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Oh sweet, bitter coffee, how I've missed you! I smile happily, drinking down another cup of fresh, almost inky black coffee, wincing as it it tingles my tongue with its burning warmth. The shopkeeper looks at me from behind the counter, looking a bit on edge for some reason, maybe it's because of the murderous pirate tied onto the stool next to me, who we just had to knock out again after he woke back up.
Ajax tries to get my attention, looking up at me next to the plate that used to have a piece of fish pie on it, mewling loudly.
I wince and rub my left shoulder, as it starts to ache and hurt again. I look back at where I got hit just a couple of minutes ago, is my coat's arm getting redder or is it just my imagination? either way it still hurts, more than anything, the weird thumping I feel and the dull yet somehow sharp pain feeling like a finger cut that just expanded.
I shake my head, don't want to think about that anymore, I probably should get some rest but...I don't want to, and besides I have work to do here still, and I'm pretty sure Captain would throw me back onto or through the ship if he found me sleeping on the job.
"Well this is a real pickle I've found myself in" I sigh as I rub my shoulder "Isn't it?"
"I wouldn't know?" The shopkeeper says, shrugging as his thin mustache droops down his fat face
What do I do?
[] head out with Ajax to try and meet up with the rest of the marines
[] Same as the above, but grab pete and drag him with me
[] Rest here for awhile *switch control to Ochamu or Yotshi while Adela recuperates*
[] Take a nap *Switch control*
[] Start looking for more pirates
[] go back to the forest
[] use fear crafting to make sure no one breaks into the shop
[] write in
>>45744995
>[] use fear crafting to make sure no one breaks into the shop
>[] head out with Ajax to try and meet up with the rest of the marines
>[] Same as the above, but grab pete and drag him with me
Eh I don't feel like it's at a good point to try and swap control yet.
>>45744995
>Same as the above, but grab pete and drag him with me
>use fear crafting to make sure no one breaks into the shop
>>45744995
>[] use fear crafting to make sure no one breaks into the shop
>[] head out with Ajax to try and meet up with the rest of the marines
>>45744995
>[] use fear crafting to make sure no one breaks into the shop
>[] head out with Ajax to try and meet up with the rest of the marines
>[] Same as the above, but grab pete and drag him with me
>>45744995
>>[] use fear crafting to make sure no one breaks into the shop
>>[] head out with Ajax to try and meet up with the rest of the marines
>>[] Same as the above, but grab pete and drag him with me
>>45744995
>[] use fear crafting to make sure no one breaks into the shop
>[] head out with Ajax to try and meet up with the rest of the marines
>[] Same as the above, but grab pete and drag him with me
So does Adela look normal to others on a picture?
Does her image look like snail nightmares when broadcast through a Den Den Mushi?
>>45744995
>>[] use fear crafting to make sure no one breaks into the shop
>>[] head out with Ajax to try and meet up with the rest of the marines
>>45744995
>[] use fear crafting to make sure no one breaks into the shop
>[] head out with Ajax to try and meet up with the rest of the marines
>[] Same as the above, but grab pete and drag him with me
>>45745131
Giant Salt Shaker suited Adela
Yes please
>>45745277
damn you, I needed those sides!
>>45745277
>"Send Adela De'terrar after those pirates."
>"Are you talking about the salt shaker?"
"I suppose you wouldn't" I sigh as I set my now empty cup down on the counter, my little kitten going up to sniff it for a few seconds, trying to lick it up, but he's just a little too short to reach it, I smile happily and scratch him behind his neck as I stand up from my stool, pulling my cap down as I do so.
"So you're heading out then? be careful I mean...not that you need to be after what you did to pete it's just...well there's still a whole lot of pirates out there you know" the shop keeper say meakly as he hides under his counter again, as I grab the chains of fear holding Pete down as he continues to foam from the mouth, making weird and freaky noises as I pull him off the stool, and he hits the floor with a thud.
Ajax looks between me and the shop keeper for a second, before hopping off the counter and rubbing against my leg, purring happily
"Yeah, why do you think I'm going out there in the first place?" I chuckle as I walk over to the door, struggling to pull Pete along with my good arm "it's my job to beat the hell out of law breakers like them, and bring justice down on their heads, and besides, captain would kill me if I stayed here, maybe literally"
"Oh well I understand" the man says nodding, pouting as he hides behind his counter, fear flowing out from his temple "But I just...I'm just wondering, isn't it a marine's job to protect the innocent, and I'll just be here all alone, surrounded by monstrous pirates with not ever a weapon to"
"Oh quit your whining, I believe I can solve that little problem of yours if you just stop with your complaining" I groan as I slap my hand on the side of the wall "Now just don't get close to this...no idea what it will do if ya do"
"What?" He asks as the fear flows from his head an onto the wall, slowly stretching out into some vague forms of rough looking faces, that stretch into the vague shape of some sort of barricade as I step outside,
cont
>>45745277
Hehehehe, I needed that
>>45745372
I think I hear him fall over with a yelp or whimper as I step outside into the cold salty air. I yawn, and rub my face and turn to see some pirates, trying to help up the man I shot in the back a few minutes prior
oooh...yeah, I probably should've figured that would make some noise
What do I do?
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] Try to rush past them 1d20+speed
[]Heeeey fellahs *hold up pete*, looking for some one
[] try to fire at them with my injured arm 1d100
[] *whistle*, Boogeyman's stare 1d100
[]Go the other way
[] try to sneak around them 1d100
[] Use pete like a puppet 1d100
[] write in
>>45745415
>[]Go the other way
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>45745415
>[] *whistle*, Boogeyman's stare 1d100
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>45745415
>Heeeey fellahs *hold up pete*, looking for some one
>Try to rush past them 1d20+speed
>Bring them to the Captain.
>>45745415
>[] *whistle*, Boogeyman's stare 1d100
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>45745443
Fuck you you cunt, If that counts use devils luck.
>>45745447
Roll.
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>45745415
>[] *whistle*, Boogeyman's stare 1d100
>>45745470
>Fuck you you cunt, If that counts use devils luck.
It does, but since we are about to enter a boss battle this thread, I'm against wasting devils luck on it
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>45745415
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS
Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>45745415
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
>[]Go the other way
>>45745443
Devil's luck.
