>>45866800
please! anything but sober!
>his face is twisted in pain.
hang on... where am I?

>>45866619
But... brother told me he totally is. I even tattooed his marks over my back despite he can't sense me so he knew I followed him whilst he keeps watch on the welfare of mankind!

>>45866835
>puts down the stimm

Well I guess you won't be needing this.

>>45866841
>a look of disgust is plastered on his face
I hope Brother Hans didn't die for this.

>>45866835
In combat so shut up and sit down!!

Miranda! What's taking so long?
>enters the hallway
>the closer he gets the calmer he seems.

>>45866865
>looking around he sighs
he's dead, the bastard's dead...
>getting up he rubs his head
fucking blanks.

>>45866841
... shit. We will have t-to remove your skin. It w-won't be pleasing...
L-look, your brother is l-lying and plotting against mankind, and about... Slaanesh... well, ever heard of Chaos? Now y-you can believe me...
>keeps twisting the dagger
Or n-not, it won't make much difference but right n-now, I am here. And your b-brother is not. So w-which of us is trying to save you f-from an angry inquisitor?

>>45866891
>Grabs him from the sleeve and pulls him back down.

Might want to keep down a bit, I wouldn't go wandering about until you've got your wits back.

>You hear clanking at the other side of the door.

>>45866922
wits? yes, wits
>it takes a second for him to sober up
OH CEGORACH i'M STILL WITH THE MON-KIEGH

>sneeki breeki
>The squad of what seem to be stormtroopers advances
>Thing is you can hear them throughout the hive like holy fuck these motherfuckers make more noise than noisemarines.
>But it doesn't matter.
>because they have the sneekiest breekiest noise.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU
>It was time for the once forgotten tactic of warfnare in hives and the likes
>Ah NUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

>>45866975
>holding a branch above his face the Ork follows bein real sneeki like.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>45866910
>As the clanking intensifies. It gets closer it almost sounds like footsteps of metal hitting metal.
>The girl draws a smile in her face.
Well about damn time.
>Tries to push Miranda off her

>>45866910
What's up?
>kneels down next to the bothe of them.

>braces himself for whatever's coming and starts huffing frenzon, shotgun aimed at the door

>>45867038
Ahw shucks.
>gets thrown to the side
I f-fell for the stupidest trick, didn't I? L-lucky me, poisoned d-daggers are a thing. E-enjoy dying s-slowly, bitch.

>>45867038
>sigh
Miranda you hold her and I'll meet this thing.
>stands up and walks a little ways down the hall.

>>45867067
please, give me anything to snort or huff, I can't be sober...

Rolled 17, 10 = 27 (2d20)

>>45867038
>>45867080
>Two Troopers fire at the Vandarr girl with another barrage of Stunshells, while the rest of the Squad switches to Bolters and trains them on the door.

Shit you guys are really easy to manipulate, you know that? I might be the crazy girl here but you're just idiots. "Buh huh muh god-emperor is called Slaanesh." I just needed to buy some time while the grandmaster armored himself.

>>45867080
Nah I don't think so, I have so many narcotics running through my system I think I'll be fin-
>With a strident sound the reinforced gate behind her is blasted out, it goes flying crushing her against the floor, instantly killing her in a splat of blood.

"Consider your services... revoked."
>A tall figure stands behind the smoke, fully clad in black and pink power armor.

>>45867148
>pointing at the hulking chaos spess marine he laughs
someone give that man a prize I fucking hate blanks!

>>45867111
Ohh yeah, I can give you somethin' hehehehe
>Inhales deeply from his rebreather, now a makeshift inhalation unit for his drug tank, he then digs through his bag and tosses Fireheart a home-made frenzon stimm.

I've cut it a bit with this and that, but doesn't matter what comes through that door you'll be ready to get stuck in no matter what.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>45867148
Well.......fuck my life. Guess I better doom myself again.
>fetches the Chainsword once more and charges at this big motherfucker.

>>45867007
You see Ivan. When make noise to rattle entire city, nobody in city know where yuo really are!

>The squad leader claims, gesturing for the rest of the squad to keep moving

What we need to do, is find the gopniks who are make all the mess. Is no good if gopniks distract us from doing our thing, da?

>The rest of the group nod in silence as they follow their masked leader
>The group sneeki breeki into position, flamer&burna ready, lasguns&hellguns ready, and with the good commander's trusty stubber at hand, nothing can go wrong!

>>45867148
>The squad sneeki breekis past the tall figure, totally unnoticed because the commander is wearing the ushanka of stealth
>Seriously how can nobody notice these lunatics?
>It's a squad, of stormtroopers, accompanied by an ORK
>And they're making more noise than a noisemarine would!
>Guess there really is something about that sneeki breeki music

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>45867148
Ahw! I was going to do SO MANY NASTY THINGS TO HER!
>points her bolt pistol to the figure and fires without a second thought

Howdy fellas. Wouldn't yall know it, I remember the thread is today just before I gotta go back in to work. We having one tomorrow?

Meantime, I'm off on my own, causing trouble elsewhere...

Rolled 1, 9, 10 = 20 (3d20)

>>45867148
Great... I'm out of milkshake.
>throws the cup away.
Where was I? Oh yes.
In the name of... blah blah blah. You know the drill.
>fires several shots with the bolt pistol

>>45867238
Might have one tomorrow depending how things go during this one. Will we need one do y'all think?

>>45867201
>grabbing it he huffs
that's good shit, really really good
>his grin broadens as he draws his blade.
let's fight some rapey bastards then.

>Hears nothing of this conflict as he goes room to room looking for any evidence of this champion Depherion mentioned, tearing everything apart in his search.

