If you were a girl, who would be your /tg/ husbando?
If I were a girl, I'd be a dyke, so i wouldn't have a husbando.
Way ahead of you
>>44772681
I already have a wife.
pic related
I wasn't into that robot stuff but cayde <3
>>44772681
Virt
>>44772681
The Doctor
>>44772681
>only girls can have husbandos
You can fuck right off then.
>>44772681
If I was a girl I wouldn't spend my time here with you losers.
>>44772681
How the fuck can I figure my tastes if I was a woman /tg/?
>>44773118
Just think about what you like but pretend you have a vagina.
>>44773166
That's not how it works, anon. I think you need to meet more females in your life.
>>44773166
That means I like the same stuff and the only thing that changes is the masturbatory motion orientation?
>>44773194
From my experience the only thing all females on tabletop really like is attention on themselves, be it for good or bad
>>44772681
Some generic badboy probably
>>44772681
>>44772823
>>44772948
>>44773166
You are overestimating the value of female thoughts. They don't like cool things. Estrogen fucks your shit up.
Best case scenario (not a good scenario) I'd be in love with Drizzt. Otherwise, and much more likely, one of countless shitty edgy-androgenous-japanesse-weeaboo-fag-shit characters. E.g. rolo from code geass, fuck that guy.
Okay, let's say I like elegant vampire ladies. the female counterpart can't be elegant vampire gentlemen. its too fucking easy
>>44773721
Well, what do you like about elegant vampire ladies? Let's break it down further.
That tung is for real.
>>44772681
Valen Shadowbreath, tbphwy, lads
Maybe some misc dragon instead
God, the things I'd let him do to me...
>>44773938
...Fabio is that you?
>>44773848
Actually, I never thought about why.
let's see
- part of the elite
- extremely prideful
- dominant
- passionate
- polite
- refined upbringing
- naturally morbid
- possibly grotesque sense of humor
- sensibilty for art
- can gift you with eternal damnation
- dresses in black. all black. always. anywhere
- bats, bats everywhere
- wolf disguised as sheep charm. but disguised because sheeps are comfy
probably I'm forgetting something
>>44773699
Wow, I can't believe you're single!
Sir Bearington
>Big and warm, great for cuddles
>Is so well spoken
>As a noble he is a wonderful provider of nuts and berries
>His probably full of all sorts of interesting adventure stories
>He could protect me from dangerous woodland creatures
>He's an animal in the sack
>>44773699
Yes it's clearly the hormones. Being introduced to different things and people and being treated differently by those has just nothing to do with it.
That's why producing so much testosterone made me an intellectual with only the most exquisite taste and totally didn't put me in the hospital every three months.
Samurai are /tg/ r-right?
Because I want my husbando to be a samurai
>>44774108
Nope.
>>44774730
>Samurai are /tg/ r-right?
Nope. Find a Samurai from a traditional game and you're golden though
was there ever any doubt?
>>44774663
This is one of the worst forced memes of /tg/. you can stop pretending its fun, you know
>>44772681
That fabulous hawk-boy.
anon it's 2016 you don't need to be a girl to have an husbando
>>44774784
Yes.
>self proclaimed alpha who gets everyone to trust him and then fails
>never wants to try new things or make friends
>has the sophistication and intellect of a first year philosophy student
>leaves and has you take care of the shit he started
0/10
>>44775914
Sounds like Heresy to me. That's a 'you' problem.
>>44772681
I'd be straight for her
>>44773938
Look at that jawline.
>>44776999
nice repeating numbers, is alesha a man pretending to be a woman or the other way around???
>>44774484
hooo that hits really close to home
>>44772681
Does he count? I feel like if I were a girl I'd be the type who'd be really, really into Aragorn. Especially Strider Aragorn.
>>44776999
>a woman attracted to another woman
>straight
>>44773699
Lol, I am a girl, so I guess I shouldnt have put my awsome robo lich husbando and picked a waifu instead (its phage from mtg)
>>44772768
You still wouldn't get any chicks.
>>44773699
>tfw you're actually a girl that wants to get bent over and fucked like a bitch by the alpha dog himself.
Sure, I don't have fur or a muzzle, but I'd put the collar on and say woof for him.
>>44774784
10/10 would little spoon for.
>>44772681
I am a girl and /tg/ husbando is Surrak. Just look at the man.
>>44777285
Can someone post the "That's my fetish" version of that pic. I've been looking everywhere for it.
>>44777285
>tfw no girl to take collar and say woof for you
>>44772681
Is Geralt of Rivia /tg/ enough to qualify?
>>44777374
no, but have this
>>44772681
MISTER RAGE.