I whistle sharply, pulling up my hat as, I see the pirates looking back at me, some of them raising up pistols and one holding up a very large tree branch like a club. And they're running at me...oh, I guess these ones are a little braver than their friend bleeding on the ground, right now
I take a step back, and open my eyes as wide as I can, glaring at them as the one with the tree branches shivers and stops in his tracks, rubbing his eyes with a shaking hand as he looks around in confusion and fear
but the others are still running at me, flintlocks drawn
What do I do
[] Use Pete as a shield
[] FEAR CRAFT A WALL OR SOMETHING 1d100
[]RUUUUN 1d20+speed
[] Akumu Akumu no summons 1d100
[] Fire 1d100
[] Use fear craft for something else
[] write in
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>45745604
>[] Akumu Akumu no summons 1d100
>[] Fire 1d100
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>45745604
>[] Akumu Akumu no summons 1d100
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>45745604
>[] Akumu Akumu no summons 1d100
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>45745604
>[] FEAR CRAFT A WALL OR SOMETHING 1d100
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>45745604
>[] Akumu Akumu no summons 1d100
>>45745687
OH FUCK YOU YOU CUNT! Use the goddamned reroll.
>>45745687
d20 or d100 it's always the same.
ALWAYS
>>45745687
Devils luck, Won't matter if we don't use it now since we won't get to the bloody boss fight if we die, Plus we're already injured heavily.
>>45745687
Devil's luck.
>>45745687
God dang it Bobby!
Are you sure you want to use the devils luck?
[] yes, roll 1d100
[] no, don't
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>45745725
>>45745738
Please stop samefagging for devils luck so obviously paranoia anon.
Its kinda sad to watch.
>>45745751
>[] yes, roll 1d100
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>45745751
>[] yes, roll 1d100
>>45745751
>[] yes, roll 1d100
Question for you HM, Could Adela eat the Tatababasco and keep on trucking?
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>45745790
Forgot roll.
>>45745687
That's wuss the fourth roll so sudden that not count
>>45745909
Best of Five
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>45745751
>[] yes, roll 1d100
Oh crap this isn't good, this really isn't good, this actually horrible, Goddammit I shouldn't have whistled, I could've just gone around them...ah well, got to the do this now
"AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS!" I shout, as one of the pirates rushes up and grabs my shirt, I grit my teeth as he drops me, backing away as a weird, lanky thing steps out of me, wheezing as a long, almost frog like tongue rolls out of its multicolored, almost goblin looking face, it's dressed like a clown, and has very mismatched eyes, and besides it is standing a coat and top hat, with a pair of glowing eyes burning from the shadows under the hat.
"W..why the hell did something like that just crawl out of you!?" the pirate shouts loudly, his one eye bulging out in surprise as the frog leaps at him, and he fires a bullet between its eyes, as it fades into mist, and the other pirates start to fire on the cloak thing, tattering it down as it slowly walks towards them, chuckling in a low garbly tone
The cyclops looks down at me and glares
"So you're like that captain then" he says coldy as he raises his pistol
Ajax hisses at him, and he starts to pull his foot back
What do do
[] tackle him 1d20+str
[]*BANG* 1d100
[] Make the cloak thing focus on him 1d100
[] Glare back at him, BOOGEYMAN'S STAR 1d100
[] Make a shield out of fear 1d100
[] kick him somewhere and make a run for it 1d20+speed
[] write in
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>45746009
>[]*BANG* 1d100
>>45746009
>[] Glare back at him, BOOGEYMAN'S STAR 1d100
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>45746009
>[]*BANG* 1d100
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>45746009
>[] Glare back at him, BOOGEYMAN'S STAR 1d100
Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>45746009
>[] Glare back at him, BOOGEYMAN'S STAR 1d100
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>45746009
>[]*BANG* 1d100
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>45746009
>>45746052
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>45746009
>[]*BANG* 1d100
But I've always been quick on my draw, and I don't think I could stomach going out like this, I have so much I need to do anyways.
He moves to kick my cat, who leaps just out of the way, hissing and drawing the shitless man's attention away from me as I stand up and draw my revolver, wincing as I raise my arm, and bring my right hand to steady my aim and fire
I close my eyes as I here two clicks and gunshots that sound like thunder cracking in the sky over a raging sea.
"Gah" he groans, as I hear a thud like a sack of potatoes falling to the ground, and open my eyes with a sigh of relief
I turn to my side and see a bullet hole in the wall right next to my head and bite my tongue to not shout out in surprise
I turn back to the other pirates, who've turned my poor coat man thing into just a bunch of tattered cloth floating on the wind, they turn towards me, hearing the gun shot and stare at me, feet still raises to stomp the strips of coat into the ground
I stare back at them, expressionless as they as they are, swords, axes, and one tree branch in hand.
I smile slowly, raising my pistol as they move their legs to charge me and
"MARINES!" someone cries down the street as I start to hear the sound of fighting
What do I do?
[] Force what's left of the creature up at them 1d100
[] Fear craft a wall between me and them 1d100
[] FIRE 1d100
[] RICHOCHET SHOT 1d100
[] Fire a shot in the air and run while they're distracted 1d100
[] Boogeyman's glare 1d100
[] write in
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>45746311
>[] RICHOCHET SHOT 1d100
Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>45746311
>[] Fear craft a wall between me and them 1d100
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>45746311
>[] Fear craft a wall between me and them 1d100
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>45746311
[] RICHOCHET SHOT 1d100
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>45746311
>[] RICHOCHET SHOT 1d100
>>45746365
OH MY FUCKING GOD REALLY!?!
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>45746311
>[] RICHOCHET SHOT 1d100
>>45746365
That's three times that happened
>>45746365
>>45746371
And its the fifth one again
But seriously, with 1d20 its pretty likely, but with 1d100?
Thats just fucked
>>45746365
Soooooo I'm just going to put these dice down
>>45746408
Yeah thats probably for the best before someone gets hurt.
>>45746430
To late.
Is the rest of the game going to be like this
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>45746311
>RICHOCHET SHOT 1d100
I wave at them as they grin widely, and then I try to start running down the road, towards where I hear the scream coming down from, no way in hell can I fight with an arm like this, it throws my arm off way too much and
"Huuurk?" I gasp as they grab the back of my coat, and the collar pushes against my neck, choking me as I get pulled back and down onto the road, with a very rough slam, that leaves me gasping for air.
Okay, this is why I keep my coat open, so shit like this doesn't happen.
I raise my revolve and fire in a panic, and hear it ricochet off several of the signs around me, the pirate's watching it's path with dull looks of amusement, before it smashes into a widow and I hear a dog yelp
they turn back to me, look to eachother and smirk as they raise their feet into the air to stomp on me
"You know, I always had fun kicking the dogs back home, bet it'll still be fun" one them chuckles happily.
What do I do?
