Have I got this right?
>Sorin and Nahiri used to be blood-sugar daddy and daughterfu
>suddenly Eldrazi
>together with Dragon Jesus they seal the Eldrazi in Nahiri's native plane of Zendikar
>she agreed to this
>as a safeguard in case the system fails Sorin reluctantly puts his waifu in stasis in the hedron seals
>as he puts her to sleep he does something ambiguous to her, possibly made her a vampire or something
>she agreed to this
>millennia pass
>Sorin copes with his loss, continues to defend the Multiverse against whatever big interplanar threat is looming this century
>eventually, Eldrazi break loose once more
>Magic Avengers kill two Eldrazi Titans, but the third is on the loose, whereabouts unknown
>Nahiri awakens at some point
>is somehow furious at Sorin for doing things she gave him permission to do, for the sake of the Multiverse
>goes batshit and starts fucking up his home plane over something she explicitly agreed to
>>45891075
No, you don't have it right. We don't know enough of the story yet to know why she's mad.
>>45891466
It appears to have something to do with Sorin.
>>45891075
>Sorin and Nahiri used to be blood-sugar daddy and daughterfu
They didn't seem to be that close. it was closer to a reluctant pupil and reluctant mentor. they were oldwalkers, they tolerated each other.
>as a safeguard in case the system fails Sorin reluctantly puts his waifu in stasis in the hedron seals
no, Nahiri stayed on zendikar to baybysit the eldrazi trap, lived for generations, because oldwalker, and eventually went into deep underground lithomancer hibernation because babysitting frozen eldrazi is boring.
>millennia pass
then zendikar hiccups, nahiri wakesu p from rockstasis, finds vampires fucking with hedrons (vampires that didn't exist when she went to sleep) and fuckes them off, fixes the hedrons and buggers off to find out why sorin and ugin are fucking about while she's napping.
>millennia pass again
Sorin find's ugin's paradox hedron prison, lets him out, dragon jesus says "stop fucking about and go get nahiri" sorin knows where nahiri is because reasons, but he's super evasive.
>then BfZ happens
>now sorin has apparently found nahiri, or she's found him and she's on a millennium old rag.
>>45892048
>millennium old rag
No wonder Sorin likes her.
>>45891600
But we don't know why. When Ugin asked what Nahiri was up to, Sorin seemed to be hiding something that happened between them.
>>45892083
Heh
>>45892168
....did he rape her
My guess is that Nahri is mad at Sorin for doing anything once the eldrazi escaped and fucked Zendikar. And/or because she thinks Sorin brought vampires to Zendikar.
>>45892401
erm *not doing anything
>>45892401
>And/or because she thinks Sorin brought vampires to Zendikar.
Well, he did, didn't he?
>>45892978
No, the Eldrazi made the vampires as their thrulls or some shit
>>45891075
Nahiri is mad because she's a woman and will be called right no matter how much she fucks up for the same reason.
>>45893203
Specifically, Ulamog infected ancient Eldrazi cultists with a disease he processed, and the bloodchiefs that are still alive are those cultists
>>45891075
>Shamble Back
>Exile creature in yard to, Gain a 2/2 AND gain 2 life. All for the low cost of 1 Black.
Leaps and bounds power creep for THIS kind of card. Yet I still see this never seeing play.
What do you call it when even with blatant power leap, and yet the card while not bad is still unplayable.
>>45894301
yes it does a lot but its never going to be good. by the time you have a creature in your yard wasting one card to cast a vanilla 2/2 is irrelevant
>>45894301
Same as Glimpse the Unthinkable.
No matter if it's the most powerful mill spell ever, mill is still shit.
If Shamble Back was an instant it could be reanimator hate but as it is, a 2/2 for a card in hand and a card in your yard (and it has to be yours because otherwise it's opponent dependant and even worse), is not worth it,
>>45894301
that card is arguably worse than vile rebirth... It requires you to ump through so many damned hoops
What if Nahiri lead Emrakul to Innistrad, but BOUND EMRAKUL TO THE PLANE like they did with Zendikar? She could have easily used the moon to do it. All this crazy shit isn't Emrakul actively corrupting the plane, it's Emrakul pushing against its bonds like the Roils on Zendikar?
Instead of a looming otherworldly being floating around fucking with shit, we have a SLEEPING TITAN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN that corrupts shit and makes horrible monsters.
Because Nahiri used the moon, it inadvertantly corrupted Avacyn, but not because of Emrakul. She's filled with rage because NAHIRI INSTILLED WITH RAGE and she's the one who did it.
