>>45651591
>>45652517
Here we go boys! Fucking Quest 3, and we got some sick-ass PvP that's probably barely as functional as the rest of this horror show of a text based game.
It's been 200 years since the Dragon was slain and the God of Fate got his shit usurped. Turns out, a dwarven god of getting killing shit and getting laid doesn't get along well with an edgy God of Fate.
>WAR!!!
Goal is to choose an opponent and roll a d100 against his, highest number wins (with faction rule exceptions, but we'll get there in a second baby-cakes).
You have three factions to choose from:
>Comrades of Fate
Acolytes of Vladimir Komissarov, God of Fate, Anti-Capitalism, and Street Smarts
>Bearded Bushwhackers
The elite of Urist Vampbeard, the Living God-King, Dragon Slayer, and Ruiner of Princesses' pussy smashing army
>Bloodletters
These guys are just in it for a fucking free-for-all, killing each other and everybody else
Each faction gets bonuses:
>Comrades of Fate
- Instant win if you roll dubs (Ex: Rolled 22)
>Bearded Bushwhackers
- Re-rolls for single digit rolls
>Bloodletters
- Balls of steel
- Add +1 to your roll
>You are name-fagging this, make it good!
>First, roll your character:
http://whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/
And declare your faction!
>Second, choose an opponent of an opposite faction, unless a Bloodletter, (first to the party may roll without a chosen opponent if none applicable are available).
>Third, roll a d100. Be aware of your faction bonuses!
>Fourth, figure out the fucking winner! Losers are dead and gone, winners keep fightin' and winnin'!
Track your wins on each post.
The gods themselves may show up to the party. If you roll against a god, only a perfect 100 can win, faction bonuses DO NOT APPLY!
Gods may not challenge opponents, only be challenged.
I'll be keeping track of the kills for each faction with occasional score updates.
>Get hard, fuckers! Good luck
Rolled 16 (1d100)
CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING GENEROUS ELF MONK FROM THE RUINED SEA WHO HAS NO CONCEPT OF PERSONAL SPACE!
LETS GOOOOO!!!!
>>45656459
Declare your faction, you skull-fucker!
>>45656459
>>45656473
IM WITH THE COMMIES YOU SHIT! DOWN WITH THE DWARF GOD!
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>45656459
YOU THINK YOURE TOUGH!? IM A HELPFUL TIEFLING CLERIC FROM THE DUSTY MOUNTAINS WHO LOVED, LOST AND NEVER LOVED AGAIN!
DOWN WITH THE COMRADES! LONG LIVE THE DWARF GOD!
>>45656553
>Ded
>>45656553
>FIRST BLOOD!
Mumba of the Bearded Bushwhackers takes first kill.
>Comrades of Fate: 0
>Bearded Bushwhackers: 1
>Bloodletters: 0
Rolled 47 (1d100)
I'M A SPITEFUL HUMAN FIGHTER FROM A CLIFF-SIDE VILLAGE WHO BELIEVES HIMSELF TO HAVE A CLAIM TO THE THRONE!
Bloodletters - IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME, THEN YOU'RE AGAINST ME!
>>45656553
THE SEAT OF GODHOOD BELONGS TO ME, ALONE!
>>45656578
HELL YEAH!
>>45656617
>ded
>>45656638
I STAND VICTORIOUS! DOES ANY OTHER MAN OR WOMAN WHO DEEMS ME UNWORTHY HAVE THE GUTS TO STEP FORWARD?!
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>45656617
FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER
I'M A ENTERPRISING DWARF PALADIN FROM A FROZEN WASTELAND WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW TO PARTY
BEARDS ARE AWESOME, DWARF GOD IS AWESOME
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>45656693
IM THE STOIC HALF-ELF RANGER FROM A THRIVING SEAPORT TOWN WHO WANTS TO BE FAMOUS, NO MATTER WHAT!
YOUR BLOOD WILL MAKE ME FAMOUS!
FOR THE COMRADES!
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>45656693
FUCK YOU DWARF!
Rolled 31 (1d100)
Peaceful dwarf sorcerer from an ancient monastery who prefers to fight drunk.
Friends! Brothers! Comrades!
Stop the unnecessary violence and unite under the red banners of fate!