[] Make a ball of fear, with lots of spikes, over myself 1d100
[] Hey hey No need to get too hasty now
[] Yall won't stomp on a girl just like that, right?
[] Stare into their eyes, and glare like a boogeyman 1d100
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] write in
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>45746555
>[] Stare into their eyes, and glare like a boogeyman 1d100
NO MORE FUCKING ONES!
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>45746555
>[] Stare into their eyes, and glare like a boogeyman 1d100
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>45746555
[] Make a ball of fear, with lots of spikes, over myself 1d100
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>45746555
>[] Make a ball of fear, with lots of spikes, over myself 1d100
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>45746555
>[] Stare into their eyes, and glare like a boogeyman 1d100
>>45746597
YES thank god NO ONES!
OH no, I look up at them, may hands shaking a little as their eyes go dark and Ajax starts trying to scare them away with hissing and growling as he clambers to my side. And they just laugh and smile sickly, before they get ready to stomp me into the dirt, and into a bloody pulp
I squeak, and move my arms over my head as I force my fear to the surface, expanding it outwards to form a solid orb around me, like the one I made with I was thrown onto the island, but this time I agitated it, clenching my fists a I force it's walls outwards, and hear dull thuds followed by muffled screams of pain outside.
What do I do?
[] Spin the orb around 1d100
[] Break out of it and make for the other end of the street 1d100
[] get out and grab pete
[]Crawl down the street underneath the shield
[] Make a viewing/firing hole in it
[] Pull the pirates onto the orb, as extra armor 1d100
[] write in
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>45746711
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>45746711
>[] Make a viewing/firing hole in it
>[] Pull the pirates onto the orb, as extra armor 1d100
>>45746711
>[] Spin the orb around 1d100
>[] Make a viewing/firing hole in it
If they're uncounscious or dead
>[] get out and grab pete
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>45746711
>[] Spin the orb around 1d100
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>45746711
>[] Spin the orb around 1d100
>>45746762
Thats just fucking unreal
>>45746762
WHHHHHHHHHHYYY YOOOOOUUUUU FUUUUUUUCK!
>>45746762
FUCKING AGAIN!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
>>45746762
THAT'S FUCKING THREE TIMES ON A D100 IN ONLY FUCKING EIGHTY POSTS!!!!
>>45746762
That's four times now please don't let us die
>>45746711
>[] Make a viewing/firing hole in it
>>45746762
What the actual fuck?
Lots of 1 with d20 is to be expected but with d100 this is just ridiculous.
>>45746762
STOP.FUCKING.ROLLING.YOU.UTTER.FUCKINGSHITCUNTHEAD!
>>45746811
Nah we're not gonna die, but we might fall unconscious and get captured
>>45746711
You fucking went to a voodoo witch doctor and had them curse us didn't you HM? Why do you hate us?
The mods are fucking doing this aren't they? Fucking somehow they're messing with our rolls.
>>45746848
What will happen to our cat Ajax
>>45746711
Do we unlock anything with all these ones we roll, And our tears of salt and hate?
>>45746896
HM better not fucking touch him or i swear to god I'll track his IP down.
>>45746848
Nope we're dead, HM has stated before that the only way he'd kill off MC is with three or more crit fails in a row.
Okay, I sigh in the darkness, brushing my hair out of my eyes as I look at the shifting almost scaley looking surface of the orb that just saved my hide. But I can't let up just now, they're groaning and moaning like a bunch of restless souls out there. I need to finish them off, and quick...maybe if I spun this around I could deal with them in one move
and then light fills the darkness, brushing it away as they toss my orb away
"Kill the little bitch" one of them whimpers, tears streaming down his face, as his long and pointed beard flows in the wind "She's trouble I tell you"
"Nah....Boss told us to bring devil fruit users back to him, and I imagine those marines would do anything to get her back" the big one with a scar over his stomach and tree branch in hand says as I look up at him
"Yeah, nighty night doggy" another chuckles as I hear very loud crack on the back of my head and fall forward, the world slowly fadding away as I feel myself get dragged along the street
Ajax meowing, almost sounding worried as he tries to follow me
Choice
[] Time skip to when Adela wakes up
[] Or Switch control to another character while you wait
>>45747027
>[] Or Switch control to another character while you wait
rather not wake up in chains and a collar.
>>45747027
>[] Or Switch control to another character while you wait
Ochamu coming to the rescue!
>>45747027
>[] Time skip to when Adela wakes up
I still call bullshit on all of this, I mean seriously? three fucking 1's on a d100 within 80 posts?
>>45747027
>[] Or Switch control to another character while you wait
Time to be Ochamu i guess
>>45747027
>[] Or Switch control to another character while you wait
>>45747027
Welp seeya HM, I'm only really interested in playing Adela, ALSO agreeing with>>45747053
This is some serious BS.
>>45747077
She isn't gone?
she's just knocked out
>>45747027
>[] Time skip to when Adela wakes up
>>45747087
Yes but we won't be playing as Adela, Therefore not fucking interested, I came for Adela.
>>45747114
You're such a loser
>>45747027
[] Or Switch control to another character while you wait
>>45747156
Eh, if he wants to play the character and isn't interested in others, that seems fair to me.
>>45747156
I came here for something, It doesn't happen therefore I'm not interested anymore, If something isn't interesting and that's the only obligation you have ot be there then you'd leave.
A lone kitten watches the only human to ever treat him nicely get dragged down the street by the mean scary looking ones, he tries to follow, and just gets kicked at, and all of his hissing and spitting do nothing, and when he tries to claw and bite at the big one, he's just thrown away.
He glares at them, and sees that thing she wore on her head got left behind, he walks over to it and picks it up...remembering that she was said that word the humans down the street shouted, over and over.
Ajax....she call him ajax...she was his big friend, and he'd rather starve than not help her
Maybe their were things down there that could save her.
He picked up the hat in his mouth, and started to the run with it, dragging it along with him as he run down the familiar empty street, with odd stains and broken things, and he sees...people dressed like the scary nice girl, fighting those people who came and hurt the other people who used to be here
He sat on his haunches, the noises hurting his little ears as he stared a head, and saw many people
What does he do?
[] try to get their attention with the hat 1d100
[] wait for the fighting to end, there's more people like nice girl than the mean ones
[] try and rescue scary nice girl himself 1d100
[] Go hide
[] Help the people dressed like her 1d100
[] write in
>>45747171
>>45747177
A game without stakes serves no purpose, we had 3 1's, the oh fuck we lose this roll astronomically button. If QM's didnt get attached to characters a death may even be justified, leaving a thread because your clinging to a character in a quest where its likely they'll be back in 4-5 posts is retarded
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>45747210
>[] try to get their attention with the hat 1d100
>[] Help the people dressed like her 1d100
Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>45747210
>[] try and rescue scary nice girl himself 1d100
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>45747210
>[] try to get their attention with the hat 1d100
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>45747210
>[] try to get their attention with the hat 1d100
>[] Help the people dressed like her 1d100
While I'm still here.
