A witch saved saved your life from certain death, but she says that you now belong to her. What do you do? You have no weapon because you lost them.
>>44845070
Obviously I pin her to the ground and tear her throat out with my teeth before she can recite any of her shitty witchery.
Easy.
Roll to seduce clearly.
>>44845070
Sigh and shrug. "Well, you saved me, so... I guess I owe you one. I'm yours until I have repaid the debt. Just don't go turning me into anything inhuman, okay? Okay."
Yank away her spell focus staff and beat her with it, leaving her broken and battered but alive. The debt has been paid.
>>44845070
i guess it sorta depends on her personality, but that's basically my fetish, so I submit with some obligatory superficial resistance?
>>44845070
Well fuck you were stupid enough to get near certain death.
Join her
>>44845070
Attempt to flee. Not dealing with this shit
Well, what kind of witch is she? I doubt, if she's evil, that she would go around saving shmucks like me when she can just create or enthrall minions, so since she asked me I can only assume she's a good witch.
Sounds like an adventure to me!
>>44845070
I got nowhere to be for a while, let's see where this goes. Worst case scenario she dumps me in a boiling pot, best case I get a witch bride and we fuck every night to produce monster babies, which frankly I'm fine with because they're still mine and I love them unconditionally
>>44845070
Roll for check magic!
She seems to be implying that she has bounded me to some magic spell! but is this may in fact be a dastardly ruse!
The great interdisciplinary academic Foucault pointed out that the most powerful power is productive power from within one's own mind! If I follow this foul malevolent's command I will be under a spell more powerful than any magic!
If she has a spell on me, very well I have no choice. If she hasn't placed a spell on me: I took neck snapping as a minor skill.
>>44845133
since she owns you, you have to get along with what she commends you to do. She needs to be a dick ass thief. So you have to obey the tasks she gives you.
>>44845828
Ask her why she dresses like a slut
>>44845865
Nothing can possibly go wrong
>>44845828
Ask her age.
>>44845865
well she's a witch. Every witches are known to be slut.
>>44845828
Shit threat, Ignored the first fucking post.
>>44845828
B-But I'm a Paladin.
>>44845907
To be fair more people voted for that option.
>>44845904
she's 100 years old but for a witch it would be like 25 years old
>>44845828
I don't want to be a dick ass theft
>>44845947
well you started as an adventurer who tried to steal a blacksmith weapons and and end up injured near death, the witch saved you from that.
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>44846004
>>44846004
Thank her sincerely.
I think I'll start over the thread if I can still delete it
>>44846004
My gods we failed that?! Guess the witch is right
>>44846036
you lose all of your spaghetti when the girl behind the table ask you: "Hello, how may I help you?"
What tasks does she want?
>>44846205
I had started the thread the other day with /v/ but I should have started a different drawing for /tg/
>>44845828
O-kay..? What do you need me to steal? I have issues with stealing from good people...
>>44846004
Hey, that blacksmith was a DICK.
>>44845070
Time stop; place three delayed blast fireballs; Teleport
>>44846206
GRAB THE SWORD AND RUN
>>44846254
no anon you were the dick, you attack his kind daughter who did nothing wrong
>>44846287
So what does the witch want us to do?
>>44846311
steal something in the castle, but you need to be stealthy
>>44845070
Me personally? Probably say ''listen, I owe you a debt, no doubt, but I got shit I need to do, ya know? Heres a number you can reach me on if ya need backup or help with something.''
>>44846346
Maybe we should check out what's going on in the inn. Also, what thing from the castle?
>>44846367
obviously there is already ton of actions going in the Inn, probably people fighting one another
>>44846346
Go to the inn and "hit on" the bar maid
>>44846367
normally you would have to choose your class
>>44846249
Yeah i remember those.
Thick princess was a fun thread.
>>44846287
I PANICKED! I MAKE BAD DECISIONS! I AM NOT A BAD PERSON!
