I kissed an elf and I liked it
Felt the taste of berries on my lips
I kissed a elf just to try it
I hope my dwarf friend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a elf and I liked it
Those elves are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
(it was also a dude, but it's not gay since it was an elf right?)
>>45348964
>kissing a filthy knife-ear
>>45349041
Dude, try it.
Elves are so fucking soft,it's like kissing a solid cloud.
And they get attached to you too, its adorable.
fuck you, making me nostaligic for 90's music again.
>>45348964
For real though, that is one sexy elf maid.
That song is 8 years old.
Feel old.
>>45349700
>Elves are so fucking soft,it's like kissing a bag of sand
Departh forthwith, thou uncouth virginbeard.
>>45349998
it's the short hair
short hair on girls is GOAT
>>45350016
>tfw you're not quite 22 yet, and are thus immune to the old feels for quite some time yet.
>>45349914
But that song was from the 2000s...
>>45350106
This guy knows what's up.
>>45350106
My brother!
>>45348964
>it's not gay since it was an elf right?
Only if you penetrate them
Kissing itself is not gay but kissing without then penetrating is gay as fuck.
>>45350123
It'll happen quicker than you think. Someone will mention something from your childhood, you'll realize how long ago that was, and it's all downhill from there
>>45350460
4chan was launched 13 years ago.
The first Iphone was released 9 years ago.
Shrek and 9/11 were both 15 years ago.
Spongebob aired 17 years ago.
17 fucking years.
Can you feel it?
Can you feel the days slipping by?
Can you see the children that yesterday were naught but babes, now voting for Bernie Sanders and posting pepes they dont know the origin of?
>>45350856
I barely even remember 9/11 because I was a fucking toddler at the time and I don't remember shit from before I was 12.
This isn't coherent. You aren't funny. This wasn't worth killing a thread to make. There's not even any effort in it. You know what you should put concerted effort into, OP? Self-termination.
>>45350856
I honestly though spongebob was old then that
But yeah even at 19 I sometimes get those feelings. Mostly for vhs and dialup
>The younger generation will never know the dialup tone
>>45350901
*older then that.
>>45350901
You know Chalkzone is actually younger than spongebob?
it's ridiculous.
This is about elves, not how old you feel as fucking 18 year olds.
>>45350106
Unless the girl is ugly and dresses in weird clothes. Then you should run.
>>45351605
>Unless the girl is ugly and dresses in weird clothes
Hang on now, they could be interesting.
Fat ones with short hair, on the other hand, are universally bad.
>>45350892
Arent you too young to be on 4chan?
>>45351691
21, almost 22. Over 18 bitch.
>be 6 years old
>visit friend's house
>address no 94
>"oh, that's the same as the year"
>>45351716
>6 years old
>toddler
Tell us about your developmental problems anon.
>>45350106
>>45349998
You didn't read the post, did you?
>>45348964
Kay
>>45352075
That picture is definitely a girl, the OP is just pretending it's a guy
>>45351716
Wait what do you define as a toddler.
>>45350856
I don't ever get this.
It has been awhile. It has been a grueling decade. Time has not flown by, it has dragged on and on. I'm only 24 but I feel like I'm 30.
>>45348964
>(it was also a dude, but it's not gay since it was an elf right?)
correct, not gay (unless your ears touched)
>>45348964
>Hot Elf.jpg
>looks like a lesbian Tumblr dyke
>>45348964
DUDE MEMES LMAO
>>45354029
>A meme is anything I don't like
>>45353971
Is this kind of elf more to your tastes, anon?
>>45354029
>op makes a parody song that while nothing special is certainly not bad
>op puts a little insignificant joke at the end that doesent really affect the post otherwise
>anon gets buthurt about memes because he is hates fun
Jesus fuck your somehow even more of a fagot then op.
>>45354060
I'm not gay
>>45354090
It's an elf anon.
>>45354103
Whatever fag if you like dicks in your ass that's fine but I only fuck pussy
>>45354122
When it comes to elves that has nothing to do with sexual preference
You just have a fetish for vaginas.
>>45350901
>"Everytime I try and go out on the internet some asshole calls me and all he does is scream in the phone!"
>>45354122
>but I only fuck pussy
lmao gaaaay
>>45354175
How is that gay? You're the gay ones wanting to get deep core drilled by buff elves
>>45354181
You sound super gay, dude.
>>45354090
Your faggotry begs to differ.
>>45354223
Oh god, Elves would be selfie monsters in a modern setting.
>>45354223
Oh God that picture is turning me into virt.
>>45354232They're called Elfies
>>45354181
ooo, u tell them gurlfriend~ ;)
>>45354181
H O M O
O
M
O
>>45351716
I remember 9/11 and I'm 21.
I must have been even smarter than I thought if I was fine tuning my multiplication at the time.
>>45350123
It happened to me at 22.
Your time is coming.
>>45349700
Don't Anon.
Here are people really yearning for things to get real.
Don't remind them that it is all illusion.
>>45351647
If you think radical feminists who constantly talk about how the patriarchy and you're an opressive misogynistic racist asshole, then yes, I suppose.
>>45350856
You monster.
