So I just remembered this existed, it's some old Anti-D&D propaganda, looking back on it now the characters actually just really hardcore LARPers
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
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>>44985640
It's just incredibly ironic how religious people thought playing make believe was somehow a bad thing when they do it every sunday.
>>44985607
Is she playing D&D alone? liek she even set up the sight blocker for her invisible DM
>>44985741
Debbie is Schizo clearly, this whole comic is just going on in her head
>>44985640
Man, that shit is creepy.
>>44985622
>trapped in a dungeon of bondage
Christianity confirmed magical realm
They made a movie based on this you know
>>44985858
Mazes and Monsters is a far out game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVg8o8BxNQM
This is kind of why I hate /pol/ when they leverage christfag shit
Like being bigoted is one thing and they usually bother being funny while doing so, but when you get the nofunallowed christcuck /pol/fucks it's just all this Jack Chick shit all over again
>>44985663
M'lady
>>44985880
Fuck you I get at least one joke against religion in this thread
>>44985874
Also the sequel, the other anti RPG movie, one of the actresses was the same I think, and there's a magical realm /ss/ scene of sorts it's great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOiK2mGzAAk
>>44985837
Well it already promotes rape and incest
>>44986030
Wait, it isn't ACTUALLY a sequel, right? They just happen to be two unrelated gamershit movies that just happen to have the same actress in them, right?
I think.
I still find it hard to believe the satanic panic was a thing.
It never really to Britain. Most of the D&D groups over here seemed to be set up by the churches.
Not that we were without problems at the time.
Did this spread to any other nation?
>>44986539
>It never really to Britain.
Don't you remember every other fucking daily mail headline about rapist satanic cults and mawkish channel 5 documentaries in the 90's?
>>44986618
>daily mail
>channel 5
I think I've found the problem. I never met anyone who took either seriously.
Channel 5 did a documentary on a child who was replaced with a fish finger by aliens. And they didn't do it as a comedy.
>>44986057
Sequel in regards to spoony's videos
>>44986705
To think we lost the war to something like this
>>44985896
Which was quote funny.
>>44986705
Fuck, I found the best one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TlYGivBGYE&list=PLaZ3HK9Xm3DbDJFMNy7xAwGJm-D2-PznJ
I remember watching this as a kid with my deeply religions Irish Catholic grandmother. Crossing herself constantly when ever something devilish was mentioned.
WARNING: See Acts 19: 13-17
>Some Jews who went around driving out evil spirits tried to invoke the name of the Lord Jesus over those who were demon-possessed. They would say, “In the name of the Jesus whom Paul preaches, I command you to come out.” Seven sons of Sceva, a Jewish chief priest, were doing this. One day the evil spirit answered them, “Jesus I know, and Paul I know about, but who are you?” Then the man who had the evil spirit jumped on them and overpowered them all. He gave them such a beating that they ran out of the house naked and bleeding.
>When this became known to the Jews and Greeks living in Ephesus, they were all seized with fear, and the name of the Lord Jesus was held in high honor.
I don't get it. Why is there a warning label?
>>44987394
Basically he's saying "Don't try and pull off an exorcism yourself, because if you aren't devout enough they just beat your shit in."
>>44985640
I like the last panel with the christian leaders dancing around the burning books. Kind of bookends the witche's coven.
>>44987394
Don't do exorcisms alone if you aren't an actual saint?
This shit has been posted on /tg/ since forever.
>>44985663
Well tipped my man
>>44985663
Hey anon.
Yea you buddy.
Bring it in.
Bring it in right here.
You and me?
We're going to be okay.
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Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
See what is sometimes funny to me is I come from a deeply religious Mormon family. And my father was the one who thought me playing DnD was a good idea. He's the one who found a group near us that I could join and would be excited for me with all my silly character ideas I had.
Same thing with pot. I just dont care. I have a Baptist friend who always tried to get me involved with his arguments a lot because he knew I served a mission. One time he was in a right tizzy because Pot was getting legalized and he saw it as the destruction of civilization. Didnt really appreciate it when I told him that if cigarettes and alcohol was legal was I didnt think pot really mattered.
Not to say there arent some cuckoo mormons. I remember some ANGST back when Pokemon first came out when I was in elementary school. Stupid people are everywhere.
