>Glorf the barbarian finds a pair of enchanted lockpicks. His roguish companion entreats him to give her the lockpicks that she might pick locks with them.
>The barbarian refuses with stolidity; he has another purpose in mind. He will use these finely wrought tools to pick his teeth after gorging himself on roasted meat.
Will the enchantments on the lockpicks manifest themselves once the barbarian picks his teeth?
>>45871360
Not unless he tries to pick his teeth with his mouth closed.
>>45871360
I hope not, otherwise he's losing those teeth.
>>45871360
Last time i was in biology i learned that teeth aren't locks.
I don't know about you.
>>45872803
>i learned that teeth aren't locks
Does magic know that though?
How does an enchantment know the difference between clenched teeth and a clasped clasp?
>>45871360
What does this enchantment do exactly?
>>45872903
Well, a mouth has teeth and a lock has...ohmuhgawd
>>45872966
This. The enchantment could be anything.
>>45873081
>tumblers =/= teeth
Come on.
Keys have "teeth".
If anything, the lockpick would wonder why you are jamming it against its official cousin.
Maybe it could cure LOCKjaw.
>>45873440
Shut your TRAP
>>45873440
>>45873440
>>45872903
By being fucking magic, that's how.
>>45873270
So if the enchanted lockpick was sentient, would it be incest?
>>45873267
>the enchantment could be anything
well that means there would be different affects for different enchantments
>lockpicks of seeing
normally made to see the inter workings of locks when inserted into the barbarians mouth makes all that it touches transparent
>+1 lockpick
when picking his teeth it works exceptionally well
>lockpick of lock dismantling
made to destroy locks for quick entry/exit the barbarians teeth immediately fall out when used as a tooth pick
>>45871360
Yeah, it will prolapse all their bodily orifices.
>>45871360
Ever heard of lockjaw?
>>45875388
kek, well played, Hitler.
Enchanted lockpicks: Opens any lock, cures Tetanus.
>>45871360
What if you use them to pick your nose?
>>45873440
>>45877950
You become a psion
>>45877950
Either you succeed and your nose is open, or you push it too far and give yourself a brain haemorrhage
>>45877950
clears your sinuses
>>45878488
ahahahahaha
>>45877950
All the "gold" falls out.
>>45871360
they will pull his teeth out most likely enchanted metas are much stronger than normal picks the idiot will likley think them cursed after he yanks out an eye tooth on accident or the rouge will poison his finely roasted meats until he dies then loot his corpse rouges are singularly obsessed and not to be trifled with
