Oy YOU GITS! WE'Z GONNA ROLL US A SHINY NEW KLAN FER KRUMPIN LADS!
roll a d10 ta see if we'z a Klan or one'o dem Freeboota gits
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>45358101
>>45358639
Alright boyz we'z a Propa Klan!
now give us a d100 fer our color!
Tell me the secrets of rollan
>>45358674
I don't wunt ta be da only one who's rollin boss!
>>45358740
look at dis git!
Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>45358744
put da dice dice+1dnumber in da options ya smelly grot.
>>45358674
rollin
>>45358799
We'z got RED BOYZ! WE'Z DA FASTEST!
a d10 fer our legundary ork!
Rolled 3 (1d10)
[WAAAAGH-ing intensifies]
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>>45358845
dem uhda boyz aint keepin up wit us!!
>>45358941
OY! ITs our warboss!'
Roight, now what'ee do? d100
>>45359128
Eh? How so ya git?
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>45359068
Let's 'ope 'e's roight proppa krumpy!
Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>45359270
Certinlay!
>>45359270
E's krumped LOADS 'o' humies boyz!
now a d10, we like's gorks or morks?
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>45359349
>>45359381
We like GORK! E's brutal but kunnin!
d10 fer how many boyz we got
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>45359420
Doice don't faiol me naow!
>>45359445
We'z got more boyz an I can count! AND THAT MEANS LOADS YA GITS!!! Enuf fer a propa Waaaaaagh!
frow a d100 fer our buddies
Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>45359476
>>45359511
Looks like some uvva orks ya gits!
Noow, who do we really not like boyz? d100
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>45359630
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>45359630
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>45359630
>>45359651
We don't like them pointy eaded pansys! You know! DEM COLOR'FUL ONES! WIV DA SHINY BITS!(eldar)
Now, whats our favrite Special boz? I hope its da weirdboyz!
Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>45359682
Lemme guess, yoo want wun ov dem dee-wun-hunnerds, boss?
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>45359682
>>45359682
We got mekz to make trukkz and wagonz to slap really big gunz on and stuff all da boyz in
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>45359713
Oi gess not
>>45359701
NAH YA GIT! ITS A d10! I'll TEACH YA CUZ I'M DA BIGGESt, AND I'M DA BOSS!
D10
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>45359726
>>45359726
Ignore boaf my rolls den, Oiz a dozey git.
>>45359713
DAMNIT! WE'Z GOt DEM SHOOTY LADS IN LOADS! THIS IS ALL YA FAULT >>45359701 YA GIT!
a d100 fer our best loot boyz
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>45359765
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>45359765
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>45359765
Derez no way Oi can screw dis up.
>>45359789
OI! YOU GOT US ONE O'DEM DED KILLY BLACK PYRAMIDS! NOICE JOB BOY!
Now, what we do wif it lads? d10
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>45359852
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>45359852
>>45359895
AH! YOU LADZ TOOK IT APARt FER DA MEK! I HOPE HE's MADe IT INTA SOMETHIN DED KILLY!
Dats all da rollin fer dem crunchy bits, LETS DO A RECAP LADS
We's a propa clan o'orks, an we like red'so wwe can go FASTA than all them ova lads. Our Warboss is real good a Krumpin dem humies, an' we like's ta worship da brutal an' cunnin Gork!
We've got ouselves enough boyz fer a right propa Waaaaaagh! An lots of em's ded shooty, we've got some mo' orks who are good lads, WE DON"T LIKE NO COLORFUL POINTY EADS! An we got ourselves a Necron fing' we done tore up fer da mek!
Now's we got fluffy bits ta do! Who's got a idea?
>>45359918
Wait...'ow did we make pilez ov killy pyrimids? Eh, Oi guess it'z betta than dismantling the bloody fing, not sure 'ow we'd do dat too cum ter fink ov it.
>>45359996
>An we got ourselves a Necron fing' we done tore up fer da mek!
Oi guess der upshot ov dis is we now haz more of dem pyrimids, roight? Deyze always repairing demselves so weze got an army ov dem.
>>45360018
Maybe we's got some ded cleva mekz? We took it apart didn't we? OI! WHO TOLD ME WE TOOK I'APART??!! What da mek do wiv it's bits?
>>45359996
Da pointy gitz got dem 'uge shipz wif all da gitz in em, maybe we broke one uf dem to make a name fer us!?
>>45360046
And Dere red so dey repair exra qikly.
>>45360049
NAH! We DIDN"T BREAKIT! I FInk... and since I'm da boss I"M RIGHT! We Lotted it! WE'ZE GOT MORE BOYS DEN DEM ANYWAYS!
>>45360068
So Datz were sum ov da killy pyrimid went!
>>45360094
ROIGHT! Cuz I wanted dem big ships dem pointy pansys drive, and so we got one! We painted it red ta go fasta in spehs! AND WE MADE IT DED KILLY! Dem pointies gave a good scrap fer it though... heh heh
>>45360116I'm picturing this Klan making the Wraithbone in the ship grow how the want by yelling at it, it's funny.
>>45360170
EEZ ROIGHT! Now... mek... how'z I put dat black stuff ova me talk? IF YA DON"t TELL ME, I'LL BASH IN YER EADS!
An what did dem pointy eads call it 'fore we looted it eh?
OI! We FERGOT DA MOST IMPORTANT BIT BOYZ!!
WOT We CALLIN' OURSELVES???
>>45360245
BLITZCRANKZ TURBO SMASHAS!
>>45360208
Yer yooze Controll ess Boss, loik disctrl+s
>>45360299
OI! DAT NAME! IZ REAL NOICE LAD! It ALSO GETS MA NAME! I LOIK BIG BOSS BLITZCRANK!!THX, also, I think our shoota boyz should also have quite a few shooty dreads and kanz
>>45360364Especially cause turbo smashas sounds like a stompy/speedy sort of army. Bikes, trukks, tanks, looted wagons and then dreads and kans painted red
So Lads, we lives on'a pointy ead's flyin world, what were it named ny dem? What did we name it boyz? Wot are we doin wif it?
>>45360464
OH! An' how'd we loot it from em? I mean, we'z obviously krumped'em all, but more speshifically we do it ya gits?
Bump fer Gork
>>45360488
Mebbe we used dat Necron stuffs we had so dem pointy 'eads' couldn't touch us and our meks?
So from what I gather, gentlemen, is that we made some tech out of a combination of necrodermis and wraithbone?
>>45363444
Wut'z you goin' on 'bout? Our meks made sum dead killy masheens, dat's all dat matters ya grot.
>>45363622
OY! He aint wrong lad! Course... he speaks real funny dat one, but ye lad, dem metal boyz and da pointys gave us sum fancy shootas to use!
Ey, who else is in tha klan that ain't me? Who's dis mek Who's been makin all this ded killy stuff?Lets make some fluff boys come on, we need characters, stories, tech an all other fings, feel free to add everyone
