Non faggot names for a sword?
>>44916241
nigger
>>44916241
Kebab skewer
>>44916241
Nofaggoter
>>44916241
Willard
>>44916241
The Fag Basher
>>44916241
Sword.
>>44916241
Sword of Swording
>>44916241
Sword of Pwning
>>44916241
Faggotslayer
>>44916241
Vasili
Sword of Attacking
Whopper Chopper
>>44916241
Arbeit macht frei
>>44916241
Whoresefucker
The Dildozer
>>44916282
>faggots-layer
"OP ist a faggot"
sword
>>44916241
Il Swordo
Unless the sword has a really unique make or backstory attached to it (like how Excalibur means "from the stone" or Notung means "out of grief/tears") the best way to name a weapon is to wait until you do something spectacular with it and then name it after that feat.
>>44916241
Aria
>>44916241
Straight Cut
>>44916241
Sigurd
Manslayer
OC-Don't Steal
Hengist
Liberator
Stabby
Slashy
Hacker
Sleepy
Fritz
Killer
Hitler
Cúchulainn
Bhairava
Moon Unit
Urist
>>44916365
>Stab a bunch of dudes in the butthole on accident.
>Attempt to find cover name before they name my sword "Butthole Serfer"
>>44916241
Dicklopper.
>>44916402
>not wanting a sword whose name puts the fear of sodomy into your enemies
>>44916241
My Dick But Not, Like, In A Homo Way, More Like, I Totally Destroy Bitches With It, Ha Ha ! Because Dick Is Strongest Than Girls And I Love Strong Things Like My Sword, Dick.
>>44916365
>like how Excalibur means "from the stone"
Excalibur's name is a British bastardizaton that translates to "hard breach"
People have always named shit just to sound badass. In 800 years when English is dead some hipsters will tall about cloud strife's Buster Sword like it's a relic of legend.
>>44916241
Hackenslasher
>>44916275
>>44916277
The Straight Edge
Sword of Straightness
Homo Decimator
>>44916241
Quackattack.
Donald's Trumpet
>>44916241
Stabby.
Though personally I like that more for knives.
Chopstab
>>44916763
Is your backup Stabchop?
The last trick
The final word.
>>44916241
The rectal violator,
Retort.
As in, "here's my".
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>>44916241
Try "Cunt Destroyer". That's right, a sword literally and solely forged for the sole purpose of stabbing women in the vagina and literally nothing else. Explain how that could in any way be considered a faggy sword.
It enters vaginas, and manly men like vaginas. It's brutal and gory, and manly men like brutality and gore. You can even have it forged in the shape of your dick to show anyone dumb enough to mess with you how much of a man you are. Have the crossguard in the shape of your massive balls too while you're at it.
Just don't go around stabbing men in the ass, that's gay mang. No amount of gore will compensate for how gay that shit is.
>>44916241
Urm. It's short for Ultima Ratio Mea.
>>44916241
BRUCE.
>>44916241
>>44916365
Smithstopper
The legendary smith in question was making his final sword, but his old man hands dropped it and it landed through his foot. The old guy screamed, couldn't remove the sword, and bled out, finally killed by his own work.
>>44916840
Gay. As. Fuck.
>>44916241
Durendal
Joyeuse
>>44916887
Way too sensible answer for this thread.
>>44916241
Rubilax.
Best sword.
>>44916241
Name it after your grandma.
>>44916241
Fire Sword
>>44916438
That sounds pretty gay
>>44916241
beer
>>44916837
Butchering women is for fags, you fag.
>>44916890
No anon.
They're too godly for this thread.
>>44916241
Greg
>>44916241
>>44916241
Robert.
>>44916958
What kind of woman can't survive a stab to the cunt, m8?
>>44916241
If it's a really large and brutish sword, you could go with "Diplomacy".
As in "This situation requires Diplomacy".
"Tact" and "Kindness" are also viable alternatives.
>>44917201
You forgot the most important sword: "For fucks sake, don't bring a sword this time!"
Beer drinker
>>44916398
>fuckin' storks am I right Carl?
>Jesus christ Steve it's every weekend now they show up
>Why do you always bring a club Carl? Don't you always get pecked to shit?
>It so worth it to feel stork face crunch under under your blows.
>Fuckin' A Carl
>Fuckin' A
>>44916241
Big Stick.
As Roosevelt said, "Speak softly, but carry a big stick"
>>44916241
Penis Extension
>>44916999
>not xXxpu55y5l4y3rxXxnice trips though
What do I win?