We can all walk the road towards a brighter tomorrow and the world revolution together. Let the fate guide us!
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>45656712
HEY THAT WAS MY KILL!
Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>45656727
EAT DIRT, RANGER. A SWORD CUTS DEEPER THAN AN ARROW!
>CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING: EMOTIONAL TIEFLING BARD FROM A SMALL TOWN WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED WHO FINDS ARMOUR TOO RESTRICTING
What's going on in these neck of the wo- oh, oooohhh.
This sounds fun.
Think I'll shank this dude first>>45656716
>>45656710
>ded
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>45656747
Oops, forgot roll
>>45656710
>>45656712
Kill goes to Flen of the Comrades of Fate.
If your roll is beaten you are >ded.
Roll against new opponents to overwrite old rolls and take the risk of lower or raising your roll.
>Comrades of Fate: 2
>Bearded Bushwhackers: 2
>Bloodletters: 1
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>45656747
REVENGE! FOR THE COMRADES!
>>45656769
Should include this in OP and not assume everyone knows the details.
>>45656778
Holy shit
>>45656778
>100
Am I famous now?
Rolled 87 (1d100)
I'M A LOUD HUMAN BARD FROM THE WILD WOOD WHO KEEPS GETTING MISTAKEN FOR A FAMOUS KNIGHT.
BEARDS FOR THE DORF GOD!
FIGHT ME RED FAGGOTS!
>>45656747
>>45656769
>>45656778
Quick Update:
>Comrades of Fate: 3
>Bearded Bushwhackers: 2
>Bloodletters: 2
>>45656761
>>45656778
Wait, is that a tie?
or am I dead?
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>45656778
https://youtu.be/0EoJpNSSWTQ
The god of fate smiles on you, comrade.
Share this last drink with me.
>ded
Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>45656797
I SHOULD BE FAMOUS!
>>45656810
I think youre ded.
>>45656785
Yea, I'm going to be putting out a rules update to clear up any mess ups.
On me, guys.
>>45656814
>>45656815
>ded
I drink with you comrade. Come, let us go to our lord!
>>45656810
In case of ties, no kill is awarded.
You two need to re-roll or just acknowledge your equal rolling skills.
>>45656834
But i deded
>>45656834
BTW isnt 100 a flawless victory?
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>45656797
GET READY TO BE FUCKED BY A FUCKING FAITHFUL HALF-ELF BARD FROM THE BASE OF A VOLCANO WHO IS MANICALLY OBSESSED WITH ETIQUETTE.
"How savage!"
>>45656853
It is, but Bloodletters get a +1 to all rolls.
A Bloodletter rolling 99 is equal to a 100, except against a God. Against gods, no faction bonus applies.
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>45656874
Forgot to mention Im with the dwarfs. So I get a reroll.
>>45656899
>ded
Rolled 93 (1d100)
I'm ready to acknowledge our equal rolling skills Flen, if you are then I shalt avenge the death of a most worthy opponent.
>>45656797
I'm coming after you
Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>45656899
YOUR BEARD IS TOO SMALL TO TAKE ME
>>45656899
Actually you are attacking another Dwarf player, no kill awarded.
>>45656911
I acknowledge your skills. May we meet in the other life, friend.
Score Update:
>Comrades of Fate: 2
>Bearded Bushwhackers: 4
>Bloodletters: 2
Screw ups and friendly fires accounted for.
Watch who you are rolling against you fucks!
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>45656911
YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD!
>>45656911
>>45656931
Welcome to the afterlife, friend.
>>45656931
No, he's still alive.
He rolled a 99(+1) against a 100.
>>45656911
>>45656931
And so I die
>>45656945
let us drink Flen, of the spirit of battle.
>>45656931
>>45656947
Well, now he's dead, actually.
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>45656931
THINK YOURE HOT SHIT!? IM A FUCKING LOUD DWARF BARBARIAN FROM A FALLEN KINGDOM WHO LIKES TO SETTLE ARGUMENTS WITH AN ARM WRESTLE!
YOUR DWARF GOD IS FALSE! IM GONNA KILL YOU!
(Bloodletters faction)
>>45656953
To death, life, and the battle below!
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>45656965
FEARLESS TIEFLING ROGUE FROM A TINY VILLAGE WHO ISN'T TECHNICALLY ALIVE ANYMORE is coming to fuck you up.
