A mysterious figure approaches your character one night, and asks them one simple question.
>Cats or dogs?
How does your character respond?
>>45905325
Truthfully.
>>45905325
DINOSAURS!
I'm not much for tough dogs, but cats are tender and juicy around the ribs.
>>45905325
What kind of dish are you trying to prepare? Cats go well with noodles but dogs are better for barbecue
In the past I would have said cats. As I've gotten older, dogs.
>>45905325
"Why?"
He's a skeptical sod.
>>45905385
>>45905430
This was a /tg/ matchmaker thread in disguise.
You two are now a couple.
>>45905325
Confusion. Character is from a setting with neither cats nor dogs
>>45905325
"I'MMA DOGGY!"
That's how he would answer. Happily. While wagging.
>>45905325
>Cats or dogs?
Hang on, let me make a HumanCom check.
>rolls, gets nothing higher than a 5
I don't think those are either cats or dogs. In fact, I'm pretty sure those are squirrels.
>>45905325
As my character actually has a cat as a pet, the answer is obvious. He likely points to her and shrugs.
>>45906486
Wagging his what?
Actually, don't answer that.
>>45905325
Cat is fine too.
>>45905325
[lie] Dogs of course.
>>45905325
"Where?" asked with childish glee. Can't expect a smart response from an orc.