>>44916241
Sword.
Do I also need to name my mattock and cooking billy?
Honor
Blood and Thunder! Victory at Sea!
>>44916241
Caudimordax
>>44917362
Yes and your sauce pan, rolling pin, sewing needles, left sock (but not the right one), finger gloves and the your areolas.
>>44916241
"My sword"
>>44917362
People name their cars because of how important they are to them. People also name their pets, stuffed animals, guns, and other tools.
So no, you don't NEED to name it, but it gives it an identity and further concretes it into your heart how important it is to you.
>>44917424
>Unironically naming your car
>>44916241
Dulcimer
>>44917424
This just sounds like a load of faggot bullshit. Why should tools be important to you emotionally beyond the function they perform? Swords are for killing people and your life literally depends on the thing in a fight. As such, you should always strive to obtain the best possible sword you can and not get overly attached to whichever one you happen to be using at the moment.
>>44917469
You're in a thread about naming swords mate. I don't see how it's different. You'd probably get more use out of a car than a sword anyhow.
If a person has actually put a lot of work into it and it's as much of a hobby as its a mode of transportation I think it's fine to give it some sort name. Fuck people who buy a car and treat it like their end all and be all.
>>44917509
>To much faggoty GRRM angst for this young man.
It does save your life, and you don't just lose it. People become attached to things that make their lives easier that they use everyday.
It's like how people give nicknames to literally everything. Sense of familiarity and ownership.
Point being you're retarded.
>>44917424
Well, I did name my dog Dog.
It's a New Zealand thing I suppose.
>>44917537
>Not naming your Dog Crab, Fish or Cat.
Opportunity lost.
>>44917382
Pan, pin, needles, sock, gloves and titty caps.
>>44917548
No. Not really.
>>44916241
FROSTMOURNE
>>44917424
Never met a person who's named their car. Pretty sure, just like naming a tool that's weird.
>>44917564
This is what a backwards flowing toilet does to a man.
>>44916281
you failed to meet OP's requirements.
>>44916241
Gut-Hugger
>>44917585
Probably because in our society shit is much more disposable. Back when some master craftsmen dick actually made the shit for you personally it had a bit more value.
>>44917589
What the fuck is a toilet?
And he was named Dog after a successful cartoon we had over here. Footrot flats.
>>44917624
Umm, I work as a mechanic and tools are very valuable and expensive. So IDK.
>>44916241
fluffy
>>44917349
You win the highly esteemed 'award for personal accomplishments in the field of extreme autism'.
>>44917630
A bog shed.
Willy wally dunder filler.
Whatever you're calling them these days, I can't be expected to keep up.
Fucking Pongo.
>>44917668
Grandma had a horse called Fluffy.
>>44917630
>what the fuck is a toilet
>>>/pakistan/
>>44917671
You mean a hole?
>>44917684
i think you mean
>>>/india/
>>44917693
>mfw poo in the loo has reached /tg/
OP's asshole skewer
The Shit(Thread)Cutter
>>44916241
Why the fuck would you name a sword?
It's metal, possibly wood and leather. None of it has been alive for quite some time.
The only designator required would be "mine".
Stop being a superstitious barbarian.
It's sad how these threads were fun until GoT got popular.
>>44917927
>>44916241
Cheekibreaker
>>44917846
Well the Leather was alive.
You should name them for their deeds.
After having accidentaly broken a lightbulb once by myself, then 2 by others, I named mine "bane of the light"
Another was "Tueur de déscendant" [ProgenitorKiller] as too many blow ended between the leg, And "titanic sword" because it seem old as fuck and rusted. So maybe it date from the ages of titans, or maybe just because this sword give you tetanos.
>>44916244
/thread
>>44916241
Spear
Lance
Pike
Guisarme
Halberd
Bardiche
gurthang;__;
weapon
>>44916365
>party fights minotaur to last few points of HP
>rogue slides between legs and takes shot at minotaur brown eye
>bolt goes clean through
>KO
>rogue celebrates and retrieves his bolt from the dying minotaur above
>RETRIEVES HIS BOLT
>showered in minotaur blood and shit
Name the crossbow
>>44916241
wikky-wacky-stab-n-hacky
the cut cutter
the AK-Swordy-seven
Linda
>>44919028
>Name the crossbow
'The Force, Luke'.
>>44919028
The Poop-Shoot
>>44919028
The Bullseye.
>>44919028
Sharpie in pooper
>>44916241
Malfex
>>44916241
The San Francisco 49ers
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