>Stops suddenly and hits his comm

"Is anyone investigating house Kent?"

>>45867302
After you
>Hefts his shotgun, bayonet forward and prepares to charge.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>45867331
>charges forwards, raising the blade he screams.
FUCK YOU!
>he's brave but stupid.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>45867219
>Blasts her away with the doom siren.
>>>45867250
>Armor shrugs all the shots.
Can no one offer me a challen-
>>45867225
>>45867359
Ugh! You two are going to pay for that!
>Sound blaster at Max Volume.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>45867368
>going deftly silent the harlequin leaps up and tries to slash at the champions face.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>45867368
HOW'S THIS FOR A CHALLENGE YOU CUNT!?
>Charges in with the bayonet, firing as he does.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>45867368
>Alice ends up slamming against a wall.
>In a ridiculous amount of pain of course.
>Deciding against getting up quite yet, Alice pulls the Carbine from it's sling and fires one shot.

>>45867328
Genestealers. All of them.
>>45867368
Traitor!

Rolled 18, 16 = 34 (2d20)

>>45867414
>Slaps him away
>>45867408
>His helm gets cut in half by the blade.
>His face is horribly disfigurated.
>>45867425
>Miss.
>>45867444
Oh for the love of Slaanesh get over it.
>Attempts to use his whip against Larrs whilst turning his Doom Siren on again.

Second roll is doom siren, it affects in a small circullar area around the carrier by TT rules, pretty much that circle around the Noise Marines in DoW Retribution

>>45867444

"You have proof?"

>Had already gotten out his camoline cloak and spy gear from the back of his bike.

>>134292735

>>45867368
Why did you kill snake lady? She w-would have made for a great p-partner! We w-would have been like a culexus on a b-budget!
>darts behind the rubble created after the gate exploded
Now w-which poison is g-going to kill him... Ah,ehm, uh, b-black giant wasp? Morm's saliva? Uhm, Thallus' stinger?
Let's s-say, Vivohast's burning acid. I w-want to see if you c-can spit one liners w-when your b-blood is b-burning and m-melting and oh g-god emperor I am g-getting aroused!
>fires a poison needle with her sniper rifle at the man

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>45867494
>the whip connects, tearing both flesh and bone
I liked that arm!
>sword in mouth the one armed Eldar atttempts a spinning kick to the face

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>45867494
>tired of being stellfy the Ork charges forwards
WAAAAAAAGH!
>he swings a heavy power klaw at the champion
if I beat you I'm makkin meself kommystar!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>45867494
>The Carbine clatters to the ground as Alice clutches her head -again-.
>Eliza's Troops pull back as a couple attempt to hit the Champion's weapon.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45867496
I'm still picking bits of purestrain from what remains of my chainsword. Speaking of which-
>>45867494
>charges the noise marine

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45867494
>charges into close combat with a powersword

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>45867494
>Struggles to his feet, even if the drugs aren't letting him feel anything he's still in a rough way.

Lets try something else then,

>Charges the chaos marine, diving, attempting to ram the bayonet into it's knee

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>45867516

>>45867528
>>45867566
>>45867627

>Dodged.
>>45867560
>>45867577
>>45867619
>All these attacks throw him down, but the doom siren is still on.
>>45867516
>The dart hits a joint on the armor... but the space marine system makes it slow to take effect.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45867577

>Clambering down the stairs, fires the gauss flayer at the fucker in pink

"How do you know they're with House Kent, though? Because one of these assholes said so? Consider the source."

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45867653
Forgot roll from doom syren.
>>45867674
Blasted down, still alive.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>45867653
>screaming in anger the Ork kicks the doom siren with his pegleg (chainsword).
ZOG YOU!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>45867653
>aims, fires, reloads, aims, all without slowing down; this time, tryign with a powerful toxin that would destroy the very brain of a lesser human

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>45867707
>Alice tries once more with her Bolt Pistol, firing off a pair of shots at the Noise Marine.
I hate my bloody life........well, most of it....

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>45867707
It's like an air raid siren in my head!
>goes to stab it.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45867653
>in deathly silence the Eldar rips at the tendons of his right arm.
>as the dead limb drops to the floor he rolls his shoulder before marching towards the Champion
>raising the blade high he brings it down on the doom siren.

>>45867707
>Stumbles to his feet and tries to climb on top of the downed marine, attempting to ram the bayonet into him over and over.
Just! Fucking! Die!

>wakes up in a dark room, in which there is also a pile of rags, but for some reason for the first time is not inside of it, but sitting down on a chair across the room from said pile
Something feels wrong.

>>45867674
They have free clinics all over the hive, Greely. If you need to see for yourself, go visit one.
I'm assuming this is over vox?

>>45867710
>It fails to destroy it, but it makes it change it's frequency, making amore sweet song come out of it rather than the strident cacophony ussually displayed by the noise marines.

[Aperture Science,
We do what we must
Because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except for those who are dead...]

>>45867749
>That does break it.

>>45867741
>>45867742
>Both miss

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>45867760
forgot to roll

>>45867707
>>45867707

you understand how a gauss flayer works, right? It rips atoms towards the gun and scatters them

Rolled 3, 5, 18, 3, 15, 11, 6, 7, 16, 20 = 104 (10d20)

Ignore this, I'm doing a little test.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>45867779
Cyka...

He not of understand anything of real music!

ILYA! Hit it!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ8oxTnsLbo
>The stormies play link related on various instruments

While the commander goes on about preparing his shank

He's going to shank the traitor marine

And since there aren't separate stats for shanks we'll just have to assume it's like any other CCW IE a chainsword or something.

