ALROIGHT YA GITS! LISTEN UP! We's gunna make us a roight propa' klan, cuz there ain't one an' we needs fings ta Krump and boyz ta krump it!
roll a d10 ta see if we's a propa klan or one o'dem freeboota gits
fuck it
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>45617714
>>45618023
We'z a propa clan boyz!
Alright gits, roll d100 ta pick our collors! Hurry it up 'fore I gotta Krump sumbody!
Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>45618046
>>45618060
Black! We are ded killy ya gits
D10 Fer our legundary git
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>45618193
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>45618499
>>45618499
>>45618517
Based dice god
>>45618499
OI LOOK! ITS ME! DA BIGGEST BOSS IN DA OONIVERSE!
Now, whot I do ya gits? d100, an' make it ded killy!
>>45618557
dice+1d100
Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>45618557
>>45618634
Looks like I' Krumpin in da warp! Maybe da whole klan is there? Ah, zog it, w'ell do it lata!
we like gork or mork? d10
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>45618653
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>45618653
We like da best one!
>>45618676
Use this! Don't go for the 8
>>45618689
>>45618676
>>45618674
They's the same one ya zoggin grot! now... wuts next? OI! We like BOTH da ork gods, they're ded killy an' good at krumpin!
d10 fer how big da klan is... betta make it big or I'll get ta smashin 'eads!
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>45618730
>>45618765
We got LOADS a lads, not da most, but plenty o boys!
Now, who do we get on with lads? d100 fer poour allies!
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>45618801
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>45618801
>>45618879
Go for the 94! I rolled the other one, and this shit is too much to pass up
>>45618819
OI! We is good wit them pointy 'eaded pansy boyz! You know... dem colorfuu ones! Dey call em eh... elda's ye know? Alright ya git
who's da rival we's lookin ta krump 'ard, d100, and make em good!
>>45618893
OI HES FOOKIN RIGHT!
We likes dem metal skeleton lads then! NOT THEWM PANSYS!!
Now, roll fer our rivals ya gits, d10
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>45618894
>>45618893
Use this!
>>45618934
Looks like we don't like no ovva orks...
I ALREADY DID YA GROT! I SAYS, WE LIKE DEM DED KILLY METAL SKELETON LADs, AND IM DA BIGGEST SO WHAT I SAYS IS ROIGHT!
d10 fer who our speshul boys is
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>45618956
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>45618956
>>45618971
hmmmm... Storm boyz...
>>45618974
I THINK We SHOULd TAKe DEM DOKS! Whadya say boyz!!
>>45619082
Oi, da bigga da betta! Even rolls!
>>45619082
WAAGGHH!!!
>>45619095
>>45619099
ROIGHT! We's takin all dem docs then!
Roight, d100 fer our best loot EVA!
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>45619133
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>45619133
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>45619133
>>45619146
Da biggast numba is da best numba Boss!
>>45619146
95! 95! 95!
>>45619146
ROIGHT!
Its da biggest numba... so its da best one! We's got us lots o'dem ded killy, real shooty blue boyz MEKS! We rigged em up's what I say!
wait...d10 fer what we did wiv em... betta roll good or i'll krump ya lads!
>>45619164
but we gotz twoo of em ere >>45619141 >>45619145 ,moar ez better too? Roight boss?
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>45619191
I hope the dice gods aren't mad that we've scorned him>>45619145
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>45619191
>>45619194
hmmmm... then... WHY NOT ALL OF EM!!
THATS ROIGHT! Since I'm da biggest, an dat makes me da boss, I says, we gots us a gargant AND dem ded shooty meks!
ANYONE WANNA SAY DIFFURUNT???!!
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>45619191
>>45619238
SOUNDS ROIGHT AND PROPPA BOSS! WHAAAAAAGH
>>45619238
WAAAAGH!!!
Oi boss! When do we get to krum some 'umies. Ah been stombin gitz fer hourz nao and I need some proppa foights!!
Gotta crunch of everything we've rolled?
>>45619220
NOOO!!! DEY STOLe THA BLOOD SUITS!! AND DA GARGANT!! WE"Z GOTTA KRUMP EM FER TAKIN EM!!
>>45619303
ye, we got all dem crunchy bits now, all tha fluffy bits ya gits... LOIKE HOW WE GONNA GEt OUR LOOTS BACK!!!
>>45619369
We can reroll the shit getting stolen
>>45619369
How we gonna get our loots back?
WAAAAAAGH!!!
>>45619369
Got yer Krooza loaded and filled with guzzoline boss! Shall we 'unt em down?!
