Alright, my group hasn't met in a while, so I'm itching to role! Let's roll up an ork klan
1d10 for freeboota or proppa klan
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>45542239
>>45542620
>Freeboota
Aight, weez da freest bootas out of all da orks!
1d100 for klan color
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>45542652
>>45542743
>black
Weez da best at krumpin 'umies ded!
1d10 for legendary ork
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>45542802
yoooo
>>45542878
>Warboss/Kaptain
He isn da warboss for nuffin!
1d100 for legendary feat
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>45542941
>>45543262
>Beat down a planet o' some new kind o' squig. Big n scary it woz...
He did et all by imself, too
1d10 for favored god
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>45543301
>>45543950
>Mork
Mork is da bestest God der is!
1d10 for klan size
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>45543973
We need to be big.
>>45544041
>We 'ave enuff boiyz to ave a proppa foight!
Weez gots plentya boyz to krump any 'umie or pointy 'at!
1d100 for ally
Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>45544136
Best Boyz!
>>45544221
>dem oova orks
only orks wok wit orks!
1d100 for enemy (hoping other orks)
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>45544300
>>45544352
>dem nid squigs
'ate nid squigs as much as we 'ate 'umies!
1d100 for special boyz
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>45544404
Rollz for dah klan !
>>45544549
>Grots, grots e'rewhere!
Got mo grots dan we got orkies, li'l gits!
1d100 for loot
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>45544623
Iz dis bad Big'boss ?
'Coz I luv li'l Grots runnin' !
>>45544655
>one ov dem skellyboyz monoliffs
Weez gots ourselfs a piramid, boyz! Its big and shoiny!
1d10 for what we did with the loot
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>45544709
Ned a Mekboy to use dis, no ?Imagine the face of the Necron who was in charge of this monolith.
>>45544772
>made 'uge piles of it!
Scrap dat silly skellyboy triangul for mo dakka!
that's it for the table. We need a name for deez boyz, eh?
>>45544852
Howz da' Skull Bangas, eh boss?
>>45544852
>Freeboota
>Black
>Warboss/Kaptain
>Big 'n' Scary Squig
>Mork
>lot o' Boyz
>Oova orks
>Nid Squigs
>More Grots than orks
>Skellyboyz Monoliffs
>Making dakkah out of it.
>>45544871
Voting for it.
>>45544871
>>45544908
Oi, looks like we're da skull bangas, den!
Freebootas who stole a necron monolith and fight tyranids with a bunch of grots. What the fuck did we roll
>>45544952
We rolled Pure Awesomeness.
Not if a practical army, I think, but in sort of fluffl, I imagine our mekboyz trying to make a lot more dakka out of Necron tech.
>>45544995
>I imagine our mekboyz trying to make a lot more dakka out of Necron tech.
then imidiately hand it off to grots. its pretty great
>>45545050
>then imidiately hand it off to grots. its pretty great
An army of grots armed with necron tech.
Can we feast on the smoking bodies of thermagaunts at least ?
>>45545129
we do have plenty o' boyz to waste. So these guys have to be fucking around on the necron/tyranid front line, messing with both sides cuz it seems lika good foight
>>45545174
>Be guardsman
>Be in last stand against Nid and 'Cron
>F'king monolith pimped ork style is rolling
>By the Emperor !
>Our techpriest is getting oil angry by this heresy.
>>45545256
>'Cron monolith
>Shotload of grots
>Pirates
We accidentally made necron ork space pirates.
>>45545404
This.
I can't handle this.
>>45545455
The Warboss needs a name you guys.
>>45545682
Cap'n... Captin?Alternatively, Trayzin.
>>45545682
Kaptin Deff' Hook on deck!
>>45545825
Trayzin Blackgrot? Blackmonoliff?
>>45545682
Tutorkamun
>>45545834
That ain't bad. Needs more reference to necrons or Nids tho
>>45545919
I like it!
Oi, 'ow do deez boyz fite nids n skellies wit grots?!?
>>45545931
Kap'n Skele'gutz then, ya grot!
>>45546083
Dis be da best dair is, boyz
Soundz gud to me boyz!
>>45546063
We'z gonna be all cunnin' like Mork - lissen up, ya grots! Youz gonna git yer'selves tru doz lines an' inside dem skele-humies' blakk ships. Then, you mess 'em up but good! Then we'z gonna charge 'em! Dat'll show them skull-brainz!
>>45546485
>vote that's what the kaptain skull-gutz looks like
>>45546519
(We can call'em gremlins. Kremlins? Krumplins?)
>>45546519
Aight, wuld da grots use da orky dakka or steal da skully dakka
>>45546578
They'd gunna do bothz if they know what's good for 'em!
>>45546567
(Krumplins, probably)
>>45546669
(Let's put 'em in aviator caps and scarves too. Give 'em big wrenches and hammers.)
>>45546770
(Nawh, they need to wear nid skulls and necron heads. And scarves. And hats)
>>45546618
Great Scott I think I'm in love with these guys
>>45546567
>>45546669
>Krumplins
>>45546864
Dude, they'll fuck you up
>>45546864
This MUST go on the wiki page if and when we make it
>>45547024
Okay, if we're gonna make a wiki page, we need to fluff these fuckers up!
>>45547054
Alright, fine. Kaptain tried to get a solid crew going, but all he could mostly get was grots. He heard there was fighting between the nids and necros, so he sent his boyz to sneak onboard the monolith and steal it to use as a better warship
Oi yu gits! Stop muking about an git bak to krumpin
>>45548672
shut et you git! Weez krumps when weez krump.
I like the idea of them using dakka'd out necron weapons. I think that's nifty
>>45549085
Our looted monolith has gun emplacements all along it with shoota krumplins manning them at all times
>>45549245
I'd say they painted the whole thing orky, but its already black
>>45546814
I like them wearing skulls a bunch, guy