Rolling for shanking

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>45867779
>the Ork performs a swift and brutal headbutt.

>>45867790
I did not, tbf. That's some serious shit there...

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45867779
That's a lot better.
>goes for a slash on the knee

>>45867855
>>45867845
>While the shanking failed
>The ork pretty much headbutted the traitor marine's skull into oblivion.
>Brutal.

>>45867861

there's a reason Greely only uses it on Chaos or Nids

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>scrambles around in the darkness. trying to figure out his location

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>45867899
We'll just have that last blast resisted through chaos magics to keep the continuity.

>Thrown back by all the attacks, specially that headbutt, the Noise Marine aims his Blastmaster at the group.
ENOUGH! I HAVEN'T MADE SURE THAT THE VANDARRS GOT CONTROL OF THE ENTIRE ARBITES FORCE FOR NOTHING! THIS WORLD IS MINE!
>Fires

>>45867919
>he puts his hand on something soft and round. As his eyes get used to the darkness, he can recognize the form of a woman laying near him, pieces of her power armor scattered on the ground. She mutters something and opens her eyes
.... Hey Ron.
>she purrs.
>what have you done, LaRoque?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>45867961
>Eliza just tosses a spent Bolt Pistol mag at the colossal tit that is the Emperor's Child.
>With as bad as her luck has been, it can't go worse.

>>45867963
how did Ron, a blank, manage to score?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>45867961
>ignoring the pain the Ork charges and performs a powerklaw uppercut

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>45867961
Rolling to taunt the miserable roll he made

Yuo can't even shoot straight, what are you? Slant eyed white scar?

>>45867963
>Ron's eyes widen
Please, Emperor, be real and human.

>>45867998
Charisma and an inhibitor, I suppose.

>>45867990
>The magazine hits the Noise Champion's forehead.
Are you kidding... uh... me...
>Looks like that poison dart is starting to take effect
-5 to all the marines rolls from now on.

>>45867990
>Hits Jackson in the head
Ow! What was that for?

>>>45867961
>Tries to cut off the power pack to the suit

>>45868023
Marine's*

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>45868023
>Empties his shotgun at the marine, hoping at least something penetrates

>>45868015
>the woman stands up, stretching her toned physique
You were great Ron, I don't even know why I hesitated... well I should really go back to my order now, but don't disappear, ok?
>why was Ron LaRoque with a sister of battle? What did they do? But more importantly... What was he SUPPOSED to do that led to this?
>>45867998
Inquisitorial charm?

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>45868023
Well my luck couldn't be worse could it? I figured right! I figured that I might as well try!
>grabs a discarded Laspistol and throws that too.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>45868050
forgot roll

>>45868075
>The armor shrugs it off, but the marine walks back because of the shots.
>They poison is making it hard for him to stand on his feet.
You dirty... sniping... bitch... what did you... put in me? I can't... hear my wonderful music anymore!
>>45868114
>Also hits the marine's head (it's not really doing any damage but the poison and his sudden head moves because of the hit are helping out on confusing him)

>>45868118
>With a swift strike, you manage to hit the powerpack!
>The marine stumbles down, hardly able to move.

I can't... hear anything... the silence... make it stop...

>>45868094
>confused, proud, and still a little aroused, Ron puts his own clothing back on.
I really, really hope that I'll see you again at some point.
>mutters under his breath
Maybe I'll actually remember what the Warp we did...
>Looks at the Sister
Do you know where my Inquisitor is? She's probably doing something important.

>>45868156
>the woman drops the gauntlet she was to put on and turns, slowly reaching for her gun
... the Inquisition?!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>45868136
>Eliza woozily stands, and armed with a conveniently located Cricket Bat, attempts to bludgeon the Marine to death.

>>45868136
Ha! I am the champion of the world!!!
>Starts chopping at it's legs like it's a tree

>>45868136
>sets the armor ablaze.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>45868221
again with the roll

>>45868212
>raises one hand slowly up to calm the woman, while also buckling his belt
Whoa, ease off. What's wrong, lady? We're the good guys, remember?

>>45868136
>Almost in phoetal position.
I can't see...
I can't hear...
I can't feel...
>Whathever that poison was but the drugs in the marine's system certainly modified it into a Slaaneshi's greatest nightmare. Trapping him into his own body.
>>45868219
>>45868221
No resistance is put, the marine can't feel anything anymore.

>>45868256
chaos has sisters too

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>45868271
>continues beating him with the Cricket Bat, this time attempting to crush his skull.

>>45868310
>Despite not putting any resistance, the armor is still armor.

>>45868136
>>45868256
T-that's not b-bringing my partner in c-crime back. B.but i willl take it anyway.
>>45868256

>the sister sowly raises his gun
What was it, a test? Is the Inquisition trying to falsely accuse my order of heresy? Are you going to sell me as a slaaneshi cultist or what? BY THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR; THIS SLIGHT WON'T GO UNPUNISHED!
>what will Ron do:
>Windows: Check
>Cover: the bed
>door: behind the sister. Not locked.
>sister: Increasingly angry. Bottom half armored.

>>45868344
>her
fuck your language and this useless gender identity of pronouns by subject instead of object

>a sound can be heard coming down the hallways,
>the sound of music
>gloious hipster, slav music.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8

>>45868360
ENGLISH NUMBER ONE

>>45868376
He killed her!
>miranda runs up to you, crying

>>45868331
>Joins in beating him with Alice
Smash um' good.