>>45747216
>likely they'll be back in 4-5 posts is retarded
Except we won't be, We were knocked out and are more than likely going to be so for the remainder of the thread.
Rolled 64, 27 = 91 (2d100)
>>45747210
>try to get their attention with the hat 1d100
>Help the people dressed like her 1d100
>>45747210
>Eat that fruit on the floor with weird swirls on it first:^)
>>45747216
I think its perfectly okay to not keep following a thing that doesn't have what you are interested in.
If he had bitched about it being shit we get knocked out, I'd agree with you, but he didn't.
>>45747251
>>45747216
Plus we will probably be scared and mutilated forl ife, Because if I was a pirate and one of my first mates got almost killed by a marine bitch I'd make sure she could never do anything like that again, Cutting off her arms and legs and torturing her.
>>45747288
It's just weirdMy guess is he's waifu'd her
>>45747314
This isn't that kind of quest
>>45747316
Not really, I'm just not interested in playing as Ochamu or Yoshi or anyone else really, I came to play the main character.
>>45747352
Shouldnt you be gone by now?Seriously, you made a point of saying you were going to leave so fuck off. If you knew you where gonna stay after bitching you shouldnt have said anything at all.
>>45747386
Just trying to get my point across, Plus how am I bitching? If anything you're the one bitching aren't you?
>>45747398
>Baw i'm leaving because I don't get my way
>Keeps talking about how shit everything is because you didn't get way.
If you say you're going to leave, leave. Otherwise you're being a bitch.
>>45747398Take care on your way out, the quest is getting clogged and i wanna play a kitty for a bit
>>45747314
Ochamu, Yoshi and Kitty are likely gonna catch up to us before they have gotten anywhere
The cat glared at the dirty and weird smelling humans, they caused all of this, and hurt his nice human, there weren't many of them, and sure he could just watch them get beaten and hopefully slaughtered, but for some reason he was angry at these humans, even more so than usual, they hurt his human, and he wasn't going to just stay back and not doing anything against them.
He put the hat down and calmly trotted over to the fighting, and clambered an hopped a few barrels and boxes, walking past a stall with boxes filled of half eaten fruit, he pushed against it as hard as he could and heard the things inside roll out onto the street, and the humans he disliked so start to trip and slip over it, he smiled to himself and trotted back to that hat as he saw a big...thing start holding down the fallen humans.
He picked up the hat from the street and meowed loudly, trying to get the attention of the humans who are dressed like his
a few of them turn to him as they start dragging the other humans around and go back to hurting and beating those that aren't knocked out
He huffed and rushed over to one of the humans, if they weren't going to listen to him, he was going to force them to
who does he go to?
[] the big thing with red hair that he is...pretty sure is human
[] the short human who has a cat like aura around him
[] the tubby one
[] the thing that smells like fish
>>45747463
>[] the big thing with red hair that he is...pretty sure is human
>>45747463
>[] the thing that smells like fish
Oh this is going to be goooood....
>>45747463
>[] the big thing with red hair that he is...pretty sure is human
>[] the thing that smells like fish
>>45747463
>[] the thing that smells like fish
>>45747463
>[] the thing that smells like fish
>>45747463
>the thing that smells like fish
>>45747463
>[] the thing that smells like fish
Oh god yes.
>>45747463
>[] the big thing with red hair that he is...pretty sure is human
>[] the thing that smells like fish
>>45747463
This seems like a big decision
Fuck i dont know
[] the thing that smells like fish
>>45747463
>[] the thing that smells like fish
>Inb4 Yoshi eat a cat devil fruit and has no idea how to sue it.
>>45747553
If a animal eats their specific devil fruit does that mean that they can talk?
And well, the thing wearing all that metal that smelled like fish seemed to be in charge, it must be strong enough to save his human, why else would he give off such a proud aura anyways?
...
??? Ginegin
I laugh happily, surveying the destruction around me, ah these whelps were on their way of becoming fine marines yet, all of them fought these dirty criminals well, and none of them have died yet, so I probably won't get a pay cut for leading them this far into enemy territory without even sending a message in case we somehow fail, but hey, not guts, no glory, and definetly no fun
"Brabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabra" I laugh loudly as Baldrick looks a bit like a rotten tomato, no doubt about to list of the various insanities I must have to do something so foolhardy as
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" I scream in pain
IAM BEING ATTACKED, A CUNNING DEVIL MUST'VE FAKED BEING DEAD AND
I look down and see a cat biting my nose through my helmet
I hear my marines laughing, as the cat hops off of it, and walks away from me
I glare at it and follow it to give it some much need discipline, as my men and women go silent, no doubt afraid I'll turn on them next
the cat keeps just out of my reach, dodging my grasps and grabs as I chase it a few feet down the street
"Gotcha" I chuckle loudly as I grab it by the scurff of its neck "What are you going to do now you little furry annoyaaaaance"
I blink and see a familar cap on the ground, with a bite mark out of it, and a drop of blood on the bill.
I frown and look at the cat as it nods its head
What do I do?
[] Make the two Evil eye seems to like follow the cat, I have pirates to hunt
[] SPY!! WHERE IS SHE, TELL ME YOU LITTLE BASTARD!
[]Oh...I see, be right back men, I have something to get back
[]...Huh, bet she's furious right about now
[]I should cook a little thief like you alive...or at least give you some uncomfortable pets, brabrabrabra
[] toss the cat away, stupid animal, wasted my time
[] write in
>>45747712
>[]Oh...I see, be right back men, I have something to get back
>[]...Huh, bet she's furious right about now
>>45747712
>>45747712
I Took the liberty in leveling up yotshi and ochamu, as they had to fight quite a few pirates to get up here
>>45747712
>[] SPY!! WHERE IS SHE, TELL ME YOU LITTLE BASTARD!
>>45747712
>[]Oh...I see, be right back men, I have something to get back
>[]...Huh, bet she's furious right about now
>>45747712
>[] Make the two Evil eye seems to like follow the cat, I have pirates to hunt
>>45747712
I didnt make the connection that the fish smell was fishman captain
God im an idiot
[] Make the two Evil eye seems to like follow the cat, I have pirates to hunt
>>45747712
>[]Oh...I see, be right back men, I have something to get back
>[]...Huh, bet she's furious right about now
>>45747770
To be fair we're sailors, pretty sure everyone has a fishy smell to some extent
>>45747712
>[] SPY!! WHERE IS SHE, TELL ME YOU LITTLE BASTARD!