>>45619397
Getting fucked by the dice is an integral part of anything WH40k (or GW games in general)
>>45619369
DA BOSS SAIS WHE HAF BOTH SO WE HAF BOTH YA STOOPID GITT!!
>>45619284
AW STUFF IT YA GROT!!
NOW LISSEN YOU BUNCHA GROTS!!!
>>45619421
>>45619425
>>45619430
>>45619407
>>45619397
Our loots got stolen! SO WE"Z LOOTIN it BACK! NOW
GET ON DA SHIPS! LOAD UP!! CALL UP DEM METAL LADS! AND LETs HAVE US A PROPPA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!
>>45619468
WAAAGHHH!!!
>>45619468
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
ROIGHT! NOw, who was dat git wut wus legundary? E's in dat warp roight! What was dat gits name? I fink we need ta get him fer dis one boyz! but what was e called?
Alright, so, we rolled:
Proppa Klan
Black
Warboss/Kaptain
Krumpin in da warp
Gork and Mork
Allied with Necrons
Enemies with other orcs
Loads of lads
Special Doc Boyz
Tau Mech
It was stolen
>>45619529
Nurk big'blastah I fink hes name wus
>>45619529
OI! WHO BEEN TALKIN LIKE DEYS ME?! I'LL KRUMP EM!
Now... who wus dat git? e's dat legundary bos we's got...
>>45619547
ye, dats roight, all oh it... sept yer left out dat gargant wut we looted, but thas alroight cause it GOT STOLEN TOO!
>>45619484
OI! MEK! GEt TA GETTIN ME ARMOR UP an RUNNIN!
>>45619550
NURK BIG'BLASTAH!!?? OI! Dats roight! E wus a good boss dat'one... to bad e's of in da warp...
CEPT IT MEANS I'M IN CHARGE NOW!!
WHO'S OUr BOSS ROIGHT NOW? WUTs Ma NAME BOYZ??!!
>>45619594
MURSK DA BLACKFISTED BOSS
>>45619594
Got yer 'heavy armor roight ere boss. ah've added a spinnin choppa and a big shoota. Ah even painted da boots red and da 'elmet purple
>>45619656
DATS ROIGHT! I'M MURSK DA BLACK FIST BOSS!!
>>45619664
Dat sounds ROIIGHT KILLY! GOOD JOB! Now... who is dis big mek o'mine? E's right orkie
>>45619846
Im roight ere boss
>>45619878forgot the name
>>45619895
how about VROR DA DEFFBRINGAH
>>45619946
Commin roight up boss!
>>45619974
YA HERE DAT, YA GITZ!? IMZ DA BOSS AROUND HERE NOW
>>45620086
OI! WHOS DIS GIT? SOUNDs LOIKE I NEEDSTA KRUMP 'IM!
We gotta name?
Wut did I, boss Mursk Blackfist, do ta take control o'da the klan afta da legundary boss dun left?
OI! YOU GITS! WE AIN'T DUN HERE! GET KRUMPIN YA ZOGGIN GROTS!!!
>>45621683
THIs WAs ME! ANd I SAYS SO!
YOU GITS! WE'Z GOT WAAAAAAAGH! TA RUN!
(seriously though come on, lets flesh out da boss, I also believe we are called the Black Fists)
>>45620471
Ya dun stomped da biggest baddest shiniest humie gargant dat dey sent on dat big flying castle wiv all dem birds on it.
Den ya let all da lads fill der boots wiv sum rite killy gear dose humie mek boyz had.
It waz well proppa boss!
>>45620471
Ya krumped some 'umies planet usin their own dakka!
Extermisumfin dey call it!
>>45623021
>>45623147
I SAYS I DID BOF! CAUSE I'M DA BEST WARBOSS DIS SIDE OF DA SECTOA! EXTERMISUMFIN WAS A REAL LARF!
Oi, what me big men gear ead do ta get on me good side?
>>45623349
EXTERMISUMFIN TAKES ALL DA FUN OUTTA KILLIN, THOSE BIG HUMIES ARE A FUN SCRAP. YOUZ NOT PROPPA ORKY YOU GIT
>>45623734
DA BOSS KRUMPED ALL DA 'UMIES ON DA EXTERMISUMFIN SHIP YA GROT
USIN' DAT MUCH DAKKA IS PROPPA ORKY TOO
>>45623734
I fink weze got a grot datz getting too gobby ladz.
Wot we gonna do wivz 'im?
>>45624162
>>45623734
I SAYS, WE KRUPP IM! BUT LET'S MAKE IT REAL SPESHUL! HE WANTS TA CALL ME NOT ORKIE, I'LL KRUPP 'IM MESELF! WIVOUT MY ARMOR, IT'LL BE A GOOD SCRAP!
