Aight guys today was a fucking terrible day for me and I'm hella frustrated and mad at the world right now. Let's make a fucking awesome ork klan to let all that frustration out!
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ork_Klan_Creation_Tables
>First roll:
Klan or Freeboota? (d10)
>>45461599
I rolled a 6
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>45461599
Yo, if OP don't show back up, someone else should take over
>>45463276
>>45463298
>Propa Klan
we'z propa greenies
1d100 for color
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>45463558
Green is best!
>>45463580
>Green
Weez da orkiest orks en da galxacy!
1d10 for legendary figure
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>45463627
c'mon mek
>>45463665
>Ork Boy
>roll another 1d10 to see which kind
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>45463683
A shame it wasn't a grot.
>>45463696
>Shoota
Wun ov our shoota boyz is de besd ther waz!
1d100 for enemy
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>45463718
>>45463807
>'umies
Fookin umie skum!
1d10 for favored God
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>45463853
So we revere some random shoota boy cuz he krumped some humies? These Orks are easily impressed.
>>45463871
>Deyz both good!
Seems like there's a theme of being easily impressed
1d10 for klan numbers
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>45463929
'ere we go!
>>45463967
>we gots more boyz than you can toss a 'erd of squigs at!
Weez gots mo boyz than can be kill'd!
1d100 for 'See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?!'
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>45463993
Hopin' for dem emoboys
>>45464072
>ovva orks
We greenies gotta stick togevva, eh?
1d100 for enemy
>>45464116
Come on 'umies!
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>45464116
>>45464190
>>45464185
>33
>pointy-heded pansyboyz (eldar)
Weez hates tha sissy pointyheded geys!
1d10 for special boyz
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>45464219
We need loads of grots.
>>45464274
>choppy boyz
Maybe the shoota boy is legendary because he managed to use a bolta?
1d100 for the best thing we've ever looted
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>45464305
>>45464408
>annuva warboss's gargant
Theyz werens usin them good anyway
1d10 for what to do with it
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>45464506
1d10, anon.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>45464529
Its alright. My bad.
>>45464554
What are the odds.
>>45464554
>Some gits stole it
Et waz ourz! We stole it proppa!
Alright, thats all the rolling, what are these boyz like?
>>45464583
They seem like idiots. It's a huge mob of boyz with choppas who revere the one Ork who ever managed to figure out how to use a shoota and kill some humies. They're so incompetent they actually somehow managed to get their Gargant stolen.
>>45464615
Armor is probably at a minimum for these guys, so they probably paint themselves green, thinking it'll do anything
Okay, to recap
>klan or freeboota
Klan
>Color
Green
>Legendary Boy
Shoota Boy
>What'd he do?
Kill some 'umies
>Favoured God
They like em both
>How many boys we got?
More boys than we know what to do with
>'ally'
other orks
>enemy
Eldar
>special boyz
Choppa boyz
>What's the best loot we stole?
Anuvva warboss' Gargant
>What happened to it
it was stolen
>>45464648
It'll make them the orkiest orks there are!
So, they're a shit ton of retarded choppa boyz who seemingly cant do anything.
Maybe they're just a bunch of feral orks that say eldar once and saw them use a sword and tried to copy them, swearing revenge or some shit
>>45464923
Can they wear pointy hats?
Alright, so they're feral orks. Maybe they have legends of the klan they're decedents from, so they try to act how they think orks are supposed to act. Maybe the eldars are the ones who wiped out the ork clan, so they think they're orkz's mortal enemies
>ally is other orks
>orks steal their gargant which they stole from another gargant
This thread is priceless, shouldn't this clan get a name tho?
>>45465696
"Green Orkers"
They're green painted orks who ally with orks and steal from orks to try to be more like orks
>>45465739
Want there a thread a few weeks ago about ork daemon prince who painted himself green and made orks as a special power or something
>>45465789
dunno, sounds cool though
>>45465739
Mean Greenies?
>>45465739
>>45465989
these suck
>>45465600
So they're orks who try to be as ork as possible in retarded ways? Im on board
I love this.
>>45469880
I'm glad someone does. Any ideas?
>>45465600
They're ferals who grew up loving the old tales of WAAGHS and dakka so they try to be as Ork as possible. They paint themselves green, make wooden gargants that don't work, and dream of flying the Galaxy destroying shit like their green brothers. They're extremely primative, using swords and spears and wearing green armor (made to look like an Ork), if they wear armor at all. They always get into dickwaving contests over who's more orky, usually ending in a bunch of casualties
>>45470499
I can dig it
Da Numbskullz.
>>45473356
That works if we're making them pants-on-head
>>45473382
What they lack in brains, they make for in determination. We can say the shootaboy hero killed a comissar by bludgeoning him to death with his shoota, then sprayed into the backs of his demoralized troops.
>>45473587
They like to bludgeon. Hence numbskulls. Their slugga boyz prefer blunt weapons. And shootas use them as clubs too.
>>45473607
Alright, I can get behind this
The Warboss needs the biggest club of all, though
>>45473645
Naturally
>>45474014
Snok Worgdreg, Warboss of da numbskullz, is said to use a " 'ole bloodeh tree" as a club in battle. In reality it's probably just a log
>>45474133
With plenty of nails in it.
Oh, and one of their favorite pastimes is snotling baseball which is exactly what it sounds like.
>>45474291
Why not baseball using elder?
our stompin simbol!
>>45475431
Wouldn't that just be a good scrap?
>>45475852
>>45475852
10/10
Would they use squiggoths?
>>45477327
Probably. They might be too dumb though