>>44846346
To the inn! We need to find a contact who can tell us about a secret passage into the castle!
Wait... What does she want us to steal?
>>44846455
It feels like we are sort of doing this backwards.
>>44846476
I messed up, but I can't delete the thread now, it's too old.
>>44846459
Magick components because in this setting, Magick is seen as really bad. I mean peasants could try to burn her if they find out about her sorcery.
>>44846476
Not alone in that, mate...
>>44846455
Why's a duelist got such low charisma? And why's a thief got Dex 11?!
>Bard
>Ranger Girl (Compliments our strengths)
>The Witch (Gotta have her along)
>Paladin Girl (We need SOMEONE to keep us in check. We're TRYING to be a good person!)
>>44846587
I made up the stats but I guess I would have to start over every characters if I would have to roll them one by one. No idea why I gave 11 in Dex for thief anon.
I noticed I had tons of errors, so I tried to fix some of them.
you enter the Inn and an angry drunk man is running toward you with a chair. What will you do?
>>44847372
go-go dickass sneaky thief dodge!
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>44847372
Duck to one side and stick our leg out.
>>44845070
She'll have to take that up with the Witch that married me.
>>44847394
you dodge and make trip the angry
>>44847563
*you make trip the angry drunk man
>>44847563
"You know, I'd say to enjoy your trip... But you'd just fall all over yourself trying to understand the joke."
ALTERNATELY
"Yeah join the club pal. I fell for a hot witch not five minutes ago."
>>44847631
a dwarf is thanking you for making trip the angry drunk who was causing most of the trouble in the Inn and he is offering you a drink, do you accept?
>>44847816
Sure, why not? And while we're at it, we'll ask what he thinks of the castle's stonework. Quite a piece, huh? I hear even dwarvern masons were employed in its construction.
Utter bollocks of course, but if we get him all prideful about it, he might let a secret or two slip.
>>44847904
the witch is actually spying on you to make sure you don't say anything stupid, you just have the feeling.
>>44848017
God damn she's a babe. Possibly evil as crap, but a babe.
There's worse people to serve, I suppose.
>>44848059
>>44848017
Roll to not say something stupid.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>44848267
>>44848267
>>44848304
We're on fire~!
>>44848258
"I hear dwarf stonework's so fine, you can't even fit a blade between the stones! I'll bet you could fit a whole man between some of the cracks in that wall..?"
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>44848332
let's see if we'll respond correctly again
>>44845070
carry her around so she can cast her 30-second doomspell
>>44845070
tell her ill only help her if she casts the legendary tits spell.
>>44848507
Shitshitshit-! Uhhh...
My cousin's been asked to do repair work, but he was bitching the other day about how terrible it is. Hell, he's afraid he might even end up with loose masonry falling on him! Can you imagine?I won't be around much longer. Bed is calling me. Fun quest though.
>>44848576
Damn, why didn't I think of that?
Rolled 13 (1d20)
Roll to seduce Witch.
>>44846455
>barbarian
>amazon
engage battle couple.exe
>>44845106
A man of my own heart...
>>44848618
fail
>>44848576
here anon, you should roll for it
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>44848727
nice fuckup, dingus. here, allow me.
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>44848727
aw crap i messed up let me try again
>>44848609
>>44848875
his names gilbert. he works over in the city.
>>44848890
>>44845070
Being a Dark Elf/Drow, I think I can make this work.
It's what I've always been used to anyway.
I'm sure as a sneaky thief that I can make myself useful to her.
>>44845828
OH SHIT NIGGA I WAS BORN FOR DIS!!
>>44848955
uh shit fuck he makes.... rocks. yeah.
>>44848955
I'm not amazed, honestly. Never met someone who tries to dodge work as much as he does...
Lead it into a story to distract him from from his suspicions and gtfo as soon as possible. This is getting us no-where.
>>44849142
She kinda looks like the Emerald Herald.