I was half-expecting this thread to filled with grimdark songwriting or at least pop songs with /tg/ influences.
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Grimdark_Songwriting
>>45348964
https://youtu.be/TrJJ6ncp1fc?t=113
>>45354223
>She didn't aim the phone so her cleavage fits in the picture
Whoever drew this didn't know what selfies are for
Aw shit, get your ten foot poles ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the party hit the fucking dungeon
And stay on your motherfucking guard
We running this, let's go
We're on a quest, We're on a quest
Everybody look at us, 'cause we're goin' on a quest
We're on a quest, We're on a quest
Take a good hard look at our motherfucking quest
I'm on a quest motherfucker, take a look at me
Killin' mooks, gettin' loot, livin' my life free
Busting kobolds all night, never rest
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a quest
Draw my visage, wench. I'm on a quest, bitch
I'm chugging dwarven stout while I stomp a lich
I got my Vorpal Sword, and my Bag of Holding
I'm getting XP, you at home, with yo mama's scolding
I'm ridin' on a dragon, doing spins and shit
The dragon's fire burnin' everyone to a crisp
This ain't farm life, this is real as it gets
I'm on a quest, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a quest and, it's going great and,
I've got an elven made +3 Full Plate and,
I'm the king of the world on a quest for real-o
If you're staying home, then you're sure not me-o
Get the fuck up, this quest is real!
Fuck safety, I'm on a quest, motherfucker
Fuck farming, I slay orcs, motherfucker
I'm on a quest with my boys, motherfucker
This dragon destroys, motherfuckers
Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms held high 'front a cheering crowd
Gonna take this quest to the moon somehow
Like that Oracle said, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a quest
I'm glad I could face this test
Bahamut, look at me, oh
Never thought I'd see the day
When an adventure would come my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked a Princess
We're on a quest, We're on a quest
Everybody look at us, 'cause we're goin' on a quest
We're on a quest, We're on a quest
Take a good hard look at our motherfucking quest
>>45354571
nice
>>45354571
Nice.
>>45354060
I don't care for those ears, personally.
>>45354571
Someone needs to sing this.
>>45348964
I personally prefer goblins.
>>45354621
>>45354653
>>45354679
Any and all critique on the rhymes and metre is welcome.
>>45354712
I will see if I can think of any criticisms.
>>45354242
>>45354232
>>45348964
Nuala for Top-est-tier elf waifu.
>>45354690
>subhuman
>>45354242
>>45354983
And Nuada 4 husbando
>>45354571
It was already a parody... Why parody it?
>>45354571
> rhyming lich with bitch
I like you.One day there will be a song with boasting liches that will rhyme up liches with bitches AND riches.
On that day all my dreams will be fulfiled.
>>45355318
Because we can?
>>45354983
>>45355299
So incest is a logical solution.
It's canon too.
>>45355358
There's no incest taboo in the forgotten realms settings so it's alright!
>>45355013
>implying the elf doesn't feel that way about you
>>45355425
>subhuman
But I am human anon
>>45348964
>not the superior Jill Sobule version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FdwUGwasck
OP, did you have to pick the third-most annoying song of the last 15 years
>>45355324
Don't forget thatsnitchesgetstiches
>>45355318
It wasn't a parody of any specific song.
>>45354103
DUDE MEMES LMAO
>>45355324
So they roll up to my castle, trying to grab my share
But what do they see when they get there.
Liches! Liches with Bitches!
And Riches!
Whole piles of gold!
Coz when you are a lich then nothing gets old.
>>45354122
You seem lost friend.
This is /tg/ a board of neckbeards and degenerates.
If it's a fey its not gay. That's just fact.
>>45357509
DUDE MEMES LMAO
>>45349041
Still better than beastiality
>>45357682
Okay.
Thanks for letting us know.
>>45357854
>responding
You're the problem
>>45357869
Okay
Thanks for letting me know.
>>45354983
Can someone explain to me why shehad to kill herselfinstead of, I dunno, stabbing herself in the arm?The moment they made clear they're connected, I knew she's gonna kill herself to stop him.
>>45354416
It was also from a bit before girls used selfies to make it look like they had cleavage as a rule.
>>45358555
Yeah, cleavage selfies are something from the fourth age, after all the elves had gone to the west.
>>45358555
I don't know, before they were called "selfies" we still had the Myspace Angle
>>45357995
You. I like you.
>>45348964
Please. Elves may be nice at kissing, but did you kiss a Dark Elf woman?
It was so...intoxicating and made me feel lighter on my mind. As if all my worries simply were taken away by the wind.
And yes, I have a Dark Elf girlfriend. Her parents hate me (her mother that is) but she dismisses it and rolls with me.
In the audience chamber with the so-called king,
He hands me a rock, says it's a cursed artifact.
Man, this ain't an artifact!
This is a rock!
I threw it down the well!
What, you think I have low Int?
I'm not a part of your kingdom
Rocks aren't artifacts, DUH!
Then the king stood up
Turned out he had guards
And they stabbed me in the butt hole
Fell to the floor
The guards didn't let up
Stabbin' on my but those over and over
I was screamin' and disengagin'
My but those was on fire
The moral of this story is
My DM is a dick.