>[]Oh...I see, be right back men, I have something to get back
>[]...Huh, bet she's furious right about now
>>45747712
>>[]Oh...I see, be right back men, I have something to get back
>>45747712
>[]Oh...I see, be right back men, I have something to get back
>[] Make the two Evil eye seems to like follow the cat, I have pirates to hunt
>[]...Huh, bet she's furious right about now
Bring the whole gang!
"Oh" I say flatly nodding as the cat stares back at me with the cold eyes of a killer "I'll be right back men, I have to get something back real quick, heh bet she's furious this is gone"
the cat tilts its head as I hold it up, and grab it gently in my hand, chuckling as it tries to bite me to make me let go of it, Oh that is hopeless little friend, for none can escape THE IRON GRASP OF JUSTICE!!!
"Sir, you cannot just run off looking for something to feed that kitten, we're in the middle of a battle" Baldrick says angrily "especially when you've already split us up four time over, not even half way onto the island"
"I said, wait for me, I am doing something important right now, trust me, brabrabrabra" I say as I pick up the cap and baldrick goes silent
"Oh I see" he says flatly, his catish looking face turning all grim and glum as that princess with fine tastes clasps her hands over her mouth and falls over on the short laze about with glasses, nearly crushing the poor boy
I walk down the roads and hear a grunt and huff
"We're coming to!" the big girl says sternly, with the voice of royalty "I'm not going to sit around while she's in some kind of trouble"
"I just want to be clear, I did not agree to this!" the boy shouts nervously "I don't want to see what sort of thing could take her down"
"Stop being a coward yotshi" the girl huffs angrily
What do I do?
[] ignore them, and run down the street, not carrying about anything that gets in my way
[] laugh and keep walking
[] pick them up and drag them along
[] Sure thing
[] I ordered you to stay put, is this insubordination?
[] write in
"
>>45747932
[] laugh and keep walking
[] I ordered you to stay put, is this insubordination?
>>45747932
>[] ignore them, and run down the street, not carrying about anything that gets in my way
>>45747932
>[] I ordered you to stay put, is this insubordination?
>[] pick them up and drag them along
Seems like the sanest options of course.
>>45747932
>[] I ordered you to stay put, is this insubordination?
>[] pick them up and drag them along
>[] laugh and keep walking
"I ordered you to stay put"I say calmly as I walk through the so sadly ruined and empty roads "is this insubordination?"
The girl who's almost my size looks back at me with determined and kind of scary looking eyes, as she glares at me and smiles in an almost malicious looking way
"Yes" She says with a much quieter and calm tone than I expected "I don't care what you do to myself, I am coming to help Adela to, no matter what you have to say about the matter"
"Captain please don't kill me, I tried to stop I swear but you see her, what could I do?" the small one who smells of cowardliness says, clasping his hands in a plea for mercy
I look at them and laugh loudly, as I keep walking down the road, not saying a word as they follow me
What do I do?
[] listen to the cat for directions 1d100
[] just cut my way through town 1d100
[] make the two marines walk in front of me
[] just charge around, shouting her name 1d100
[] well...if I was a pirate..where would I take her 1d100
[] write in
>>45748281
>[] listen to the cat for directions 1d100
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>45748281
>[] well...if I was a pirate..where would I take her 1d100
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>45748281
[] just cut my way through town 1d100
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>45748303
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>45748281
>[] listen to the cat for directions 1d100
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>45748281
>[] listen to the cat for directions 1d100
"But there is one problem" I say as I stomp down the road, and reach a twisted web of alley ways "I have no idea where to go, but you do"
"W...what?" the big girl gasps "We don't know were to go either"
"Don't even try...he's just insane" the boy says sighing heavily
I ignore them and lift up the little kitten, who looks at me angrily, growling under his breath as he continues chewing on my hand, and hisses at me
"So, where'd they take evil eye?" I ask lifting him up, with a grim frown "I'd very much like to know where she went, she is a far too good marine to lose because of something silly like this"
The cat bites down on my finger and looks over down street
"Thank you for your cooperation" I say with a hearty chuckle as I walk down the streets
"I...I..what are you...he really is crazy" the girl sighs sadly
"Told you he was crazy, he's talking to a cat like it can understand him" the boy says
I keep walking, humming to myself as
"That ones the captain!" someone shouts from a building "FIRE!"
What do I do?
[] keep walking
[] Swing at the building 1d100
[] glare at them 1d100
[] Throw my sword at them 1d100
[] walk into the building and deal with them 1d100
[] Say...have you seen a scary little lady around here?
[] write in
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>45748576
>walk into the building and deal with them 1d100
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>45748576
>[] glare at them 1d100
>[] Say...have you seen a scary little lady around here?
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>45748576
>[] glare at them 1d100
>[] Say...have you seen a scary little lady around here?
OH SO NOW WE GET A CRIT!
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>45748576
>[] Swing at the building 1d100
>>45748613
Nice.
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>45748576
[] glare at them 1d100
[] Swing at the building 1d100
[] Say...have you seen a scary little lady around here?
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>45748576
>[] glare at them 1d100
>[] Say...have you seen a scary little lady around here?
>>45748613
Like an afternoon stroll
I hear several windows and doors open up as they all get ready to take aim at me, no doubt ready to fill me with lead and leave me in the street like a beached whale. it's actually kind of funny, that they think guns can do anything to me while I'm still wearing this armor.
I glare up at him, and the man who shouted freezes, his oversized chin shaking as his hands do.
I hear the marines behind me get ready for a fight as I smile a bit and glare even harder as not a single gun shot rings out around me.
I hear a few rifles drop as I stare at the man, not moving an inch
"Say, you haven't happened to see a scary little lady around here?" I ask, chuckling to myself as the man looks like a devil just walked down the street, because one did, and it is me
Suddenly all of them start shouting various confirmations, yes, yeah, of course, don't eat me, and other such things
I smile widely
And what do I do?
[] ask where they took her
[] Thank you, now I'll be on my way
[] wreck the block and continue on
[] Well, that isn't enough for a pardon
[] Now, aiming at a captain...that's a really severe crime...you're all under arrest
[] write in
>>45748895
>ask where they took her
>Now, aiming at a captain...that's a really severe crime...you're all under arrest
>>45748968
Voting for this one.