>>44849401
who?
>>44845642
>Lawful good Alpha Paladinbro
>Caring about some academic nerd fuccboi's shitty opinion
Like, at least 6/10 of /tg/ would disapprove of that post referencing Foucault in their wish-fulfillment game. The rest would only care about the SMITING.
>>44849438
If you're not joking here's a pic.
>>44849528
not joking, I never heard about it.
>>44845070
I become her apprentice and learn the ways of magic. Once my apprenticeship is complete I'll then become a wizard and continue my magical studies along with the occasional offerings of my power in exchange for money, people, and resources from the local lord. When I become elderly I'll transform into a lich and kill the now decades weakened witch with my undead army; using her mindless undead body as a maid in my library.
>>44849528
I, being a sorcerer of royal birth, will propose marriage once we've together taken back the throne of my small kingdom from my traitorous and unmerited filthy non-mage user brother. We will then succsefully rule as Sorcerer-king and witch-queen; ushering in the dawn of a new glorious age of a true magocratic-monarchy with an extremely potent magical royal bloodline. I'll also change my countries religion to a new pantheistic religion which worships magic and sees magic-users as divine beings--the arcane temple will still be submissive to the current ruling monarch and gives him or her their best enchanted artifacts and a good supply of mana. All non-mages are thereafter believed to be inherently inferior beings who will always require the protection and guidance of their divine/magical betters.
damn op, you're pretty gud at this whole drawing thing.
>>44849942
I feel like you're being sarcastic
I would kill myself in order to summon a donald trump daemon, as was my birthright as the chosen one.
>>44849991
Sorry if I came off that way, I'm actually serious. I have exactly 0 artistic talent, and I'm always especially impressed by people who can sketch decent stuff quickly.
>>44850182
I was doing it out of bore-ness to be honest but I have to learn anatomy and perspective but I never improved in years
>>44847166
trolling in a thread
>>44850258
sorry English is a secondary language to me
>>44847166
[dice]1d12[/dice]
Rolled 1 (1d12)
>>44850378
Rolled 14 (1d100)
rolling to magically turn into the witch
Where'd OP go?
Or is it just because no-one's responding?
>>44854739
I left>>44853947
>>44854208
>>44854379
but I'm going to sleep anyway.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
Roll to be eaten by the witch
>>44856006
... Well
>>44845106
The true paladins way of doing things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzgDgdmRK4
Bumping in case OP comes back
Bumping for OP and his mad skillz
>>44860718
let it die, anon, let it die
>>44861806
You realize the irony in you posting that in this thread, right?
>>44862480
What is "sage" for 200, Jeff.
Page 9 save!Please, OP, make a poor Anon's dream come trueI swear I won't bump more after this
>>44845070
I suggest that my culture does not adhere to such primitive notions as "ownership of person", but I offer my services to her in exchange for her friendship. I consider this a significantly discounted rate.
>>44863731
Oh shit, this was a quest. I'm sorry, i didn't read it. Uh,
...
>>44849322
Segue into a less dangerous topic by using the tried and true "Anyways, the important thing is..."
>>44847166
rolling
Rolled 14 (1d20)
Seduce the witch with our mad skills
Rolled 4 (1d12)
>>44847166
rollan'
![Witch-Craft-Works-Essential-04[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5opp0Ey.jpg "Witch-Craft-Works-Essential-04[1].jpg")
>>44845070
I accept that from now on, I am herprincess
>>44845070
>>44866573
Oh jeez.
Is there any porn of her?
>>44863828
... fuck elves, right?
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>44845070
OP, fuck you for not putting "Quest" in the subject.
Holy shit, this is pretty simple. Why do you faggots keep forgetting to do this? If you want to run a fucking quest, say it's a quest. You'll draw more retards and you won't annoy people.
Are you just an asshole? Come on, OP. At least start using a tripcode so I can filter your threads.
>>44845070
I think we all know.