>Only one room lies ahead in this house.
>All else got purged

>>45868344
>starts laughing
Lady, I'm standing here with a Sister of Battle with her tits out pointing a gun at me! The last thing I remember is being picked up in a Valkyrie after being chased down by Arbites trying to arrest me for doing my job. You and whatever it is you think is happening is currently not even registering on the list of things I need to be worrying about.
>turns away, and puts on his Blank enhancement vest
The only thing I want to do to you is call you some time so we can play out this exact scenario again, because this is really doing it for me.

>>45868411
>hugging her tightly he drops the guitar and strokes her hair.
killed who? what's going on?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>45868331
>>45868418
>Offers Jackson an equally convenient Shovel.
>continues with the Bat.

>>45868472
>Alright relax your sociopathies you two, he's dead.

>>45868472
>puts away the power sword
>resumes bashing with the shovel

>>45868437
The chaos m-marine killed the girl I j-just k-knew! I w-was just getting started w-with the daggers!
>>45868432
You... you don't remember?
>the sister seems confused... and a bit saddened
You are saying that all those hings you said me about... and all we had...
IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR MAY HIS FLAMES CLEANSE YOUR VERY SOUL!
>she turns back, dropping the gun to grab her flamethrower
>why was it even in the room?
>what did you tell her?
>SAVE YOURSELF LAROQUE

>>45868498
>the inquisition stops for no man!!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>45868515
>flicks on his vest and flicks off his inhibitor, trying to make the Sister throw up.

>>45868498
>>45868505
>>45868523
>continues hitting the Noise Marine anyway.....because he's an asshole.
You've got red on you.

>>45868515
hey it's okay
>a hand slips down her waist
you can still torture that Eldar wanker?

>>45868547
That means the shovel goes faster and hits harder
>doesn't stop bashing

>>45868589
>>45868547
What about house Tynnus?

>>45868546
>the sister recoils, spraying a small blast of fire on the ceiling
I'LL GET YOU RON LAROQUE! YOU DAMN LIAR!
>>45868583
i-it is n-not the same... s-she could have b-been like, a p-partner in c-crime for me. We w-would have b-been like a culexus on a budget...I w-would have g-got to do the whole brainwashing torture thing...

>The commander, Dmitry, currently on fire and still drinking vodka, spilling it everywhere thus further fueling the fire, is educating his squad of stormtroopers how to endure pain, specifically Ivan.

You see Ivan... When you are of wasted... Can never feel, true hurt of burn.

Or pain.

>He finishes the bottle and passes out, and the fires on him were put out.

"On ochen' khorosh dlya sumasshedshego s amneziyey ..."

"Da, no opyat' zhe, on bezumets s amneziyey"

>>45868589
>continues the beating, although eventually it slows a bit.

>>45868636
Worry not of House Tynnus. Worry only of House Kent, along with whatever Vandarr survivors we have yet to purge.

>>45868636
We'll bash them later. Can't you see we're bringing the emperors judgment.
>is running out of person to bash

>>45868649
>kissing her softly he smiles
you can try brainwashing me?

>>45868685
>Someone peeks out at the other side of the Hallway. Whoever it is, is wishing the door hadn't been blasted away when it sees the inquisitors bashing the Noise Marine.

>>45868702

I'd say he looks pretty judged to me

>>45868649
>getting frustrated
I'm REALLY trying to end this non-violently, Sister! I'm not exactly in the habit of killing the women I sleep with! Especially not the hot ones!
>grasping at straws
Now, what the fuck did I forget, what am I lying about, and how can I get you to stop trying to kill me?!

>>45868702
>>45868715
>Alice doesn't see him/her/it, but her Scumbag sense is tingling.

>>45868705
>yells over.
No brainwashing each other!

>>45868685
>>45868715
Alice, there's someone in there
>starts advancing shovel in the ready position.

>>45868762
Eeep!
>The head goes back into hiding behind the door frame.

>>45868778
>approaches the figure

>>45868762
okay okay
>pats her hair slowly
no funny stuff

>The commander slowly (read, instantly) gets up and corks another bottle of vodka, downs it, grabs his lasgun and prepares to purge.
>The rest of his squad do the same
>Half of them pass out because they were replacements from pussy bitch Vostroya.
>The other half can't find the guns they are holding
>Dmitry considers suicide.

>>45868778
Get back here!
>runs after him/her/it

>>45868794
>A house guard is hyperventilating, back against the wall, he is armed only with a las pistol and knows he can't do shit with it.

Next to him is a sarcophagus of sorts connected to an oxygen canister.

>>45868705
I.. ahn, I w-would have n-never thought you would have asked...
>she's getting all dreamy again
>it should strike you as a bad thing, ideally.
>>45868740
>the sister drops her weapon
S-so it is true, you don't remember all of those.. special things you told me...
Maybe I am just overreacting, I-
>a loud noise is heard from the outside, the sound of a siren
>the amplified voice of a man is heard coming from below the window
COME OUT OF THAT BUILDING, CRIMINAL SCUM! WE KNOW YOU ARE THERE. ON THE COUNT OF TEN, THE ARBITES ARE GOING TO STORM INSIDE AND SUBDUE YOU!
>the sister, who was calming down, narrows her eyes again and snarls at you
Ron. Laroque.

>>45868778
>>45868794
>>45868811
>>45868830
Well now.....this is certainly interesting.....what have we here?

>>45868830
Drop it.
>inspects the sarcophagus

>>45868834
>it does bother him a bit

>>45868830
What's is the box?
>puts the blade of the shovel under his neck
You better answer me!