>>45748895
>ask where they took her
>Now, aiming at a captain...that's a really severe crime...you're all under arrest
>>45748895
>[] ask where they took her
>Now, aiming at a captain...that's a really severe crime...you're all under arrest
"Where'd they take her?" I ask angrily as I shoulder my sword, the cat still chewing and clawing at my hand as the pirates all look around awkwardly, like they're not sure if they should be surrendering to one man who they should very well just take prisoner
"They took her Marty...you know The Merry blade, Marty?" the pirate says sounding like he's about to pass out "the captain's first mate"
"Nope...can't say I have" I say as I pull my sawtoothed sword down and swing it "Now, aiming at a captain, that's a really severe crime"
silence falls as the two marines with me's eyes pop out and their jaws drop to the floor
"YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!" I shout angrily to the sky "RIGHT AFTER YOU TELL ME WHERE THIS MARTY FELLOW IS!"
"CAPTAIN NO!" they scream in unison as I get ready for my glorious charge into battle!
....
Adela
I groan, my head aching and throbbing, it's hard to focus, and my head hurts like I just slammed it against a rock a few dozen times
I blink, my vision is fuzzy and I can barely see a thing, but I can here this weird, swinging, kind of...well gramps would call it fruity music
"Un dos twa, UN dos Twa, Un dos Twaa" A soft voice says, as I blur of color dances in front of me, five black and white shapes with a bit of red watching it as it moves back and forth, and I hear something swinging in the air "Un do Twa!
"Godammnit Marty, stop fucking around an untie me already" Pete's voice groans angrily
"Hold, I am practicing you brute, Un dos twa, un dos twaa" the blob of colors say
What do I do?
[] Observe my surroundings 1d20 + perception
[] try to adjust my hat
[] What happened?
[] Shake my head and try to come to
[] try to scoot away
[] write in
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>45749348
>[] Observe my surroundings 1d20 + perception
>[] try to adjust my hat
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>45749348
[] Observe my surroundings 1d20 + perception
[] try to adjust my hat
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>45749348
>[] Observe my surroundings 1d20 + perception
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>45749348
>[] Observe my surroundings 1d20 + perception
>[] try to adjust my hat
Time for adela to snap when she finds out she's missing her hat, It's like luffy's strawhat, But even more important to the character.
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>45749348
>[] Observe my surroundings 1d20 + perception
>[] try to adjust my hat
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>45749348
>[] Observe my surroundings 1d20 + perception
>[] try to adjust my hat
15+5= 20 Success!
I close my eyes, sighing as I try to recover from whatever just happened, it's all a bit fuzzy, but I remember something hitting me on the head, and hard judging from how much it hurts.
The air is salty and cold, and I can feel the wind blowing through my air violently, the ground under my feet isn't street even on the ground, it's wooden and wet judging from how my feet drag over it.
I sigh and open my eyes, I can see a bit clearer now, the five black blobs were men dressed in suits, all looking like thugs who got rich, and sitting across from me is pete, looking furious that he's still chained up and on a chair, and in front of him is...a dandy
His hair is cut at his neck, and is black as well. Looks like he took great care in making it all puffy and curly. He's pretty handsome, but he looks smug as hell. He's wearing a white shirt, with some odd sploches around the front and arms of it...blood stain
I look over my shoulder and feel my heart skip, Okay...so I'm on a wooden platform in one of those wave alleyways, thankfully I'm far enough away from the edge not to worry and there's a set of rails.
I sigh and move my arms around, and I'm tied to a chair, and can't get out of it, even if I carried a knife they would've taken it
I sigh and try to move my head in a certain way so my hat adjusts itself and...why isn't it there, I don't feel it there, and I can feel my hair blowing in
they took my hat
they
took
my
hat
My grandfather's hat that he gave to me when I ate that damn fruit, it's gone they...they
they're going to die, I'm going to murder them for this
What do I do?
[] try to get the dandy's attention
[] try to piss pete off
[] scoot my chair away from them 1d100
[] try to slip out of the ropes 1d20+dex
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] Fear forge a knife 1d100
[] see if my guns are still there
[] Soooo, where's my hat, tell me and I might not just kill yall for taking it
[] write in
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>45749675
[] Fear forge a knife 1d100
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>45749675
>[] Fear forge a knife 1d100
Rolled 87, 47 = 134 (2d100)
>>45749675
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] Fear forge a knife 1d100
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>45749675
>[] Fear forge a knife 1d100
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>45749675
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
>[] Fear forge a knife 1d100
>WHERE.IS.MY.HAT!!!!
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>45749753
Second.
>>45749675
How hard is our fearmade stuff?
>>45749863
Depends on the fear used to make it
I take a deep breath, and stop myself from screaming out as I feel a deep rage bubbling in my guts, just waiting to run out, my arm still hurts and I just woke back up so I'm feeling a little drozy at best.
I turn pull my arms along to my back, wincing in pain as I move my shoulder around, as the men continues prancing about, smiling happily as pete glares at him in rage
"Untie me already, you're wasting time we could be using to get her to Jack" he growls angrily "every single second you leave her their is a second she could be using to screw us over and escape or summon demons or something, come on brother you have to listen to me"
"She is a marine, not even a petty officer, there's nothing to worry about even if she has a devil fruit, if she does I'll just have to disable her a bit more if it means that much to you" the man says swinging his thin little sword around
"Remember that guy who nearly killed our whole crew three years back, she's his little sister, and is about as dangerous, I was only able to hit her twice" Pete says, breathing heavily as he looks around, panicking as fear flows from his lips and eyes, like a foul smoke
"Oh you were just blinded by rage, because you're pretty face got all cut up" The man who must be Marty says teasingly, swiping his blade over Pete's face, as more fear pours out of him, and floats through the air and into my hands.
I clench them, the fog flowing behind and through my fingers as it begins to solidify and wave around, feeling like some kind of fish I just pulled out of the sea.
I feel it harden in my hand and start to slowly drag it up and down the ropes wrapped around me, binding me in place
"OH" Pete says his eyes shooting open as Marty turns around and smiles, and runs over to me.
I flinch, and open my eyes to see him on one knee, holding out a red rose, with his blade in his mouth and a lustful look in his eye
cont
>>45750107
"Marty...do you even see what she looks like?" Pete growls angrily "even you wouldn't try to win the heart of something like that"
"What, she reminds me off myself, those soft features, and those sharp eyes, all look like my own" the man says happily "How could my heart not be stolen by such a beauty, forgive me my lady, I wish we did not meet in such...circumstances, but these brutes, they do not know how to treat women properly at all, yet alone one as beautiful as yourself"
I blink and tilt my head....so he's scared of himself and...yeah, I wish I had I could reach my revolvers
What do I do?
