team. Not only am I extensively trained in probability calculations, but I have access to the entire strategy section of fumbbl and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable team off the face of the /tg/ league, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pile on all over you and you will drown in injuries. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
Rolled 5, 4, 5 = 14 (3d6)
Really Stupid roll (no assist), to 2d block.
Rolled 3, 2, 5, 4, 4 = 18 (5d6)
2+ pass 2+ catch 2 Gfis to score reroll included
Rolled 2, 5, 3, 5, 3, 4, 3, 3 = 28 (8d6)
>>45979412
Go big or go home
2+ Pass 2+ Catch 2+ dodge 2+ leap 2+ dodge 2+ gfi 2+ gfi 2+ gfiwithout a reroll
How many people are planning on starting new teams next season?
I'm thinking of joining with some goblins.
>>45982443
Say hello to the bloodthirstiest elves you've ever seen! Formed from prison escapees and ball amateurs straight from slums, they call themselves Just Elf My League Up (which is ghetto for 'I will bathe in your intestines'). The brutal and ruthless finnish renegade blitzers Perkele and Painajainen will lead the team to victory over the enemies' corpses. No goblins nor halflings can stand in their way. The babby league better be ready cause they're about to stir some shit up!
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=827412
>>45982443
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=834885 or https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=834987 depending on what the other teams look like
>>45982443
After my insane series of nothing but draws with the caged maniacs, I'll give Nurgle a try:
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=835394
>>45982734
>Mighty Murder Machines
>>45982601
>Murderous Master Robots
MATCHUP OF THE CENTURY
Fuck me, I was wondering why I couldn't find the thread.
Good job OP, fucking turd burglar.
>>45983353
Had to get the thread out before someone could put out one without cuck jokes
How fun/funny would it be to get a team of ogres and cage up on the ball and then never move all game
>>45984399
Probably not very.
>>45984399
Like this?
>>45982443
You know what rhymes with ape?
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=833862
Still not completely sure though, might go with khemri or dorfs as well.
>>45987145
>You know what rhymes with ape?
rape?
>>45987145
Mixtape
>>45987145
Crepe
>>45988937
It doesn't.
Thread doesn't even have Blood Bowl in the subject line. Just let this one die and make a new one, or make a new one Monday for the finals.
