I just imagined how Tau are getting cucked by Kroots right in their homeworlds.
Green knarlocks on blue bitches.
>>44969856
As long as the Greater Good is served, even cucking is okay.
>>44969933
Do Kroots have females?
>>44970308
They have, they are called Knarlocks
>>44969856
How many fire warriors got cucked by the gue'vesa?
>>44969856
Kroot don't even have dicks to cuck people with. They're egglayers that reproduce via a sensual pheremone laden backrub or some shit.
>>44970502
They do have fingers and know how to eat don't they?!
>>44970470
Good point.
I never actually thought about it that way, but, indeed, even ordinary humans are stronger and bigger than Tau.
All that "Blanda Upp" propaganda by water caste with blue bitches being mated with auxiliaries.
Sissify the Tau male!
>>44970618
Eatin' ain't cheatin', brotato. Doesn't count for the cuck.
>>44970502
It's the concept that counts.
You probably can impregnate via artificial means.
>>44970631
Do you think that's the reason behind the gelding?
They got tired of of the stronger human male getting all the blue bitches.
>>44970631
Truly the Tau are the space swedes.
>>44969856
>cucked
ITT: Underage virgins who can't stop talking about cocks. Why not pay /lgbt/ a visit and tell everybody what you is?
>>44970618
The method Kroot use to "eat" actually harvests a the genetic material of their food to be incorporated into Kroot DNA.
Yes, in 40k biology works that way.
>>44971842
Don't be upset, whitey.
>>44970870
makes sense
>>44969856
I don't really see the descendants of pseudo bovines getting cucked by weird birds. Or humans for that matter.
>>44970618
>That beaked mouth
>conducive to oral sex at all
sasuga anon
>>44969856
Considering most Tau don't really have marriages and just breed as part of government programs, something tells me any extra 'fraternizing' in any sort of multi-race space ports wouldn't be a big issue.
>>44976974
Where is this stated again? Just want to make sure its an actual thing and not just common;y accepted fanwank getting spread around
>>44977088
Which part? The Government breeding part is canon. The concept of more mercantile multi-racial spaceports that function like typical sci-fi ones is my headcanon.
>>44969856
Isn't there a board for projecting your insecurities called /pol/?
>>44970870
The Tau Empire must be a dark place indeed if humans are desperate enough to try and get with roswell grays
>>44977088
This was on 1d4chan's Tau page.
>Interbreeding between castes has been outlawed by the Ethereals presumably to preserve the biological differences between castes, and as part of this effort they have taken over the practice of sex entirely. Tau society has been manipulated so that Tau do not form romantic bonds of a long-lasting nature and do not even consider sex to be anything other than a state-mandated act meant only, like everything else, to serve society and the Greater Good. In essence, Tau are conditioned to never have sex until and unless their superiors say they are worth breeding. Their superiors pick their breeding partners (the Tau get NO input into this) and the couple basically spends a few days off from work screwing around before going their separate ways to never see each other again. If a Tau did somehow get over their social conditioning and thought of sex as something more than a mandated duty, they'd be punished for illegal activities/perversion.
>>44978518
What a horrible society to live in.
>>44970308
Yes. They have sperm receptors on their backs.
Males secrete sperm from their palms.
Kroot reproduce via backrubs. This is fucking canon.
>>44976886
It's more likely than you think
>>44978518
Battletech did it better.
>>44978518
So Tau waifus officially can't exist
>>44982205
So to shake hands with a kroot is literally a handjob?
>>44982299
>1d4chan
>official
>>44982299
tau waifus are also officially quite ugly
meanwhile the Imperium has waifus that can shapeshift and default to this form
>>44978518
>1d4chan
Cancer pls
>>44982299
Become a Rogue Trader and liberate Tau waifus.
>>44970308
As Comissar Cain says, only another Kroot would ever be interested.
>>44982047
>T'au is the purest bros behore whores society, making a blood pact with your bros the only cool relationship.
Great
>>44970308
Yes, Kroot sex is by way of backrubs
>>44969856
i thought tau were forbiden to mix outside of their race
>>44982640
i imagine that the tau have a lot of people born in the empire defect to the elder or something for precisely that reason
>>44982299
Rogue Trader can rescue Tau bitches from their oppressive society, teach them the ways of human intimacy.
It wouldn't even be more heretical than the average day for your average Trader.
>>44982640
They are forbidden to mate outsider of their caste, but i don't know if you can't have relationship outside yours species, I mean the ethereals must have foreseen this could happen with the Empire being multi species and all.
>>44982462
>1d4
>cancer
beaing this new
>>44969856
Avians don't have penises btw
>>44978214
Only about the real world.
>>44982688
Do we need to post images of duck penises to correct you?
>>44982640
It doesn't matter since they can't produce mixed offspring
>>44982740
Remember when Half Eldar / Half Space Marine offspring were canon?
>>44982771
Pepperidge Agricultarium remembers.
>>44982771
No, but a non-Space Marine half-Eldar Astropath in service to the third founding Chapter Ultra-Marine was.
>>44982568
>>44982669
COME, ALIEN WOMAN, TAKE MY HAND AND I SHALL TEACH YOU TO BE KAWAII.
>>44982700
You have pictures of duck genitalia on your PC ?
>>44983025
>he doesn't have various pics of animal genitalia in his PC.
>>44983025
The internet is a wonderful, magical, place. A place where countless images of animal genitals and other disturbing images are only a single google search away, to be called up as needed.
>>44982986
>Int
>Cl
>WP
Huh?
>>44983088
Intelligence, Cool, and Will power. The last two basically fall under Ld now.
>>44982275
Mind telling me how it did that?
>>44983384
http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Clans#Castes