[] Cut the ropes 1d20+speed
[] Stab him in the hand 1d100 - not knowing how to hold a knife for a fight
[] trick him into looking into my eyes 1d100
[] Headbutt him 1d100
[] scoot my chair away 1d100
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] ask about my hat, furiously
[] user my powers someway *how* 1d100
[] write in
>>45750158
[] ask about my hat, furiously
[] trick him into looking into my eyes 1d100
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>45750158
>[] ask about my hat, furiously
Ifh e doesn't know
>BITE HIS FUCKING NOSE OFF
>[] Cut the ropes 1d20+speed
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>45750158
>[] trick him into looking into my eyes 1d100
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>45750173
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>45750158
>[] Cut the ropes 1d20+speed
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>45750158
>[] Cut the ropes 1d20+speed
>[] ask about my hat, furiously
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>45750158
>[] Cut the ropes 1d20+speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J84FPJAb7rM
You know, I could probably make this idiot get me out of these ropes, but I've never been a girly kind of girl, so just for the sake of my sanity and so he doesn't get close enough to lay a hand on me, I'll do it myself, besides, I can't say anything sweet or even nice to some bastard who took my hat!
I pull my arms up and down as quickly as I can, frowning angrily as he shouts back at his brother, saying how he doesn't know true beauty like he does, and how he is just angry that he lost his own.
"It's like one of ma's books" I groan, shuddering as I cut line after line of rope, moving fast enough that I can now move my arms around without any kind of trouble
the finale rope snaps apart, and all of them fall down with a thud and I stand up, growling angrily as Marty turns around and Pete sighs, shaking his head
"You idiot, I told you, should've taken her to jack" He says angrily as Marty narrows his eyes at me
"Ah madam, I swear no harm will come to you if you just sit down and" he says smiling, trying to look charming as I glare him, and point my jagged knife of his brother's fear at him
"WHERE'S MAH HAT" I growl angrily as I step up to him and he throws his sword into the air, and steps back, bowing as he catches it , chuckling smugly "Unless Ya'll fixin to die, yall better tell me where it's gone!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSwaVvF7rdU
"Oh well I'll by you a new one, if you're still alive...sorry but I didn't know how much you sounded like that son of a bitch" Marty chuckles, his brown eyes shining with barely suppressed rage rage "I may just kill you now, sorry, but even beauty must past some day UN DOS TWA!"
Boss
Marty Rawling
the Merry Blade
What do I do?
[] try to find my revolvers 1d20+perception
[] Stab at him 1d100
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SHIELD 1d100
[] Fear craft a whip to hit him with 1d100
[] Boogeyman's glare 1d100
[] RUUUUN FOR IT 1d20+speed
[] write in
>>45750434
>[] Boogeyman's glare 1d100
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>45750456
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>45750434
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
I swear to god, if more hims comes out we might want to keep him around for the satisfaction of killing him repeatedly
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>45750434
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>45750434
>[] try to find my revolvers 1d20+perception
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>45750434
>[] Stab at him 1d100
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>45750434
>>[] try to find my revolvers 1d20+perception
"AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS!" I shout as I lean just out of the way as he stabs at me, my cheek stings as he shouts angrily and cheerfully at the same time, I touch my face as he flourishes needlessly.
I sigh, he just scrapped me, nothing to worry about. He turns towards me, and freezes as a variety of monsters flow at out him, and his men as they rush in to help him, like smoke rising out of dying fire. they take shape in the air as he holds his hand back, making his men stop .
He looks around is amusement, like he's looking at fine art or something and then as the real monster takes shape among the many shadowy illusions dressed like marines, but only vaguely, as a man dressed like him appears, who looks almost exactly like him , except...well a bit off
Marty stops and growls angrily and dives at the dopple ganger, who locks blades with him, giggling as the fake monsters charge the pirates who raise their blades and stand their ground
What do I do?
[] make Marty even madder
[] find my revolvers
[] control the monster directly 1d100
[] stab marty while he's distracted 1d100
[] Fear craft manacles and put them on Marty's legs 1d100
[] run out of here
[] write in
>>45750842
[] find my revolvers
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>45750842
>[] find my revolvers
>[] Fear craft manacles and put them on Marty's legs 1d100
WHERE IS IT! WHERE IS MY HAT!
>>45750842
[] find my revolvers
>>45750842
>[] find my revolvers
>>45750842
>[] find my revolvers
>[] Fear craft manacles and put them on Marty's legs 1d100
>>45750868
RAAAAGE OF THE HAT!
>>45750868
...HM's quest dice are yandere. I swear to god.
Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>45750888
Forgot roll.
>>45750852
>>45750865
>>45750882
>>45750887
i swear if you fucks not voting for a d100 option wastes the crit.....
>>45750868
>Current theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyXnOYEuqsA
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>45750842
>[] stab marty while he's distracted 1d100
>[] find my revolvers
>>45750933
Hoyl fucking shit.
Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>45750842
>[] find my revolvers
>[] Fear craft manacles and put them on Marty's legs 1d100
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>45750842
[] Fear craft manacles and put them on Marty's legs
>>45750842
>[] Fear craft manacles and put them on Marty's legs 1d100
"JUST STAY STILL AND DIE YOU MISTAKE FROM HELL, YOU HIDEOUS VISAGE I WILL WIPE CLEAN FROM THIS WORLD AND THE NEXT!" Marty screams angrily as he slashes and stabs wildly and angrily at his purplish doppelganger, who yawns and just keeps blocking his attacks, before he goes onto the attack, Marty doing the same to his many swings and pokes
"I know my style, do not thing you can best me!" He screams furiously as he leans closer to the fake, crossing blades with him as he growls "I will not be embarrassed by such a lazy fake as yourself!"
Okay now I just need to find my revolvers and I can.
I look down, and see them spin over to me as the two idiots fight eachother furiously, their blades turning into blurs as Pete groans in frustration, as the pirates just watch, the illusions they were fighting blowing away on the wind.
Well...not going to argue with that. I pick them back up, wincing as I crouch down to do so. I put them back into my holsters and grin as Marty cheers happily, stabbing his fake through the heart.
I hold my right hand out, gathering the fear he was letting out for the whole duel into my hand, and rush forward, forcing it into the vague shape of manacle as I run at him and slam it into his legs, as it turns into a mirror, with him inside of it, winking as it clicks shut, and he nearly tumbles over
his own voice laughing at him as he tries to swing at me
"You jackass Marty!" Pete says shaking his head "How could you even let that happen"
"Shut up I was distracted!" Marty screams angrily as I
what do I do?
