OVER THE TOP LADS!
>remember to link your posts when you reroll
>remember your kill count it is important
>Singles = Soldier
Last digit
Even = Reroll
Odd = Death
Takeaway second last digit by last digit (Y-Z) to get your kill count. If kill count is negative you are demoted. Soldiers with negative kill counts are killed for desertion.
>Dubs = Officer
Last digit
6+ = Reroll
-6 = Death
Takeaway second last digit by last digit (Y-Z) to get your kill count. If kill count is negative you are demoted to Soldier.
>Trips = Sniper
Last digit
+4 = Reroll
-4 = Death
Takeaway second last digit by last digit (Y-Z) to get your kill count. If kill count is lower than 2 you are demoted to Soldier.
>Quads = Captured POW
If trips are even you survive until the war ends and are set free. Odd and you die like a dog.
>Quints = Victory/Defeat
Even = Win (all who are alive survive)
Odd = Loss (all who are alive die)
If the thread dies it is a Defeat
>OP here rollin
>>44848300
reroll
>>44848326
shit im dead
roll for dubs
>>44848290
What die are we rolling?
>>44848290
go!
roallin
>>44848517
I think he's talking about the post number. Hence "dubs", "trips", etc.
Looks like you're dead, since the last number in your post was 7. Your last two numbers were "1" and "7", so you have a kill count of -6, which means you would have been killed for desertion had you lived.
Let's hope I do a little better.
DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?!
>>44848664
>even number = survived
>6 minus 4 = 2 kills
EAT IT YA KRAUT BASTARDS!
ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH!
Damn Krauts won't know what him 'em!
This is some /b/-tier shit.
>not a WW1 quest
>lost potential
oi gevalt!
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>44848290
BEHOLD, THE FUNCTION EXCLUSIVE TO THE BOARD OF /TG/
Your mother sucks dwarf cock!
>>44848290
God help me.
>>44849113
Mother Mary full of Grace...
>>44849141
...the lord is with thee.
FOR THE KING!
>>44849169
Blessed be the fruit of thy womb...
>>44848290
'Ere we go boys!
Rolled 520 (1d1000)
>>44848876
Yeah, it's a lot fucking simpler to just roll dice like a d1000 here on tg.
>>44848290
Rollan
I've been wanting to do something WW1 on /tg for a while, thank OP!
>>44849508
>A grunt
Ours is not to question why...
>>44849574
>3 Kills
Ours is but to do and die...
>>44849612
Does this kill the dough-boy or does it merely reduce my kill count to 2?
>>44848290
Skulls for the skull throne.
>>44849682
I think it just reduces the kill count. Once it hits negative, you get killed for desertion. Dough-boy's still kicking at kill count 2.
Also rollan. I do so hope to serve my country well! Maybe I'll be an officer!
>>44849732
Reroll.
>>44848290
Well I mean war is pretty much nothing but luck.
>>44849753
>I do so hope to serve my country well!
And serve you did, you poor dumb bastard.
I just hope I can get out of dodge before the machine-guns get me.
>>44849776
Threerollin.
>>44849809
Swing lowwww...sweeeeeet chariot...
>>44849792
Rerollan. Maybe I'll live to see another day.
Rolling for the greater glory of our communist overlords.
Rolling for victory or death!
>>44849612
>2 Kills
Into the valley of death, rode the doughboy.
Remember Ypres, lads.
>>44849780
So, I didn't die- I think, and I have a kill count of eight? That means I re-roll and am an officer now right?
Whoa, I hope I don't die
Conscription is a bitch.
>>44849889
Into the waiting jaws of death, RIP doughboy.
>Final Tally: 1
>>44849938
re-rollan
>>44849940
Four kills and a re-roll?
I wasn't even supposed to be here today.
>>44849908
Well shit, I'm still alive and have a net total of 0 kills. Lucky me.
>>44849974
Up to seven kills now, still a grunt. My luck can't hold out forever. I need to find a way home.
>>44849962
and once again
>Kill count: -1
>>44849996
Ten kills confirmed, and inches away from quads. This is where I die.
>>44850018
Back down to 3 kills?
Did I just resurrect 7 enemy soldiers?
HAVE I BECOME A GERMAN NECROMANCER!?
Rolling again for the glory of the Tzar and the russian people.
roll
>>44850000
>POW
>Kill Count: -1
Welp, at least I'll go home at some point, I hope
>>44850056
wolf at war rerolling
>>44848290
what's exactly a negative kill count? Do you revive enemies by accident?
>>44849832
>Final tally: 2 killed
>>44850135
>Do you revive enemies by accident?
Every time you take the life of an enemy, you keep it as your own. If you kill 8 people, they need to kill you 9 times to make you stay dead.
Trying this out.
I regret everything
LET'S DO IT BOYS. USA! USA!
>>44850610
Fucking yes. Rerolling
Kill count: 1
America, Fuck Yeah!
>>44848290
This probably could have been better if it was more like a d% table
Also,
AMEEERICAAA, FUCK YEAH!
>>44850766
OFFICER "CAPTAIN" AMERICA HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY YEAH!
'MERRICAAAA
>>44850806
Demoted to Private for excessive shouting, but still here to save the day!
G o t c h a S u c k a s
>>44850856
own troops of course
>>44848290
>>44850972
Rerollan. Kilt fity kraut.
FOR THE EMPORAH
>>44848290
God have mercy on my soul.
>>44851074
Kill count: 3
Rerolling.
Fuck it, for king and country.
>>44848290
>Wargames not getting banned in a tradition game board
FOR COUNTRY AND GLORY BROTHERS
>>44851212
>killed for desertion
I was just bad at shooting
Missed every bullet
>>44848290
WHY IS THIS ON /tg/ GO BACK TO /b/ YOU DUMB NIGGER
>>44851300
Rerolling for Officer Capslock
>HO-HO-HO SANTA'S COME PACKING HEAT THIS CHRISTMAS
>>44850742
reroll
>>44851602
Santa! Wait, come back! Don't fly away, they'll shoot you!
...
Ah well, let me see what's in this gift box he left..
>>44851673
Shame about Larry, getting his arms blown off. I saw a few german body parts go up with him. Who would've thought Santa would mine his presents? I guess he got what he wanted, to take some germans down with him..
Ah well, I guess I might as well have a nice horrible bowl of gruel. It may well be the last I ever have.
I love my mother
i will not die
Rolling
we /b/ now
>>44848290
For the emporer senpaitachi
>>44848290
Für Gott und Vaterland!
>>44853930
Jeder Stoß ein Franzos!
>>44853964
Jeder Schuss ein Rus!
>>44853992
Reroll
rolling...
>>44854360
rerollan
>>44854382
reroll again
>>44848290
Let's see how I do!
>>44848290
roll
>>44854430
Awesome, survived and scored 3 kills. Into the breach once more...
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