So here I am, browsing /tg/, when I see a strang lack of Orks, and a sudden abundance of Spess Mehreens! Outrage I say!
Roll a d10 to see whether we are a Proppa Klan or Freebootas!
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>45770955
>>45770983
Looks like we're Freebootas!
Now roll a d10 to pick a color, ye git!
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>45771006
oi git!
>>45771006
Meant a d100, you idjits not tellin' me things again!
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>45771029
>>45771024
You callin' me a git, you git!?
>>45771039
Green, eh? Nice an' Orky it is!
Roll one o' them d100s to see wot sort o' Ork we had wuz legendary!
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>45771073
sho ting boss!
>>45771073
dice+1d100
>>45771085
Hey, you gits done up and told me wrong agin! Roll a d10!
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>45771115
>>45771123
Eh? 'E was sum sort o' speshul boy, e' was!
Roll anuvva d10, we needs to see wot 'e was!
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>45771153
>>45771157
A Dok, e' was. Wunner what 'e did?
Roll a d100, an see what exackly this Dok did.
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>45771196
>>45771202
Well, that there Dok decided that 'e was gonna go an' konker up sum otha puny-er Orks, an' tha's what 'e did! I'm the Boss, and that's what I'm saying, unnastand, ye gits!?
Now roll a d10 to see if we likes Gork or Mork betta!
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>45771253
>>45771262
We likes Gork, an' that's the way we likes it!
How many boyz we got agin?
Roll a d10 to see how big we is.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>45771299
>>45771333
We'z a short buncha gits, but we can round up more!
Roll a d100 ta see wot gits I like today!
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>45771358
>>45771375
Eh, I dunno wot they be, but I like 'em, ya hear!
Now toll a d100 to see who I don't like!Perfect roll, Anon, just what I wanted. Now get another 96+.
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>45771415
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>45771415
>>45771435
>>45771439
Holy shit use this, not my shitty 45
(please dont be mad dice gods)
>>45771435
>>45771439
Hmm... I sez we don't like either of the pointy headz! An' as da Boss, wot I sez goez!
Now roll a d10 to see wot speshul boyz we gotz!
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>45771486
>>45771507
We got tonz o' Shoota Boyz!
Now roll a d100 ta see wot the best ting we eva looted woz!
[Spoiler]You Git! I wanted a 10! I wanted Grots e'erywhere![/spoiler]
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>45771542
>>45771549
Eh, actually we ain't looted much.
Well, that's it, get to fluffin' you gits!
>>45771588
You gits fergot to tell me my name wasn't there!
>>45771611
Weer koinda shrok et bein freebootas. We aint loot squat!
>>45771643
It ain't about da loot ya git!
It's about da friends ya make while lootin'.
...an' da fighting o'course.
>>45771643
Git ta lootin' then, ya git!
Alroight, to recap:
>We Freebootas
>We Green
>A Dok went an' konkered otha Orks.
>We like Gork best!
>We'z short a buncha gits!
>I dunno wot dose things I like are.
>We don' like any of the pointy heads.
>We have lots o Shoota Boyz.
>We ain't looted much. :(
>>45771696
'ounds loik we foight ovva orks as much as we krump da pointies!
>>45771720
How da zogg we ain't looted much then?
>>45771738
All da gitz we fought were poor as a grot wif teef-rot.
An pointy gitz really don't like us gettin' near dem worlds.
Dat, an' we'z pretty new boss. Not much time ta loot much.
>>45771797
Huh. Well that ain' roight. Wot about them things I loike? Wot are dey loike?
>>45771823Da weird dream squig dat called us krorks? Da one that got us ta leave da old boss an' become freebootas?
Got a weird feelin' about dis wun boss. I can feels it. Dat dreamboy is old.