[]trip him 1d100
[] Ricochet a shot off his sword 1d100
[]Just shoot him 1d100
[] Boogeyman's stare 1d100
[] tease him 1d100
[] Where is my hat?
[] write in
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>45751158
>[]trip him 1d100
>[] Where is my hat?
>Where is it?
>WHERE IS MY HAT!?
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>45751158
[] Ricochet a shot off his sword 1d100
[] Where is my hat?
Where Is My Hat?
WHERE IS MY HAT?!?
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>45751158
>[]Just shoot him 1d100
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>45751158
>[] Boogeyman's stare 1d100
>[] Where is my hat?
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>45751177
Second.
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>45751158
>[] Ricochet a shot off his sword 1d100
>[] Where is my hat?
"Where is my hat?" I ask coldly as I walk towards him, dodging his sloppy swing as he struggles to hit me, huffing angrily as he tries to break the chains made out of his own reflection
"Don't you dare order me around, do you have any idea who I am?!" He screams angrily as he stabs at me, nearly tumbling over as I lean out of way, drawing my right revolver and aiming it at him
"Where is it?" I ask calmly as he stumbles back and swings at me "WHERE IS MY HAT!"
"STOP ASKING ME THAT I SWEAR IF I FIND I'LL BURN IT JUST SO YOU'LL SHUT UP!" He yells in a panicked fury as he steps forward with his swing
I raise my revolver
And pull the trigger, the trigger clicks, and smoke fills the air as it fires sounding like a dying beast
"BANG WANTANG*
"Eh?" Marty says, looking at his sword as the front half of it snaps in half and he stumbles back, his suit staining red "AHHHHHHH! THAT'S UNSPORTMAN LIKE!"
What do I say?
[] and you're the first mate
[] Wow....why do they keep you on the crew
[] Where is my hat?
[] *keep shooting* 1d100
[] Stare into his eyes and glare 1d100
[] Akumu akumu no summons 1d100
[] write in
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>45751433
>[] *keep shooting* 1d100
We'll find our own damn hat
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>45751433
>[] Where is my hat?
>[] *keep shooting* 1d100
>>45751433
Keep shooting let's keep things simple
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>45751433
>[] Wow....why do they keep you on the crew
>[] Where is my hat?
>[] *keep shooting* 1d100
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>45751433
>[] Where is my hat?
>[] *keep shooting* 1d100
Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>45751433
[] *keep shooting* 1d100
>>45751458
>>45751470
>>45751487
>>45751499
>>45751502
Well at least there isn't a 1
"Where is my hat!" I say much more harshly and demanding as he hops back against the railing and leans forward, holding up his broken blade as he starts to hop towards me, I raise my revolver and fire at him, he tumbles just enough out of the way to only be grazed by the bullet as he stumbles towards me, holding his ruined sword in both hands, trying to impale me with it
What do I do?
[] lean out of the way 1d20+speed
[] Shoot him 1d100
[] Ricochet off his sword again 1d100
[] Fear craft hand cuffs 1d100
[] trip him 1d100
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMON 1d100
[] Boogyeman's stare 1d100
[] writes
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>45751611
>[] Fear craft hand cuffs 1d100
>[] trip him 1d100
>[] Shoot him 1d100
>WHERE IS IT!?
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>45751611
>[] Ricochet off his sword again 1d100
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>45751611
[] Ricochet off his sword again 1d100
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>45751611
>[] Ricochet off his sword again 1d100
I raise my revolver again and fire as I try to duck out of the way, and get glances in the side as he stabs his sword forward with a triumphant scream, and then there's a metallic ding as the bullet bounces off of the fancy guard with roses and crap carved into it and hits him the shoulder.
He sighs angrily and slumps forward, trying to hope around to face my, grumbling under his breath
What do I do?
[] patch up the cut he gave me
[] just shoot him 1d100
[] Push him off the side 1d20+Str
[]knock him over 1d100
[] taunt him
[] write in
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>45751829
>[] just shoot him 1d100
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>45751829
>[] patch up the cut he gave me
>[] just shoot him 1d100
>Where.Is.My.Hat.
Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>45751829
>[] just shoot him 1d100
Fuck this guy
>>45751829
sorry forgot my trip, hahaha
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>45751829
[]knock him over 1d100
[] write in
Your haircut is stupid.
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>45751829
>>45751829
>[] just shoot him 1d100
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>45751829
>[] patch up the cut he gave me
>[] just shoot him 1d100
>Where.Is.My.Hat.
I raise my revolver and pull the trigger as his back his facing me, he crumples forward like a doll tossed away after a girl is done playing with it, as he slumps over the rail, whimpering pitifully. But he doesn't seem like he's in pain, it sounds more like...he's just really upset, or got upstage. He stares in the waters below as he stands back up, his arms shaking as his suit turns a bit redder.
"I hate gunslingers" He hisses, sounding like someone one who just got the silver medal "bunch of cheaters, they don't know how to really duel, it's only between a sword that true skill....why does it hurt so much"
He whines as he rolls onto his back and tries to look sorry for himself, opening one of his eyes as he looks at me and winks
I glare down at him as a cold wind sea blows over me, and I hear distance screaming, and a very familar laugh, brabrabrabra...oh good, the captain is here. the waves rise up and tower as they splash around us, making the platform wet again as they seem to dance with eachother as they violenetly lash back and forth through the alleyway, muffling and killing every sound around me with the loudest rushing water I ever heard
"Now now, don't be hasty" he says slowly raising up his hands "Wouldn't want to do anything stupid now would we, I mean we could be wonderful together, I could...but won't stop being a pirate, see I'm honest, what more do you need in man..hmm?"
I look at my revolver and back at him coldly, he winces, and puts his hands together, begging me as he shakes his head
"Alright alright, I get it I get it, you're a very...free willed woman, If you let me go I swear I'll do anything you ask, just pleaaaase don't kill meeee"
I smirk and
cont
>>45752170
what do I say?
[] Just shut the hell up all ready, you're making yourself look bad *moral justice up, knock him out*
[] Die *Bang, absolute justice up*
[] Hmm tempting but *fire revolver around him, barely missing*, I think I'd prefer to see you shaking in your boots *Scary justice*
[]Eh captain can deal with you...wait where's pete?! *unclear justice up!*
[] write in
>>45752179
Moral Justice
>>45752179
>[] Hmm tempting but *fire revolver around him, barely missing*, I think I'd prefer to see you shaking in your boots *Scary justice*
