What monsters would be best suited for these professions?
>Doctor
>Chef
>Captain of the Guard
>Shopkeeper/Merchant
>Lawyer/Judge
Look what I found guys. A creature that doesn't actually try to murder everything!
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Healing_Goo_(3.5e_Creature)
>Doctor
Lich, "I beat death, how many doctors can claim that?"
>>45959760
>What monsters would be best suited for these professions?
>>Doctor
Jew.
>>Chef
Jew Doctor.
>>Captain of the Guard
Jew Gnome
>>Shopkeeper/Merchant
Gnome.
>>Lawyer/Judge
Half-Ogre Jews.
>>45959760
>>Shopkeeper/Merchant
Rakshasha
>Doctor
That heaving goo above anon posted
>Chef
Hectionaires, medium sized.
>Captian of the Guard
Probably a Minotaur, a creature literally created to guard something (especially labrynths.
>Lawyer
Any one of the more humanoid Lawful evil creatures.
>>45959825
>Half-Ogre Jews.
Don't be ridiculous, Jews don't racemix like that.
>>45959881
Racial Imprinting
>>45959802
That's an actually interesting creature. I'm definitely stealing this for my campaign set in a war heavy country. I know exactly how I'll put it in there as well! The players will be asked to carry a type IV bag of holding to the largest battlefield's infirmary ASAP. They'll Probably survive the encounters and probably freak out when they open up the bag and a yellow blob jumps on the nearest severely injured soldier.
>>45959802
>>45960056
It's very similar to the Eberron Living Spells, with Cure Light Wounds as the base Spell.
http://www.realmshelps.net/monsters/templates/livingspell.shtml
While that would certainly be impressive, imagine a living Raise Dead.
>>45959813
Ahh, someone else who read GeistPanic.
>>45960113
To be fair a living raise dead spell wouldn't be in line for the noble bright world I'm in.
Judging from their stats off the top of my head,
>Doctor
Unicorn
>Chef
Lillend
>Captain of the Guard
One of those Inevitables
>Shopkeeper/Merchant
Succubus
>Lawyer/Judge
Pit Fiend
>>45959760
>Doctor
Ray of Finger of Death for quick and simple solutions!
>Chef
Ray of Sleep for instant meals, no struggling!
>Captain of the Guard
Ray of Slow! Stop right there, pathetic creature!
>Shopkeeper/Merchant
Ray of Charm Person! SUBMIT TO THESE OFFERS!
>Lawyer/Judge
Ray of Charm Monster, keep the vicious bloodsuckers at bay! Ray of Disintegrate, flee the courtroom through reinventive architectural design!
NONE GREATER, NONE MORE QUALIFIED!
>>45960744
>Doctor
>Unicorn
There's like a specific Devil for all of those, including "Blood bag" imps that are basically flying IV bags with a needle and line for a tail, healing other devils by pumping them with their own blood.
to bring up another job position, I think that sphinxes would make great librarians and secretaries.
>>45962796
Not if you actually want a book without having to answer an insufferable riddle.
>>45960138
i dunno, as a terrible being for the Glorious Heroes to strike down, it doesn't get much less ambiguous than a non-sentient pulsating mass that drags the dead from their peaceful slumber.
>Brothel owner
Dragon
>Bank owner
Dragon
>Inn owner
Dragon
>Politician
Dragon
>Lawyer
Chain demon
>>45960874
I fucking love beholders.
This post brought me great joy
>>45964024
Beholder is love. Beholder is life.
And a menacing mass of teeth, maliciousness and magical rays of death all upheld by alien physiology.
Which monster would be best suited as amale stripper?
>>45959760
Dragons
>>45965907
Round ones are the best ones
>>45966366
Dragon.
>>45959881
Poppycock, you only need one part of the mating couple to be a jew to bear jew offspring, all jews are half jews.
>>45966366
Dragon.
>>45967243
No, all Jews COULD be half-Jews. In practice they are violently opposed to racemixing. They actually have a term for it (Mitbolel, literally "diluting", as in diluting the Jewish blood). It is common practice for Jewish families to cut all contact with sons and daughters who chose to marry non-Jews.
>>45966366
>Which monster would be best suited as amale stripper?Genderbentnymph or succubus.
>>45966366
Satyr
>>45959760
who is this recurring characrer? male or female?
>>45966366
Slime
>>45966366
Rust Monster. This strip show is happening whether people want it or not.
>>45967910
Ribbon is an elf girl.
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ribbon
>>45966366
Oh get the fuck out already.
>>45960138
>>45963111
Raise Dead doesn't make undead, it brings people back to life. If poor little Timmy got caught under a wagon wheel, good ol' Rayzded would just slide over to the corpse, give it a gentle nudge, and bam, Timmy is sitting upright, asking what happened and what happened to his ball,
