OI, HUMIEZ! WAT'CHU FINK BOUT ORKZ?!
>>44850994
Oats?
They delicious why did you ask?
>>44850994
They're resilient little frakkers. I have to empty a quarter of a laspack into their face just to down one. Luckily you can smell them before you see them, so they never take my squad by surprise.
>>44850994
Need more Squishy Bits...
>>44851292
>tits on Ork
>goku face and hair
>1000+ hours spent in mspaint on arm
How does it feel to promote shitty art?
>>44850994
DEYZ MUCKIN AROUND!
>>44850994
THEY EZ FOR RAPIN' AND KEEPING AS SLAVES. OR IZ DAT ELVES? DEY LOOK DA SAME EITHER WAY.
SPECULLY ON DER KNEES, HEAD BURIED IN-
OOPS, HELLO BOSSMAN WARBOSS. I'M NOT TALKIN BOUT ANY TING I SHWEAR!
>>44850994
I like my orcs ugly
>>44851292
>Cow-titted Female Orkz
>Female Orkz in general
No. Just no. Next you'll be shopping tits onto a Carnifex.
>>44850994
Fodder for the Emperor's Judgement
>>44851704
Oh jesus you've done it now. Do you think he hasn't?
>>44850994
Oh for the love of Commorragh, not another infestion. Steve? Honey? Darling?
We have another infestation again. Could you get the building superintendent to call for another exterminator? I think I feel a bit faint from so much excitement.
>>44851809
ND does not make any porn himself, he just steals.
What are you talking about fellow Ork Bretheren? I'm an Ork as well. Surely you should go ask the actual 'humies' if you seek such an answer. Surely my Green Carapace Armor and Red Bandana are 'dead killy' as we orks say, yes?
>>44851704
>Next you'll be shopping tits onto a Carnifex.
Closest I've got...
>>44852355
>daemonette
oh boy
abandon ship
abandon hope
call the commissariat
>>44851330
I rather like GreenMarine. He's our kind of scum.
>>44851292
Wut da zog is dat? Wut is dose partz?
>>44850994
I thinkORKZ IZ DA BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST
>>44853956
>Wut da zog is dat? Wut is dose partz?
VERY IMPORTANT PARTS FOR CRUMPING!
>>44850994
I once heard that orks were made for crumpets? So i guess they are pretty good as a snack?
>>44851749
Is there a source for that gif? Does it have sound?
>>44850994
DEY'Z DED KILLY!
>>44853956
>>44854080
I FINK DEY MITE ME SQUIGS.
DOC LODZADRUGZ WOZ GOIN' ON ABOUT MAKIN' BOMB SQUIGZ DAT BITE ONTO YA, SO DEY NEVER GET LOST. PLENTY OV SPACE ON YER FRONT.
>>44856517
If DEY BOIT ON TAH YA, WHY DOES 'E NEED SOMFING TO COVA THEM?
>>44850994
Resilient, resourceful, surprisingly cunning given the lack of general intelligence. Anyone who underestimates them as primitives are likely to meet their end at greenskin hands, however long it may take.
Of the Xenos out there, at least they give the Guardsmen something to fight for without strings attached.
>>44850994
40k orkz iz best orkz
>>44850994
I think they make satisfying pops when hit by Heavy Bolter roundsAlso blitz brigade sucks
>>44853956
>Wut is dose partz?
Dat'z an arm, ya dumb git.
>>44856566
IZ TA KEP' 'EM FRUM WIGGLIN'!
>>44850994
If wecould figure out how to use their destructive potential for our good means...
How about we take all of the Orks, and push them into the warp, where they can have WAAAGH!s against the demons of the warp for ever? The chaos gods would have to take care of the Orks, and the Orks would take care of themselves.
>>44853999
Trips of Tzeentch confirm.
>>44857756
There are warpy orks, but they're pretty rare because orks are quick to notice and eliminate chaos taint within their ranks. Orks can instinctively tell if their fellows are acting "un-orky", and move swiftly to destroy deviants. Some text said it was as if every ork was an inquisitor.
Also, IIRC there are khornate orks somewhere in the warp. So they're not immune, but it's difficult to win groups of orks over to chaos. Leaving them in the warp for long enough sounds like a recipe for disaster though.
>>44857870
>>44857908
This must be what heaven is like. No matter how hard they fight, no matter how many enemies they slay, there will always be another day to slaughter more and outdo your bloody records.
>>44859158
>This must be what heaven is like.
Dude don't go and read up on Valhalla. your head will probably explode.
>>44850994
Inferior to Orcs.
No true son of Gork would use technology.
>>44859158
It's been said that for Orks, the status quo of 40k is their win condition. They get to fight lots of different enemies, and that only makes them stronger.
>>44851292
T U R N
I T
O F F
>>44850994
>capable of creating new technology
>fierce independent spirit
>distinct culture
>opposed to chaos
Better than most of Africa I suppose. Not the worst enemy ever encountered
>>44857870
That is every orks dream
>>44854136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWy1utqHD0s
>>44857870
Pic related for the original story. The relocation to Khorne's realm was first added by the 6E Daemons codex:
>None embody this unsettling truth more than the hordes of greenskins that fight within sight of the Fortress of Khorne. The original Ork invaders attracted the gaze of the Blood God when they plunged headlong into the Eye of Terror in search of fresh carnage. Their dangerously unhinged warlord, the self-styled Daemon-Killa, had already made his mark upon the Eye by bringing battle to several half-real planets devoted to Khorne’s rivals. The Ork warlord proved unstoppable until his Waaagh! crash-landed on a flesh planet belonging to a mighty Daemon Prince high in the standing of Khorne. The warboss’ vast horde was eventually slain to an Ork by the wrathful Daemon Prince and his minions, but his joy in the murderous spectacle was such that Khorne himself ensured the greenskin crusade rose once more the very next dawn.
>History repeated itself over and over again as the Orks fought tooth and nail, never once showing signs of surrender or despair. The Blood God was so impressed by their limitless battlelust that he took the Orks into his own domain. In the shadow of the Brass Citadel, his elite Bloodletter generals battle against the Daemon-Killa’s undying horde on a daily basis. Each cycle, great clouds of fungal spores are released by the dying Greenskins to take root and flourish in the bloodstained foothills of the Osseous Peaks. Yet more Orks are born, grow to maturity, and charge into battle once more. Such endless cycles of bloodshed are most pleasing to the Blood God. After all, the one true constant in the galaxy is that of endless war – Khorne himself has made sure of it.
>All these skinny little things
Fail.
THESE are femOrks.
>>44852355
Source? My dick demands xenos
>>44861068
Hell yes, now that's what I'm talking about! I hate that overt sexual dimorphism shit.