>The princess slips you a note asking you to go to a nearby sea cave
I'd spelunk in her sea cave any time.
>The princess is a notorious prankster
Does this change anything?
>>44885411
Aww yiss. I knew signing up to the Imperial Guard would work out. First I get to command a Leman Russ, now the offworld booty comes a callin'.
Drive me closer! l want hit her with my sword!
> If ya know what I mean.
I slip her a Mickey.
Did I tell you guys that the bad guy offered us a ton of money to kidnap her?
>>44885411
And give her a chance to morph into her true aquatic squid-monster form and kill me where she is strongest? I think not. I'm going to stab her in the face.
And then we have a diplomatic meeting with one of the sea princesses, right? Even her father doesn't know about these talks, since she's trying to set the groundwork for her own future reign.
>>44885411
I roll sense motive.
>>44885411
I see no way this could possibly go wrong.
Firslty, I shall meditate for a period to prepare myself. During this time, I shall consume a tincture of Blacktongue, Tallow Root and Gill Of The Iron to increase my visual acuity, my general awareness and dilate my third eye. It may also be prudent to consume a measure of Sky Wine into which is dissolved two fingers of black powder, to poison my blood against Hirudinea, to irritate and confound those who can peer through the aether, and to settle the nerves. I shall scribe a seal baring the Rune of Order of White Flame, in order to better protect myself from petty magic and prevent any attempts to beguile my senses or influence my mind. Naturally, I shall bind this to my flesh with a virgins hair with an iron needle, cleansed in the water from from one of the Seven Sacred pools of the White Chapel of Dianvun. I shall cleanse and prepare my blade with the Rite of Rectitude and sing the Litany of Morgante to honour the iron and sanctify the weapon.
I suppose I should also bring a bouquet of roses and a nice bottle of Tal Varrar red. Just in case.
>>44885411
>I slip OP a note telling him to stop making threads with a single line of greentext
>>44885411
>the expedition leader catches wind of the group archaeologists growing rapport with the princess and seeks to leverage this relationship to obtain clues to the treasure we have been looking for
>>44885411
>you arrive at the cave to find the princess's drowned body in the shallows
>>44886742
>you leave the corpse alone
No fucking way, been betrayed that way far too many times.
>>44886742
Invis in case its a setup.
Touch body and plane shift to my personal demi plane
Use one of the scrolls of resurrection i have lying around
Ask her if she wants pancakes
>>44886742
Is that the Eternal Jew contemplating necrophilia?
>>44886858
You don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this
Stealth FFIX thread
>>44886944
I said pancakes not eggs
>>44886983
>In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake.
>>44886983
ALL
THE
EGGS
>>44886998
I DELIBERATELY SAID PANCAKES AND NOT EGGS SPECIFICALLY TO AVOID THIS
>>44887022
You post that like it means something.
>>44885627
Still have to go as a subject of hers, also that negates her having tricked you, since you didn't make a choice and couldn't not go. Of course stupid prankster will gloat anyway, sucks.
>>44886722
Underrated post.
>>44885411
Wonder what 'nearby' sea cave she is talking about considering the nearest body of water is an ocean about 200 miles away.
>>44886992
Thanks anon
>>44887022
So you were thinking about giving her eggs?
Last time I got secretly involved with nobility, she turned out to be an Illithid in disguise.
>>44889673
And you think this changes anything?
>>44890471
Oh I still dicked her. The game took a turn in a direction I didn't like though because of it.
>>44885411
I prepare water breathing spellls and shit
I hope we are going abaloth hunting
>>44886658
>Your request is duly ignored
>>44885411
Sadly, Gorgnak cannot read.....
>>44885411
Fuck her hard, then leave after a few weeks.
Land in Italy, establish the people who will later found Rome. Leave that bitch to stab herself and leave her people with such a massive hateboner for my descendants that we fight three enormous wars later on and end up destroying their entire shitty city.
>>44885411
>You reach the sea cave
>You see this sign
>>44891821
>obvious adventurer plothook.jpg
>>44891821
World continue to mock Grognak inability to read. Grognak not dumb, Grognak simply not grow up in place without established system of education. Grognak grow up in mine and learn about rocks.
Grognak think we should go into sea cave. Sandrock good for make liquid stone, but necessary to establish claim first. Bureaucracy not good to do half-measures. Also maybe pirate treasure.
>>44885627
If she's a QT I'd totally fall for her pranks on purpose
>>44886722
Objectively correct answer.
>>44885411
found an elf
>>44892747
Holy fuck that artist can't do faces/heads.
>>44885411
She was the Scylla the whole time!
>>44885411
Sure, I'll kill that kraken for her.
If she lets he hit that booty though!
>>44886742
Score, a free used princess!
>>44885627
Pranks are fun.
Honestly I have a weakness for cute princesses, so I'd probably do it.
>>44886858
>>44886983
Nice try, but we're smarter than that.
>princess is actually a male bronze dragon who likes to play pretend
Tell her to stop shit posting single line green text stories on /tg/
>>44891821
>300 bodies, some high level, to loot
>nothing to die for
Nice try, sign.
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>>44894569
I-I'm ok with pretending he's still the Princess...
>>44892291
grognak also not able to understand symbols
>>44894749
they said caves like this one anon
theres probably only about 10 in that cave
still 10 bodys is good enough for me lets go
>>44892680
Best answer.
Then I go down there anyway
>>44892814
had a character in a game once who boned Scylla.
that was a weird game
>>44885742
Conduct unbecoming.
This tribunal sentences you to a twelve month reduction in pay, reduction in rank, and then you will be transferred to the penal legions, where you will serve out the rest of your miserable life .
Take him away.
>>44894836
I'm gonna need 11 bodies for it to be worth it. You go first.
>>44891675
"Salt the earth" then salt the earth right?
