It is I! Most boring of primarchs
>>45673633
That doesn't look like Dorn
>>45673697
Dorn was autistic, so it's forgiven.
This guy was just plain mundane
>>45673697
angsty Iron Warrior crybaby detected
>>45673633
That doesn't look like Mortarion or Ferrus.
If by boring you mean the least grim dark, then yes you are correct.
>>45673633
who will play him in the inevitable biopic, though?
>>45673633
>most boring primarch
>posts the least boring primarch
>>45674467
>least boring
Salamanders pls go
>>45673633
but that's not the Khan
>>45674450
Idris Alba...Oh wait.
>>45673721
>>45673712
At least he is known for being a hardcore forger who brings the heat to the battlefield
What is Dorn famous for? Walls? Damn it, his chapter signature weapons are the CHAINSWORD and the BOLTER. You cannot be more vanilla that that.
>>45674527
I didn't know I needed this until now.
Idris Elba as Vulkan 2018 pls
>>45673633
That's not how you spell best
>>45673633
That's not how you spell Angron.
Raah raah angry waaah.
My name is angry. ANGRY-ON. MY ANGRY IS ON AT ALL TIME.
WAARRARARARARA.
Boring.
>>45674602
>salamanders
>negroid
please go reddit, please just go back
>>45674702
le ebin reddit maymay
>>45674702
>WE WUZ SALAMANDERS
>>45674765
Salamander history month.
muh imperialism
>>45674742
Hola, reddito
>>45674679
At least he was angry because of the nails fucking his shit up.
Vulkan was boring by choice
>>45673633
>we wuz primarks n shiet
Where were you when Vulkan lived?
>>45675064
I wonder how he's going to wear his armor over the fulgurite
>Salamanders
>not black
Next thing you're gonna say the White Scars aren't mongolian.
>>45675099
They aren't black, they're literally reverse albinos
>>45675099
Primarchs are genetic children of the Emperor, Khan and Vulkan are racially ancient Anatolian Greeks.
>>45675117
They are a 102% african with a 2% margin of error.
>>45674527
So Dorm is famous for
>his chapter signature weapons are the CHAINSWORD and the BOLTER
Really?
Because he basically made the current identifying combo of the astartes.
Also walls and masochism.
>>45675139
This anon gets it. Nice job anon.
>>45675166
Chainsword and bolter were already the token weapons. Damn it, Thunder warriors token weapons were bolter and chainsword.
Dorn was like,"yeah, well I suposse I keep with these, dunno..."
>>45673721
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>>45675139
The Primarchs are made from the gentic material of the emperor who born in ancient Anatolia, probably making him of Indo-European stock. However didnt the Emperor tinker and implement other genetic material when creating the primarchs, such as with Leman Russ and the Space Wolves.
>>45675139
>>45675180
Aren't all Primarchs children of the Emperor? Except maybe Russ with his FUCKING DOG GENES
>>45675139
This is a point that's never been clarified to me.
Are the primarchs basically clones of the emperor, or were they made by impregnating some woman with his sperm?
>>45675224
Winner winner, Daemon Prince winner
>>45675249
Vat grown
>>45673633
Behold, OP is a faggot!
>>45675269
That doesn't answer the question though.
He may have taken 20 ova , inseminated each one, genetically manipulated them then put them into a vat
>>45675300
Yeah, that's how the Dark Eldar gets around pregnancy. So it's definitely a thing in the setting.
>>45675300
There is no answer and Enps won't be telling us any time soon.
>>45675300
Clones take an ovum but remove the X-gene content, and replace them with the chosen XY content. Thus, they wouldn't inherit any trait from the female, except maybe mitochondrial chromosomes. Because Snake Eater and shit.
>>45675300
If he did do that, imagine the selection process for who the eggs come from.
>>45675396
Seeing how primarchs are described as psychic creatures, perhaps the world's most powerful psyker?
Is Malcador a tranny?
Or he could have taken his stem cells, made them differentiate into ova,, which would then be able to be manipulated from there.
>>45673633
Why is Vulkan a perpetual like Emps? Why not fucking Mortarion?
>>45675476
I think that was just a quirk of nature
>>45675099
John_Wayne.jpg
>>45675476
Mortarion would've made a lot more sense, being the epitomy of resilence and all. I guess Vulkan needed something since his only other defining trait is leading a legion of african-american arts and crafts enthusiasts.
>>45674702
Idris Elba would actually be a phenomenal choice, regardless of skin color. He's a pretty great actor and his voice is rich and cultured like a Primarchs should be.
Besides, they'd still have to give him makeup to make him charcoal black and give him glowing red eyes. He'd be a great choice.also Reddit hates the idea of Negro Salamanders, you'd know that if you knew anything about Reddit
>>45675224
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>>45673633
Primarchs are fags.
>>45674702
Take the dick out of your ass and calm down. We've discussed 40k movies since the beginning of /tg/.
>>45678638
Blackshield detected
>>45675476
Death just liked the guy too much to kill him. He's too damn nice for his own good. Or that of the filthy, filthy xenos he punishes with JUSTICE.I'm now imagining Vulkan the Magical Girl
>>45675087
His body was reconstituted after merging with deathfire
>>45674527
>Damn it, his chapter signature weapons are the CHAINSWORD and the BOLTER. You cannot be more vanilla than that.
I kek'd
>>45677251
>african-american arts and crafts enthusiasts
topkek
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>>45675249
Yes, except for Russ who was made by impregnating a wolf.
>>45675224
DECIMATION
