well then, /tg/, what is this guy's name?
>>44813443
Bob, that is Bob.
Fair enough. What should Bob do?
>>44813468
Peek through the keyhole.
>>44813468
Obviously he should head over to the right to look for a key.
>>44813468
Turn into a girl
>>44813506
There's a guy with a hat and a gun! A hat!
Keith
>>44813553
Make Bob lick the keyhole in search of clues.
>>44813553
Quickly, look for a key!
>>44813553
Hide behind door and prepare to retaliate when the guy walks in!
>>44813553
That guy looks like a cop. Perhaps Bob is actually the bad guy. OP, make Bob search his inner self, soul journeying in order to find out if he is the bad guys.
>>44813553
Bob should check his inventory.
>>44813577
Bob tastes the air- definitely a guard outside.
>>44813635
Suck up to the guard by complimenting his taste in hats.
>>44813635
Flee, and flee with haste!
>>44813635
Examine the rest of Bobs room.
>>44813635
>>44813635
Bob strips naked and smears himself with a protective layer of feces
>>44813651
Aww! The guard thanks Bob.
>>44813707
Now grow a sweet tentacle beard to impress him
>>44813707
ask the guard to shoot the lock of the door
>>44813443
OP, your door has no doorknobs.
>>44813635
In either sides.
>>44813707
Tear the dooroff its hinges and knock the guard unconscious with it. Disregard gun.
>>44813707
Now, Bob asks the guard to open the door, so he can try his hat. He thinks he has one just like that back home.
>>44813764
>Disregard gun.
Acquire hat.
>>44813738
The guard misses the keyhole, and it rebounds into his skull, killing him instantly.
>>44813847
Right-o, let's explore elsewhere to find a key.
>>44813847
Well shit. How about we check the door to make sure it's actually locked?
>>44813847
Mourn the loss of a fellow hat lover
>>44813847
shit.
explore the room
>>44813847
>>44813882
Mourn him we shall, but the point is the hat now lost its owner, I propose we adopt it.
>>44813847
Jesus fucking christ, what the flying fuck. Bob is terrified ans now he fall to the ground into a fetal position and crying. he keep saying to himself, "not again, not again, not again". And suddenly, he's latent telekinetic powers rip the door down and fling it across the room like it was nothing.
>>44813847
>
Poor hat-man. His hat needs to be conforted.
>>44813952
Lol
>>44813952
wat-
He leaned against the door in fear, but then feel out into the hall! It was unlocked!
>>44814070
SIEZE THE HAT
>>44814070
Quickly! Acquire hat, disregard gun, and continue on!
>>44814070
Oh shit. Panic. Grab the hat. Put it on. Grab the gun. Lick it for clues. Look the surroundings!
Plunder his corpse and take his hat to continue his cap related legacy.
>an innocent guard died because we didn't bother to check the door
We are horrible people.
>>44814070
Take his hat, then take his skull, to put on a shrine in his honour later
>>44814070
abscond the hat
Licking the gun doesn't give Bob any clues... except the taste of gunpowder and warm metal. Looking down the hall there is a door with silhouettes walking around inside. To the right there is also another prison cell door.
>>44814312
Knock on the other prison cell door.
>>44814312
Press the trigger
>>44814312
Hide the dead guard's body inside our cell and check out the door with silhouettes.
>>44814326
Hide the body in the cell before doing this.
After hiding the guard's body in your cell, knocking on the other door gives you screams in response.
>>44814507
Peek through the keyhole.
>>44814507
Do the musical door knocking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUdt_3J9lGg
It's an angry ogre!
>>44814629
shoot at the ogre through the keyhole!
>>44814629
Shoot it through the keyhole.
>>44814629
Shoot it through the keyhole!
>>44814629
Tell the ogre that his abs look sexy. No homo though.
>>44814629
Tell the ogre he's really a cyclops, and he should stop trying to pretend to be what he isn't
Now it's angrier, and bleeding.
>>44814832
Lick the keyhole for more clues!
>>44814832
Ask him what's up
>>44814832
since your door wasn't locked, try opening every door you can.
Make sure to lick them first for clues.
>>44814832
Say kek
>>44814832
put Bob's pooper against the keyhole and wait.
>>44814832
Tell him to lick the keyhole - he'll be able to taste that you're not a guard.
>>44814832
Check the magazine, inspect the other door.
>>44813847
Looks like someone rolled a one followed by a one.
>>44814832
Tell him you incapacitated the guard that shot him
>>44814824
The Ogre grows angry, and demands you should check your binocular privilege!
>>44813489
Autism
>>44817844
Quests are autism.
>>44817201
Tell him we won't indulge his delusions
>Shoot again
are you coming back?
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