Have you ever made decision at odds with your real life interests?
>Play a paladin
>In the quest of doing virtious things with my party the DM gives me a squire as I am high enough level
>DM Describes the squire as a young cute (Yes cute) boy that looks up to me
>As the quest continues the Squire starts becoming closer to my paladin
>DM Knows I am into shotacon and is baiting me.
>My paladin however is not.
>Explain to him that he is not prepared to deal with such things and leave him in the care of his church the next town they arrive in
>Other players are confused, and DM seems a bit disappointed.
I did the right thing.
>DM knows I am into shotacon
>>44999395
Please never post again.
Called the FBI on your ass you pedo shit
>>44999395
I'm fucking dying
>>44999395
What the absolute fuck is the matter with you?
>>44999395
Ha ha, okay, in all seriousness though, you probably did the right thing. I'm a very empathetic person in real life, but my go-to rp character is a furious, greedy, self-centered valley girl. Being 'not yourself' for a little while can be both liberating and fascinating, and is useful for introspection.
Just out of curiosity, how does your DM know?
This board is a no-nambla zone.
>Straight Shota
Oh my god so hit fapfap
>Shota con
Eww so gross called the police.
What the hell is wrong with you /tg/?
>>44999395
>Have you ever made decision at odds with your real life interests?
Yes, pretty much everyone does all the time unless they play themselves in every game and if that's the case, then why play?
As for magical realm related decisions
>Be male
>Have thus far played 4 female characters
>All 4 characters are/were between the ages of 16 and 19
>None of them have been tentacle raped
>mfw the only character of mine that was ever tentacle raped was a male 16th lvl halfling swashbuckler
>mfw the GM called him "pringle dick"
>mfw Lucifer called him "pringle dick" as he was raping
>>44999695
>>Straight Shota
That's the good shit
>>44999395
pedoshit/10
>>44999663
>Just out of curiosity, how does your DM know?
We talked a lot online before we met up for gaming. He just so happened to be into a lot of the things I am too but we've never fugged. I don't even remember the exact conversation where we started talking about that.
>>44999395
You're ok with people knowing?
>>44999695
You see it's okay if a females into babying people because /tg/ is a child at heart. They can't stand when some guy violates their inner child though.
>>45000066
I'M A MAN
>>44999395
The worst thread on /tg/ right now
>>44999395
Now if only you could do the right thing in real life.
>>45000477
Oh I know anon. That's okay. I'm saying the reason the rest of /tg/ has issues with it is because they're manchildren.
>>45000066
Freud pls. You're an outdated, outmoded hack and Jung was a million times better than you.
>>44999395
Lol, that's funny on too many levels.
I think maybe your DM wants to jump your bones though, if he's baiting you like that.
>>44999458
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>>45000633
this is not the /tg/ i know
>>45000533
ah now this is the /tg/ i know
>>44999395
It's for the best. Terrible things can happen to a boy out in the dark with the monsters.Monsters like you
>>45004958
>that face
that smug fucker is up to something i just know it.
>>44999695
TPO dude.
Both have nothing to do with /tg/
>Being stepped on
>Still looks attractive
Honestly any true Paladin would slay the Incubus
>>44999395
I think /tg/ is just fucking with you, no way they are retarded enough not to be.
>>45004854
Yeah, this thread hit me hard with how /tg/ has changed. I miss the /tg/ that always wants to be the little girl...
>>45006391
I hear ya lad. I just saw a thread full of people bragging about their normalfaggotry. At least /a/ still has its priorities straight.
>>45006391
At any given moment you've got like fifteen quest threads filled with people who want to be little girls. Pick and choose.
>>45006391
yeah there was always a few people like we got in this thread but it was never such a huge amount.
im not even talking about in general just this thread specifically has had an odd reaction
>>45006391
You probably don't crossboard much, you'd notice harder how /tg/ has become normalfag as fuck, being closer to the attitude of shit like /fit/ and /sp/ than anything else.
But then, the alternative is just as bad, at least this way older posters aren't discouraged from posting as much as boards that took other directions (like /a/ or /v/)
>>45000633
Now as long as he hasn't molested any little boys in real life, then he is going the right thing.
You can't help attraction, but you can chose to not act on it.
>>45000477
I AM THE FIRST MAMMAL TO WEAR PANTS YEAH
>>45006391
>I miss /tg/ being full of fags
>>45007109
>You can't help attraction
Yes, actually, you can, you fucking degenerate.
>>45008028
Not the guy you're replying to, but I think so aswell. You can't really choose wether you're attracted to someone or not, but you can still hold back if you are, somehow.
This is why homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to live
Fuck off
>>45008349
Your bait is weak, young padawan.
>>45008028
>Maybe if I call him a degenerate I won't have to defend my claims!
He's right. I planned on calling you a bunch of (true) things, but eh, it's an easy-to-make mistake and hopefully you'll learn from it
>>44999395
Good man, you resisted the temtations of Slannesh.
Reminds me of the reverse situation I was in, playing a kid and getting assigned a creepy adult by the DM.
>>45006391
How is that related? I've frequented tg for something like 5 years and I honestly dont think the responses would've been any different my first day here.
>>45006391
>mad homosexual neckbeard
Why don't you GTFO instead you loser? We have claimed /tg/ for normals, this is no longer your place
>>44999395
Shota is shit garbage for fujo whores
>>44999695
/ss/ is shit too, it's just one of those godawful meme fetishes like shortstacks or dragons or elf rape that everyone spams LEL US FATGUYZ AMIRITE XDDDDD
>>45006391
>bawww why doesn't the traditional games board pander to my degenerate fetishes
>>>/d/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/
>>45013809
I bet you hate catboys too you pleb.
>>45008028
Okay. Choose to be attracted to the gender opposite of the one you're attracted to. Go ahead and try. I'll wait right here.
As always, OP is a faggot. Literally.
But the rest of you are normalcucks and goons, kill yourselves niggers you don't even count as sentient beings, just programmed robots.
>>45013885
>pander to fetish
That is not what the fucking thread is about, triggered little shits that can't handle some minor detail are what turned the whole thread into "let's discuss this fetish".
Now as tradition mandates: go fucking kill yourself