>>45868853
>>45868868
>Drops the gun
D-d-don't kill me... please... I'm just doing my job!
>The sarcophagus holds an almost dead of old age Lady Vandarr, great psyker, strong and independent mother, leader of one of the most successful cantina bussiness in the sector and in terribly bad shape because of a life full of drug, alcohol and sex abuse. She's not even conscious anymore, that sarcophagus is the only thing keeping her Alive.

>>45868932

"Think she had anything to do with this?"

>>45868834
>snaps his fingers, and turns and points at the window
Those for you, or me? I ain't exactly popular around here.

>>45868880
>hugs him tighter
>a bit too tight
>you never stick it in the crazy son.

>Seeing as nobody needs them, the stormies in their... oddly familiar gear...
>with their oddly familiar commander...
>are just fucking useless, they'll just squat in a circle indefinitely either until something interesting happens or until some jackass comes to ask questions after which said jackass depending on his/her gender gets beaten and/or told to fuck off. Most likely both. Repetitively.

>>45868976
>hugs back
>but the ass is bomb

>>45868972
>the sister looks at you angrily
How dare you accuse a daughter of the emperor of criminal conduct?
>EIGHT!

>>45868932
Wait of minute.....isn't -this- Lady Vandarr......
>says nothing, only inspects the sarcophagus and it's occupant.

>>45868965
Undoubtedly...

>>45868932
It depends. Can you name all the establishments owned by the Vandarrs? Both official and unofficial?

>>45868965
This is where the marine came from.

>>45868990
>no sacrifice was more noble, ever

>>45869020
>he'll take it like a man.
>a sly hand pats her bum as he hopes he doesn't loose ny fingers.

>>45869015
L-l-lady Vandarr held the names of all of them in her agenda! P-please! I'm just her caretaker I don't even know what the hell is going on!

>>45868994
Okay, okay. They're here for me then.
>peeks out the window
You wouldn't happen to know why? Did I do something else before I did you, or is this BECAUSE I did you?

>>45868986
get on this, alice.

>>45869054
Oh really? Why did that marine come from here then? And where is this agenda?

>>45869015

>Takes a minute to parse what you said

"Why do you think they kept her around? Altruism and respect for your elders aren't exactly defining traits of servants of chaos."

>>45868986
>Seeing that the questioning of the peasant is well in hand, Alice walks over to investigate the Surprise Slavs that appeared earlier.
>attempts to put a planet to the appearance of their gear.
Can't be him.....surely he was killed.......then again, stranger things have happened....

>>45869100
H-h-he was already here when I was told to bring her to the panic room I s-s-swear! T-t-the a-agenda is under her bed.

>Lifts his head up from what used to be lines of some unknown powdered drug
Where the hell...

>>45869048
>she is still giggling and thinking of things best left unknown if you wan to retain your sanity score
>still, 10/10 butt

>>45869063
If the arbites were to jail everyone who has sex with a sister they would end up just putting a big cage around the planet... but not before arresting themselves too!
>SIX!
Well this is what you deserve, criminal.

>>45869154
>retrieves it

>>45869157
We might be purging some genestealers soon.

>>45869179
>It's all hand written text. Initially by (most likely her) then by someone else, must have been by the time her hands started to fail. It lists about 540 different stablishments, 170 of them of questionable legality. Of those 170, at least 35 are of questionable loyalty to mankind.

>>45869154
One more question. Who was that girl? Do you know what happened to her?

Greely, Alice what should we do with him? You believe him?

>>45869065
I can see why nobody would want to though...
> after which said jackass depending on his/her gender gets beaten and/or told to fuck off. Most likely both. Repetitively.


>>45869129
>The troopers are armed with mismatched weapons, but their gear, their armor, all black, battle worn, decorated with well, pretty much every single bit and piece of xenos there is. Mostly the bone parts but one trooper has what seems to be a penis in a jar hanging off of his neck. A penis-in-a-jar-necklace.
>All black
>Weird insignia
>Everyone wears a symbol of a bat under an aquila.
>The commander is sharpening his shiv, by rubbing it against a stone
>It's just a piece of metal, but it's sharp enough to kill shit dead so why the fuck not?
>Wearing extensive amounts of blades anyway, and his torso is covered in dog-tag chainmail.
>He's not taking his eyes off of the approaching Alice, the blank deathmask freezing his cold stare even more.

>>45869232
(most likely) her*

>>45869232
>hands it to Greely

>>45869176
>pulling away from the embrace he smirks.
someone is happy.

>>45869212
>His Dao, made from a Hormagaunt talon, and his carbine and sprints out to the where people are
Sorry, I thought I saw a mutant. Had to check it out.

>>45869232
>>45869254

"Throne of terra, we just hit the damned jackpot."

>>45869240

"Keep an eye on him. he does anything stupid, you know what to do."

>>45869240
W-what girl? M-miss Valeria?

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>>45869243
Forgot image

>>45869176
>glances at the Sister
Not a criminal. Can't be.
>sticks his head out the window
I surrender, officers! I surrender!
>turns back to the Sister, smiling smugly
See? Would a criminal surrender like that? On the off chance that I actually did something wrong, I'm an agent of the Inquisition. Anything and everything I do is for the good of the Imperium. Despite what you might think, I am a Throne damned hero no matter what I do. Being a committed member of the Emperor's Inquisition, saving millions of innocents, and punching daemons in the fucking face does that. And yes, I have actually punched a daemon in the face.

>>45869280
Did you feel an unnatural contempt for her?

>>45869262
... not NOW!
>giggles, but stops as soon as she sees the approaching guards>>45869243


>>45869311
>A WISE CHOICE! YOU WILL BE NOW GRANTED SWIFT EMPEROR'S MERCY THANKS TO THAT. MAY THE EMPEROR PROTECT YOUR SOUL.
>a soild round flies straight next to where Ron's head was as he pulls back from the window
... yeah, I see... and, whatever you did, please put it back, my head is exploding...

