How long till wizardhood, /tg/?
Eight years if I don't kill myself in five.
>>44877167
haha what? I had sex when I was 19
>>44877167
I lost eligibility when I was 12.
6 years
would be this year, but i lost my magic at 18. artifice or bust, I guessand she has a pretty nice bust at that
>>44877167
failed at 2/3 of the way, but discovered I'm apparently a bard
>>44877167
The cutoff is 40, right?h-halfway there, guys ;_;
Lost the chance at 16 because I became a bard.
>>44877167
Never. Muggle for life.
None. I am initiated.
Two more years, then I start working on my archwizardry. Shooting for Lichdom after that, and prospects are looking pretty good.
>>44877356
>40 year old posting on 4chan.
You have my condolences.
Just over 8 years, if I don't get my shit together and become a priest/cleric (or a paladin if I have a 'lapse).
5 to go, but I'll probably kill myself by then and cross my fingers that I'll reincarnate into someone cooler or an animal that is completely oblivious to the concepts of social anxiety and self-esteem.
Sex isn't everything, friends. Love yourself before expecting others to love you.
>>44877291
>>44877382
Was it not 30?
>>44877167
Four years. It's pretty much a done deal - I'm never going to settle for the kind of girl that would settle for me.Also genital fungus.
>>44877382
>40 year old posting on 4chan.
What did you expect from a 40 year old virgin? I am no longer shackled by your judgement, mundie.
>>44877479
>genital fungus
I know the perfect lady for you.
>>44877479
hey man maybe you can find one of those crazy ladies and convince her that it's an std
>>44877453
I'm almost definite that it's 40.
>>44877490
Share your occult and esoteric knowledge with me, wise one.
>>44877445
Oh.t-two thirds there, guys ;_;
Does gay buttsex count?
>>44877550
Did balls touch?
>>44877446
That sounds really meaningful, without actually meaning anything.
>>44877526
It was 30, i'm 100% sure. Don't have the timeline though.
>>44877566
Yes.
>>44877588
Well, you're exempt from wizarding, but maybe there's a position for "fairy" open.
>>44877585
It's 30. And it always was 30.
>>44877621
and here are the classes
>>44877603
Fairies are cool. I'd be down for that. Is there someone I need to write to for an apprenticeship?
>>44877621
Where's the extended timeline?
![572274edbac3405b12eb384d994a0a0f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bDjwg9X.jpg "572274edbac3405b12eb384d994a0a0f[1].jpg")
>>44877167
Year and a half.
>>44877621
Well shit, I thought it was 40. I'm more fucked than I thought. Or, rather, not fucked.
>>44877167
Had sex this summer at the age of 28, so close, so close...
>>44877640
Warlock here, what familiars do I have to choose from?
>>44877640
Do you even praise the sun?
Paladin up in this bitch.
>>44877621
>tfw beyond saving
Sweet release of death when?
>>44877641
I don't know man, but maybe my senpai Oberon Zell-Ravenheart knows.
>>44877699
Never. You're gonna make it to wizard, archmage, and lich. I believe in you, anon.
>>44877167
Sorry, wiz. I'm a rogue.
10 years, but I ain't too hurried. My labido ain't too big, probably because I jack off a ton.
>>44877640
Where would 3 partners at 19 put me? Warrior? I haven't cheated just because managing one healthy relationship is hard enough, so no rogue... None of the magical classes either...
>>44877726
>never die
>lich
Come on, mang.
>>44877621
mfw 60% std rating in women my age in my town.
>>44877726
>>44877751
I think I'd rather opt for eternal oblivion tbph. An eternity of me with magic powers is still an eternity of being me. That would be worse than death.
Already there, this power is more than I ever anticipated.
>>44877818
What school of magic?
>>44877699
>>44877647
>>44877526
Enter into the occult practices, my disciples, and you shall see the way.
https://www.mediafire.com/?ccgm22800398aj0
70%
8 years
>spent the weekend boning with my new girlfriend
Maybe I can still be a necromancer?
>>44877869
Magicstry.
>>44877621
>lost mine at 15
She was only a year older tho'. Still weird?
>not being a knight
>not sleeping with multiple women over the course of your life, but only after an emotional connection has been made
It is a risky, but noble life.
>>44877640
>i can still be a paladin
oh shit I never knew.
fuck engagement rings though, srsly.
>>44877446
this is why i masturbate everyday
>>44878355
>them filenames
Holy shit
>>44878355
>ass drive
>the D: drive
kek