>>44777518
He is, but he is also a man-whore, which, means you have shit taste
It's hard to tell. There are a couple dozen things I can find physically attractive in a woman, let alone details of personality and such. But in guys, there's a lot less I find physically attractive, and it's hard to imagine a guy doing anything I might find hot.
The best correlation I can think of is that whenever I have a character I'd consider my best friend, a girl would consider him her romance partner, so logically speaking any character that I'd fight alongside and consider my closest comrade would be the one I'd fuck if I had a vagina. And was attractive.
I kinda like cultist-chan in a kind of sisterly way.
So if there is a boy version, I might just have to tie him down andcaress him gently
>>44772681
Vin Desiel
>>44774756
But anon, everything is /tg/ related/storytelling is the most traditional game/you don't even need other boards!
>>44777194
>Alesha
>a woman
Nice try trapfags
>>44774484
I don't get it
>>44773023
Not /tg/
>>44772681
SanguiniusImplying that beautiful hawk boy isnt already my husbando[\spoiler]
>>44772681
Whoever can make me squirt the hardest.
>>44777337
He looks considerably less asian here than he does in his Khans pic
Provost Kranzler.
>>44772681
Does it count if the character is basically /tg/ incarnate?
>>44773938
>>44777097
Sorin is a lying sack of shit who doesn't tell you he's actually in love with some stoner hooker bitch. 0/10 would not waste three years of my life husbando-ing again.
>>44777337
>husbando-ing inferior timeline dragon's-fleshlight Surrak
ISHYGDDT
>>44772681
Sorin. And it bugs me how quickly I thought of an answer.
>>44772681
Any automaton or full-cyborg. It works both ways.
>>If you were a girl
>implying
>>44772681
Kharn the Well Endowed.
He would be loyal to me and support me forever.
>>44778251
There's been a few rule 63 versions.
>>44781109
Well then, I'll just be over herecommitting heresy
I've always thought that the whole "waifu thing" you guys do is kinda dumb, even dumber when girls do it too to fit in.
But what the hell? Let's play along:
My boyfriend is a big, hairy guy with a heart of gold so maybe Garruk? I play mostly blue.
Is there a big, dreamy single dad out there in there in /tg/?
>>44780384
>he's actually in love with some stoner hooker bitch
That artbook said he cares for her like a daughter.
Does that mean he wants to bang Avacyn too? He has other daughters.
>>44781472
>Is there a big, dreamy single dad out there in there in /tg/?
Pic related
>>44781485
>implying Soracyn isn't canon
>>44774730
>Mifune
I'll allow it.
>>44772681
>>44781488
Didn't one of his kids try to kill him?
>>44783641
Well yeah, there were some fuckups made.
Still, as far as sexy single dads in /tg/ go, you can't get much better than the Emperor.
>>44779389
>liking the horse-obsessed lunatic
>>44777285
Must be discouraging seeing all the femdom on this board
>>44784499
different anon, but ya basically.
Sarkhan the edgelord is sarkhan the sexyest sarkhan.... wait he's allways been an edgelord
>>44785385
I thought he was just an otherkin to start with.
>>44784242
>Not wanting to breed horses with your 10/10 pragmatic husbando
>>44784499
I think it's just laziness, nervousness, and a lack of confidence. The idea of a female figure in charge is appealing when you don't feel very dominant yourself. I may love the idea of femdom, but I'd also love to just fuck a girl, and I assume other anons have varied tastes as well.
>>44785385
Why does he look so asian?
>>44786656
You tell me.
Karl Franz
>>44786656
>why does the man from fantasy Mongolia look asian
>>44786732
I have a man crush on Karl Franz.
It's not gay I just really really love the Empire.
Lion El'Jonson.
This seems like an easy thread to answer.
>>44787004
Why chose the Lion when you can get a literal angel?
>>44787004
>>44787201
Yeah bro. I play DAngels, but even I know that Sanguinius is best husbando Primarch.
>>44787042
Now i am sad there will never be anymore Samurai Jack...
>>44772681
CREED
>>44786758
Don't post that image
>>44787411
You know they're making another season, right?
>>44776189
Cap?
>>44774109
Honestly male vampires seems pretty perfect.
Possibly the classier sort of demon?
>>44784499
As a dominating anon, I love it because it means the pools a little less crowded.
But to each their own; I can understand the femdom, but can't get off to loss of power. Now taking that power, that's a whole different kettle of fishwhy is power struggle such a rare fetish? It's not as fun if it's just given
>>44786758
>Bowie is dead
>Rickman is dead
And Araki ensures that he lives a couple more years.
>>44777097
>>44773938
Do girls still like vampires?