Man!
>>45358796
Damn, that's supposed to be "butthole", not "but those".
>>45358726
>waifufag self-insert roleplaying
Poor form
>>45350856
I'm 22, but god it really does feel like time has slowed, I feel like some 35 year old divorecee
If back in 2009 someone would have told me that elf threads would be a part of popular board culture on /tg/, I would have told him to get the fuck out like the cancerous whore he was. I don't even care about where all you retards come from, I just want you to go back.
>>45350856
I turn 30 tomorrow. I am intimately familiar with this feel.
Lock eyes with an elven sloot
Down my ale to the tune of the party bard's lute
Touch your ears, don't be afraid
No need for this silly charade
Make our way back to the inn
It's not gay if it's an elf, so there is no sin
Our bodies touch in the dim lantern-light
It may be wrong, but it feels so right
Our lips collide upon the stair
As I run my fingers through your flaxen hair
And you say with elven flair
You want to feel me touch you down there
And I
JIZZ IN MY ROBES
This really never happens, believe me, do
Its not my fault, this is all on you
I've gotten laid before, if you really must probe
And I
JIZZ IN MY ROBES
>>45358656
>>45358603
They existed, but they weren't as widespread before Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat became popular.
>>45359093
"Elf slave, wut do?" was kinda common back in the 2009-2010 from what I remember.
>>45358394
That is a flaw, but maybe she doubted their ability to take Nuada alive given that he was thoroughly trouncing them.
Or maybe she didn't want to live if it meant that her brother lived as well.
>>45355299
This guy had almost too much style. I'm surprised that's not how he died. Style overdose.
>>45354571
>>45359093
Still better than dorfwankers
>>45350892
>don't remember things past age of 6 like everyone else
You might have actual brain problems. Go talk to a doctor about this.
>>45354983
>Top-est-tier elf waifu
But that's not Deedlit Anon.
>>45361617
Yeah. There is a reason for that.
>>45361657
Yes its called shit taste.
>>45358686
Thanks.
I appreciate you as well anon.
>>45361726
Suit yourself.
>>45350856
>Shrek and 9/11 happened in the same year.
It can't be a coincidence...
>>45361949
I didn't necessarily mean it, I just joined the meme train.
>>45362099
Why must you toy with my feelings this way.
I thought we had something special </3
>>45358726
>Chocolate bunnies
>>45348964
>kissing a filthy meta
end yourself
>>45363486
>not being a filthy meta
I hope you're willing to pay the troll toll to keep your little boy's hole little. Would be a shame if some Halloweeners moved into town...
>>45354261
MOHO
O
H
O
>>45354122
Fuck off, we don't accept non degenerates here
>>45363694
Fuck off /d/ no one actually likes your shitposting
>>45358840
What kinda avantgarde troll post is this?
>>45350123
>tfw you ARE 22, and already having internal "Back in my day" rants
>>45354029
Listen, junior, just because you saw something that you've seen more than a single instance of, and that you dislike, does not make it a "meme." Your parents shouldn't let you have caffeine so late in the day, you're a bit high-strung, sport.
>>45364288
EBIN BURN XDDDDDDDDD
>>45364288
>replying to a troll
How newfag are you
>>45364336
>Whines about le epic maymays
>Uses le epic maymays immediately afterward
1/10, see me after class.
>>45363486
>>45363567
I dont understand these references
>>45354571
Here's my crappy cap.
Bump because I want people to post elf girls
>>45366003
>>>/e/ is that way
>>45366078
What ever happened to "I dont even need the other boards anymore"?
>>45366175
Only faggots ever said that
>>45366175
Arrogance is a serious flaw.
>>45366175
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
>>45354223
Holy shit, she's taking an elfie!
>>45366285
vg pls go
>>45366175
A single autist is doing his best to chase every bit of badwrongfun from /tg/ through a mix of shitposting and samefagging as seen >>45366227, >>45366239, and >>45366285
>>45366329
>single
>quotes three different posts, two of which were posted within a minute of one another
Kek
>>45366452
>two of which were posted within a minute of one another
You can get around that with a phone
>>45366565
>all these conspiracy theories
>fails to explain why one post was two minutes late if this was some concentrated effort to fake a confluence of opinion
Occam's Razor dictates that it's much more likely that you're a shitposter whom nobody likes.
>>45366604
I'm not the one resorting to personal insults as a first measure
>>45366696
>not the one resorting to personal insults as a first measure
And yet >>45366329
>A single autist
Hmm, that looks an awful lot like resorting to personal insults as a first measure. What's even more odd is that you seem to have some sort of selective blindness or short term memory loss that caused you to fail to read the first half of my post where I explained why you're most likely wrong before going on to call you stupid.
Have you had a CAT scan recently? I fear you may be suffering from some sort of brain damage.
>>45366762
Nah, this was no where near my first post in this thread
And I doubt this is yours either, and there are a lot more posts similar to yours earlier in the thread
But feel free to deny it samefag
>>45366851
>s-s-s-s-samefag
Okay chief. Way to ignore my post entirely.
>>45354690
My african american comrade