>>45624479
'Ere boss. What did we do with them bitey ladz wiv all da klaws day we found on dat hulk?
>>45624613
EH? OH! YOU MEAN DEM BUG BOYZ? DEY WAs A GOOD SCRAP DEM WAs HUR HUR, THEY EVEN GOT ME FAVORITE 'AND, BUT GOOD OLE GEAR'EAD FIXED IT UP FER ME WIV SOME DOCS!
Ur... what was ya askin? AH DA BUGS! We KRUMPED A GOOD NUMBA OV'EM, DEN DOC BIG'CUTTA SAID'LETS JUS' BREAK OFF SOME O'DE HULK BOSS' An AT WAS DA BEST IDEA I EVER 'AD!
Course a couple of'em keep poppin up and eatin the ladz! I fink one of 'em's da boss, cause e's real big an funny lookin! HA! I JUSt THOUGHT OF 'IS FACE! HUR HUR!
This is now a Cardinal Knights thread. YOU ORKS GOT SOME NICE HEARTS. GIMME!
>>45625086
OI! ITS ONE O'DEM SPEHSS MEHREENS LADS! LOOKs LIKE WE'S GOT A ROIGHT PROPPA FIGHT!
WWWWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!
>>45625086
Look at 'im wiv 'is poncey heart armor!
'Ave it!!
WAAAAAAAAAARRGGGHHHH!!!
>>45625363
>>45617714
>>45625086
Did someone say army creation thread?
>>45625086
WHO LET DIS ZOGGIN' 'UMIE IN 'ERE?
WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
>>45625507
'OI! ITS DA SKELETON BOYZ WE'S ALL CHUMMY WIV! WUT ARE DEY DOIN 'ERE?
>>45625594
That's a long story, dating nearly sixty five million years back. It all started when we necrontyr had our wars of succession... (1d10)
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>45625791
ZOGGIT! I DIDN't MESS UP... ARE WE ROlLIN FEr OUR METAL SKELETON LADS?
>>45625815
...when we fought to bring down the tyranny of the triarch. We were aided in our efforts by one of the C'tan, the star gods. Funny, I can't quite recall which... (1d10)
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>45625885
I'S ROLLIN FIRST TIMES, CUZ I'M DA BOSS, NOW YOU GITS CAN ROLL!!! OI! WHAT THE ZOG Is A C'TAN? YOU KNOW GEAR EAD?
>>45625939
Now I remember! We fought under the Nightbringer, the very face of death! He was very "killy". We are "killy" too, but the things we like to kill most of all are... (1d10) (don't roll a five.)
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>45626016
ZOG YOU BOYZ! I OGTS T DO EVERYFING AROUND ERE!
>>45626016
Our age old enemies, the eldar, tried and failed to destroy us in our slumber. The cowards! I've been told that members of my court have... certain mental instabilities. (1d10)
>>45626500
METAl LAD! YA WANT ME, DA BIGGEST AN' 'ARDEST BOSS TA KEEPGOIN, OR WAIT FER ME ZOGGIN BOYZ??
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>45626500
Zog it
>>45627430
Our obsession is to find a way to escape our necrodermis bodies and walk once more with flesh and blood. Our ultimate goal is... (1d100)
>>45627481
I can't stay for too much longer, could you take over for me?
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Necron_Army_Creation_Tables
>>45627513
Ironically, I'm also about to sleep... you can always pick up when you get back. Normally when I ask people keep the thread alive
I will take over for as long as I caan tonight, but no promises it will be finished, so be sure to come back
ur, I mean.... COURSe I ZOGGIN CAAN... fer a bit at least ya metal git
bumpin boyz
still needs a d100 roll
>>45628951
OI! ITS MORE O'DEM SPEHSS MEHREENS! C'MON BOYZ! LETS 'AVE US A RIGHT PROPPA SCRAP!
OI! YOU BOYZ TAKE CARE A DIS GIT, I GOT'S IMPORTANT ORKIE BOSS BUSINESS TA GET TA! AN' AFTA YA KRUMPED DA SPEHSS MEHREEN, YOU BETTA KEEP DIS THREAD ALOIVE!
IF YOU ZOGGIN GROTS CAN'T EVEN DO THAT, WHEN I GET BACK, I'M GUNNA SMASH SUM 'EADS, KRUMP SUM GROTS, AND START A RIGHT, PROPPA WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
...Keep tha thread alive ya gits, got it?
>>45628951
It's ok, we're Digga Nobz!
>>45625086
This is now an Exterminator's thread.
Taste the rainbow, gwielo.
Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>45627481