I went to private catholic school up until high school. Not once did I ever encounter this kind of crap. I mean they banned Magic: the gathering, but it was because kids were trading in class and getting into fights over ante, they also ended up banning Pogs and Pokemon for the same reason. Star Wars CCG was ok though cause there was only like 5 kids who played.
>>44985570
A lot of the best pages are on 1d4chan too:
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Dark_Dungeons
>>44988474
SAISPH?
>>44987529
I always thought it was fake
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26328105
>Pulling described D&D as "a fantasy role-playing game which uses demonology, witchcraft, voodoo, murder, rape, blasphemy, suicide, assassination, insanity, sex perversion, homosexuality, prostitution, satanic type rituals, gambling, barbarism, cannibalism, sadism, desecration, demon summoning, necromantics, divination and other teachings".
tldr, it turns out a lot of the panic was because a woman was distraught that her son killed himself, and wanted to blame it on the game for escapism.
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>>44985570
I thought this was a satirical comic
>>44988919
I mean all of that shit is evil in game except for arguably homosexuality, barbarism, necromantics, and divination
>>44986050
0 reading comprehension detected!
>>44985663
Telling stupid people how to read was the dumbest thing Reformation brought out.
>>44989751
What do you mean? Before that only like the priests could read, and everyone had to take their word for it, then people started being able to read shit on their own with the printing press and could discover all the really kinda stupid stuff and bad ideas within books.
>>44989751
Not even an opinion as dumb as the one you just posted can make me think so.
>I wasn't alive back then but surely the fact that imaginary people I don't like had no say must mean everyone was better off
I am however of the opinion that you should kill yourself. Failing that, educate yourself.
>>44988633
Very real.
I recommend Googling "Chick Tracts". It might just save your soul.
>>44990158
anon I only use souls in my game because it's convenient for narrative reasons and game balance, I don't actually believe in them.
>>44985640
Lol, the end where it says read your bible(KJV). Can't be reading the wrong version of the bible now. You might turn into a catholic, or worse an orthodox.
>>44990347
Jack Chick believes that the King James' Bible is the only divinely inspired version. Even the original won't do.
>>44986030
...when?
>>44990426
It's not exactly /ss/ the nurse lady tries to seduce by wanting him to be the little boy while she'll be mommy, something like that
>>44987741
Yes, but god damn it, YOU and people like you are why people ate mormons.
You all seem so damn normal and nice and tolerant. Preacching your "it's what we believe in, but we don't want to force ourselves on others" crap.
Stop being so nice and normal!
>>44990526
People ate mormons?
Jesus, you people take religious affairs seriosly.
>>44987141
>people talking about their tumblr headmates in the comments
i want to die, not even /pol/
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>>44985640
>There are people who believed this shit who are still alive and voting
>>44990580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFFvJaMhgDg
>>44985874
> I played a game called 'Mazes and Monsters' a little too much...
> You are kidding!
> uh...
> What level?
> uh...9...
> So am I! Isn't it fun to create your own scenarios?
You can feel the amount of talent required by the actors to not laugh their asses off that that dialog.
>>44989030
it looks like she got run through that "what will you look like in 20 years" thing.
My uber Catholic mother allowed RPGs but I wasn't allowed to have D&D or ouji boards. I guess those two products were being made out in the desert by Satan and robed cultist but Traveller and Runequest were A ok. When I did get caught with my D&D books she ratted me out to the Parish priest. He asked me if I thought the game was real and asked if it was effecting my school work. It wasn't and he got mom off my back. Thanks Padre!
Iirc Jack Chic writes this stuff but the actual artist who is way better than Chic went uncredited for a long time. His art is really great. The Soddom and Gomorah guys are all bdsm gays and lecherous creepers.
>>44985570
In what ending does she use her sweet fucking magic powers to become an unstoppable criminal mastermind that runs a criminal organization that's like a shadowy cult and a group of die hard priests have to become modern day paladins a-la Constantine to stop them?
>>44990419
Lets not forget that he believed that Jesuit secret agents had infiltrated every major world government except the good old US of A God bless America, Catholics founded communism, Catholics founded Islam, Catholics worshiped Mary and Satan and a pantheon of God-Saints among other things.
