The cool autumn wind softly moans and the orange leaves shudder on their barren branches. As the sun sets on the usually quiet suburbs, the sound of jovial children dressed in colorful costumes echoes through the houses bedecked in jack 'o lanterns. You see all this from your bedroom window as you brim with excitement at the promise of all the candy to be had.
>What is your name?
>The first response with three votes decides.
>>45752570
>Harry Bones
>>45752570
Jacob Schneider
>>45752570
>Andy D'Witt
>>45752570
Boo Radely
>>45752570
Jack Lantern
>>45752590
>>45752660
>>45752671
>>45752676
>>45752690
All of these are good, but you need to decide on one or I'll roll for it.
>>45752736
Just roll for it.
Rolled 3 (1d5)
You're name is Andy D'Witt, you're ten years old, and you've been planning for Halloween night for a long time. But you haven't been able to decide on a costume yet. You leap from your window and rush to your closet, swinging it open and revealing your three top costume choices.
>Vampire
>Mad Scientist
>Werewolf
>>45752867
>>Mad Scientist
>>45752867
I voting for the werewolf.
>>45752919
Changed my mind. Mad Scientist it is.
>>45752974
+1 for Mad Scientist.
>>45752867
Mad Scientist, breh
As you don your lab coat, snap your rubber gloves, and pull your matted wig and goggles over your head, you look in awe at how fantastically horrifying you look.
Grabbing your empty pillowcase, you rush down the stairs and towards the front door, but as you reach out for the doorknob, you hear the familiar voice of your mother.
"Where do you think you're going, young man?"
>how do you respond?
>>45753113
"To get some phat lewt!"
Church
>>45753113
>Trick-or-treating with my friends?
Rolled 2 (1d3)
>>45753137
>>45753139
>>45753154
>>45753139
>>45753210
... we're not good at lying, are we?
Unless it's one of those lame Trunk or Treat events.
You turn towards her. She's standing across the room, in the doorway of the kitchen, with her arms crossed.
"Church", you say.
>roll 2d6-1 for Charm
Rolled 5, 2 + 1 = 8 (2d6 + 1)
>>45753235
Rolled 5, 4 + 1 = 10 (2d6 + 1)
>>45753235
Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>45753251
>>45753259
It was 2d6 - 1, so I'm subtracting two from the winning result.
Charm roll: 6
It may be that you're wearing a mad scientist costume, but for one reason or another, she doesn't believe you. She pulls out a large knife from her apron pocket and shrieks...
'YOU LIE! JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!"
>How do you respond?
>>45753376
No, we are going to Church cause that's where the Trunk 'r Treat is, and its easier and faster than going door to door for candy.
So technically we weren't lying, we were just not entirely forth telling of our intentions.
>>45753376
>"Look! Dad's behind you!Well, this got dark quick.
>>45753376
>"But I thought you said dad left?"
That'll throw her for a loop!
>>45753376
Pull out our DEagle Brand DEagle.
Rolled 2 (1d4)
>>45753418
>>45753422
>>45753437
>>45753448
>>45753376
Ma, Dad left because you kept refusing to take your schizophrenia medication and dumping it in the garbage disposal, now put the knife down or I'm going to call the police again and start living full time with Dad.
>>45753470
Damn it, 3 seconds too late...
>>45753437
He went on vacation.
I heard it was on a very nice boat.
Thinking quickly, you point into the kitchen behind her and say...
"Look! Dad's behind you!"
>roll 2d6 - 1 for Charm
Rolled 2, 2 + 1 = 5 (2d6 + 1)
>>45753493
Rolling
Rolled 5, 4 + 1 = 10 (2d6 + 1)
>>45753493
Show me the 1s!
Rolled 3, 3 - 1 = 5 (2d6 - 1)
>>45753524
Rolled 1 (1d3)
>>45753607
>Charm roll 3
Her eyes widen with a madness you've never seen before. She takes one step towards you and begins to carve off her fingernails. She says in a tone shuddering with terrified determination...
"naughty boys must be punished"
>How do you respond?
>>45753676
FLEEEEEEEEEEE
>>45753676
run fucking run
You fling open the door and bolt into the night, but your mother raises her knife and lunges after you.
>roll 2d6 for Athletics
Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)
>>45753900
Can't you roll, man?
Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d6)
>>45753900
Oh shit
Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>45754009
>>45754146
You feel a sharp pain in your back and a strange warmth overtakes you. You try to take another step forward, but your leg doesn't move and you fall onto the chilled wood of the porch with a heavy thud. Your vision fades to black and the sound of the Halloween festivities become muffled as you slowly bleed out.
>You are dead. Roll better next time.
Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d6)
>>45754330
Okay that was fun. Goodnight.
