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>>45527377
no.
this is dumb.
>Me gob when gits say Shooty iz better den Choppy
Fukkin plebs.
>>45527399
Iz spotted da humie
>>45527404
moore dakka iz fun
>>45527399
NO YOU IS DUM!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
>>45527404
>Four gettn' da Smashy
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Yo
/orky/
Gork or Mork?
>>45527404
When haz a boy evah said 'can't evah hav' enough enough choppy' an' actually meant it?
>>45528013
Emprah iz tha bestest, he haz waaghs all da time an' none of hiz waaghs are mucking about.
>>45528137
But whats wif all da 'Eresy dis, and 'Eresy Dat?
Sounds loike muckin 'bout to me.
>>45528220
Dat's jus hiz gretchy lovahs.
Look at em primarchs, dem propah nobs!
>>45528220
It at first soundz like muckin 'bout, but if you evah hear 'bout the inquizition, it getz roight hard. Deyz hav' theze humies that go 'round krumpin small groups of 'umies that are muckin about by wearing spikes or in some cazes deyz wind up krumpin' da whole planet!
>>45528319
But da hole Eresy bit is muckin 'bout.
You or eye can go krumpin wifout needn excuses.
>>45528137
I 'eard da Emprah wuz da biggust 'n flashiest 'umie. But if he wuz so dead 'ard, how did he get krumped by dat git Horus?
>>45528489
Horus didn't krump em, dem warpy stuff did. 'E don wurped to 'ard and now he neds da toilet papah.
Ey boyz? I tinks da meks bin gettin inta da warpy stuff again.
>>45527399
>>45528319
>>45528380
>humies
>muckin about
Humies don't do nuffin BUT muckin about!
Da Emprah TELLS em to muck about! Dat aint orky or proppa. Only reason da humiez aint krumped im yet is cause he's da biggist and da strongest.
>>45528489
He wuz surprised on da toilet. Easiest way to off anyone I reckon, wouldn't mattah if you had Both Gork an' Mork helpin' you'z out, the toilet iz a death-trap. Dat'z why I got a bottle system thingy for the toilet thingy, sinze going to da toilet-room is jus' a death sentence.
>>45528771
Kinda ded cunnin' wen ya think 'bout it. He gits ta keep da fightin to himself.
>>45529351
Yeah, da fightin's all done by the green gits, da big killy beaky gits, and da Empra
>>45528137
>yfw Orks actually respect the emperor in some lore because humans are a good scrap and he must be the killiest of humans
Oi gitz! Stop faffing bout an post yer favurit wagon
>>45528013
Mork, n' if all you Gorky gitz want ta 'ave a go at it we can rumble roight 'ere roight now.
>>45529869
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
YOU GITZ IZ DOIN' SNEEKY FINGS WRONG! DIS PIKTSHURE WILL SHOW YOU HOW ITZ DUN!
Alroight, ya gitz. Any o' ya know a Mekboy who doez eldar moda... modafa... changez ta shiny bitz? I picked up diz thing of one a' dem puny eldar an' itz a damn grot to change.
Dun git me wrong, iz pretty dakka roight now, but it needz MOR' dakka.
>>45530122
Boss why not just add more launchas on da fing more launchas means more dakka roight?
>>45530122
>Dem Crunworld Gitz Ginvan Da Propa Job
Oi' Muh Sides
>>45530205
Nah Boy, add more Dakka Generators fo' mor Dakka
>>45530054
Dere's nofin in dat piktshure! Fuckin newgitz!
>>45530122
I tinks I gots ya covered warboss!
Now dis only a con... concep.... is only a idea of whot I'm talkin 'bout, but I tinks its gonna work.
I only needs me a humie catachan killy knife, sum of dat sqigg gum, an' a couple wires off da weirdboyz arse, and I tink I can make it work.
>>45530122
Ya know whots moar killy dan a squiggoth boss?
a FLYIN' squiggoth! Dey nevah gonna know whot hit 'em. It be rilly killy like.
>>45529669
Hah! Oi remembah wen I toughts tredds an' wheels were da best. Dat's Stormboy junk dat is.
MA LETTURS ARE STUCK ON BIG.
OW DO OI STOP?
>>45528296
'OR-RUSH DA WORST, HE WENT 'N SAY' "I DA UMIE BOZZ" LOIKE ALL SPIKKY 'N MUCKIN' BOUT DA KAOS GODZ 'N SMAKED EMPRAH IN DA HEAD. BUT EMPRAH WAS DEAD KILLA AND STOMP'D HIM BAK LIKE A GIT.
>>45532021
Krump yus lettery slate wivyer left klaw. Dats wut I do when me letter fingy is muckin' about.
>>45527377
BE'A UPROSING WAAAGH WHEN?
>>45532546
When yas stopz bein' a grot. Per... Profush... NOBBYTIP, yuz can't!
>>45527404
Whyz not make sunfin datz both shooty and choppy ad ta same time?
See dat Ultrasmurf boss. He'z got both smashy and shooty weapons.
Oi! Me an' da ladz 'ave been thinkin'...
Us lot should start treatin' dem grots right proppa ffrom now on! Dey's awful smart, and ain't done nuffin for us ta be pushin' dem around so bad. Actually, we should make dem in charge. Especially gitsnip. He's a rigt smart little git. Smartest one around. So be nice to 'im.
>>45527377
>>45532662
Go krump yerself, ya weedy git. Or ev'n better, come 'ere so I can krump ya meself.
>>45532662
> noice ta grots
> grots is sneaky
> only sneaky gitz yer can trus' is dem Mekboyz, since dey can add loadsa flash & ded killy gubbinz ter ya shootas
Oi boyz, I fink we found a grotposta! Getta loada dis zoggin' git!
>>45532662
>thinkin'
Dat's a funny way ta be spellin' "muckin' about".
Oi close yar mouths ya gits, im tryin to tink how to make some dakka shoota and shiny choopa
How are you Orks even on the internet?
>>45533587
They've watched humies use computer terminals and figured an old tube tv screen and a type writer nailed together would be enough to make it work. So it does.
>>45533776
>>45533587
HUMIE GITZ! KRUMP'EM LADZ!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>45533587
erez a better one.
HOWZ U ON DA ORKERNET?
>>45532662
Dat's not propa Orky, dat is. Da biggest and da strongest is da boss. Grotz iz small and weak, so why shud we lissen ta dem, eh?
Boyz da Emprah's greenest
>>45527377
If da warboss of Orkmurica dinks he can come for me shoota, den he got anudda thing coming dat git does.
>>45534161
>Empra's Greenest
Dat's right kunnin. Now gimme da sauce.
>>45534161
Nah, 'e's all gold an' stuf.
Would make a bangin' hood ornament, mefinks.
>>45534293
>If da warboss of Orkmurica
KRUMP FER WARBOSS!
KRUMP WILL MAKE ORKMURICA WAAAAAGGH AGAIN!
>>45527377
Oi ya gitz. One o dem Geestealer finz jus stuck itz tongue down me mouf. Felt kinda gud. Oim tellin ya we shuld all do itz! Alreddy got da grotz an gretchin ta do so.
>>45530054
Y'z do I get da feelin' I'z bein wotchd, it's juzt a tabl!
>>45530355
I'z dun't kno, dat mekboy I'z spekin odd.
>>45533867
Wot, humie on the orkernet...SOG IT'S YARRICK, BOOK IT LADS!
>>45534478
KRUMP 402016!
>>45535999
Oi, dis git 'ere'z from da foocha
YEAH FUCK MY ASS!
>>45536699
>In the Grimgrim Darkdark Futurefuture there is only WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