>>45656323
>>45656323
>>45656323
>Rules Update
Tied rolls do not award kills for either party!
When you lose a fight, you are ded. GG.
Rolling against a new opponent overwrites old rolls while allowing you to challenge a new foe.
Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>45656965
I'LL CUT BOTH OF YOUR ARMS YOU MURDERHOBO!
>>45656981
Puny Tiefling.
>>45656990
THESE ARE MYWrestlingARMS!
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>45657007
GET READY TO BE FUCKED BY AN INTOLERANT DRAGONBORN FIGHTER FROM A CLIFF-SIDE VILLAGE WHO LEFT THEIR HOME IN DISGRACE!
TODAY, I RECLAIM MY HONOR!
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>45657037
YOUR DISGRACE WILL STAY YOUR FEET TILL THE END OF TIME, SHIT FACE!
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>45657051
MY TURN FAGGOT
EXCITABLE HALF-ELF BARBARIAN FROM THE STRONGEST FAMILY HERITAGE LINE IN THE LAND WHO WAS TOLD THEY'LL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH
BLOODLETTERS FOREVER
>>45657037
>Forgot to say I was comrade
>>45657051
>ded
>>45656981
>>45656965
Brojn is already >ded.
Lost his initial roll against Gotterfield.
Brobakin and The Undead Steering Committee are still alive.
re-roll if you attacked them.
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>45657064
YOULL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH, ELF FUCK!
>>45657076
I WAS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH PAPA
>ded
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>45657007
I'M A SENTIMENTAL TIEFLING PALADIN FROM A VILLAGE WITHOUT CHILDREN WHO HATES TO BE TOUCHED and I'll take revenge for murdering sir Götz!
I've heard he was with Bearded Bushwhackers so am I it seems.
>>45657074
What? They both failed to kill me! My roll was higher wasnt it?
Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>45657091
Im actually a bloodletter.
So.....
>>45657091
>>45657109
>ded
>>45657092
Seriously though, we need to clear up the confusion.
>>45657092
Your initial roll against Gotterfield was an 86, up against Gotterfield's 99.
You lost the roll.
>>45657124
Ah... Well shit I guess I fucked up everything, didnt I Sorry QM.
>List of Dead and Alive
Alive:
>Gotterfield
>The Undead Steering Committee
>Gotterfield (not sir Götz von Berlichingen)
>Brobakin
>Floyd
Dead:
>Awe the Tiefling
>Flen
>Dein
>Bearded Party Paladin
>Fighter Vi
>Rodwalf the Peaceful
>Mumba
>That Elf Jeremeiah
>>45657172
If you weren't marked dead or alive. You are by default alive, most likely to being lost in a stream of bad posts.
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>45657141
>>45657091
CHECK THIS PLEBS! I'M A FUCKING
SASSY HALF-ORC PALADIN FROM A PRISON COLONY WHO HAS DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR
Prepared to be sassed, darlings!
(Bloodletters)
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>45657211
FAT CHANCE, PIG FACE!
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>45657211
Eh. My lack of fear might as well be my undoing.
>>45657228
Already >ded, Brojn.
You can reply but don't roll or reroll a new character.
>>45657253
But im not listed as ded on the list.
>>45657267
Fuck, you got me, very well. I did grant amnesty.
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d100 + 1)
>>45657279
Thank you, oh glorious QM.
>>45657234
COME FACE YOUR DOOOOOMMM!!!!
>>45657305
>ded
>>45657305
>ded
Right? Or does he have to roll?
>>45657320
ok
I now go to the after life, and will join the others.
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>45657305
Oh, okay.
Please give joining UST a thought.
>>45657343
>Not today rattlebones.
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>45657386
Can I call to the god of fate for a sidechanging roll?
>>45657414
Are you declared Comrade or Bloodletter? Nothing you've posted has indicated this yet and I have you as unlabeled.
>>45657430
Comrade.
Sorry, forgot the indication.
I thought the name makes it clear.
>>45657462
Thanks for the clarification.
Current Scores:
>Comrades of Fate: 3
>Bearded Bushwhackers: 5
>Bloodletters: 4
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>45656323
>Bearded BeardBeards
FUCK YOU COMMIES, I'M A WIZARD.