He also seemed to believe that he drew his own comic at one point and claimed it hard. Until it came to irrefutable light that he did not.
What was his beef with the Catholic Church?
>>44992032
A lot of american protestants have a strange hate for catholics.
Part of it is obviously left over racism/hate against the irish.
>>44992250
I'm not from the US.
Why do you people dislike the Irish?
They have redheads.
>>44992386
neither am I, and I love redheads, so I'm the wrong person to ask..
>>44992386
Why do you people not dislike the Irish?
>>44989103
>Whom is Lot?
>>44992386
All large immigrant groups are demonized at some point, till the next group rolls in. Not much different then picking on the new kid at school. Many of the criticisms leveled against the Irish are common tropes. Lazy, lots of kids, drunkards, stupid a forgien religion, not loyal, beholden to forgien interests, etc
>>44992386
>pic
That's basically the ending my OD got in an Ad Eva game.Except like, left would have been the mother of all of them and not middle-right, since curse of the eva is a hell of a drug
>>44985570
How would sex with Ms Frost be like?
>>44992574
I dunno, give me a roll...
>>44985570
Luckily The News lets me know what horrible ways my kids are getting corrupted this week.
https://youtu.be/LN_nuxOhT2s
>>44992386
The Irish made up the first "mass emigration" to the US in the mid-19th Century. They were our first hated immigrants.
>>44992714
That would be the english by the natives
>>44992747
>US
>natives
Yes I guess the Irish were indeed the first hated immigrant group of the natives
>>44992835
Well ya know there was a bunch of people already living on the land.
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>>44992714
But they're so generous and nice.
So very nice.
If nice was a resource Ireland would be an exporter.
Even their aggression is nice. When the USA gets in a fighting mood they shit all over the world. When Ireland gets angry they keep it in Ireland or, at worst, it overflows into England although that hasn't happened properly since they bombed Manchester. They even phoned up ahead of time to warn us the overly polite cunts.
It's a weird aggressive almost weaponized niceness. Just look at their music or their language as a whole. You hear Gaelic and you are pretty sure you aren't getting out of the pub with all your teeth. But they do that amongst themselves. And they will usually help you find your teeth and prop you back on your bar stool afterwards.
Also redheads.
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>>44992874
I said "the US" and not "America" for a reason, although the irony is not lost on me.
>>44992695
Family of kid who killed himself
"They had never heard of dungeons and dragons up until that point, then they started going through his things."
Maybe their having taken no interest in his life might have had a little to do with it?
>>44988023
Ur a faget edit pls
>>44992386
the American dream is when you stop identifying as an immigrant, the easiest way to do that is to harbor unreasonable prejudice against immigrants
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>>44992874
Well that bunch was actually bunch of bunches so I doubt they all hated the english. In fact I think some of those bunches hated the French.
>>44993458
Ya but didn't the french go live in the north where none of the natives cared they were freezing their asses off?
I'm going to assume that shortly after the "White Folk" started expanding rapidly the natives started to hate them quiet a bit
>>44993500
No the french went to live in the north and displaced all the natives from around any body of water.
>>44992517
>an attempted historical account of events endorses those events
there are actually better examples of the bible promoting rape you can use, but none for incest because literally no culture promotes incest.
>>44992517
>encouraged
>the resulting children ended up spawning moral enemies of the Israelites
>>44987141
I started watching this, and then a girl started sexting me. I want to watch the rest of the documentary, but I also want nudes. What do I do?
>>44993752
>because literally no culture promotes incest.
Whilst it is mostly true because a culture that promotes destroying itself at a genetic level isn't going to survive its rivals I have to also point out Ancient Egypt.
>>44993500
Well I can't really ask any how they felt about it but I think they probably had their share wall building advocates. Like any other group that perceives a threat to their way of living.
>>44994135
or how about all of european nobility?
>>44985663
absolutely based
I am using this next time religion v.s. D&D comes up in my group.
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>>44985622
>Fuck you Debbie I knew you were going to pull this self-insert bullshit
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>>44994233
Thats generally second or third degree incest though, cousin fucking or neices marrying uncles. Never direct sister dicking