Twilight/True Blood stopped being a thing years ago
>>44789975
But Vampire Diaries and The Originals are goign strong
>>44783773
You know, I'll stick with this guy. Smart beyond measure, more collected and more wits than big E, busy job on Terra but he has to wind down once in a while and I can help him with that. Maybe a bit old or a bit perpetual, or maybe big E's actual son, but hey, maybe Emps would also like some actual grandchildren.
>>44788951
Where do you hide?
I have never dated a guy in the 40k scene that didn't end up trying to spin me into some version of femdom.I have no clue. Loss of power is only hot when the other person had to overpower you for it
>>44780384
Wait chandere got over spring
It's the end of days people.
>>44790689
Got over sorin I mean how the fuck did I write spring the autocorrect on this phone is normally pretty good
ITT: /tg/ thinks it knows the mechanics for women
>>44791533
How do girls work?
>>44785982
This can be caused by different reasons. For me it is the reverse. I have been the guy who took charge since I was young, first for my family, then to several girlfriends and to my career. It's tiring and boring being always decisive and dominant in life. I wish I would meet a girl who understands that all I want is a home life completely opposite from my public face, a fantasy world where she is strong and I so that I can be weak.
>>44792215
They don't
>>44777285
>Sure, I don't have fur or a muzzle, but I'd put the collar on and say woof for him.
And wouldn't you know, there's quite a few guys who would love to collar and tame you. Just gotta say so, girl.
>>44777285
JERSEY
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>>44787296
Sanguinius is too perfect, obviously. He's a big brother or he's a best friend or he's my dad, but he's boring as a husbando.
>>44787411
*psssst* Hey, anon lookie here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIxLwVwtiQ
>>44794709
The Lion is a bit broody and is not very good with people at the best of times. It'd be hard to have fun with him or go on a date with him. And I don't think he's as handsome as Sanginius is.
>>44792215
-4 str
>>44796295
Has there ever been a TTRPG or videogame that actually has any stat differences between males and females?
I'd find it cool if there were bonuses for different genders even to just being a certain class, if not defects.
>>44796598
The original D&D and Ultima 3 as far as I remember.
My husbando is Slaanesh.
>>44797105
>literally anyone willingly interacting with daemonettes being capable of feeling shame
Skepticism fills me.
I'm into older men that are rough on the outside but soft on the inside. Any ideas?
>>44790689
Everything is Nahiri's fault.
>>44779591
>wanting Lezard Valeth to be your husbando
Nigga you ain't Lenneth.
>>44774855
Go suck a fat one. Some people actually have felt joy in their lives and can have fun. What you have essentially just said is "stop liking things I don't". Now stop being a faggot, and start being more tolerant of people with better taste than you.
Yes, I'm aware that what I said was intolerant of your opinion. That was the point.
>>44794709
The lion would be one of those abusive boyfriends. He'd beat you the fuck out for making a joke.
>>44802630
Didn't you die, Russ?
>>44790486
Different anon, but same... " lust for power" is probably the most polite way to put it. I'm stuck in Irishland. Outside of relationships I'm laidback and chill. In a relationship, either you've fought your way to the top, or I have. It's led to a few breakups, so I would enjoy the company of someone who has a likewise problem
None because female love is a myth
>>44802797
it's not
>>44802797
>None because love is a myth
Made that even edgier for you.
>>44794709
Guilliman would be perfect-bland. Sangy would be perfect-perfect.
>>44797105
Slaaneshi waifu-husbando is good. This version of Russian Roulette is a game I'mmore than willing to play.
>>44778924
That's because it's not funny.
>>44778924
The idea is that the future self has gotten different ideas than what his past self has, particularly in his opinions of females - or maybe where he expresses them, because an MtG forum. Or maybe that he's indirectly caused problems for future self.
Point is, it's funny because he's acting like his past self is a different person - they're not on speaking terms, which is ridiculous to do to yourself.
>>44772681
anyone that cares for me. hugs, good laughs, other activities, but anything to show that we enjoy each other's presence.
>>44772823
that is the uglist necron lord I've seen
and man aare a shit load of them are pretty ugly
>>44774484
>Your old self grows to be a SJW
I'd personaly commit senpukyaku
>>44785385
>Sarkhan El Loco
I thought he was asian
>>44780675
Wait, you're NOT homosex?
>>44773050
look at this faggot
>>44779467
What's the name of this card?
Klightus Gramon.
A) I get to be a Sister of Battle, and B) I get to have the most awesome stuttering noble born guardsman combat medicae husband ever. Sure, the not talking thing would suck, but whatever.
>>44808071
I dunno, people don't really look too kindly on talking to yourself
>>44772681
> implying a hunk of steel has a gender
>>44815313
>implying it has to be asexual.
>>44772681
I want Rotaken sempai to notice me.