>looking in shock at his stump he groans in pain as the chem begin to fade.
can I get a medic please?

>>45869352
I-I was told- ordered, to avoid her at all costs, specially when transporting Lady Vandarr throghout the mannor

>>45869240
I agree with Greely, if he acts stupid.....well perhaps you'll be able to get more red on you?

>>45869243
Vympel perhaps? They did prefer all black.....buuuuut, I thought they died with their Battleship.......

That would add up with.....Dmitry....

>Eliza allows her gaze to roam over the group, and is left with more questions than answers.
>She is also left with an urge to get pissed.

>>45869370
That's her. Did you see where she went?

>>45869370
Greely, what should we do with the lady? I think the kid is telling the truth but I don't know if I want to risk it.

>>45869363
>Ron's face goes neutral
Yeah. Right.
>turns the Inhibitor back on, and turns off the vest
I don't like this planet. Not at all. I'm calling my boss.

>>45869397
>over the vox
Boss, you there? I'm in a... Actually it's easier not to explain it. I need you to get these Arbites that are about to kill me to stop being about to kill me.

>>45869419
N-no the- the astartes ordered me to not let and I'm quoting here "that little bitch in" if I wanted to stay alive.

>>45869419
She's dead if you hadn't noticed by the way.

>>45869368
>throwing the Eldar over his shoulder the Ork drags him towards the ship in order to fix 'im up good n propa.
>Larrs has passed out.

>>45869494
shit, since when? Also, do you have the steam mobile app?

>>45869363
Approaching guards?
What?
Chto?
They're squatting in a circle, like proper slavs.
Secondly, they're fucking stormtroopers.


>>45869397
>Mismatched gear
>Thousand star-system stares
>only their commander speaks low gothic, and with a terribly heavy accent too.
>No high gothic
>just their own language
>Excessive use of lhos, and bottles of weird amasec
>and the troopers with their faces exposed have paint on them, old paint, could be dust.
>The rest have their original gear in pretty vympel-ish regalia

>>45869451
Wait! You don't want to call in an exterminatus, right?
>sound of people hurrying up the stairs is heard
I hope you are not finding this boring...

>>45869429

"Jackson, we're the Inquisition. Killing Nobles is in the job description. Besides, we've got to put together a sting on these 30 or more nice little outfits pronto before they slip back into the shadows, which they will do in no time at all."

"We can get most of them without panicking the Genestealers, hopefully. If they really are in Kent, that is. I'll just have to blow cover and command local enforcers to do the deed."

>>45869519
When the marine blew the door off, it fell on her. Also I don't, I connect to it from the mobile's browser when I need to connect from mobile.

>>45869544
Not at all. This is exactly the sort of thing that would happen to Ron.

>>45869541
To Miranda, squatting means nothing, fancy stormtrooper shoulderpads or not. In the sense she has no idea about the hell th word means.

>>45869562
I didn't blow the door off...

>>45869598
the chaos champion killed her when he blasted open the doors

>>45869598
The noise marine did, from the other side.

>>45869557
Or call in the big guns. And clean it up in a day.

>>45869598
noise marine

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>>45869582
Think this scene except with old-ish stormtroopers

>>45869627

"Thought we were the big guns."

>>45869562
It did, fuck it, I wanted her in the "good" team...

>>45869451
>Alice grabs for her Vox handset.
"Well.....House Vandarr is on fire and could be more on fire....so, would you like the Spooky guys in black armour and blacker Valkyries version of stopping them.....or they House Troops bomb them option?"
"Either works, actually, I'll prepare both."
>Alice does exactly that, and at her orders both a trio of regular Valkyries and a trio of spoopy Inquisitorial ones take off and start flying over the city, towards Ron's location.

>>45869541
>Eliza sits down and continues to wonder at these 'new' comrades.
I wonder......would they Valhallan?

>>45869686
would they be Valhallan*

>>45869627
And what pray tell, do you mean by 'big guns'?

>>45869664
Greely, we're not a reinforcement fleet. Correction, we're not one of my reinforcement fleets.

>>45869686
Over the comm-bead
Uhm... "Eli" can we talk? And I need to speak with Alice, if you get what I mean...

>>45869686
Uh... Thanks boss. See you soon. Laroque out.

>>45869544
>shurgs his shoulders
Not an Exterminatus, but it'll work. Now, what do you say you help me block the door until backup arrives?
>begins moving furniture in front of the door, and smiles at the Sister
What's your name, anyways?

>>45869731
you told me to keep them at the ready. And since we're openly flying spoopy valks I thought it would be a good time for backup

>>45869686
>The commander resumes his staring, as his men go about with their business, chatting in a foreign language
>he sharpens his shiv, while coldly staring into her eyes
>Who is she? And what does she want from him? Does he know her? How did she get there? How did he? So many questions... So little trust to seek answers.

>in the drop ship
>the passed out Eldar becomes subject to the experiemts of the Ork
>quikcly a new arm is built out of tincans and flamers.
>soon the arm is attatched
>luckily the Eldar doesn't die from blood loss, shock or blood poisoning.
>waking up, the Eldar inspects his new arm, with a flex of his wrist a burts of fire nearly singes his eyebrows.
>he's going to like this new toy.

>>45869832
Sick ork fix-ups are best fix-ups.

