stat me
>>45953868
>stillnotanavenger/10
>stillnotinthejusticeleague/10
.stillhasagreatass/10
>>45953868
Special rules: Roll a D6. On a 1+, your uncle dies
Risus + Aspects
4 The Amazing Spider Man
3 Backup Scientist
2 Photographer
1 Lady's Man
A - Wisecracking Superhero
A - Luckless Civilian
A - (temporary) Borrowed The Captain's Shield
>>45953936
>the die spins and falls on an empty side that before that moment did not exist
>GM rules it counts as 1+
Fugg.
15 years old
plastic suit
worst avenger after that one whore
>>45953868
Mediocre CGI/10
With all the money they raked in with the other Marvel franchises, and with how abso-fucking-lutely huge it is they got Spidey for Civil War... WHY DID THEY CHEAP OUT ON THIS.
>>45954298
OP's image is shit that's why. Go look at it in 1080p HD the suit is pretty detailed and has textures. The web pattern isn't raised like in previous movies, but is a double lined indent.
>>45953908
>stillnotanavenger/10
Spidey's been an avenger for a while now.
>>45954324
I watched the trailer in 1080p. It's still shit for what Marvel can and SHOULD have spent on it.
>>45954344
I think it's that movie in particular. If you look at Iron Man's suit you'll notice the gold face plate looks really crappy, like an actual prop instead of the normal polished look it had in the other movies.
>>45954439
the ads always look shit because theyre still reworking the stuff
>>45953945
Things like this make me think that Risus would be a great system if the dice rules weren't so bad. The whole Xd6 thing locks you into such a narrow band of likely outcomes that the results are almost predetermined.
>>45953868
COMPLETE MENACE/10!
"SPIDERMAN STEALS FROM AMERICA"
GOT A NICE RING TO IT, EH PARKER?
>>45953868
-20 luck
>>45954335
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>45953868
>tfw you thought Spoderman was getting a new cartoon
>tfw you realize this is from the new movie
>tfw it hurts to look at after the fact
>>45954335
He quit the team because Deadpool became a member, actually.
Which really pissed me off because he's my favorite superhero. They put him real big on the cover of issue #1 and then plucked him out after 4 pages.
>>45954577
You could do more of the standard dice pool thing, with each die succeeding on a 4-6. That would make things at least a bit more competitive.
>>45956029
>Which really pissed me off because he's my favorite superhero
BRO, SPIDER-FIVE!
>mfw in the military and everyone gets asked whose favorite superhero is Batman, tons of people raise their hands
>whose favorite superhero is Superman, lot of guys raise their hands
>whose favorite superhero is Wolverine, lot of guys raise their hands
>whose favorite superhero is Spider-Man
>only I raise my hand
>Staff Sergeant laughs and goes "There's always one"
GwenStacyfeels.jpg
>>45956196
>Staff Sergeant laughs and goes "There's always one"
spider nerds are made for bullying
>>45956196
It's funny because Spiderman gets the best chicks, while Batman gets either damaged goods or cut-outs. Or legit villains. And he's supposed to be the super playboy.
>>45954858
>>45956277
He's not actually a playboy, he fakes that.
>>45956485
>>45954858
kek
>>45956277
I remember in the Jutice League Cartoon, Wonder Woman had a thing for Bruce and there is this bit where they are on a stake out and shes like 'ay yo battsy u want sum amazon fuk'
and hes like 'that is a terrible idea'
'why?'
'You're an immortal amazon warrior and I'm a rich kid with issues. A lot of issues.'
Man, Justice League Cartoon was the fucking best.
>>45953868
No, stat me.
>>45953977
Tony?
>>45956277
>>45958677
Huh, dubs replying to the same dubs.
>>45958592
Underrated/10
>>45958592
Better Spidey than almost any incarnation.
>>45953868
Deadpool stealing spidey's suit and cap's shield just to fuck with them? Yeah, that sounds like him.
>>45953868
TonallyInappropriateForcedCameo/10
>>45954344
You watched it on Youtube, so it's still compressed and shitty. The suit is fine.
>>45960883
It's sad because Spiderman had a very important role in the Civil War comic event, here he just looks like that, a force cameo.
>>45953868
Reboots: 2 many
>>45960904
Well, it's kinda impossible for Spider-Man to have the same importance here because Sony kept bending the poor guy over.
Honestly, the bar is so low now I fully expect this Spider-Man to be the best since Raimi's films.
>>45960904
>>45961194
I just... I just don't even know what to fucking expect anymore.