>>45869767
>the sister glares at you
You don't even remember it? I don't know why I am getting further into this mess, I should hurl you from the window...
>the black.haired sister puts on her shirt quickly, before pushing some furniture in front of the door
Are we on Beshk?

>>45869847
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZbCH8SG7Lg

>>45869756
"Wait one, I'll see what I can do......"

>>45869767
>The combo of Valkyries manage to find themselves a -rough- area to search for Ron, complicated somewhat by the large amount of Arbites deployed to deal with the Riots.

>>45869783
Not -quite- time for reinforcements yet, although depending on how things go with Kent we may very well need them. Even with the private army of an RT.....Kent got a lot of recruits today, they already had loads to begin with....

>>45869821
Nah.....can't be Dmitry.....sorry for the...uh....mistake....
>Alice pushes herself to her feet and finds a little corner to have some privacy.

>>45869756
"Okay, go ahead, what's the matter?"
>Alice speaks with her own voice, for this comm.

>>45869869
I assumed so.
>pouts
Aw, why'd you have to put it back on? Oh, well. Anyways, since you aren't hurling me anywhere...
>pushes a metal shelf into the growing pile of furniture
...What DID we do? I assume it was good and all, but I don't remember anything. I really would like to know something about you.
>notices the sound of Valkyries (>>45869906
) outside
Hopefully before my friends show up.

>>45869906
Yes but busting down the doors of 170 establishments will go smoother with more men. I'd hate to kick in 168 doors when then they know we're coming.

>>45869906
Uhm... there are corpsmen from different ordos doing a series of suspicious looking analysis on my cousin in medbay and when I ask what is going on they're just addressing me off with the excuse of it being a "rutinary check-up"... I'm not fucking stupid... h-has something gone wrong? Is there something I should know? I have started to worry by now.

>>45869945
Sweet merciful god-emperor, and they said we sisters live a sheltered lifestyle! In your opinion, what have we done? And how many times, anyway?
>an hit to the other side of the door announces the arbites' arrival

>>45869906
1 second
>taps a few buttons on a data slate to secure Alice's transmission.
>gives a thumbs up

>>45869906
chto? khorosho ... Tvoya zadnitsa vse yeshche vyglyadit boleye znakomym, chem vashe litso

>The men laugh, and the commander does so as well.
>What did he say?
"what? okay... Your ass still looks more familiar than your face"
>They're laughing, and their commander who already introduced himself as a Dmitry keeps staring at you, only his eyes are visible trough the deathmask.

Ahh... Kto zabotitsya tak ili inache!

>>45870004
>continues piling on furniture, but it's starting to run out. Ron smiles roguishly at the Sister
Considering our lack of clothing when I woke up, whatever we did I hope we did it a lot. I also hope that when this is over, there's a chance we could continue doing it at a later date. Or on the Valkyrie out. Or just now, if that's what you want.

going to sleep now, cya all later

>>45870148
sleep tight snug smug

>>45870148
cya, cyka.

>>45870105
Arbites are-
>another hit shakes the door
Trying to burst in, your inquisitorial acolytes are flying to the rescue, and your priority is having sex with a nun? Really now, what kind of acolyte are you?
>despite her harsh words, the sister smiles while picking up some other pieces of her red armor.
We'll see each other again only if you manage not to get hanged in front of Tynnus' palace.

>>45869945
>the crew of one of the spoopy Valks starts flicking through the Arbite channels in an attempt to find the ones assaulting Ron.
>"This is 'Slinger 1-1, we need co-ordinates, or at least an address to look for."

>>45869971
Can the reinforcement Troops disguise themselves as local goons? Perhaps upset Rioters? If so, then that could definitely work, long as we don't blow it and go full Inquisition. Saving that for "THE PLANET IS MADE OF WARPFIRE".

>>45869994
>>45870011
>Alice gives Jackson a thumbs up which she drops as LIX speaks.
"Not that I know of? Might just be to make sure he's alright after being so close to the ritual? One can never be too careful after all....."
>Alice pulls her own datapad from it's pouch and types a hasty note on the screen.
>It reads: "She's asking about the cousin, tell the truth or make the lie convincing?"

>>45870209
>pushing the furniture, trying to hold the door shut
I'm the fun kind. Help me out, here, would you?

>>45870227
>keys in
I didn't get the best look 1-1...
>looks at the Sister
Do you know where we are?

>>45870227
>*types on dataslate*
>CAT scan to see if he's infected with a genestealer parasite and a DNA test to see if he's a hybrid. Though the men should have said they were mine. Might have breached protocol, I'll look into it.

>>45870227
>>45870307
A-alice they already did that the day we brought him in... and then told me all was fine. His status hasn't hanged the slightest since then and suddenly I have a lot of docs at his door...


If this is a joke it's not funny...

>>45870280
It is what i have been doing the whole time!
And how would I know? You took me here! Just stick your head out and look at the... name? It looks like an hotel if nothing else.

>>45870280
>"Hrmh....could you create some sort of 'beacon' on the street near your location? A firebomb perhaps?"
>The Valks are doing their best to close the net, but without a 'beacon', will it be fast enough?

>>45870307
>>45870343
>types back.
>"I know that, but if I just up and tell her that when we're out here then she might run off to see her family, which would be bad."
"It's not a joke as far as I know. I'll......be right back, see if 'Lady Wellesley' can figure out what's going on."
>Alice jerks her head in the direction of the door, and the waiting Aircraft.

>>45870354
>realizes where he is, sighs and rolls his eyes
You must have really been worth it if I took you here. This is the only hotel I know, and Emperor knows it's expensive.

>>45870407
>keys in
No need, 1-1. We're at the fancy Vandarr's hotel, you can't miss it. Though I will miss the money I spent...

>>45870407
Thank you...

>Once the docs end up their analysis they'll find he's clear of infection and is not an hybrid.

>>45870407
>waits till she stops transmitting and follows
We could tell her the truth and say that there were accusations of genestealer taint and we're just making sure.
Or
I could say we found his medical records and he had a small operation before that might complicate the healing process and it needed to be fixed immediately.

>>45870452
Judging by the volume you screamed my name up this name, it was! I am going to bet they actually-
>the furniture moves as a particularly strong blow impacts the door
found you because of that. Look, your friends couldn't make it a bit faster, because-
>CRIMINAL SCUM! THE USE OF HEAVY WEAPONRY HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED! WE WILL FIRE IN TEN SECONDS
- that, yes.

>>45869971
>>45870227


>Greely hits his comm

I dont know about you Jackson, but I would prefer 35 solid successes that could plausibly be denied to 170 potential failures.

>>45870511
how attached are you to this character? Also, where's Anna?

>>45870511
>putting a lot of effort into keeping the door blocked
Still need your name, by the way.
>thinks for a moment
What do you mean, screamed?

>>45870583
... You were not very silent you know. When doing it. Oh come on you are not a child!
>weird noises form the other side of the door
Your friends! Needed here soon!
>>45870568
... anna is on the ship, in the medbay. Also why would you kill a random Sob?

>>45870562
Unless the first one we kick in alerts the others. But if we kick in 170 at the same time then we win.

>>45870583
Try blowing a hole in the wall or floor.

>>45870568
Anna is in medical awaiting treatment because I haven't thought of the best way to rebuild a nervous system.

>>45870452
>>45870511
>Two of the 'spoopy' Valks drop their passengers on the roofs overlooking the front of the Hotel, along with the street outside.
>From their complements of heavy weapons, a few well place missiles and a healthy scattering of grenades, the problem of the Arbites is solved.
>"1-1 to ground, streets are clear, do you wish to request pickup?"

>>45870463
>>45870507
"It'll all be fine, don't worry."
>Alice cuts the transmission and heads towards her Valk.
To be honest, I'm more worried about telling her -before- we deal with it, should it be confirmed. IF she decides to go to her family, it's not like we can stop her given her talents.
>climbs on board quickly, the Valk would head to the ship once Jackson boards.

>>45870623
I just want to know all my options...
>gauss fire can be heard outside the door

>>45870650
It might be best if you try to distract her aboard the ship while me and Greely kick in the door
>boards as well

>>45870674
>gauss fire can be heard from outside the door
Eta wouldn't kill a random sister, don't worry.

>>45870639

That's a little tricky logistically speaking. It's not easy to mobilize that many people in a hive. My vote is to take out the really dangerous ones, and give the rest to the local enforcers. Of course, the real big, dangerous ones probably know already.

>>45870650
>keys in
We need assistance on the eighth floor, 1-1. The Arbites are busting in this room any minute. You'll know the room by the mob of Arbites outside the door. Hurry, we ain't gonna last lo-

>>45870709
>hearing the gauss fire, Ron's jaw drops
No way. Please, let this be what I think it is.

>>45870798
I'll hold it off, don't worry. Whatever it is. You go.
>the sister finishes donning her armor and picks up her flamer

>>45870738
Or kick in 30 at the same time.
Anyway. How do you feelabout busting up house Kent?

>>45870833
>raises an eyebrow
No, that's fine. I'm going to need you to put down that flamer, though. Something scary is going to be coming in this room, and I don't need a diplomatic incident.

>>45870903
... should I trust a wanted criminal, Ron Laroque?
>nonetheless, the sister lowers her weapon

>>45870702
>The Valk soon lands onboard the Cruiser, and Alice drops out and heads for Medical.

>>45870798
>"1-1 to ground, be advised.....uh....heat signatures are telling us that the Arbites on your floor got mauled. Was that your doing?"

>>45870948
You should trust me, the Acolyte, not me, the criminal. Right now, I'm the acolyte. Alright?
>looks intensely at the Sister
Seriously, don't pull a weapon on this thing.
>moves the remaining furniture out of the way, and opens the door for the Necron on the other side

>>45870948
>>45870903
>the crack under the door emits an eery green light and you hear the arbiters scream
>the door falls to the ground and what appears to be a vindicaire assassin walks through the hole it leaves, followed by three deathmarks
You the blank?

>>45871030
>>45871037
By the Emperor...
>the sister holds up her gun, taking a few steps backward

>>45871037
>the door falls to the ground before Ron can even open it
Yes, and thanks for the save. I assume Ny sent you?

>>45871025
>follows her to backup whatever she tells delta

>>45871025
>LIX is sitting right outside of her cousin's room in medbay she seems to be... smilling... in a real odd way.

>>45871095
Yeah. You up for a little trip?
>he glances at the sister
Hey babe. If I still could still have a libido, I bet you'd be the human equivalent of hot.

>>45871101
>>45871116
>Alice stands before Delta with her hands clasped behind her back, if only to hide her fidgeting at seeing LIX's most unsettling(I presume) expression.
>She also glances at Jackson, then refocuses her attention on her 'target'.
You alright lass? You're....uh....you're worrying me right now.

>>45871135
>smiles pleasantly
That'd be swell. Can my date come? As far as I can tell, we've got some... Unfinished business, y'know?

>>45871200
>shrugs
Boss didn't say anything about guests. Go ahead. You sly dog.

>>45871187
Yesh... yes... al... alright... I feel alright now... no nore worriesh...
>She's been fucking sedated.

>>45871116
>waves